The Impactor Issue 19
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Transcript of The Impactor Issue 19
Part XIX Nineteen
19
Mark Glatt
Presents
Being A Vigilante Is A Lot Harder When People Hear Rumors About It. And It’s A Lot Harder When Those Rumors Are True.
Damn It Dwight! Are You An Idiot?!
I Don’t Know What
Happened….
I TOLD You Not To Make
A Public Display Of
Your Intolerance Of
Bullies!!
What Was I Supposed
To Do?! There Was No One To
Help Clarke!
I Couldn’t Let That Get In My Way. As Part Of My Sociology Major, I Had To Work With Kids. Not Being Good With Kids, I Just Had To Suck It Up.
Are We Going To Have Fun
Today?!?!
Yes.
We Didn’t Have Fun Yesterday
.Well, There
Is Never Any Fun On The
First Day.
For Someone Who Managed To Find Work As An Intern In 2012, I Was Sure In A P(beep)y Mood. Then Again, Being Ungrateful Was Not The Only Mistake I Was Making At The Time.
For Most Of The time I Spent In college – Scratch That – The Time That I Spent Of My Life, I Am Not Proud Of My Actions Or Proud Of Myself. This Is The Person Who I Was.
Over the past few weeks, I had continued standing up for innocent people (at least they were innocent as far as I knew) without my costume on. I only handled the common bullies. No one knew that I was the Impactor. I was just fighting them as Dwight Scott. And now the whole school had got to know me as the school vigilante. Because the teachers were never energetic enough to nab any bullies, they were too lazy to nab me either.
I’m telling you. It is wrong of you to go out and fight those
guys. You put your life in danger when you fight with those guys, even if it means that you are helping out the
right people.
Yeah; you are being
such a dumb @$$
It is of fascination to me
What is this?
Foreign Exchange
Student Scott Jehoven
The Reason Why Scott Asked “What Is This?” Is Because A Gang Was Slowly Starting To Circle Us
You don’t know? They are going to surround us for an eon until we freak out.
Don’t freak out. Just they- HEY!
Do you remember taking out two of our guys?
Hey! Hey! At least spare the girl! She’s a freaking teenager!
OUCH!!!!
Abby! Run!
Do I Have To??
John, Abby And Two Of The Thugs Ran Out Of The Room. Scott And I Were Left To Deal With The Other Four Thugs.
Slowly, I slipped my brass knuckles on under my gloves. I grabbed my mace cans without taking them out just to slowly make sure that they were there.
What do we do now?
Do not look them in the eyes but do not look down. Don’t freaking
look down.
The biggest guy snapped his fingers and the other three guys backed off. The leader snapped his fingers again and they each stood at a different part of the room. Scott and I were sitting on the table.
Good Evening Gentlemen. My Name Is Skulltarious! I’m The Boss Of This Section Of The College Mob. So here is how we are going to do this…………….
Scott! Stay On The Table!
AAH!
Brass Knuckles, I Love You!!
Wall
Let Me Getta Good Shot At Him!!
He Fired Six Shots At Me. The sixth shot went into my foot.
The remaining two gang members dropped Scott and jumped me. Despite my efforts to fight them off, I went down, mainly because of the bullet in my foot. I felt pressure applied to my foot as one guy held me down and the other pointed another gun at me. This could not be the end.
Then, Super Ball ran into the room, turned and spun around the one guy with the gun, while Iro L7 attacked the other guy who has holding me onto the floor.
Super Ball kicked the gunman in the head and knocked him out. Iro L7 threw and slammed the other guy into the wall.
1 It is nice to see you again. We’ll have an ambulance come for you soon.
As if he recognized me and remembered me from the bank robbery or something.
2 Look at these dumb asses! Why do I have to save this guy again?
Super Ball looked up at her. They both looked as if Iro L7 had let out a big secret.
3 What about those other guys? There were two more people in here before you guys came in here.
4 Don’t worry. We took both of those guys out already. We had to take out some other gang members because they were harassing a young college student boy and a teenage girl.
5 How Did You Know??
6 Because We’re Real
Super Heroes!!
The next thing I knew, I was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Marque Calvin and his father David had already dragged all of the unconscious bullies out of the room before the police got there, and they got away innocent. Marque and David Calvin both claimed that the bullies were with them the whole night and their names were never in jeopardy.
I had to walk on a crutch or two while those lucky bastards got to walk free.