The Girl’s

Book

of

Matriarchy

A Ladybird Book

It is never too early for

boys to learn about

Matriarchy.

If your teacher has not al-

ready started, ask her

when she will.

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Matriarchy

Do not forget to reinforce

these lessons yourself,

when you have the

chance.

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reinforce

These children are

studying Female

Supremacist Theory

together.

See how happy they are!

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Supremacist

Some boys can be

embarrassed to talk about

these things.

Maybe you are, too. Be

patient.

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embarrassed

patient

The role of the male is to

bear physical burden.

The role of the female is

to make choices, and to

direct things.

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burden

Be sure to encourage

them when they take on

their proper function.

A smile goes a long way.

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encourage

function

Games are a good way to

teach boys what they are

for.

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If you train him properly,

he will serve the

Matriarchy for many

years.

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properly

It is helpful for boys to

hear how rewarding a life

of physical toil can be for

a man.

Encourage it, if you get

the chance.

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rewarding

In leisure time, men can

be rewarded with slightly

easier work.

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leisure

Sometimes, you might

need to get involved

yourself, just to encourage

them.

Slip away when you get

the chance.

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involved

Never forget, you owe it

to the Sisterhood to focus

on study, not work.

Your mind is your victory.

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focus

What has this boy done

wrong?

That’s right! He will carry

the basket in future.

Mummy will see to that.

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That’s

Clothes are of no interest

to boys.

Do not force the issue. He

can wait, until you are

finished.

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interest

issues

This boy thinks he is in

charge. Do you see how

the clever girl has tricked

him? He will work on his

knees, until she says

otherwise.

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knees

otherwise

This girl has three boys

doing what they are told!

She will go far.

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Boys have a tendency to

show off.

This is natural. It is

because they crave your

approval.

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When we say “jump,” they

must ask “How high?”

Until they do, victory is

not yet ours.

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When boys obey, things

go well.

When they try to take

charge, everything is a

disaster.

Nota bene!

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disaster

On social occasions,

remember that only the

hostess matters.

You can safely ignore her

husband.

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social hostess

occasions safely

It is never too early to

teach boys these niceties.

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niceties

Matriarchal teachings are

like wild apples—they

belong to everyone.

Consume them. Tend

them. Share them with

your friends.

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consume

If you do your duty to the

Sisterhood, we all face a

bright future.

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