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Dealing With All The Evils That The Game Will Bring
Ξ
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“Gettin’ Paid!”,That’s All He SpokeStory Recounted by Jan Bak
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‘He’ got so eager to ‘make it’, that he tried to buy the entire city
He came
Got a job
Rented a place
He saw
Met some buddies
Found a lady friend
Put some money into a savings account
He f’d up
Lacked respect
Insufficient aspiration
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But he didn’t own the land
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LIGHT MY CIGAR
Jan Bak
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A Cigar And Coffee Is Better Than Fornication And Food
Dominican
Nicaraguan
Colombian
Starbucks
Intelligentsia
Lowe’s Coffee
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MAYBE NOT
OKAY……
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Caterpillars Become Butterflies? –No, Bad Bitches Get Badder
That exotic girl I used to kick it with was
quite attractive, but now she’s really
f****** hot
Damn, I messed up
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NOT REALLY
ON SECOND THOUGHT…
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Stupid Meaningless Charts
F*** these lame ass
charts
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Get that technical jargon out of my face
I Like Eating Sunflower Seeds In Poland
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Tips For Success InThe Corporate World
Do not make your ‘corporate laugh’ too obnoxious or too intimidating
Consider the signal you are sending by bringing the unmarried person you are having intercourse with to
your company holiday party
Avoid intimate relationships with secretaries and opposing attorneys
Think through whether or not it is a good idea to trust somebody who says “I don’t like to throw people
under the bus right away”
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DO NOT TRY TO FIT A SQUARE PEG INTO A ROUND HOLE
Check yourself
(for buffoonery, malarkey, and
tomfoolery)
16x9
4x3
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Opportunity CostJan Bak
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Rather be in the Northeast in an office or in South Florida on the water?
Nerds On Computers Salesmen On Boats
OR
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All this employer worship has gone way too far – Thanks, Trump
Businessweek: How Walmart Keeps
An Eye On Its Massive Workforce
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Keep an open eye…
For them haters
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Jan Bak
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Break The Ice
Get To Know You
Build Your Confidence
Play Subtle Mind Games
Question The Meaning Of Your Life
Cash Your Checks
Agenda
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It's a trip, when you feel your enemies/But can't figure out who’s who,
keep it true
A Small World
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Ernest Hemingway Is The Man
People Love Their Dogs
Saint Nicholas Solves Most Problems
We All Need Water
The Rules Of Society
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Those short stories are baller as hell, and the longer books are legit
Even lazy people have read The Old Man And
The Sea
Ernest Hemingway
Is The Man
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I knew it wouldn’t last when she put her dog
ahead of me in terms of her life priorities
But at least then I knew she wasn’t crazy
People Love
Their Dogs
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Had a small fight with my girlfriend at the time
Put a Nordstrom gift card under her pillow, she bought new jeans, then the sex got wild
again
Saint Nicholas
Solves Most
Problems
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Don’t ask a dumb question and say ‘Why?’
Because if you don’t have water you will die,
that’s why!
We All Need Water
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I set dates, but rarely go on them
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Pasta In A BagJan Bak
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A Lot Of Things I Enjoy, At Least One Person Had A
Problem With At Some Point Here’s a few samples
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Simple Things I Enjoy That Are Rational
▪ Breakfast burritos
▪ Attractive women in yoga pants
▪ Coffee brewed at Starbucks instead of brewed at home
▪ UGK, Future, Chief Keef
▪ Maxed-out credit cards
▪ Digital-based entrepreneurship
▪ Cross-cultural relationships
▪ Pasta in a bag
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How Things Work
Mention something
newWTF?
I tell people it’s the future
He’s crazy
People gossip
about my sanity
Get some help
All of a sudden one day
it’s a staple in their lives
It’s smart
I get phone calls
asking for my help
What’s next
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Who does he think he is?!
The nerve of that kid…
Stock photo of a smug professional
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I’m Amazing, And Kind Of A Big Deal –What They Want, I Already Have
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Even If You Are Amazing, One Should Never Believe They Are Above Cleaning Their Own Refrigerator
If You Feel You Are So Big That You Expect Other People To Clean Your Fridge A 6th Time
Just Because They Did It 5 Times Before…Then You Just A Bitch
It’s Never Too Late To Stop Being A Bitch
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Tall BallJan Bak
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This Is My Starting Five Dream Team
Key Attribute
Height
My Ranking in ‘Greatest Players Of All Time’
Categories
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Point Guard
Key Attribute –Orchestration
Height – 6’ 8’’
Ranking – #1
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Shooting Guard
Key Attribute –Scoring
Height – 6’ 6’’
Ranking – #2
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Small Forward
Key Attribute –Resilience
Height – 6’ 9’’
Ranking – #9
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Power Forward
Key Attribute –Chemistry
Height – 6’ 11’’
Ranking – #4
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Center
Key Attribute –Defense
Height – 6’ 9’’
Ranking – #10
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6th Man
Kobe!
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SMHJan Bak
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SHE TOLD ME I HADNO CONSCIENCE
This was after she went to China and tried to keep her illicit romance a secret
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UNCULTURED FOLKS HAVE NOPROBLEM DROPPING LINGO
LIKE ‘ANCHOR BABY’ AND‘WELFARE QUEEN’
Yet they have no concept of how to make money other than by being a victim of corporate exploitation
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HE LOOKED ME IN MY EYESAND TOLD LIES WITH SO
MUCH FEAR THAT HEDEFECATED HIMSELF
Obviously he made sure to avoid mention of his gambling and alcohol addictions
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SOME FOOLS KNOWPASSAGES FROM EVERY
BOOK IN THE BIBLEStill they don’t know to wear a prophylactic every
time they are premaritally inside of a woman
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NO MATTER THE WEATHER, HUMANS WILL SCHEME
AND PLOT TO TRY AND MAKE THINGS BETTER
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NO, I DON’T SHAKE MY HEAD
SOME MEN CALL ME A NUISANCE, SOME WOMEN CALL ME A BLESSING
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I THINK I’M PERFECT HOW THE UNIVERSE
MADE ME
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Every Day Is SaturdayJohnny Bak
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In the United States today, we are quick to polarize our lifestyles into 2 distinct groups
Working So Hard
• Sacrificing everything for work and the ideal of getting wealthy
• Looking down on people different from oneself
• Blaming politicians for all problems and challenges
Just Getting By
• Moving at one’s own pace regardless of what others may think or say
• Being overly naïve to the realities of social systems
• Embracing the concept that money and material are evil
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Neither of those lifestyles is a key to happinessThink big
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The World
Money
LoveSex
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When your boss is spazzing out and you are having trouble seeing what they are mad about
Let them know there are several things worse than being stuck in the office
• Earthquakes
• Tsunamis
• Volcanoes
• Tornadoes
• Famines
• Asteroids
• Ebola And Such
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Jan Bak, Once Upon A Time
You would think with all this cash and affection from women that I should be the happiest man alive
Jan Bak, Humor Is The Only Way To Deal With All This Nonsense
It’s only when those closest to you take issue with most of what you do that you realize the hypocrisy humans are truly capable of
Jan Bak, There’s More To Life Than Materialism And Imperialism
Everything in moderation, except meaningful mingling with nice girls and smartly placed working capital…those things never get old
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Money talksMazes confuse
Emptiness echoes
Money talks
Mazes confuseEmptiness echoes
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Currents, Sea, & CurrencyJan Bak
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History ebbs and flows, so best to stay in the know
December 31, 2015 The End Of Days
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Basically the start of the English-speaking
culture, officially1066
Respect? So Far Back, Who Cares?
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The Great American Experiment, began with a huge middle
finger & F-U to the law1776
Courageous? Hypocritical?
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Firebombing that one German city, Kurt
Vonnegut later told a story1944-45
Diabolical? Cosmic Justice?
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Atomic bombs over Hiroshima and
Nagasaki –Tragic1945
Unnecessary? Prevented Many More Deaths?
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Birth of a corruption stomper &
obliviousness crusher1990
Useless? History Making?
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