The Drawing Board, issue 159
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I personally would love to find Patrick Stewart in my living room.
Semantics Roxanne Kehr
The Quiet Riot Emily Raczelowski
What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette
Your mom's face is a Christmas tree. Drive safe every triangle.
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Room 500 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale
Merry Christmas. May your days be merry and bright.
Sheepology 101 JR
Dear College, the stress of my life seems to have affected my basic math skills.
The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington
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Little Pieces Allison Wolfer
The Houghton Tour Raisa Dibble
Freshman Friendship Struggles Whit
Looks like it's handmade gifts this year!
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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip
Apples and Axes Dray
And on Christmas Day, we have ANOTHER Christmas dinner. Yeah, that's right, be jealous.
Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies
Admit it, you wanted Gadfly for Christmas. We all missed him.
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Dead Serious Eli Knapp
Due to yet another round of budget cuts, Santa turned to kangaroos.
This eliminated the need for a sleigh, reduced drag,
and got him back to Mrs. Claus before daybreak.
Animals Doing Things That Humans Are Usually The Ones To Do Eli Wallace
Decorating it does not erase the fact that you have murdered a vital source of
carbon absorption and will release that carbon into the New Year by bonfire.
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GUEST STRIP GUEST
Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty
Winken, Inkin’ and Nod Jared & Joshua Winkens
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With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty
Conif-hers and decidu-dudes,
Whether you are bewailing or wassailing the fresh dump of powdered
ice upon your habitat, you can certainly thank your lucky pine trees you
are not literally made of crystallized water. The story is different for our
friend The Snowman, titular character of Raymond Briggs’ children’s book
and (more famously) star of today’s front-page masterpiece (crafted by
the eminent Emily Marie Morrow), and also (spoiler alert) the soggy mass
of snowflesh you see to the right of this word-box.
This is the last issue of The Drawing Board for the Fall 2013 semester.
It’s been a wild ride, and we are as grateful for your support as a hat is for
a finger to perch on.
Best wishes for the stressful times ahead, and sayonara to the stressful
times whose faces we tread upon day by day.
Cheerfully,
Leah
Editor’s Panel
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor
Evan Didn't Feel Like Drawing Comics About His Life This Week. Evan Yeong
The dangers of regifting . . . and playing God.