The colourful life of a student

The colourful

life of a student

byThomas Cavagin

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Laundry

“What the fuck did you do to my towel? Your cleaning that, mate.”

Shelf space

“Why are there three Donnie Darko’s?”

Commuting to uni

“Its so cold I think my hands are going to fall off. I think I can actually

see them starting to die..”

Bathroom time management

“How can you shower for so long? That’s disgusting.”

Breakfast

“It’s 4pm, but it’s still breakfast if there’s bacon and eggs, right?”

Cooking

“Has this gone off? Smell it for me.

Distractions

“Are you still doing work? I just found a video of Patrick Stewart

high on youtube.”

Putting your stuff away

“You’ve had my mug for 3 weeks now, fucking clean it and put it back

you dirty bastard.”

Micromanaging bills

“If you don’t put the money in by tomorrow I will literally hit you with

my fist.”

Hanging out

“Why would we want to play monopoly? Are you literally from the

1960’s?”

Washing up

“Thats not my plate, you used it last. You used that last too. I’m not going

to clean your shit.”

Plant decoration

“I’d rather some aloe vera around the place than shitty boxers just

lying around.”

Bedroom decoration

“I don’t know man, I just saw some lights and thought it be better than

just a poster of. a pair of tits.”

Television

“Buzzcocks again? Standard.”

Getting home after nights out

“Mate. Mate. That’s not your house.”

Working

“Mate, what are you even doing? What is that?”