The best guide to 5 seconds of summer you will ever find

A power point by tumblr user xhemmingsisbae

Basic information about the band in general:• The abriviation for 5 Seconds Of Summer is 5SOS, pronounced “five sauce”

NOT “five es oh es”

• The bands birthday (aka the day they were formed) is april 3, 2011

• They are all gorg don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise they are wrong

• They are also all equally stupid every day I ask myself why this band is a bigger priority in my life than a social life but that question has yet to be answered

• Follow their twitters if you want to get cheered up I swear this band is on drugs the things they post are so random but its hilarious

These are the 4 members!!!!

This all of them together at some place prob a fast food restaurant becuz this band eats like a middle aged fat couple but somehow weighs like 67 pounds all together ??? probably??

First we have calum hood

He is v v pretty

• He plays bass and sings

• he is currently 18

• he has the same b day as my brother and I celebrated his birthday more than my brothers this year do you see the problem here

• We call him cal sometimes

• He is not asian!!!! Hes kiwi and scottish >:(

• He is beautiful

• He has some tattoos idk how many

• He writes a lot of the songs for the band

dat booty He makes me feel sad inside stop it calum

Next is michael clifford• He plays guitar and sings a little

• He is so gorgeous I cant even

• Can u tell hes my fav

• Hes currently 18

• We call him mikey sometimes its really cute

• His hobbies include eating pizza and gaming

• he dyes his hair a lot its been blonde, brown, black, white, purple ish, pink, blue, reverse skunk (don’t ask), galaxy, red ish , and a bunch of other shit

• Did I mention his majestic beauty

He looks so happy all the time I love michael

Now ashton irwin • He play drums and if you squint he sings sometimes

• He is currently 19 hes turning 20 in like a month don’t fucking remind me

• Sometimes we call him ash

• The whole fandom wishes ashton would sing more his voice is v nice

• Hes like sunshine that’s literally the only word to describe him

• He has hands the size of south america

fuk u ur the reason I don’t sleep at night

And finally luke hemmings

Do u see this shit

• He plays guitar and is the main singer

• Hes only 17 what the shit

• He is the fandom mystery like how did he acquire such beauty ?????????

• I call him lucas sometimes idk why

• Hes a manchester united fan get in lad

• He likes penguins its really cute

• He eats the most but looks like a stick again ??????????

He does this smile lip thing a lot it makes me cry

Hes sexy even while on the phone I quit life

So now ur probably wondering… how did all of these gorg aussies come to be the totally not punk band they are today ?????

So first luke posted covers on youtube (hemmo1996)

His first cover was please don’t go by mike posner it was posted on febuary 3, 2011

He was so cute in this one don’t even talk 2 me

Then him and michael were like hey lets make a band :DDDD

They embraced the bromance in this video 5 seconds of summer is basically the ideal band

Maybe 7.5 seconds of summer

Maybe the teachers will think we’re very mathematical

*luke giggling*

And then calum joined becuz why the fuck not

Fetus

They did covers just the 3 of them for awhile

Then they booked a gig and all was good in 5sos world !!!

Then they realized they needed a drummer for this gig whoops

So michael facebook messaged ashton asking him if *in high pitched voice* he wanted to play a gig to 200 people

Ash was like fuk yeah mate

They actually played to like 6 people but that doesn’t matter !!

After the gig calum proposed to ashton and asked him if he wanted to be in the band

Fetus ashton !!!!!!!!

AND BAM THE 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER WE KNOW AND LOVE WAS BORN!!!!!

I love these boys

THE END