Hampton Roads Crossfire

2 About “The Bench”

3 Schedule.Scores.Standings

4 Spring 2015 Leagues

5 Advertisements

6 Thought Bubbles

7 Double Pitcher Contest

8 Sponsor Bars.Charity

9 Pictures

10 The End!

James, Charm & Jon

Please direct any comments or

questions to your league representatives.

Winter 2015: Issue 3

Coming Soon To “The Bench” Near You

Then email them to me at backyardsportsclub@gmail.com

backyardsportsclub@gmail.com

Double Pitcher Contests

Every team will be offered a space every edition of theNewsletter to submit something funny... write abouttheir game... whatever...and since we’re doing anewsletter every Wednesday of every week, you haveplenty of time to come up with something! If yourteam doesn’t submit anything, and isn’t in thenewsletter, talk to your captain!

Ideas for Team SubmissionsWhen I say, submit something for your team, here are some ideas:• Play by plays of the game• Document the debauchery at the bar - i.e. describing someone’s

amazing acting skills hobbling across the bar with a “sprained ankle” just to Ice a teammate. ]

• Draw pictures!!!!!• Favorite quotes, poems, song lyrics, movie scripts, YouTube

video, or motivational speeches!• Email chains from the morning after .• Funny pictures of you, your team, or something random on the

internet• Give your team member awards - drunkest, loudest, person

with the least shame, best off the face catch, etc.!• Anything. Really. Someone on your team is creative.

Submissions are due EVERY Tuesday by 7 p.m.

Backyard Sports Club’s email is backyardsportsclub@gmail.com. I look forward to

working with all of you!

** If you need extra time, email me and just let me know.

DISCLAIMER: if you have problems with keeping your language in check,not bashing refs, being overly nasty to other teams, and other no-no’s,the Editor does have the right to not include your write up in thenewsletter if the content is deemed inappropriate or out of line. We willtry to screen write ups as they are received, will try to let teams know sothat they have time to resubmit, but there is no guarantee. The easiestthing to do is to keep it clean, be nice, and remember this is all in goodfun.

7:00 GamesCourt 1: One N Done vs. DBIYMCourt 2: Not in the Face vs. Dodgie StyleCourt 3: Long N Hard Balls vs. EastSide BallersCourt 4: How I Hit Your Mother vs. Gym Class HeroesCourt 5: Salgado Slurpees vs. Clown Babies

1. Stranger Danger2. Skeet Nation3. Bold Strategy4. Sloppy Seconds5. Clown Babies6. DBIYM7. Some of us Have Balls8. Salgado Slurpees9. Long N Hard Balls10. Stingers R Us11. EastSide Ballers12. One N Done13. Dodgie Style14. Steak Sauce15. Snoop Dodgy Dodge16. Don’t Stop Ballieving17. Not in the Face18. Gym Class Heroes19. How I Hit Your Mother20. Can’t Duck Deez Balls

Week 4 Score Board

Standings

Week 5 Schedule – February 6th 2015

Teams ScoreSteak Sauce vs. Bold StrategySnoop Dodgy Dodge vs. Stranger DangerSloppy Seconds vs. Can’t Duck Deez BallsSkeet Nation vs. Clown BabiesOne N Done vs. EastSide BallersSome of us Have Balls vs. Stingers R UsDon’t Stop Ballieving vs. DBIYMSalgado Slurpees vs. Dodgie StyleNot in the Face vs. Gym Class HeroesLong N Hard Balls vs. How I Hit Your Mother

Team Name

1-101-129-16-45-87-64-1010-7L-W10-1

8:00 GamesCourt 1:Sloppy Seconds vs. Stingers R UsCourt 2: Skeet Nation vs. Stranger DangerCourt 3: Don’t Stop Ballieving vs. Can’t Duck Deez BallsCourt 4: Some of us Have Balls vs. Bold StrategyCourt 5: Snoop Dodgy Dodge vs. Steak Sauce

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• Thursdays, starting April 2nd

• Lake Taylor HS in Virginia Beach• $60 Early Bird Registration

• Mondays, starting April 6th

• Lunasea in VB Oceanfront• $50 Registration

• Fridays, starting April 3rd

• Lake Taylor HS in Virginia Beach• $60 Early Bird Registration

• Sundays, starting March 15th

• Oceanfront 13th-15th Street• $65 Early Bird Registration

• Sundays, starting April 5th

• Oceanfront 13th-15th Street• $60 Early Bird Registration

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These people mean surious bidness….

HA! You can’t see me!

David, this picture was just too

awesome not to share! Your face is

great! hahaha

Friday, January 6th Contest

“Fastest Throw”We have a radar gun, and we’re not afraid to use it! Each team will nominate 1girl from their team. Each girl will have 3 tries to throw the stinger ball. We’lltake the fastest speed of the 3. Top 8 advance.

REMINDER!!! MUY IMPORTANTE INFORMACION!

DO NOT bring your beers onto the courts. DO NOT bring your beers onto the courts. DO NOT bring your beers

onto the courts.

AGAIN NO BEER ON THE COURTS!

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Charities & Sponsor Barwww.backyardsportsclub.com

Drink Specials• $8.50 Pitchers (Yuengling, PBR & Bud

Light

• $4 Dodgeball Shooter Specials

• 10% off Food

Each team will get a pizza and a pitcher. If you

have more than 10 people from your team go

to the bar, you’ll get another pizza.

CARPE FREEZUM at the coolest event of the year!

The Polar Plunge® Winter Festival is Special Olympics Virginia’s largest fundraiser, attractingmore than 10,000 people to an otherwise deserted beachfront in February. Individuals andteams, alongside our athletes and thousands of community members, experienceheartwarming and bone chilling extremes as they take the plunge into the icy Atlantic Oceanin the height of winter!

About Special Olympics

Special Olympics Virginia is a year-round program of sports training and athletic competitionfor children and adults with intellectual disabilities. We serve more than 10,000 athletesthroughout the Commonwealth. Thanks to a statewide volunteer network of more than20,000 and the support of generous partners throughout Virginia, athletes pay nothing toparticipate. And with nearly 2,000 events annually, including seven state-level competitionsand numerous extreme fundraisers like the Polar Plunge, we invite everyone to join us inour mission to open hearts and change minds about people with intellectual disabilities.

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