Basically, she is a 16-year-old, Caucasian white female who is raised around black people and I’m quite certain her caps lock is broken because almost everything she types is in all caps.

Jessica is about 5’ 3”

She weights approximately 160 pounds

Pasty white pale skin

Ginger (not black)

Is interested in men and women

Comes from Tennessee, raised in Brenham, lives in Bryan/College Station.

Unsure of religion, she claims to be Christian until she is broken up with then goes through a 2-4 day “emo” phase.

She gets in and out of them every other week or so and claims they’ve been together for 8 months during every WEEKLY relationship

BUT….

What the fuck did you just watch?

How will this help you in future?

This is why I will forever be her facebookfriend.

God dammit I love ghetto people

LMS IF U THINK DIS WUZ A GUD PREZENTASHUN