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The 37 Most Awkward English Fails YouCan Only Find In Asia

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I had never laughed so hard before making this list.

1. The water’s great, come on in.

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2. Wheelchair accessible highway

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3. Why didn’t we get Windows 8?

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4. There are no words...

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5. Male Massage Specialist

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6. If it’s not pee, it’s going right backfrom where it came from.

Source: engrish.com

7. A mother is a...

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8. Fire extinguisher

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9. Jerk Chicken

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10. Solve all your problems with aswim.

Source: engrish.com

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11. Hospital Waiting Room

Source: engrish.com

12. When your kidnappers give youyour one call, use it on the cops.

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12. I cannot be bothered to translatethese squiggly symbols.

Source: engrish.com

14. My love for you burns hot.

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15. Disembodied limbs are hostileand will attack without warning.

Source: engrish.com

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16. Take ‘em out cleanly andquietly.

Source: engrish.com

17. If McDonald’s can get away withit, so can we

Source: chairmanlol.com

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18. Will explode in your mouth andyour pants.

Source: engrish.com

19. Please leave toilet undestroyed.

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20. Brothels this way.

Source: chairmanlol.com

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21. Just don’t go #2

22. Take the elevator

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23. Better than tree fiddy

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24. Judge not by the color of thepark, but by the content of itsplayground

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25. We do happy endings

26. Really really fast food

27. Hermaphrodite crossing

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28. For Chneise people

29. Just say neigh.

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30. Very “special” snacks

31. DIY Buffet

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32. Enjoy your eternal stay!

33. ;)

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34. Exit only

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35. Put the man in manicure

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36. Maaaath

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37. Take them out to dinner first

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