Techies Anonymous TECHNICAL THEATRE

So…you want to be a techie??

Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes

Are you…

…super-serious at all times?

…afraid of handling power tools?

…intimidated by things that are on fire?

…wary of getting really creative and taking initiative?

…frightened by the idea of meeting incredibly funny people and making tons of friends??

…too chicken to rock the jumpsuit?

…unhappy with the thought of understanding inside jokes?

…just not ready to meet boys?

…terrified of making something incredible out of nothing?

…scared of our theatre ghost?

…unwilling to have friends in other grade levels?

…and guarded about getting to know some teachers really well?

Here’s how you know…

• If you answered “yes” to those questions, this may not be the club for you.

• If you stopped reading the questions after two slides and looked at the pictures instead, wishing you were there, TRY US OUT!!

• If you weren’t reading the questions at all, just looking at all the pretty things on the table, YOU BELONG HERE!!

Things we (officially) do…

• Tech assemblies and masses (lights, microphones, and the PowerPoints)

• Build the sets, design and create the props, and sew costumes

• Manage the set and actors during shows

Things we (unofficially) do…

• Play pranks on actors, each other, and our moderator Decker.

• Go out to dinner before rehearsals and performances with our actor buddies

• Do homework in the booth during our free block

• Wreck havoc • Laugh until someone passes out, and then keep

laughing

Still unsure?

• Today after school, Techies Anonymous’s Secretary, Cammi Carter (Class of 2011) will be giving tours of the theatre. You’ll be able to see exactly what we do, the tools we work with, and what could be in store for you. – Theatre Mainstage, 3:00 to 3:30

Techies Anonymous TECHNICAL THEATRE