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Q: Can you tell me what Patricia Richardson has been up to lately? I loved her on “Home Improvement” and “The West Wing,” but I haven’t

seen her in anything lately. -- Joy T., via emailA: Everyone’s favorite TV mom, Patricia has been

easing back into acting now that her children are off to college. I spoke with her recently to discuss a cause that is close to her heart: bringing aware-ness to rare diseases. In 2005, Patricia lost her father to progressive supranuclear palsy, a neurodegenerative brain disease that has no known cause, treat-ment or cure. Now she is doing all she can to raise awareness of the disease and money to-ward finding the cure, partnering with the Na-tional Organization of Rare Disorders. (Go to psp.org for more info.)

In regard to act-ing, Patricia is ready to jump back in with both feet. She told me: “I’ve started doing theater again. I’ve done three Hallmark movies in the last year, and that’s been good for me, to have the chance to get in front of a camera and feel comfortable again. I’m coming around to where I’m starting to feel like, ‘Oh yeah, now I remember why I liked this.’ My kids are doing really well, so I feel good about [my choice to step back from acting].

I’m very lucky, and I’ve been really blessed.”

• • •Q: I read that Amy

Poehler is going to be in another NBC com-edy. If that’s true, what will happen with “Parks and Rec”? -- George D., Harrisburg, Pa.

A: Don’t’ worry: Amy isn’t leaving “Parks and Rec.” She’ll be pro-ducing a yet-untitled comedy for the Pea-cock Network that will star Natasha Lyonne (“Orange Is the New Black”) and will center on Natasha’s character, who works as an aide to a group of senior citi-zens while she tries to find herself.

• • •Q: I read some time ago that Morgan Freeman had

divorced his wife in order to marry his step-grand-daughter. Is this true? -- Pauline L., via email

A: This was just another horrible Hollywood ru-mor, which as a rule I stay away from, but this rumor is one that needs to be cleared up. The answer is a resounding no, with Morgan releasing this statement: “The recent reports of any pending marriage or ro-mantic relationship of me to anyone are defamatory fabrications from the tabloid media designed to sell papers.”

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Supplementing funds by: Thrivent Financial, Grant County, Chapter 30581

March 18 - MS Oral Interp Mini Contest - 3:20pmMarch 18 - Wrestling Potluck - 6pmMarch 19 - Flandreau CDEMarch 20 - State A Boys Basketball @ Sioux FallsMarch 20 - Teacher Inservice 2pm DismissalMarch 20 - Spring Pictures at Koch ElementaryMarch 21 - State A Boys Basketball @ Sioux FallsMarch 22 - State A Boys Basketball @ Sioux FallsMarch 24 - Girls Basketball Potluck - 6:30pmMarch 24 - National Honor Society Induction - 12:05pm

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• • •Q: Will “Dracula” be back for a second season?

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newal decision. If the show does get renewed, then I will start watching it. I’ve been disappointed so often in the past, where I get involved with a show only for it to be canceled -- “FlashForward,” “The Gates,” “GCB” -- that I am now more cautious about commit-ting to a new series.

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March 17 - School Dismisses at 12:30pmMarch 17 - ECC Spelling Bee - WilmotMarch 17 - Whetstone Choral Festival - Sisseton - 7pmMarch 18 - North Band Festival - WaubayMarch 18 - PK Parent Love/Logic Class - 6pmMarch 19 - Senior Government Day - SissetonMarch 19 - NHS Blood Drive - Gym - 2:30pmMarch 20 - Boys Basketball TournamentMarch 21 - Boys Basketball TournamentMarch 22 - Boys Basketball TournamentMarch 24 - PK Open House - 5pm (4 by 9/1/2014)March 24 - Kind Trans. Meeting For Parents - 6pm

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Rendezvous Point EventRegistration has been extended for the first annual Whetstone Area Art Show and Exhibit to April 7thCall the Rendezvous Point for registration forms

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• Have your carpets cleaned. High-traffic areas may require cleaning as often as every three or four months, but bedrooms can go as long as 18 months. Use runners and area rugs to safe-guard spots that may be vulnerable, like under a vanity or by your sofas.• “I had some residue on my bathroom ceiling from hard water condensation. I happened to have a set of crutches lying around. I used a hair elastic to secure a hand towel to the arm rest of one crutch. Then I sprayed it with water and used it to scrub the ceiling. It worked really well. I was done in no time.” -- A.A. in Florida• A baking soda and water mix is great for tile floors if you want a quick mop up. If a lot of your floors are tile, do yourself a fa-vor and invest in a steam mop. They clean and sanitize, leaving your floors brilliant.• “One of the things I do each spring (and fall) is to go through my makeup and toss the old items. I also restock my first-aid kit and get new bottles of sunscreen and bug spray to keep in my

car kit, so I will always have it around.” -- E.A. in California• Be sure you use a trivet or other protectant when placing flow-erpots on wood floors. Also, purchase felt pads for the bottoms

of furniture. This will eliminate divots or other kinds of depressions or scratches in the floor.• “Tiny tears in your window screen can be secured with clear nail polish. I dab the spot, then use tweezers to line up the tiny wires, then dab again. Just make sure the

window is open, or the screen might stick to the windowpane.” -- T.T. in IndianaSend your tips to Now Here’s a Tip, c/o King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475 or e-mail JoAnn at [email protected].


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• On March 30, 1775, hoping to keep the New England colonies de-pendent on the British, King George III endorses the New England Re-

straining Act. The Act required New England colonies to trade ex-clusively with Great Britain. An additional rule would come into effect banning colonists from fishing in the North Atlantic.• On March 28, 1814, the funeral of Guillotin, namesake of the infamous execution device, takes place outside of Paris. When first used, the crowds seemed to miss the gallows, but the guillotine quickly caught on. The device symbolized equality, as it was used on both commoners and the nobility alike.• On March 27, 1912, in Washington, D.C., Helen Taft, wife of President William Taft, and the Viscountess Chinda, wife of the Japanese ambassador, plant two Yoshina cherry trees on the north-ern bank of the Potomac River. The event was held in celebration of a gift by the Japanese government of 3,020 cherry trees to the United States.• On March 26, 1920, “This Side of Paradise” is published, im-mediately launching 23-year-old F. Scott Fitzgerald to fame and fortune. While in Europe, Fitzgerald finished his masterpiece “The Great Gatsby” (1925). He also published dozens of short stories in his lifetime.• On March 24, 1958, Elvis Presley is inducted into the U.S. Army after being granted a two-month deferment to finish his third mov-ie, “King Creole.” While stationed in Germany, Presley met his future wife, 14-year-old Priscilla Beaulieu.• On March 25, 1983, during filming of the television special “Mo-town 25: Yesterday, Today, Forever,” Diana Ross, formerly of the Supremes, shoved singer Mary Wilson out of the spotlight. It later had to be edited out. Smokey Robinson stepped in onstage to keep between the two warring Supremes.


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Monday March 17th- St. Patrick’s Day!!!! ECC Spelling Contest in Wilmot at 1:00 pm. Tuesday March 18th- North Band Festival in Waubay, practice starts at 10:00 am, concert at 7:00 pm. Wednesday March 19th- State testing begins. Supper and Lenten Worship at Hope Lutheran beginning at 6:00pm. Thursday March 20th- No multi. BBB state Tourney in Aberdeen. Friday March 21st- No multi. No staff day. BBB State Tourney in Aberdeen. Saturday March 22nd- BBB State Tourney in Aberdeen.

Sunday, March 23rd-9:00 am Sunday school and 10:30 am Worship at Hope Lutheran.

Arlyn Wohlleber, CLTCFinancial Services Professional

415 S Main Street, Suite 301PO Box 98Aberdeen, SD 57402-0098Direct (605) 225-3382Cell (605) 880-7088Fax (605) 225-3388E-mail: [email protected]

Insurance Representative of MassMutual. Registered Representative of and offers securities through MML Investors Services, LLC, a member of the MassMutual Financial Group, OSJ 901 Marquette Ave Suite 2600. Minneapolis MN 55402 (612) 333-1413. MassMutual Financial Group is a marketing name for Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance Company (MassMutual) and its affiliated companies and sales representatives, Springfield MA 01111-0001. Local sales agencies are not subsidiaries of MassMutal or its affiliated companies.

The annual book fair will be held March 27 from 3-8pm in the school lunchroom. Along with the fair we will have an art and literature night with music, art displays and snacks to enjoy. The online book fair is now thru March 28th. If you are unable to make the book fair or just want a sneak peek! Any books ordered online will be delivered to the school. Thank you in advance for your support!! Follow this link to the online fair:http://bookfairs.scholastic.com/homepage/ summitsdschool


ANSWERS: 1) Neither; 2) Jael; 3) Nazarites; 4) Samaria; 5) Eliakim; 6) Moriah

1. Is the book of Noah in the Old or New Testament or neither?2. Who opened a bottle of milk, giving an enemy soldier drink, and then killed him? Barak, Jael, Esther, Anna3. From Numbers 6, what group of consecrated men nev-er cut their hair? Lepers, Demoniacs, Priests, Nazarites4. As king of Israel, Ahab reigned in what place 20 and two years? Canaan, Raamah, Samaria, Nubia5. From 2 Kings 23:34, what was the original name of Jehoiakim? Jedidiah, Eliakim, Laban, Ahaziah6. Unto which land’s mountains did Abraham take Isaac to be sacrificed? Moriah, Carmel, Sinai, Harmon

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BIG ROCK GRILL & CASINO SPECIALSMonday: Meatloaf 11-1 & 5-8Tuesday: Taco Tuesday 11-1 & (5-8) and Wing Night (5-8) night is dine in only for both specials but not the dayWednesday: Cook's Choice (11-1) & (5-8) and Burger Night (5-8)Thursday: Roast beef commercials (11-1) & (5-8)Friday: Tator tot hothdish (11-1) Steak Cube Dinner 5-8Sunday Dinners 11-2

DINER OPEN FOR THE SEASON • 11am-8pm

BIG STONE AMERICAN LEGIONThursday: TACO NIGHT: 5-8 PMFriday: BAR BINGO start at 7PMSUNDAY AFTERNOON: Meat Raffle

Big Stone City SchoolScholastic Book Fair during the week of March 24th-27th, 2014 Book Fair hours will be as follows: Monday - 2:00-4:00 Tuesday - 1:00-4:00, 5:30-8:30 (before and after both Music Programs) Wednesday - 9:00-12:00, 3:00-4:00 Thursday - 2:00-8:00 (before and during the Parent/Teacher Conferences)March 24th – School Board Meeting, 5:00 March 25th Spring Concert Program, 2:00 & 7:00

by Samantha Weaver

• It was President John F. Kennedy who made the following sage ob-servation: “Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the dis-comfort of thought.”

• If you’re planning a trip to Kentucky anytime soon, you’d better keep a close rein on your interactions with strangers. It seems that flirting there is illegal and could get you 30 days in jail. • If you’re like me, social situations can be a nightmare of trying -- and usually failing -- to remember the names of all your new acquaintances. The next time you find yourself struggling to name the person you’re conversing with, you can always segue into this interesting tidbit: The inability to remember names is technically known as anomia.

• Those who study such things claim that more Jell-O is eaten in Utah than anywhere else in the world. • W.H. Auden was already a celebrat-ed poet when he left Great Britain for America in 1939. His admirers on the other side of the Atlantic, therefore, may have been sur-prised that when he arrived in the U.S. he moved into a run-down house in Brooklyn Heights with roommates ranging from novelist Carson McCullers to composer Benjamin Britten to stripper Gypsy Rose Lee.• The state of Colorado is named (unsurprisingly) after the Colorado River. In Spanish the word means “red-dish,” a reference to the appearance of the water in some places. • According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 21 percent of all

people living in America speak a language other than English at home. While Spanish is the most frequently spoken after English, several Chinese languages, Kore-an, Tagalog, Vietnamese and German are each spoken in more than a million households across the country.

• • •Thought for the Day: “Dogma is the sacrifice of

wisdom to consistency.” -- Lewis Perelman


• MARCH 21 - FIREMAN'S FISH & CHICKEN FRY at the BIG STONE AMERICAN LEGION - 5-7PM

BSC Branch Public Library Open Wed. Mar 18: 2PM - 6PM / Sat. Mar 22: 10AM - 1PM

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Our amazingdeals run throughSaturday, March 22nd

Q: I recently purchased a Manophone, a type of spring-wound phonograph that was manufactured by the Music Master of Phone-graphs company, probably during the 1920s. I paid $400 and won-der if I overpaid. I also need to find needles for the machine. -- Dan, Bethalto, Ill.

A: I’m not familiar with your model, but spring-wound machines seem to be selling in the $300 to $500 range, depending on the make, model and condition. For needles, call the Needle Doctor at 800-229-0644. The steel Victrola needles are $6 per pack, plus handling and postage.

• • 8Q: During the 1930s, when I was 6 or 7, my mom bought me a

Shirley Temple pitcher. I still have it. What is it worth? -- Barbara, Alton, Ill.

A: The cobalt-blue Shirley Temple pitchers were first manufac-tured by the Hazel Atlas glass company in 1934 and production continued for the next eight years. The pitcher was part of a three-piece set that consisted of the pitcher, a bowl and mug. The pitch-ers were sometimes given away as premiums in boxes of Wheaties and Bisquick.

Your pitcher is probably worth about $75, assuming it is in good to excellent condition. In recent years, reproductions have been made, and if you find one in a shop or at an antiques mall that is cheaply priced and appears in pristine condition, jump on the good ship lollipop and sail away, because chances are it is a fake.

• • 8Q: My late husband had a box of books that he had when he

was a child. I am enclosing a list and would like to know values. -- Lydia, Albuquerque, N.M.

A: You have several excellent used-book dealers in your area, and I suggest you begin your search by contacting them. If you have a computer, you might access www.abe.com. Type in the title and author of each book, and it will reveal dealers who have it for sale. Pay close attention to edition and condition.

Since I noticed that several of the books you listed are Little Golden Books, I also might recommend you get a copy of “Col-lecting Little Golden Books” by Steve Santi (Krause Books). This reference features the current value of more than 4,500 titles.

• • •Write to Larry Cox in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or

send e-mail to [email protected]. Due to the large volume of mail he receives, Mr. Cox is unable to person-ally answer all reader questions. Do not send any materials requiring return mail.


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ECC Science Fair ResultsBy: Josh Conner

On Wednesday, March 5th, qualifying stu-dents traveled to Waubay for the ECC Science Fair. Everyone had a great time and thought there were lots of interesting science projects. Below are the results:

Anthony Bauer Placed 2nd in Jr. BiologicalAlayna Tomac and Cathy Bauer Placed 4th in Jr. Physical.High School Quiz Bowl team placed 4thJr. High Quiz Bowl team placed 3rd

Melissa Jurgens, Breanna Habeck, Dylan Goldade, and Emily Ollerich

Great Job Eagles!

Summit February Eagles of the Month


TO YOUR GOOD HEALTHBy Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Family Itching to be Rid of Pinworms

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Two of my children, a boy in the second grade and a girl in kindergarten, have been scratching their behinds for a week. I mentioned this to my neighbor, and she said they probably have pinworms. That made me sick to my stomach.

How do I know for sure? If they have them, where did they come from? I have two other children. Should they, my husband and I also be treated? I am really upset. -- A.D.

ANSWER: Calm down. Pinworms are easily treated. They’re harmless and don’t indicate a lack of cleanliness in your home. They’re found worldwide, and no stratum of society is immune to infection with them.

Transmission takes place when pinworm eggs find their way into another person’s mouth. Scratching embeds eggs under the fingernails. The majority of infections take place when an adult or child with pin-worm eggs under his or her nails or on his or her hands touches another, and that person then transfers them to the mouth. In the digestive tract, an adult pinworm emerges in a month to six weeks. Infected people perpetuate the cycle of infection in their own bodies by transmitting eggs to their mouths.

The mature female pinworm travels down the digestive tract at night

and deposits her eggs at or just outside the anus. A female lays more than 11,000 eggs. They’re the cause of intense itching.

The diagnosis is made by finding the worm or its eggs. The best time to look is first thing in the morning, before the child has washed. A pinworm looks like a thin, white thread, about four-tenths of an inch (1 cm) long. Make the search with a flashlight and a magnifying glass. Scotch tape, fixed to a tongue depressor or a similar object and pressed against the skin near the anus, traps eggs, which the doctor can see with a microscope. The tape is fixed to the depressor with the sticky side on the outside. The ends of the tape are folded over to adhere to the two sides of the depressor. Mebendazole and albendazole do a good job in getting rid of the worms. All family members should be treated.

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March Events at the Appleton Public LibraryMarch 18, 3:30-5:00 p.m.: Movie Tuesday for grades 2-4.March 24, 4:30 p.m.: Coffee, cookie's & chat book club "The Immediate Family" by Eileen GoudgeMarch 26, 3:30-4:30 p.m.: Lego Club for grades 2-6

The Appleton Keys group will have a meeting Tuesday, March 18th at 6:00 p.m. at the Methodist Church basement.

Free Supervised Open Skating is now available in Appleton! Saturday’s and Sunday’s from 2:30-5:00 p.m. and 6:30-8:00 p.m. at the skating rink located on the west side of the Appleton ’52 Wing. Skating will continue into March as long as ice conditions remain good.

The ladies at the Methodist Church are cooking up an amazing Turkey Dinner Sun-day, March 23rd from 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 for adults, $5 for ages 6-12 and Free for ages 5 & under.

The Appleton Chamber of Commerce will be holding a Wine & Beer Tasting and Silent Auction Fundraiser Thursday, March 27th from 6:00-8:00 p.m. at Shooter's Bar & Grill. Tickets are $20/person until March 26th and $25 at the door. Proceeds will go towards improving the Appleton signs.

Big Bend Lutheran Church will have a Soup, Sandwich & Pie Dinner Sunday, March 30th, from 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Adults are $8.00, Children 4-10 are $5.00 and Chil-dren 3 & Under are free. Menu-Soups: Homemade chili, chicken dumpling, cheese, Sandwiches: Egg Salad or Ham, Pies: Assorted homemade pies, Beverage: Coffee or milk. Take-out orders will be available.

Clark School EventsMarch 19 - FFA Judging - FlandreauMarch 20 - State Boys Basketball Tournaments - Sioux FallsMarch 21 - NO SCHOOL - NO STAFFMarch 21 - State Boys Basketball Tournaments - Sioux FallsMarch 22 - State Boys Basketball Tournaments - Sioux FallsMarch 25 - Fuller HS Invit. Track Meet @ NSU Aberdeen - 2pmMarch 25 - Pop's Concert - 7pmMarch 28 - Teacher In ServiceMarch 28 - Music Students Leave For Florida

Clark Events & HappeningsMarch 21 - Johnny Boyko will be appearing at Heather's Bistro from 2:30pm-4:00pm.March 22 - Woods & Gifts Closing Date. Stop in & see Sandy & the wonderful item she has for sale.April 5 - The Lookout Bar & Grill's 2nd Annual 4-Wheeler Poker Run - Registration at 10am.April 12 - Charlie Zeck Benefit - Clark Golf Club - 5pm. Call Rae Jean At (605) 233•1233, Jen At (605) 881•2833 or Sheryl At (605) 881•7115 For More Details. (Free Will Offering Pasta Bar, Silent & Live Auctions, Followed By A DJ.)

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Potato DayAug 2, 2014

Emil M. Larson LibraryOpen Monday, Wednesday & Thursday 1:00pm to 5:00pm

Tuesday 1:00pm to 8pm, & Friday 10:00am to 5:00pmPhone 605-532-5571 • Librarian Kim Taylor


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March 17 - Ortonville EDA - 10amMarch 17 - City Council Meeting - 5pmMarch 18 - GED - 2pmMarch 18 - Library Book Club - 7pmMarch 20 - Lego Club - 3pmMarch 20 - Robotics Club - 3:30pmMarch 25 - Swift County Librarians - 10amMarch 25 - GED - 2pmMarch 27 - Big Stone County Meeting - 12:30pmMarch 27 - Lego Club - 3pmMarch 27 - Robotics Club - 3:30pmMarch 27 - Children Book Club - 3:30pm

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Ortonville School March 17 - Varsity Baseball Practice vs. TBD @ Ortonville - 3:30pmMarch 17 - School Board MeetingMarch 19 - Girls Varsity Basketball TournamentMarch 28 - No School Faculty WorkshopFCCLA is collecting items for people in Tanzania as a com-munity service project. Items collected are for school bags and Midwife bags. Please see the list on the k-12 office window if you would like to help. Items can be dropped off in the large box by the window. Deadline is March 30.April 18 & 21 - No School Easter BreakMay 1 - K-12 Parent-Teacher Conferences (evening)May 25 - Graduation


FOR SALE: Two black leather office chairs with ottomans in good condition. $100 each or best offer. 320-839-7099. Leave a message and your phone number.FOR SALE: Dining Set, six chairs with leaf $175. Hospital Bed, like new $500. Larry 605-690-2301. Jim 605-620-5459.FOR SALE: Brand new electric lift chair. Fern colored, medium size. $400. 605-874-2016 or 605-237-3744. Clear Lake, SD.

FOR SALE: Antique Chopping Block. 60 years old. 29" X 24". Height 34". Good condi-tion. $600. phone 605-882-3526. FOR SALE: Craftmatic Lift Bed. $75. Call 320-265-6950.FOR SALE: Cast Iron double kitchen sink with faucet. Cream colored, good condition and extra deep bowls.22"X33". $100 Call 605-868-1360

FOR SALE: Elec. Prism PowerChair Perfect Fit. 605-237-6695.

FOR SALE: Baseball and football cards and memorabilia. Includes cards, small sets, and sports collectibles from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s. Asking $650 OBO. Call 605-886-3422.

PUREBRED Rat Terrier Pups, black and white & brown and white. Great family pets. Smart and easily trained. Call 605-949-0759 or 605-398-6333. p03102

LAKEVIEW KENNEL PET BOARDING - A trusted name in pet care. Clean, modern, state-of-the-art facility. For the best care avail-able, call 605-882-3342! Watertown.

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FOR SALE--GUN CABINETS, CURIOS, ACCENT TABLES, HOPE CHEST,

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FOR SALE: Two blue velour, tufted, wing-back chairs. Call 605/345-3962.

FOR SALE: Queen dark oak headboard. 605-873-2630

FOR SALE: White medium size microwave $30. 605-753-5313.

FOR SALE: Black Avery Reclining Swivel Leather Chair. New $299. Will sell $100/OBO. Excellent condition. 320-839-7099. Leave phone number.

WANTED TO BUY: Lefse pint or quart can-ning jars with rings in good condition. Mens cowboy boots and hat. size 10 boots, size 7 mens hat. 605-203-1821

WANTED: Looking for Pontiac Cars or Parts. 60's to present. Anything you might want to sell. Trying to find a father/daughter project. Call 605-940-4337.p03174

FOR SALE: 2005 Chrysler Town & Country LT passenger van, no rust. $6,000. 320-297-1015

FOR SALE: 1948 Chevy Truck. 38,000 miles, original owner, always garaged. LIKE NEW! Call (605) 460-0164.FOR SALE: 2000 Ford F350 XLT Club Cab. 7.3 Diesel, black, new batteries. 215,000 miles. AS IS. $5,900. Montevideo, MN 320-226-2372.WANTED TO BUY: 1957 - 1960 Ford Pickup to restore or one for parts. Call Ken at (320) 226-1314.FOR SALE: 2000 Silverado 1500 4X4. Ex-tended Cab. 158,000. Call 605-561-1797.For Sale: 1950 International Pickup. Wooden Grain Box is in good condition. Complete engine. Cab Interior poor condi-tion. Perfect restoration project. $1500. Located near Watertown, SD. Come & see. 605-628-5669.FOR SALE: 1948 5 window 1/2 ton chevy pickup ... 3,500.00 OBO ... Located in Watertown, SD ... Call 605-882-1882

FOR SALE: 2007 GMC Sierra Extended Cab SLT Black, heated leather, loaded. 115k miles 5.3L Call or Text 320-290-6015. FOR SALE: A 1947 Dodge Truck. One-of-a-kind to restore. Call 605-882-3095 evenings. If no answer, please leave a message.FOR SALE: White 2007 Tahoe LS, 5.3 liter V8, 38k, Excellent condition. Asking $24,995. 605-880-9884.

FOR SALE: 1970 Lincoln Mark lll. 2 door, hard top & in good shape. Blue with black top. 460 V8 engine. ALWAYS garaged. $3000.00 Call Ron at (605) 868-3964.

FOR SALE: 2010 Chevy Silverado. 37,500 miles, V6, 2 wheel drive, $13,600 OBO. New Snow Tires. Call 605-862-6004.MUST SELL: 1995 Toyota 4runner 172,000 miles, leather interior, power windows, moon roof, newer clutch, new water pump, radiator, timing belt, good tires. $3000 obo. Call 605-690-0314.

FOR SALE: (2) 15580R13 Cooper Snow Tires. On rims with studs. New. 605-882-4369.

FOR SALE: New, still in box, 5" wide Chrome Running Boards with Brackets, for a 4-Door Ford F-150 Pick-up. New sells for $600, asking $300. Also, new still in box, After Market LED Headlights & Taillights for a 2006-2007 F-150. New sells for $425, asking $200. Contact Mark at 605-467-9749.

FOR SALE: Hitch for Jeep Grand Cherokee 2011-2014. New Class 3 2" receiving tube with pre-existing bolts. $110 or make offer. Call 320-598-7973. Leave message.

FOR SALE. Tires - 4 265-70R17 tires. $100 OBO. One 750-16 Snow Tire. New $50. OBO. Call 605-882-2446.

FOR SALE: Ford V8 engine. 1949 Flathead for re-build or parts. Has adjustable valve lifters. Phone 320-839-3332.

FOR SALE: tranny and transfer case, fresh rebuilt fits 95-99 chevy/GMC ... and a 1953 willys ... located in Watertown, SD ... call 605-881-8064

FOR SALE: 2011 Yamaha Stryker motor-cycle 455 miles on it. blue in color with 1300 cc motor. Show room clean. 7500.00 OBO. 868-3964

FOR SALE: 50cc Scooter. Good shape, runs good. 605-266-1465.

FOR SALE:1978 Honda 750A Hondamatic Collector Mo-torcycle. Low miles. Excellent condition. New battery and tires. NADA book $2,285. Asking $2,000 OBO. Call 605-868-9405.

FOR SALE: 2008 Harley Davidson Sportster. 2700 miles. Call 605-880-3287.

FOR SALE: 1984 1200cc Honda Goldwing Aspen-cade, low miles, lots of extras. Call day or evening, 320-273-2181, if no answer leave a message.

FOR SALE: 2005 Softail Heritage Classic. 7200 miles, fully loaded, clear title, maroon/black cherry. Call (605) 880-1817.

FOR SALE-Yamaha zuma 49cc scooter- great gas mileage and only 2500 mi--605-881-9472

2008 Red Polaris Sportsman 400 HO. ATV AWD. Less than 400 miles! Cross Country Plow, Winch and Windshield, Dual Mirrors, $4,000. OBO, please call 605-882-2436. FOR SALE: 2011 6'X10' Royal Cargo enclosed trailer, drop ramp back door and side door, spare, charcoal, excellent condition. 605-203-1279.

FOR SALE: 2008 5x8 enclosed trailer. Insulated, with windows, like brand new. Used for business in summer, Ice shanty for winter. $1750. FOR SALE: 1996 Shasta 24' Motorhome. New tires on 3500 Ford frame & engine. Very clean. No pets & no smoking. $10,500. Call (507) 249-3994.FOR SALE: Aluminum Boat Lift. 2000#. Full length bunks, motor stop and electric winch. 605-694-2743.

WANTED: Pull type pop-up camper. All I really want is the running gear in good shape. Call 320-598-7810 leave message. FOR SALE: 2003 Excel 33' Fifth Wheel Camper. 3 slideouts stored inside. Very clean. Appleton, MN (320) 289-2780.

FOR SALE: Shasta Phoenix 30' Fifth Wheel Camper. Living area in front. Excellent condi-tion. Must see. 605-793-2145.

FOR SALE: 1992 Excel 29.5’ Fifth Wheel Camper.Single Slide. No smoking or pets. Stored inside. Very clean. Watertown SD 605-882-1834 or 881-2856.

FOR SALE: 1990 Bayliner Capri 19 ft, open bow. 3.0 Liter inboard. Plenty of power to pull tubes and skiers. Includes skis and ski rope. $4200 OBO. 605-753-5277 or 605-351-9766.

CLOVER LEAF SPORTING CLAYS Estell-ine, SD. Bring your friends and try our scenic Sporting Clay Course. A great place to start your bachelor party! Summer Leagues. Call Russell Nelson (605) 690-3955

4 SALE BOAT LIFT FOR PONTOON OR BOAT $1100.00. 320-839-3207

For Sale: Foley Model 387 Saw Filer. Sharpens most saws. Comes with stand & some other accessories. Used very little. For more details call (605) 938-4360.

FOR SALE: Large 36 inch exhaust fan suitable for barns, machine or mechanic work building. Call 605-938-4748.

FOR SALE: ShopSmith Mark V Woodwork-ing Unit With Manuals Table Saw Lathe Disc Sander Drill Press Used Little $700 obo 605-467-0889

FOR SALE: Barrett Brake Drum Lathe. Handles 16.5” Drums. $125.00. Call Dave 320-769-4337.

FOR SALE: Antique Dayton Hobart grocery store type scale. Up to 24#’s. Call 1-605-949-4009.

2-36" and 1-32" solid core house doors. 1-set 72" solid core doors-swing open in middle. All have oak finish and are pre-hung. Used - good condition. 605-881-2279.

FOR SALE: 36" COMBINATION STORM DOOR WITH SCREEN INSERT. $35. WATERTOWN 605-753-5313.FOR SALE: Patio door. One door is stationary and one swings open to the inside. $100 OBO. 605-753-5313

FOR SALE: WTD Old 1/2 Round Gutters. 320-695-2742.

FOR SALE: Murray Riding Mower. 12 HP Briggs with Starter $150. Gilson Snow-blower. needs motor, $40. Graco Twin Stoller $45. Madison, MN 320-226-3626.

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FOR SALE: Interstate Classic Leather Originals - Jacket & Pants - lg. Priced to sell. 320-839-3138 FOR SALE: Cat248 Skid Steer Loader, cab heat, 2000 hours, 2000 lb lift capacity. 24 horsepower. 605-290-3208. Very reasonable.

FOR SALE: 2 Bruno Scooter Lifts for vehicles. 1 model 670 Curbsider $400. 1 model Scooter Lift Jr, $150. 605-881-3950. Watertown.

FOR SALE: 42" high by 28" wide by 26" deep safe. Very heavy. You move. Call weekdays 320-289-1383

FOR SALE: 3 Men's Black Leather Vests. Excellent condition. Sizes: 1 large, 1 extra large, 1 size 44 tall. 320-598-3404.

FOR SALE: 1957 Chevy Pick-up box trailer with good rear end $300. 605-881-4315

FOR SALE: COINS. 2012 & 2013 Uncl. Presidential dollars. Both Mints. Also, 5 Mint National Parks Quarters. Call (605) 886-6384.

FOR SALE: Ladies Square Dance Clothes Size 12-14. Skirts, Blouses & Can-Cans. Also a pair of White Western Boots Size 7. Call 605-878-0210.

WORK FROM YOUR HOME OFFICE. Looking for motivated individuals to work from home setting up shopping accounts for our 26 year old INC 500 COMPANY. No stocking or delivering. Residual income. www.helpingothers4life.biz (507) 677-2356

JLCO Automatic Batch Dryer, 20' Long, 400 bu, 3 phase, has phase converter for single phase operation. Very good condition, 400 bu/5pt/hr. $4,000 OBO. 320-815-5655. p03244

Door latches for old moline tractor cab. In very good condition 25.00. For more info please call 605-492-3337. Wanted to Buy: Hand Corn Sheller, any make or International Hand Corn Sheller for Parts. Call 605-880-1369.FOR SALE: 1949 Minneapolis Moline Tractor. 4 cylinder. Narrow Front. Engine free - needs restoration. 320-766-1376.

FOR SALE: Engine for an 8N Ford Tractor. Call (605) 460-0164

WANTED TO BUY: 11.2 X 28 tractor tire. Prefer Firestone bias ply field and road. Phone 605-880-1369.

FOR SALE: Hay Wagon 7X24 good offers. Field Deluxe Solar 6 volt electric fencer $100. 605-881-3721.

FOR SALE: Farmall Model-B Tractor. Runs Great. Everything works. Good paint. Get on and go. Call 1-320-760-2054.

16 Inch Performance Saddle. Only used about 6 times. Oiled once. New in 2012. Gorgeous tooling wide tree $500. 605-932-3509. Ernie, cell 605-467-0945. Peever, SD

SELLING: Bale spike for skide steer. $325. 44" Swisher Rough Cut Trail Mower. $650. Both in very good condition. 605-881-0569.

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DEAR PAW’S CORNER: Our dog “Bailey” is about a year and a half old, and he has always gotten very excited around the kids and guests, and jumps up to paw at them. The kids love to play with him, which encourages him to jump up more. He is otherwise very lovable. How can I stop this behavior? -- Sign me “Muddy Shirt” in Madison, Wis.

DEAR MUDDY SHIRT: Jumping up is a very common behavior in dogs. The key here is to teach Bailey that it isn’t acceptable.

How? Well, yelling or getting excited yourself when Bailey jumps up will likely do nothing, or even make the problem worse. Pushing Bailey away or swatting his nose isn’t helpful, either.

Instead, try the “I’m not interacting with you” method. When Bailey starts to jump up (such as when you come home) stay

Dog Can’t Resist Jumping on People

calm, but look away and fold your arms. Say “off!” in a strong but calm voice. Turn your back on him if need be.

Now -- this is important -- as soon as Bailey stops the be-havior, reward him by looking at him and calmly petting him. If he starts to jump again (and he will), repeat the steps.

Basic obedience training plays a key role here. Every day, teach Bailey to sit, stay, lie down, come and heel. When he begins to jump or get hyper, use the non-interaction method, and as soon as he stops jumping, say “sit.” When he obeys you, reward him with calm petting.

What you’re teaching Bailey is that he will not get the at-tention he craves if he behaves a certain way (jumping). Make sure to teach your kids to do the same.

There are lots of resources and methods to address jumping up, such as the ASPCA’s pet-care section. Keep researching, or contact a professional trainer to help.

Send your questions or comments to [email protected]. © 2014 King Features Synd., Inc.

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FOR SALE: 1973 Tandom Chev Truck. 427 Engine. 5x4 Trans. 18 ft. Steel Box, Tilt hood, Excellent tires, Nice truck. Call (605) 854-3693 or (605) 203-1900.

FOR SALE 44 inch Swisher pull behind mower $400 OBO. 320-815-7249.

FOR SALE: Poly Dome Nursery Calf Huts. $150.00 (O.B.O.) Call 605-983-3903 & Please Leave A Message.

FOR SALE: 325 Gallon Pick Up Poly Tank. $150.00. Call 605-983-3903 Leave A Message.

FOR SALE: 1947 M JD Tractor with hydraulic 2 pt w/ 5ft digger and 2 btm plow. Make Offer. New paint and tires. Call 320-394-2348.

FOR SALE: 1980 Gleaner F-2 Combine, 4-row, 30” corn head. $4,000 or best offer. Pickup head also available. Call 605-924-0467

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Home-owner looking for live-in renter 360/mo & 1/2 utilities. Mature, Responsible, Non-smoker, Drug-Free....pets Maybe..Please call 605-212-0944 for appt.

FOR SALE: House to be moved. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. new shingles, windows, insulation. Solid cottage style. $7,500. Original wood floors, doors. Appleton. Call 320-297-1015. Great for Hunting or Lake.

House and Land FOR SALE Near Summit, SD

House has:3 bedrooms, formal dining room hickory cupboards, granite counter

tops & oak floors in kitchen, a great room, office 2 full bathrooms, 3 stall garage

with attached heated shop 9.8 acres with house and/or 200 acres of farm landCall (605) 398-6457 leave message

For Sale: 5 Bedroom House, with 1 1/2 Bathrooms, Central Air & Heating, 2 Car Garage. This home has a solid foundation & was built in the 1920's. Asking $49,999. Call (320) 760•4467.

FOR SALE: Top of the Hill Cafe. GREAT business opportunity!! Call (605) 398-6464. Evenings call (605) 398-6457. Sum-mit, SD

FOR SALE WITH OPTIONS: 5 Bedroom House Located In Wheaton, MN. Call 320-760-4467 for more details.

FOR SALE: Paper Shreader, old typewriter, fax machine. Make offer. Call 605-874-2422.

FOR SALE: HP Officejet All-in-one phone, fax & copier. Call 1-605-949-4009.

FOR SALE: Marco Polo Apartment size piano with bench. 66 keys, very good condition. Call 320-839-6165.

FOR SALE: Crafter Electric Acoustic Guitar (Model CCL 80/RS) and amp. $350. Red sunburst finish. Perfect

condition. Call or text: 605-924-1513.

Will send photo.

WANTED TO BUY: Old outboard motors - running or not - the smaller the better. 605-881-3540.

WANTED TO BUY: Nikken magnetic pads in good condition. 605-345-4580.

WANTED: 15-20 gal. crock jar and wide mouth quart jars. 320-413-0758.

WANTED - USED 4 WHEEL SCOOTER for handicapped. 605-265-1465.

WANTED 1997-2005 Ford F250 or F350 must be 4 door. Will take gas or diesel. Any Condition (605) 881-1498

WANTED: 1960-66 Chevrolet pickups for parts or to restore. Also, 1937-47 Plymouth and Dodge pickups or trucks. Call Ken at 320-226-1314.

Looking To Buy: 1960s or 70s Restored Car. 320-310-2170 or email info to [email protected]

Puzzle Answers

Great as an afternoon snack or special treat to sneak into a paper bag lunch. If you like, instead of crosshatching the cook-ies with a fork, lightly press mini nonmelting chocolate-cov-ered candies into the top of each cookie before baking.

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour1 teaspoon baking soda1/4 teaspoon salt1 cup creamy peanut butter1/2 cup butter or margarine (1 stick), softened1/2 cup packed brown sugar1/4 cup granulated sugar1 large egg1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

1. Preheat oven to 350 F. In small bowl, combine flour, bak-ing soda and salt.

2. In large bowl, with mixer at medium speed, beat peanut butter, butter, brown and granulated sugars, egg and vanilla un-til combined, occasionally scraping bowl with rubber spatula. Reduce speed to low. Add flour mixture and beat just until blended.

3. Drop dough by heaping tablespoons, 2 inches apart, on two ungreased large cookie sheets. With fork, press crisscross pattern into top of each cookie. Bake until lightly browned, 15 to 20 minutes, rotating cookie sheets between upper and lower oven racks halfway through baking. With wide spatula, transfer cookies to wire racks to cool completely.

4. Repeat forming and baking with remaining dough. Makes about 36 cookies.

• Each cookie: About 100 calories, 3 g protein, 9 g carbohy-drate, 6 g total fat (2 g saturated), 13 mg cholesterol, 114 mg sodium.

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Peanut Butter Cookies

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An elderly couple came back from a wedding one after-noon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion

and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."

The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. Then she said, "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity." The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly woman then stated,

"I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine."

This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room, his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?" The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going in the other room to get my teeth!"

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