Taboo Opinions 41
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TABOO OPINIONS #41 By Richard E. Geis [email protected] Copyright 2005 by Richard E. Geis For Adults Only! Quoting in whole or in part is encouraged With a credit line, please. 3-11-05 MY SOCIAL SECURITY SOLUTION How to make Social Security solvent forever? Two ways: Add young immigrant workers to the system to boost SS income, and make sure a lot more geezers and geezettes die off early. How to do that? Pretend to ‘guard the border’ while actually making sure a minor flood of new workers treks into the USA from Mexico. And make damn sure they pay into Social Security. Also, subtly make sure they have access to all the cigarettes and booze they want, to say nothing of all the fat-sugar loaded fast food, pop and candy they can be advertised into eating. We don’t want them wetbacks to live long enough to collect their Social Security, do we? A big fringe benefit from fast food, pop & candy advertising is the obesity factor killing off a percentage of middle-age baby boomers who cannot resist the goodies. Heart attacks, strokes and kidney failures are our salvation! As for the oldsters, Pres. Bush has the right idea: cut back on Medicaid so that the poorest geezers don’t eat as well as they should and don’t get proper, exorbitantly expensive meds. For every gray- one who dies at 80, say, instead of 85 as he might if properly cared for, we save about $50,000! A couple million early deads (along with the millions of won’t-live-long-enough-to-collect immigrants & boomers) will assure Social Security solvency! And think of the unrecognized death benefits to Social Security from the 50,000-or-so fatal auto accidents per year. I say airbags are a joke designed to give the illusion of invulnerability to the dangers of excessive speed. Let’s hear it for personal freedom to kill & maim others with our suicide machines. (And besides, GM, Ford & Chrysler need to have their cars demolished so more new cars can be built and sold! Let’s keep our capitalist priorities in mind!) And I’m disappointed with Pres. Bush: he tried with Iraq, but the American casualties aren’t high enough yet. He really should invade Iran. And on the horizon, after he arranges to be President for Life,
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TABOO OPINIONS #41 By Richard E. Geis [email protected] Copyright 2005 by Richard E. Geis For Adults Only! Quoting in whole or in part is encouraged With a credit line, please.
3-11-05 MY SOCIAL SECURITY SOLUTION How to make Social Security solvent forever? Two ways: Add young immigrant workers to the system to boost SS income, and make sure a lot more geezers and geezettes die off early. How to do that? Pretend to guard the border while actually making sure a minor flood of new workers treks into the USA from Mexico. And make damn sure they pay into Social Security. Also, subtly make sure they have access to all the cigarettes and booze they want, to say nothing of all the fat-sugar loaded fast food, pop and candy they can be advertised into eating. We dont want them wetbacks to live long enough to collect their Social Security, do we? A big fringe benefit from fast food, pop & candy advertising is the obesity factor killing off a percentage of middle-age baby boomers who cannot resist the goodies. Heart attacks, strokes and kidney failures are our salvation! As for the oldsters, Pres. Bush has the right idea: cut back on Medicaid so that the poorest geezers dont eat as well as they should and dont get proper, exorbitantly expensive meds. For every gray-one who dies at 80, say, instead of 85 as he might if properly cared for, we save about $50,000! A couple million early deads (along with the millions of wont-live-long-enough-to-collect immigrants & boomers) will assure Social Security solvency! And think of the unrecognized death benefits to Social Security from the 50,000-or-so fatal auto accidents per year. I say airbags are a joke designed to give the illusion of invulnerability to the dangers of excessive speed. Lets hear it for personal freedom to kill & maim others with our suicide machines. (And besides, GM, Ford & Chrysler need to have their cars demolished so more new cars can be built and sold! Lets keep our capitalist priorities in mind!) And Im disappointed with Pres. Bush: he tried with Iraq, but the American casualties arent high enough yet. He really should invade Iran. And on the horizon, after he arranges to be President for Life,
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war with China is the ultimate goal. There is the final solution for population control. Who needs (Christian-hated) abortion when youre killing off a hundred thousand American Heroes per year in China?! This all gives the phrase death benefits new meaning, doesnt it? END TABOO OPINIONS #41
