Top 20 Things overhead at a Gay Superbowl Party.
Superbowl XLVI 2012
(Madonna is the Halftime Show)
# 20
So the coin toss is like when
we played dodgeball at school, right?
# 19
That headset the ref is wearing looks
just like Janet Jackson World Tour.
# 18
Is it halftime yet?
# 17
Why do they wear so much
eyeliner under their eyes?
# 16
What's the yellow line?
And how do they make it move?
# 15
Why are their butts so big?
# 14
Is it halftime yet?
# 13
Those rings are so pretty.
# 12
Whoa! Right up the middle!
Just the way I like it…
# 11
I love how they slap
each other's butts.
# 10
Why do they have hankies
tucked into their waists?
# 9
That was a fumble???
Puh-leeze…
# 8
What's 1st & 10?
What's 2nd & 10?
Why are there so many 10s?
# 7
IS IT HALFTIME YET???
# 6
What's with the half time report?
I know the score...
# 5
It's Madonna-bowl !!!!!
# 4
So what happens after halftime?
# 3
Why aren’t they talking
about Madonna?
# 2
Madonna isn't going to perform
again? Is she coming back?
And the
#1
comment overheard during
Superbowl XLVI….
Who won?
Compiled by
Natasha Kerllenevich
Los Angeles, California copyright 2012