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In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama

deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That

college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"

... Njoy ............ .with his......... . .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great

"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy , angrily:

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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

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You , rotate the ground four times...

You , go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )

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Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside

the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the

theatre , though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:------------ --------- --------- --------- -------

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun ,

so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons

(Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job ,

jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "

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