SUNNY DAYS ARE COMMING…OR MAYBE NOT

Today was one of those days when I got up and decided to go to the beach alone and just think about life,smoke a few cigarettes and read a good book. But as it always happens with these things, or generally with any of my plans,things didn't go as quite as I hoped. See, a few minutes after I got to the beach, a very normal looking family,or so I thought, put their towels next to me. Later,I was pretty sure they were incestuous but we'll get on that later. There were three of them. One man and woman in their 40s and a young woman in her 20s, I assumed their daughter. Shortly after they arrived they started playing Polish music very loud. I was like“ Ok, Polish music. Well, I got nothing against Polish music.Shit,this stuff is distracting. “ So after a while I found myself singing somthing that goes like“Solak,Solak…..“ and some jibberish polish words that I thought I leared impressively quick and well, but obviously that is not the case. After a while the man and a woman in their 40s started to get uncomfortably affectionate, but I was like“Well, they are in love after all these years. Just let them be.“ But then they started getting uncomfortably affectionate with the girl in her 20s. Well, shit. Of all the people in the fucking world an incestuous family had to come right next to me. I'm still not sure if the young girl was their daughter or their lover or maybe the second wife. Some religions allow that.Maybe that's just some Polish thing they do.Juding by their music it would seem like a beliveable thing they do. I went with the version „ She's the second wife“ because… well, of course I went with that version. The others are just fucking twisted and as wise teenager girls say “Ewww!“ As it happens, I was too lazy to move and I just stayed there wittnesing something that I'm pretty sure is illegal in Austraila. I was never more

sad that I wasn't in Australia. So after a while I decided to go in the sea but the incestuous family was standing right on the entrance. I thought“ Well, maybe the water was too cold for them.I'll wait for a few minutes untill they get in.“ Twenty minutes later they were still standing there just casually chatting. You just don't do that! You don't stand at the only rock-clear entrance to the beach just casually chatting like you've just met an old friend on the street.But they just didn't care. If only I could understand Polish so I could've found out what was their situation, but dammit I only speak 4 languages. Stupid Spanish! Who needs that in life when you have a Polsih love triangle right in front of you. A pretty rude love triangle that wouldn't move because they were talking about somthing very important...At the entrance! And I'm pretty sure that I heard them saying Beyonce.But maybe that's just Polish for“Ha!Ha!We're just gonna stand here and block the entrance because we are the embodiement of evil“ but I might be wrong. So my next tactic was just staring at them,hoping that my look says“ Move,you weird Polish family.Move!“ Unfortunately, my attempt of using the force and mind control didn't work. I know, shocking. Later I just decided to go to the other entrance that was 500 meters away but I just couldn't risk talking to them and being asked to be their 4th lover. These thing happen, alright! At the end oft he day I tried convincing my self that the day wasn't a complete waiste. After all, I smoked I few cigarettes like I said I would. On the box there was a sign that said“ Every cigarette shortens life for 5 minutes“ and my reaction was actually „ Yay!“ after witnessing another group kiss from the polish family.