This certificate verifies that you’ve graduated from stupid. As you go forth to advance in knowledge, promote understanding,

and serve society, remember to never be stupid like that again.

Presented to _____________________________________

Dean Paul Moron, PhD, Esq., BA, BS, CNN, VCR, D.D.S.DEAN OF STUDENTS

You’ve officially obtained your Masters of Education in

Life Lessons with a concentration in

CertifiedStupid

Bob Brainless PRESIDENT