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VOL. LL

Qrb~ ltiafnriatt BOURBONNAIS, ILLINOIS MONDA Y, APRll. SO, 1934

Attend The S pring Frolic

N. 14

APPOINT FOOT BALL COACH THOMAS KEllY ElECTED ClUB

PRESIDENT IN ClOSE CONTEST Defeats George Fleming By Two Votes; Mary

Cruise Reelected Secretary By Three Votes; Doyle and Quinn Win Other Offices .,.

SPRING FROLIC WILL BE HELD

FRIDAY, MAY 18 Sophomor e-Freshman D a nce T o Be

Held At College Gym

W illiam J. Schumacher and H er-man Snow gener a l chairm en in ch a r ge of the plans for t he a nnual Spring Frolic h ave announced that

COMMITTEE ON ATHLETICS APPOINT RAYMOND MURPHY FOOTBAll COACH

Spring Practice Begun Under Former Fordham Star; All-American Guard To Assist New

Coach During Spring Session ---~-----------"'

In one of the most closely con­tested elections in the history of the St. Viator College Club, Mr . Thomas Kelly, '35, was victor oven George Fleming, _also of the Class of '35, by the very sHm margin of two votes. As we had predict ed in the las t issue of the VIATORIAN, these

NEW COURSES To the long awaited event will take ANNUAl STAFF place Friday night, May 18, at the St. Viator Gymnasium. After care-

1 On Saturday, May 5, the Com-

mittee on Athletics of St. Viator College announced the appointment of Raymond M. Murphy, who s tarr-

BE OFFERED F 0 R ful consideration the committee BANQUET HELD ed on football teams at Fordham and :~ur:~ ~e:es=r~:: 0:~~ick'~~:;~.~ St. Louis Universities, as head foot-

ball coach here. His is the sec-

SUMMER SESSION Me lody Makers are well known in All REFECTORY ond appointment in the past few th is vicini t y and have a large fol- . weeks, which is a part of the re-

two men named in the nominations lowing among the local dance goer s. which were held on Monday evening, Entertainment between dances will organization of the coaching stafi.

May 7· Tbe elections were held Registrar Announces Session Will also be furnished by the orchestra Father Marzano Is Guest Of J ohn McNamara, who was named on the following Wednesday, and a l- Open On June 15 ; New In- who boast of several clever singers Honor At Annual Dinner head basketball coach a short time t hough the vote cast was large it structors And Courses Added and ent ertainer s . The bids wi ll be For " Scribes " ago, will assist Murphy with his did not come up to the number To Program one dolla r ($l.OO) per couple. It football duties.

b ff l · I h ad h d F ordham S tar which the clu o Cia s ope is s incerely hoped that a ll w ill co- Mr. Murphy began his football for . The number of vot es tabu- operate in m a king t his dance a T he annual banquet for the mem- career at East H ampton H igh in lated were "85". Father William J . Cr acknell , C. success, both fin ancially and socia ll y. hers of the VI AT ORIAN staff was Massachussetts, later t ransferring to

Doyle Is Trea.sUier S. V., R egistrar of t he College, has T his is one of the m a in socia l held in the College Refector y last K elly, polli ng 43 votes to F leming's announced tha t the Sum m er Session events of the year and committeem en Wedn esday evening, May 9. Massee Prep School in Connecticut.

41, becomes the Club President for for 1934 wi ll open with Registra tion assure us that they will endeavor to After a delicious meal, ?vir. Robert Upon graduating from high school, the scholastic year, 1934-35. on June 15-16th. The Summer Ses- present you with an evening of r eal Spreitzer , who acted as toas tmaster , hf' entered Fordham U. in New

the s ian was inaugurated here last year, enJ·oyment. As is the usual custom, ca lled on various members of the York where he played half-back on Mr. Richard Doyle, '35, polled and although the enrollment at that M the football teams there under a

la rgest vote of all the candidates lime was no t very larocre the College the Freshmen and Sophomores will staff for 3a5 fewh wo;.ds~ ~~s ary nationally renowned coach, Major contesting for the major offices. He coopera te in the sponsorship of this Cruise, ' , t e 1rs v1c m, ex- In 1928 he transferred

authori ties hope for a large increase affai r . Chairman Schumacher has p ressed her appreciation of Mr. Cavanaugh. won very easily over Clark Dilger, this year. appoin ted :Morris Lang as chairman Spreitzer's effor ts w ith comment up- to St. Louis University where he

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1ee rwa~l~ In its first year the school offered of t he ticket committee and it is on the opport unity for journalistic performed for "Hunk" Anderson,

when the latter coached at that succeed Mr. James Dugan who grad- only several cou rses of instr uc tion, reported that the sale of tickets experience by service on the Staff institution. uates in June. Mr. William Flem- but this year many additional cou rs- has been brisk leading us to again of the VIATORIAN. 1\ICr. JameH Upon completion of two years of ing was also a candidate for this es wi ll appear on t he schedule wi th predict that all studen ts, boarder s D ugan, one of the most dignified work at St. Louis, he went to Duke office, but withdrew shortly before a like number of new t eachers, who and day students a1ike will turn ou t members of this year's graduating C tbe elections. will arrive here from Washingt on fo r this socia l funct ion. class offered his advice to the Staff University at Durham, N_orth ar-

for ~e comin ear in the t erse but ol ina, but because of a ruhng on the The gentleman who will assume early in J une. T he officer s of the F reshmen and g Y , K transfer of students he was dcclar-

lhe Vice-President's chair next year The tuition wi ll be f ive dolla r s per Sophomo re classes met several days expressive sen tence, · cep your eel ine ligible and was unabl~ to t t . shoes on" is 1o1r" J ohn P. Quinn, '35, who won semest er hour and the regis ra wn ago a nd named t he fo llowi ng com- ·

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compete on Varsity teams at thaL over James Crowley by a very slim fee is t hree dollars. An addi tional mittees fo r the F rolic: Rev. Father Christopher Marzano, institution. However, the author-majority. The final tabulations fee: of ten dollars is charged for General Chairmen-- W illiam Schu- C. S. V., Treasurer of the College, ities there immediately recognized gave Quinn 46, and Crowley 39. the Chemistr y Laboratory course. macher and Herman Snow. who sponsors the annual dinner for his abilities, and as a result he was

Sooretary Very Close The unit of credjt will be the Ticket Commit tee _ M. Lang, J. the Staff, spoke of the important named as an assistant coach at the The contest for the office of semester hour which represents one Arrington and H. Wulffe. role played by the VIATORIAN in university.

Secretary of the College Club was class period per week through one Publici ty Committee _ L. Soucie, linking th e schoo l and its Alumni, In the summe r of 1931, he re­nearly as close as was that for the :::r~st~~ o:ra~~~~ periods in labor- Mary Anthony, and A . A lessand ri. and in advertising St. Viator Col- ccived the Degree of Physical Eclu-Presidency. Miss Mary Cruise, '35, Reception Commi t tee _ N. E llis, lege. H e thanked Mr. Spreitzer for cation at Duke U. who holds tha t same office in the The exceptionally able men comin g Janet Oberlin and Regina Rielly. his untiring efforts in behalf of the Coaching Experience Club this year, was reelec ted by here f rom Catholic U. to t each, in Orchestra Committee-David Rich- paper, and expressed his deep in- In the fall of 1931, Mr. Murphy jus t three votes. She was opposed addition to the p resent s t aff of Col- \Vine and R. K endrigan. te:rest in the s tudent publication and played for the New Haven Pro's, by Mr. Kenneth Corcoran, also of lege instructors, enables S t . Viator Decoration Committee-G. Rogers, his willingness to help the Staff by a professional team in Connecticut. the Class of '35. to offer a summe r session well worth J. Morris and Marie Reynolds. every m eans at his command. The following year he accepted the

For the remaining offices on th t! the attention and patronage of all Tickets and Cloakroom-S. Gould, In conclusion, Mr. Spreitzer thank- position of head coach at Samuel ballot there were no contests. As who migh t be in t erested. t he M. Shosser and R Schneider. ed Father Marzano and the mem - Johnson's Academy at Stratford, a result, Mr. William Schumacher, Following is a schedule of I nvitations for chaperons hav~ be rs of t he Staff for their help dur- Conn., and a lthough he was there Pres ident of the Freshmen Class, courses of instruction to offered this been sent to Mr . and Mrs. H. H . ing the year and tendered h is best for only one season, his teams made becomes the Delegate-at-Large to summer : Crawford and Mr . and Mrs. E. Ar- wishes to the next Editor and his a very impressive showi ng, winning lhe College Council; Mr. William {Continued on Page Six) ri ngton. assistants. the New England Prep School Con-Sweeney was opposed for Alternate ference title in 1932. The most to the Delegate-At-Large to the significant note about that Academy

College Council, and Mr. Francis Seven Clerics oC St. Viator To B Ordained On May 26th,· episode, was the fact that Murphy's Krauklis was named Alternat~ to 'J ' footba ll team was able to defeat the President. At present these Stamford High School, H-0, and o!Iices are merely honorary. But Fathers Walsh, Stafford, Mul'l)aney and Ryan To Teach Here this was the first game which that tt is the hop of the club that eventu- s trong aggregation had lost in eighl nlly its rep resentatives shall be ad- On May 26, seven Viatorians wi ll nois, and Father Daniel A. O'Con- vaney will offer the Holy Sacrifice consecutive years. mltted to the Counci L For this be r aised to the priesthood, and nor, C. S. V. will deliver the ser- in his home town, Marion, Wiscon- Mr. Murphy's next coaching a,­reason, candidates are named to they wi ll celebrate their first H oly mon. Brother Walsh will celebrate sin; Father James Lowney, c. S. v., signment in 1933, was with the these offices each year. Masses on the following day. Six Mass in the Church of the Im- "Humph ryes", a semi-professional

All of tbe students named have of the candidates, Brothers James maculate Conception, Streator, llli- will preach . t tam of Connecticut, who succeeded bf'en very active in alJ College af- Meara, Emmett M. Walsh, J ohn nois; Father John P. O'Mahoney, C. Four of the brothers, Brothers in winning eight games while losi ng fairs for the past few years. With Stafford, William H arris, Francis S. V., will p reach the sermon. Bro- Bernard Mulvaney, Joseph Ryan, none, and were eventually named this fine group of officers to as- Corcoran and Joseph Ryan, will be ther Statrord will officiate In Dalton John Stafford and Emmett Walsh, State Champions. slst him, "Tom" Kelly will have little ordained by H is Excellency the City, Dlinois, and Father John Ma- will begin their priestly duties this This comp letes his coaching a.•­dltrlculty ln making next year a Most Reverend Bishop James A. guire, C. S. V ., will preach. Brother summer as instructors in St. Viator ::ngnments, which included high banner year !or the College Club. Griffin, D. D. , in the Cathedral of Harris will say his Mass In St. summer school. Many of the stu- school, university and professional He Is already laying plans for Home- the Immaculate Conception, Spring- Rita Chu rch, Chicago; Father Mun- dents are glad to welcome the re- teams. His experience with each comlng next year, which he hopes field, Dlinois. Brother Bernard G. sch, C. S. V., will preach. Brother turn of these popular priests to the of these groups will aid him eon-to make the greatest celebration of Mulvaney will be ordained by His Corcoran's first Mass is to be in Viatortan classrooms. siderably here. Its kind in lbe history ot Sl. Viator Excellency the Most Reverend Bis- Earlville, Dlinols, and Father Greg- Brother Edward O'Niel, likewise Sprlng Tra.lnlng College. hop Paul Rhode, D. D., In Green ory Galvin, C. S. V., will p reach. well known by the Alumni and stu- Tbe new coach took up his new

Tbrougb the VIA TORIAN, the en- Bay Wisconsin. Brother Joseph Ryan will celebrate dents o! St. VIator, wDJ be elevated duties Immediately after hla ap-Ure s t udent body ex tends Its con- On Trini ty Sunday, Brother Meara his Mass in Coal City, llllnols; Fath-g-ratula.Uons to the newly-elected o!- will celebrate his first Solemn Mass er John Bradac, c. s. v., will de- to the priesthood early In the fall, polntment became kn~w_n_. _an_ d_ •tart-Ctcers of the College Club. in Sl. Thomas Church, Decatur, Dll- liver the sermon. Brother Mul- probably in September. (Centlnued on Page Six)

PAO~ TWO THE \"J.ATORIA..>;

VIATORI.Alf I Day-Hopping I found Falh('r

liiator in the Orient Drolot on h .. way home t rumtn3h'

<'ve r more li cui:!U...: diffh.·ultit:' ...,_

'\Vord has been receh-ed from Father d eO his l~tt~r '"ilh all PubllBhed bi-weekly lhroug'bout the yeu by the studen ts ot SL

Viator CoUege. ~rolic Fr.ther Drolet and Brother Ryan good ";she:; to h!s fnends tn lhe < L'ruteJ tales and an e rnest n.~

that they are weU and happy in lh+" que~t for pra,ye:rs for the !IU<:CC$.$ of VIATORJ.A.N STAFF The Sopbomcre-Freshrnan

I-TOffi.lses to be the most successful Robert L Spreitzer dance on the social calendar of this Edltor-ln-ch le1

A.Jw'JClat.e EdJ t.o r D ll81nl!.88 ManageT

M vert.Jlllng Manager

VIA TORIA;o..; ~ns 10~ at ·upmg- our missions .

Edlt.onaa Boror1ty

Kenneth Corcoran year With beautiful weather as Norbert Ellis a!l inspiration, everyone should have

Oavld Ricbwlne the dest re to b nng his .. one and only' ' to the last class dance of

John Cronin tt.is scholastic year. Margare t Clanc.v Just a word to the mo re timid

Joseph Degnan sort of fellows---if your spirit is

kai. .Manchoukuo. The Chinese

BportA Ed.! t.or Sport-Short. Wtlllam Schumacher willing but your nerve breaks down.

language is beginning to take on definite form to ob,·iate many em­

barra.ssments and to furnish th~

mec.ns of bringing the doctrine of Christ to ou r antlpodes. Most of the time is spent in studying the vt'ry difficul t language. Father OM­let Is helping at the Cathedral:

VI o.U>r1 ana. Ca.mpLUt Br1 cta Day H opping If''eaturc Writer Feo.tu r o Writer Foa.ture Wr1ter Fcu.ture Wrlter ~ .. ealure Wrtte:r Feature Wr1te r Circulation Manager A.osls t.ant Mo.nager

Subscr1ptlon Rat.~ ; 2.00 pe r annum.

Cbari~s Byr on ask for help; those who prefer James Dugan blondes consult Ticulka. and those Lester Soucie who pr fe r brunettes see Wulffe. Robert Nolan The Sophomor e and F r eshman Mary Cruise Classes a re expecting a hundred per

WilHam Clancy cen t r esponse from the students. James O'Mara Let's al l be on deck fo r an enjoy­Richard Doyle able evening of dancing a t the Spring

John Burns Frolic to be held at the College Enzel Wren Gym on the evening of May the

Stephen Gould 18th.

H oly Mass. Benediction of the Bles -ed Sacrament , and bringing H oly Communion to tlle s ick, e tc.

Father Drolet gave an interesting accou nt of a recen t trip to a mis­sion abou t fifty miles f rom Ssuping­kai to r eplace another missionary. Fortunate ly the town was on the ra ilroad a nd even the third c lass accommodations were prefe rable to

Addreas all correnpondeo.ce ref erring e ithe r to n.d.vertis ing or subscripUon to The Vlator1an, Bourbonaals, llllnot...

Firs t il was Gorman who decided the a rduous journey inland through in favor of the unde rtaking pro- the co ld winter snow. On a rriving fession. Now it's LaRocque. That at the s ta tion they stepped into 1.

undertaker must have som e thing ta xi-cab. Caddilac? o. Ford? No Ente red aa second c lsss mo.tter at tbe Post Orftce of Bou rbonneJs, Illinois under the A c t of March 3rd, 1879.

I that th ese boys want.

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A two pe rson (ala sardina) carriage _ A_C_M_E_ P_ R-IN- TIN--G- C- 0- . ______ 1_2_1_ S_O_U_TH __ W_A_S_H_IN_G_T_O_N_A_VE_._ - -- drawn by two small horses. Up and

• Devin e has been pre tty quie t a-. down thro ugh the narrow s treets bout his dale fo r th e 18th. Just ! th ey went : the pedes trians flatten­the same he's mighty happy. \Vail ing themselves against the walls, 0r

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'n ' see.

I walking in si ngle fi le, in o rder to

le t th em pass. The mission be ing reached. the Brothe rs were found making the ir vis it to the Blessed !

HI The

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It 's funny but \Vulffe is in for a W ehling one ni ghl and th e next night he's next to P a radise. Sac rament. The church was ce r- :-----------------,

MEMORI AL DAY

1\ Jny brin gs w ith it ODL' Of th .. : lll OSt fitti 11g or OUI' national holid ays-~ l vn>o ri H I D 11y. On t ha t day tilt· wholt· eoun tr~' pauses in grutt·l'ul rcv ~.~ r P I H.'t' to tiH)SC hcnws who 1n ad {~ tilP supr ·Nnr SH<' ri ­t'i('P lo purchase n nd l' llfHII' C' our nat i011 <-d S('l' Urit y.

'l' hctt' is H ce l'ta in hea uliful qui~ ·t ud t · 1 a t.:l' rlnin se reni ty, that

di s t in g- ui s la•s thut da y. J;,o r on e whole J'('I IJ' we vo ncp rn onrse h·es wit l1 th C' pr esent ; we nre en g a ge d in th e ru sh a nd frYe r o f' rver y d ny li fe; W(' st ri vt• art ~.~ r hap pin ess, o r ind e p t:·LH.i e ncC' , or goods. l•'o r OIH' whol(' yC'ar ou r min d s po nd{' r our man.v co mpl ex pro­

h lt•nt.s ; hut th c r f' is no r est; th r r t• is a l wa ~rs tlt c· st ri f\·. 'rh e n

s u tld c• nl y . towa rd l ~~ ~ end of ~ lay, th,• ,·e sl'ltles o,·c r a busy nat ion a mi ght y hu s ll - - Arnt• ri t· rt is p r a:yi n g. S o will it h e uc·xt Mcmor­

inl Dny 1 and thP n ext. and L h ~~ on<' l'o ll owillg- l'o r .\ m cri r·a ue ve r fo,· g l't s.

Hut , while we d o hon o1· to our so ldi ers dead , lel u s not Co r gt"t t hat for whieh th ey died. !Jet u::; not fo r g c t

1 whi le w e

d cco rfltp th ,•i r gn" ·cs, that t hey fou~ht a nd fe ll that th e r\nge l of P ~.!Het' m ight d escend a nd unite tneu ·s h l'a rts in a n e,·e r last in g s pir il of Jon au d bro th ,, rh ood. / ,ct us on that da.v put as ide fo r C'\'I.! r ou r hat red~. 0 \11' pr...•j udi l'L'S, a nd ou r r a n <.:O I'S. ·1 t wa s fo r this ideal th at IIH' .Y ga'' t\ tlH•ir all. It is lo r u ~ to (' I! Prish tlli s idea l.

- J. C. C.

LEST WE F ORGET

0 )[oth,• r/a nd , IJ<' nu l co ntc ut rro rea r R mnrbJe lllOilUill (' n f,

Or soul less t empl t' be upraised 'J.'~ h nt 'F'rcedom ·s ehampions he prais~d ;

L est eru el l ngratitude 's hase tongue LNl ,.l, thL•i r ,·a lorous Llf'l'tls unsnng And IL'St t ht• skeptic's arrogance

Cast tht'l't~ou a quC'stioning glance.

But let th e rostn>m ·s stai,I repute

B~ heard in cadence of th ,• lut e. Let loud the banl·s undying song Echo th rough the ages long. _\ nd let the of use 's woud•·ons spell Thrill the places wh ere they fe ll And may Columhin t\\'t~,. sing

The glory of her 1·a.nsomiug.

--J. _\. w. (Taken from the \Yiuter ~umber of the · · Yiatoriau " for 1920.

ompo ed by R e,· . Father J. _-\. Williams ) .

tainly a nove lty . A dar k Ch inese

It 's th e ru mor tha t Schosse r w i;l house 40' by 15' with seats arrang­not be one of th e ch eck-room twins ed in s trict or ien tal fashion: tb t! at the big dance, but will s pend the m en and women on opposite s ides ev ening o the r wise. Poor Richard of the room facing forward. Th e will be lef t among the hats- a lent•. a ltar on one sid e a nd the vestment No disg race, Schneide r , ;,They al~o case on the othe r . And the con­serve w ho s tand and wait". fess io na ls wer e n ice littl e cupboards

with roo m fo r your fee t outs ide.

Too bad the way L a ng le t s things H aving f inis hed hearing the con -go--even to his head . fes sions. Father went to the r esi­

dence and discussed m ission pro-

Joe Schmidt is the new self-made blem s with the Brother s . At six a Prefec t o f t h e S tudy hall. In lhe ve ry unkempt Chin ese cook se rved

morning he calls roll- from then o n he holds open house. It is J oe' :>

the s uppe r. pig and more pig with onio ns on top! A c lothes pin would

hope to becom e the lead ing politi - be h an dy for one's nose a t times cian of the West Side in h is pos t but the motto of the miss ionary is

" If its cook ed, its c lean ". After g raduate year s. supper the re were more inte resti ng mi ssion expe rien ces re lated; then the

W e' r e g lad to hear that H olscher evening devotions a nd bedtime. At wi ll be among those pr esent at the Fathe r's bedside w as an a utomatic big affair. and anoth e r gun in readiness fo r

bandit intruders . Too much c redit canno t be given I Sunday m orning Fathe r Drole t

for h is pitching in the Intra -Mura l gave Holy Communion at 6 :30: s ang League. Vi rg has been turning in a H ig h Mass a t 8:30 a nd gave Bene­some well pitched gam es fo r hi s di ction of the Blessed Sacram en t at team, which should end the sea son 11 :ZO. Th h . d f among the leaders. In a r ecent e c Olr was compose 0

game he r e tired 15 of the 21 m en three B rothe rs and three Sisters who who faced him. a lte rna ted the chant on opposite

sides of the church. The sing ing \vas exce ptionally good fo r a mis -

Hotel Kankakee S idney Herbs t , Manager

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A hearty we lcome awaits the s tuden ts and !rlends or S t.

Viator Co lleg e.

ALEX PANOZZO

FRUITS - VEGETABLES FLOWERS

Wholesale - R e tail

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Bourbon nais, lUinol.,.

Con g ra tulations to Crowley. Jim _s i~o~n~o~u~t:po.::.:.s t:·-----------===============:; defea t ed Bro. Bay for the T ennis ';' Championship. A t no time during their match did one or the other hold a decided advantage over th~

o the r .

DID YOU K.c">'OW THAT­

Devtne is a chisele r wine is a modern Z Z Z poet

Rich-

he.'s poet laureate of the study hall Ticulka is a second P ete Laffey

Baron is back on the old homestead H all has a brunette on the s tring Lang and O'Con nor are c racking the same nut Ryan is still batting pretty good \'vith the White Owl Company Wulffe bas a m onopoly on Cigar Store Certificates . . H e bas enough to take over the fountain Schosse r is a four- ball juggler-­come up and see him do it Goldberg has n ew styles just in from Paris The Day Students will s upport the Frolic 100 per cent

Clar k is looking for a dog Why are Mackin's sandwiches so popular with Soucie ?

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Intercollegiate . \ l C' a {<:L l' Ill nid1' 1 l, (l!i r·ge itt~~rU t lCd tiJ e Students tO " paSS a ll

~ our papers to th e Ch' l nf th e 1o w , a nd have ca rbon sheet s under each p age, so that I (:f1 JJ UJ l'l'•:c ! all 1h e mist a kes a t th e sam e time ··.

THE VIATORIAN PAGE TJl ltEE

lwithTheAiumn~ CAMPUS-BRIEFS Eugene "Red" L e inen, who w as

here from 1909-1913 , dropped in for a few hours r ecently. "Red" is fam­ous in Coll ege Hi s tory for his a bil­ity to entertam and particularly for the s tunts that he and P. V, Water­

Eight of ten male movie st ~,r s are college students, while only es invented for the amusement of

As we approach the en d of an ­other scholas ti c year and there r e­main but two i ssues of the V I ATOR­IAN, the "Prince of Puns" (J. C. Cr onin to you) fi nds the Briefs chair a lit tle to war m, and once more is on an extend ed tour, this tim e through the rough and rugged land

lege Council . Charli e Byron de­manded Chase and San born's dated coffee for th e Senior Formal to be held the end of this month He also sugges ted "Balloons" again, but th e class having r ecaJied the sad fa te of the sam e at the Junior Prom las t y ear, turned thumbs down on the s uggestion Oh well , you can ' t p lease eve rybody U n less Agnes Ste lte r cuts down cons id er­ably on her Thes is , she 'll have to mortg a ge the hom e to get enoug h Thesis paper for said disserta tion .

one out of every ten feminin~ stars has a degree.- Maroon. the boys of his day. Engaged in

It may comfort some vf ns to k now that wh en th e i\Li chigan Daily listed 12 of the uni,·ersi ~y 's most prominent a lumn i, th r ee of t he perso ns on th e list had hi J,"I to complete t hei r courses o[ study

in Amusement Enterprises, he is of 'fhes is-onia. Mr. J. D. Dugan, now putting on shows of his own another campus clather columnist i s throughou t the United States and prepari ng fo r that day of days, when Canada, w ith off i ces in Chi cago. he will r ise upon the rostum and

because of sc holasti c raukin J5 . lt is al so a conso lation to know that Don Anderson, '32, who was as­Lindbergh flunk ed out of the Cnivers ity of \\.iuconsin ; Dr. \\' . . ] . sistant coach here last year, was a l\Iayo, of th e famous d iu it: fail ed at i\Ii chi gan·s medica l sc hool ; visitor on the campus recently. At and that Stewart Edward W hit e and Frankl in P. 1\clam s were presen t il e is engaged as a C. W.

his voice (since he h as been in stri c t training under the tutelage of the Congressman) shall ring for the last time, perhaps (unless he shows up for Homeco ming in '35), on th e ca mF>US. But the Briefs must be written, and although we may not

H.endregan fe ll as leep at " he r house" the othe-r cverung ... \ VeU, h e h as to s leep sometim e .. . Tony i\1aril< and J oe Barzan tny wi U tak e the bus next time af te r pus h in g th e car som e th irteen blocks, Du­ga n, a n a u thority in a ny crisis , su mmed up th e situa tion w ith, '' I th in!< it's out o f gas" Degnan returned from th e Dra l<e Re lays m inus Che t Newburg, but with ple ll ­ty of ' Ves te rn tales . . Joe is now a devout reade r of N ick Carte r stor ­ies . . J oe picJ<ed up so m e valuable ex pe rience at the I owa m eet, a nd he promises to bette r l\fetcaile's Um e in t h e 100 yard dash at th e I ntra ­~lural 1\ieet.

dr·opp cd from c oll ege .-Co Jl <:l ~ i a n . A. instructor at Berwyn, Illinois .

The Camp us, student newspaper at the College of the City of New York, is making arrangement < with a fish dealer t o sell back issues of its paper to t he merchant for wrappers for herrings.

A colu mnist on th e " Greyhounrl " t hinks that the quarterl y ex­ams arc products of th e combined effo r ts of th e d ean and the devil. and on ly th e clean can tell wl1at the devi l we have to t ake t h em for.

An instructor of Biology at LaSalle College demonstrated one of his lectures by exhibiting the skull of one of our early ancestors, at the same time impressing the students by. stating that it wa.s the skull of a chimpanzee, and a very rare sepcimen. '' There are only two in the country possessing these peculiar characteristics ", he explained, "one is in the National Museum and I have the other " . - DePaulia.

Catholi c students of College Newman Clubs f ro m Indian a, Oh io, Kentucky, and Michi gan met r ecent ly at Purdu e Uni versity fo r a three-clay co nfere nce.

When the school doctor at Carnegie was giving a physical examination to a group of candidates for the swinning team, he included an eye test. "Now just read the top line of that chart

on the wall " , he said. " What chart? " answered three of the athletes.

On e of the questions io a history midterm at th e Univer sity of California was t o state as briefly as possib le the Monroe Doctrin e. The bri efest of the answers came f rom a yout h who answered the qu estion with ( I 'cram, Foreign ers !" -Coll egian.

After marks were recorded in the office, the Dean of Creighton U. placed a sign on the office door which read, " Get your grades and pass out quietly".

A pun ct uality :\ la <·hine that flash es a c h ee r.~ · ' ·welcom e · to prompt stnd cots and a sarcasti c '' late agai n '' to th e tard y has been

Martin Toohill, •32, and H a l Ros- come up to the high (or should we en steel, a former student, are using say low) s tandards of the aforem en­high pressure salesmanship in vend- tioned gentlemen , we shall try our

bes t to emu late them without having heaped upon us the caus t jcal r e-

ing Insurance poli ci es in the vic ini ty of Bloomngton, Ill. Both report that busness " is no t so bad". m arks and "stuff" which is theirs

after each issu e r eaches the hands of our readers.

John Kells, who attended the old Viator Academy, attended the I n- Afte r . r e~ud.ing th a.t p oem w ritten d epend ent-St. Rose gam e last Sun- b): Man e Reynolds Jas_t . '~eek , we day. Ladis lau Bomba, who was a I irug ht advocate a corobmat10n of he r student her e las t year , was also a work with "th.a t s tuff" you r ead in visitor las t Sunday. th f" "Viatoria n a." . . . in t h a t case ___ I we wouldn't know just who the Or een Allain, sports scribe on the

a u t hor o f the worl\ might be . . . local Gazette, has stopp ed his week -Mr. Raymond Sprague, a m ember but , undou btedly, we s hould g h e B y- ly vis its S in ce his body-guar d,

of the clis tiiguished class of 1930, ron the benefit of the doubt . . R . H., re turned to Indiana, he no will be ordained to the pries thood Some day "College Humor" is going longer feels secure in entering the by the Most Rev. J . L. Sch la rman, to catch up with you , Charli e ... campus, and far less secu r e in en­D. D., Bishop of P eoria , at St. Oh, we ll , that's our bus iness . . . t e ring room 228 Well, he'll Mary's Cathedral in Peoria on Sun- John "Atlas" Bimmerle is shouting probably blow out here some windy day morning, June 3rd. M r. Sprague ''B loomin gton" from the housetops afternoon that is, if the w ind will be one of the four Centro.! these d ays ... Just one week-en d i <:~ blowing in the right direction Illinois men finishin g at the Semin- visit the re as a g ues t o f Jim Du- wqo said O'Leary had big feet ? ary of St. P a ul, Minn ., in the latter gan was e nou g h to con vince hlm that H e missed that bag by f ive part of this month. While a s tu- he's been w asting his time in Kan - fee t in the St. Ros e game a short dent h e re at the College, h e was ka k ee and vic inity . .. Biro's about time ago But it was a " peachy' ' ve ry a c tive in H oly Name and De- the first one we've m e t who vouches hit , "Dogs" Krauklis wore out bating Society work. As a r eprc- for t h e fact that he came out of a pai r of shoes a t that Hospital sentative of the College , he was of- the offi ce o f a "I>a.inless Dentist" , Dance. t en in attendance at the Ciscora O!' s miling ... Oh well, SQ me thing can T h e prize "cr acli:" of the week oc­Student Sodality confer en ces in Chi- a lwa.ys h a ppen in Bloomin gton, and curred in the E xtra-Curricu la r c lass cago. I n F ebruary 1929 he de li ver- us ually does. when Father Fre nch inquired if th e

ed one of the principal addresses at Now that Bill Schumacher and VIATORIAN car ried a humor col ­the annual meeting the re. Mr. the Fresh have definite ly decided wnn . . \ Vas Byron's f ace reel ? .. Sprague is a native of Clinton, Til., that W ayne King and J an Garber T ho " nas ty man" of the campus i s a nd a g raduate of S t. John's Grade will NOT play at the Soph-Frosh the "guy' ' who appointed hllllSc il a Sc:hool and Clinton Hi gh School. Hi~ Dance, plans can be laid fo r the af- chaperon when Bill Sweeney was many friends and former classmates fair which will t ake place Friday seeing ~Uss Antho ny home afte r t h e j oin in wishing him the s uccessfu l nigh t W ell , it was a good idea, last Card Party . . H argrove S{>en t ministry wihch his r ecord and pe r - anyway, Bi ll Besides we could- a double-pe riod iJl t h e coed.:; room sonality warrant. Father Sprague not appreciate such music at a Via- the day that Peg ' Vatson r e turned wi ll say his fi rst Solemn Mass at to r dance . Geor gie Fleming bet- for a v isi t ... It will be a rea l St. John 's Ch urch in Clinton on te r put away on e of h is s uits or sh ocl< t o the P rince, i1 the Dram a.­Sunday, June lOth. he'll be going to t h a t Spring affai r tics Club does not p u t on ano the r

in vented by a prof . at t he Universi ty of B ri t is h Columbia. I Ray wenthe, '33, has taken over the management of a large chicken­

Princeton Universit y males, in a recent poll on what living raising fa rm, north of Chicago. It

man they would like to be if they had a choice, chose P resident will be remembered that the red­Roosevelt, Mussoliui, and Hitler. What! No Clark Gable? head's enterprises here at the Col-

a Ia Sally Rand. play before th e end of the yea.r. The coeds w e r e well represen ted

E dna F innegan , w no le ft us at the at the boxing s how, in which some semester , h as asked us not to m en - of our boys appeared, about a w eek tion that she is one of th e Co-cdo ago Ma ry Anthony is s till at t he B. B . in th e s ubur bs of Bour- challenging anybody and eve rybody bonnais . . . T ills is so subtle, w e to a match on th e t ennis courts

As a result of a surv ey at the Ul) i\' crsity of \Visconsin, it has been found that stud ents in modern coll eges are not mem bcrs of the id l ~ ri ch, and that th e parents of th e students for th e most part ha\' c n ot had a coll ege education.

The present college girl is a well-balanced picture of courtesy, enthusiasm, cheerfulness and courage, according to Dean V. G. Gild­er sleeve, of Bernard College.

Th e University of 1\I inn esota has been presented with th e Fidac award , an international award give n colleges and uni versiti es for p1·omoting a nd canyin g on a cam paign of int ei'Oational understand­ing a nd goodwill.

lege included goldfish cul ture, canar y breed ing , and a s tudy of th e wild life of the countr y,- as exemplified by crows and r abbits.

a re sure no o ne \vill catch it, Edna It seem s Schumacher w as s igned up , Recently Bob Nolan sh owed for a se t, but suddenly contrac ted

Bob De lan ey th e town, at least, "cold feet" and backed out what the r e was to see o f it . John Meany's last vis it to the cam­Steve Gould's weakness is . a Co-ed pus was a very brief one It

S tewart Baker , a former s t udent, .. ' Tis rumor ed h e woU soon seems that the boys "got him down", is employed as a p layground di- burs t forth a t one of the dances with no more than t en minutes after he rec to r in St. P a ul, Minn. Word her . . . Just keep on "tTu cking", had set foot on the campus has been r eceived that the boys in S t.eve . . . K.alkowski can s ure the n eig hborhood claim that " Stew " \\' e ll, Doc, you ' ll have to face lhe is j us t a bout 'king' in that vicinity. "tal<e it", and we don't m ean that mus ic on June 5, for your p r esence

fi g h t t he othe r nig ht . . . but the on that day will be r equired all day last Card Par ty Dance, at wltich . "Junior" Turner shares hi s

Word has been received from Al J oe got 01

Stuc l<" anJ did a tango for dates with his roomie, Don B e tourn c , Nolan at Washington, D. C., com- a bout forty- five minutes, even thoug h quite frequently. m enting on the story which was r e - he was ou tweig hed by so me 100 lbs. Th o sp ar kling ale s ha U no more leased r ecently concerning the Col- . And LaRocque would c u t ln on fl ow freely from the Ja ucet.s on S un-lege's a cceptance of farm produc ts us .. . ' Ve il, h e learn ed his lesson days in Kan.ka.l<oo, as a result of a as tuition. AI sent a copy of a . And how! new city r ulin g .. l-'e rha ps lb a t London, England, pape r which car- We learn that Bi ll Schumacher a.cco un ts f or Dugan's leavi ng u.a so

of Current Eng lis h, Fowle r. ried the s to ry. It appears that "the s till ''talks about the w eather", and fr eq uentl y tlJe p a.'it few \VOOI<-end~ 4. Broul,-A N ew German and trailer of pigs" s to ry has jus t about ask s "T e ll m e something abou t . . Don ..l:f.Cto ur nc hopes to m oct

LIBRARY NOTES Miss Luc ille Putz. Librarian, mak- E ng lis h Dic tionary. circ led th e g lobe. yours elf" Are w e rig ht , Eve lyn ? up with many ccJcbritles when hf)

es an a ppeal to lhose stu de n ts who Can you s till take it. "Baldy ?'' acce p l'i a posillon at the WorJd '~ have lhe fo llowin g R efe rence book s 5· Lewis, C. T .,- A Latin Dic tion- For the greater part of the a lumni W e hear that your n ew theme Falr in Chicago th is s um-m er . .. U1at are mi ssing f rom th e Libra ry. a ry for Schools . articles appearing in this issu e we song is "Hair Ge ts In My E yes " Hen Corcoran has t urn OO out t.o bf· to please return them at on ce: 6. White, J . T .. - A Latin-Eng lish are indebted to one of the m embers At least that seem s to be the the offl claJ g-reeter and " mJxe·r " at

1. The Chicago Daily N ews Alma- Dictionary for the use of Junior of the class of '33, who does n ot trouble wh en yo u chase those fl y - the Colleg e drul ce6 . .. Severa l o r nac and Year Book , 1931. Stud ents. desire to have his name m ade balls in right fi eld. lhe boys ln Roy Hall are out to beat

2. SlaUsUcal Abstrac t, 1931. 7. Groves, J .-A Greek and Eng- known. We thank him kindly for his On his hecord, John Blmmerle was 3. The Concise Oxford Dic tionary lis h Dic tionary. inte res t in this matter. re -nominated as Delegate to the Col- (Continued on P age S ix )

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tot the ' nr...~ and held the 81£' Blue o j ·.st fl.) r h U in mr.e full tr.mn~~ of play.

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Pc.thier. the Catbohc Governor of tatton. Thi.s marked Another Rhode Island, who wa.."J ouring the fona,ra.n:J ~tep for L Viator Col1€'ge West and }liddl("·\VP~ . was a \'lSI- in the educational world tor at the CoiJege for ~everal hours while pa..q~ing- through thi.!l vicinity

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FEEBLE FOR CRITICS " Under The Spreading Chestnut Tree" As poetry, seems just fair to me And certamly Longfellow 's " Psalm of Life " Could have caused bim but little of work and strife. 'Cause sometimes in my class I ponder, As we review from here and yonder, That " Lives of great men don 't remind us we can make our

lives sublime " Henry didn 't seem to know that Omar, famous for the Rubaiyat, Al ong with others, was not prone to act discreetly all the

time. Keats was something of a devi l ! Whitm an 's moral s were dishevelled Shell ey made himself notorious with the fair sex by his line And if you want a moral to this tal e of sad wayfaring " W ell, P eople in glass houses should never pick a herring" You think thai '" c· rll i.Y' .\ sk .\ lpsdanl!•s c·o-c•ds HPy nol<ls and

I >Jnltllt' to n·nd for you somp of thP PoPtry t ht•_,·'n· proud of. ~ \ncl

whih· \\' 1',1'1' on thP suhjN·t, why is it that a I'O·Pd is :-~ lw':lys hap. pit ·HI hc •fcm· a f.( ln ss. nnd 11 f,•!low aft!'l' 0 !1 <'' Or t wo. Or thret' You 'n· hncl t'llllf.

'' (liv .. 1111 ' j luin 1:{2 1 Il e llo ; thi s the wift•~" .. y,.,·· " J,isl !' ll , dt'lll ' \\'ill il lw nlrighl if I i11·i!l g a <·ouplt' of fcl-

lowl-l hortlt' !'or dinnrr to11igllt ! ' ' '' \\'hy <'t' rlninl y. dt' nr'' . .. \\'hill ?" " ( 't• t·lni!il)' it will. l 'cl lit• glad to hate lht·m·· . ''Oh , pnrdnn nw, Indy. \\~t·on~ nmnh(·,·" .

ON GOING ON A J OURNEY

To think of a summer with nothing in sight Is a thought that 's unpleasant-so that 's wby I write; 0 pack me a grip for a trip on a ship W here the scene, at least, is variable For Eas t is East and West is W est But the Middle W est is terriable.

Th t.• you n g- h ri df• wns in lt.•ars. ·• j l (•n art.' the meanest er('a. tur~.·~ on t.'Hrth''. ~dlt' quoth . '' \\'hilt's th e trouhlt• now ~" asked a ft·iend . ·' \\' ell''. she quoth , ngn iu , " l nskctl Jnt·k fo l' a ea r today nnd ht• sn it! !hal I had to br l'On lent with lht• spkud id carriage thnt nntnn' gavt.' mt'''.

·· May I have your daughter for my wife ?" " Bring your wile around and we 'll see". " But sir, it' s your daughter that I want to marry ". '· Oh, so you want to become my son-in-law ?" ·' W ell, no sir, but if I marry your daughter, I don 't see bow

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The boy stood upon the burning deck Besides his sister Mollie I t was not only hot to him But also hot Ta.male.

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TUES DAY, MAY 15, 19H THE VlATORIAN PAGE FIVE

"Indees" Whip Semi -Pro Team, 7 - 6 --------------~--------------~--------------~============~~ IRISH LOSE TO CRO~~~:W;OWN CARDOSI OILERS Sport- Shorts I ROCHE DRIVES

ST. ROSE TEAM De feats Bro:~ ~:y/n Flltals, 3 DEFEAT INDEES Well the Softball l£ague games HOME WINNING are progressing and muCh to m y

IN 10 INNINGS In a thrilling, bard fought final IN CLOSE GAME :~~~~:d ~nd~~Il~or~eayte~:pshasY:ae~ RUN IN NINTH match of the firs t Tennis Tourna- they're going to cause pl enty of

Gemba la And Ticulka L ea d Iris h Attack With 3 Hits Apiece

ment of the season Jim Crowley d e- hea t aches among the other teams feated Bro. Bay. Tbis match was S a ints Lose 11-10 I n S econd ~s ~ell. First of all they a dmin- I rish P itch er s H~~IOW O n ly S ix sensational, each figbting hard for Sta r t Of Y ear istered another sboutout to tbe "Pan-

P laying thei r second overtime game within the week, the "Indees" cracked under the pressure that was exer ted upon tbem today, May 6th, and los t a heartbreaking ten inning battle to SI. Rose of Kankakee C.

their pOints and tennis honors. Both olians" who have already suffered Playing an unusually fine brand Bro. Bay and Crowley bad t rou ble Sunday, Ap r il 29th, the "Indees" two shutouts. Then the "Day Hops" of baseball the St. Viator Inde-in winning in their respective brac- played and were defeated by the beat the "Queenies" by a 25 to 10 pendents defeated one of the best kets and the fina l match drew a Cardosi Oilers of Kankakee by an sco re in five innings. The " Queen- semi-pro basebal l teams of Southern large crowd of spectators. Evenly 1] to 10 score. The laci< of prac- ies" decided that they had had Illinois at Bergin Athletic field last matched, the two opponents played tice was possibly th e cause ford the enough in the fifth inning and con- Thursday, May 3rd. The Lorch seventy-five games to decide the loss of the game. The "In ees"

Y. O. team. winner, three sets out of five. The being guilty of committing exactly ceded the game. Wreckers traveled all the way from nine errors which lead to seven un- Champaign to drop their first game

From the beginning, the game gave high point of the game was in earned ru ns for the "Oilers". The Saia's ' 'Mudcaps'' are the only of the season to the "Indees" by a every evidence of being a pitchers the f irst set when Bro. Bay t r ai ling only redeeming thing about the game team that is s ti ll undefeated h a vin g seven to six count. The game was battle. In the first inning the C. 5-1 made a brilliant comeback to was the wonderful hitting displayed met a nd de fea ted a ll oppon ents up a closely fought battle and had to Y. O. team were presented with win the set 12-10. Crowley won the by our boys, who collected a total to date. In their last game they be decided in an ex tra inning. two nms by Betourne's wildness. next two sets and Bro. Bay came of thirteen hits off of the opposing li ck ed Dex ter's "Champs" by a count New Line-Up Don walked exactly three men after again from behind to win and tie pitcher. 01' 5 to 3. \Vat ch the "l'tl udcaps"! The "Indees" went into the game two were out and then two of these the sets at 2 al l. The last game Wes tray, Gembala and Noonan \'Ve p icl<ed them t o finjsh seco nd with practically a n ew line.!up. Fath­men scored upon wild pitches. Don which made tennis history here was lead the hitting of the Independent~. bu t now we wo uldn ' t be surprised er Harbauer, coach. benched two of then settled down under the capable close all the way through and Crow- Each secured two singles and a dou- to see t hem wi n t he " pClUl a n t". the regulars in order that the de-handli ng of Dexter, veteran catcher , ley rallied to win the se t and tour n- ble in four trips to the p late. Wes- fensive play of the "Indees" might who relieved Marik at this phase of ament 6-3. Crowley, as first p la ce tray a lso continued to add to his Recent games and the resu lts are ' be strengthened and also made quite the game. Betourne pitched until winner . was presented with a ten- total of s tolen bases and managed "Day Hops" 1; "Panolians" O. a few changes in the positIons of the fifth and then Westray took up nis racke t by Rev. Father Cardinal, game, "Champs" 13; "Scribes" 6. the various players. otable among the burden, with the score seven sponsor of the tournament. Bro. ~a:i~;l h~;~ot:lor:O~n ei~~~ fo r two " Queenies" 10; "Day Hops" 25. these changes was the switching of to two in favor of Kankakee. Bay won a tin of tennis balls for games. "Mudcaps" 7; "Panolians" 6. "Tony" Marik from behind the plate

T he Big Fifth I his clever playing to achieve a sec- Noonan, s tarting pitcher for the "Scr ibes" 11, "Queenies" 4. to first base and the try-out of In their half of the fifth the and place. " I ndees", was re lieved by Westray "Mudcaps" 5; "Champs" 3. Don Betourne as a pitcher. Fr.

, Ill t r a mu ral Te nnis To urna ment "Scribes" 7', "Day Dogs" 4. H b r' f d . h h "Indees" m a naged to score s ix runs I in the eig hth inning on account of ar aue s con i ence III t ese c ang-on seven hits. The score remained Owing to the enormous number a sore arm. While in the box e~ was justified by the fine per-8 to 7 up to the last inning and of en tries for the I ntra-mural Ten- Noonan s truck out eleven men and The managers of th e two day- fOfmance of the players. Betourne then with two out the first base- nis Tournament, there beIng fifty allowed only seven hits. Poor sup- s tudent teams have been doing a pitched five full innings and then man, Supperaunt, for St. Rose sing- in all, the director of I nt ra-mu ra l port from the rest of the team bit of trading of late and as a re- was forced to leave the game on ac­led and immediately s tole second sports decided that all first round however gave the Oilers eleven runs su it it woulu seem that the " Day count of a sore arm. WhUe in the and third without any play being matches must be played by Sunday in those innings. 'Vestray the re - Hops" are going to be a hard team box "Don" a llowed two hits. Noon­made upon him. Then he scored night , May 13, and that all match- lief pitcher managed to retire the to beat. Capt. H a ll is w ithout :3 all who re li eved him only lasted for a mom ent later on a passed ba ll es in the firs t round would be de- next s ix batters in order, a llowing doubt the bes t pitcher in the league two innings and then Westray was The "Indees" were unable to do any- dded after one set. Beginning with no hits. and now that he has gai ned some called upon to take up the bu rden thing in their half of the ninth and the fourth round or quarter fina ls Up to the seventh inning it looked good players we expect to see his of pitching. ~o th e game went Lnto extra innings the winner would be decided by win- as if the "Indees" were about to team upset the old Dope bucket Roche Stars

Fatal Ten th ning two out of three sets. win their second s t art of t he season p:enty. The first man for St. Rose wa~ Co-oo Tourn ament but in that fatal inning the Oilers,

Going into the nintH inning "Wes" had a 6 to 5 lead but the "Wreckers"

safe on an error; next one struck Mlss Mary Anthony announces who were trailing by a score of 8 Tho " l't{udcaps" were the firs t to managed to tie things up on an oul; and the next man was safe that now that the Cardinal Tennis to 5, put on a ral ly which finally beat t he "Champs" bu t now tha t it error, two passes and a fly to deep on a fielders choice wh ile the r un- Tournament is finished the Co-ed res ulted in six runs. All scored on has been done once the re i s no teU- cen terfie ld. The " I ndees" were not ner was also safe on another error, Tournament will start this week and two hits, and seven errors. Noonan ing just how ITUlll y of the other a ble to do anything until their half next man s ingled driving in two runs be finished before long. The student at las t managed to retire the side tea ms will tal{e t he notion to do of th e tenth. Westray s ta rted the and then before the inning was over interest is running very high as it by s t riki ng out three m en but in liJ(ewise. \Ve pic k the "Scri bes" inning with a si ngle but was out th r ee more runs had been scored. is understood that the winner of the dOing so he inju red his arm and as being the next ones to do it. when he tri ed to score on Dexter's

In their half of the tenth th~ Co-ed Tournament plans upon chall - had to be r emoved. s ingl e. Drassler sacrificed to ad-"Indees" only manged to score one enging the winner of th e Intra-mur- In the remaining t wo innings the I n th e Tennis Tournament Stock- vance the runner; next man wa lked; run. They had bases loaded with al Tournam ent. "Indees" were able to regain only bar defeated one of the favorites, next safe on a fielder's choice that two out but Joe Saia, unli ke t he two of those runs and as a r esul t "Bill" Clancy in the first round of left the bases full. Roche then s to rybook heros of the Frank Mer- Did you know that : "Every time of poor fie lding they lost their sec- play. Bro. Bay eliminated "Stock" s ingled sharp ly to rig ht field and riwell type, did not hit a homerun a Co lga te University player blocJ{s and s tart of the season. in th e next round. the game was over.

but s t r uck out. a kick or makes a touchdown in Box :Score T iculka a nd B urke a major game Coach Andy K err "Ou r expe rience of the last six T he Co-cd Tou r namen t hasn' t SL Viator. R H E

Both the fielding honors and criti- presents him with a new hat'·.- months is that the availabi li ty and star ted IlS yet becaLL';;c the g irls have Smith, 38, 0 cisms belong to Frank Ticull<a who Th e Creightonian. consu mption of beer in th e univer - been wl able to get the use of the Saia, LF, turned in some of the classies t plays sity dining halls has had no unde- courts. We ha ve heard a rumor a.t Ticulka. SS, we have ever witnessed. Ticu lka sirable effec ts · on the habits of aUf least two of the "Falr ones" beUev c \-\"estray, C F, also made four errors but they were Corcoran, 3E, 0 students , nor has it, in so far as that t hey can beat none other than I Dext er , RF', really the results of his eargernes9 Saia, RF, 1 0 0 w e can determine, resulted in an Father Cardinal. Drasle r, C. and not poor playing. Ticulk a Betourne, P, 0 0 0 increase in our disciplinary pro- Marik. 1B, covers more ground than he has to blems" .- N. M. McKnight. associate "Jim" Crowley and "Tom" Ryan Burke, 2B, and as a result he gets his hands Totals 14 9 5 dean, Columbia University. journeyed to Naperville las t week Betourne, P, on balls that another man wouldn't and r epresented the College in the Gembala, LF, have even got near. He is s u rely Little Nineteen Tennis Tournam ent. O'Leary, PH, a great little shortstop and with INTRA-MURAL TRACK MEET The boys reached the seco nd round Noonan, P, Burke at second Lhe "Indees" have of play before being elimina ted. Nice Roche, LF, a sweet double-play combination. W ednesd ay, M ay 15th work. Better luck nex t tim e.

Box Score St. Rose. N Martell , 2B

).{oissan t. RE<'. Pombert, L P', Borgailli, CP', Supperaunt, IB,

Brnst, 2B, Beland. SS, Laboun, 1B, C. Martell, P,

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T ime and Results

Exhibitiou Shot-put by Chester :\c\\'lJl' rg, Little ?\ineteen Champion.

220 yd. Dash HO yd. Dash HUl1l1ing Broad-jump

Totals Spr ing footbal l pra.ctlcc has begun Lorch Wreckers.

under t he capable dJ rectJofl of t he Vriner, RF, new coach. A S<luad of approximately Grolla , 38, fo ur ty p layers have a lrea.dy r eported Langhoff, P, LLnd tho coach has boon giving them Thom as, 2B, some real work.

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Viato r football team shall loose on ly two men- Capt. Westray, s tar half­back and Enzel Wren s tar linesman. "Red" H a rding , also a star back 0f last year has been los t s ince he has quit school. However with the r e­turning of most of las t year's regul­ars and no doubt the gaining of some prep stars the "Fighting Irish" should be able to put a good team upon the gridiron.

Several co lleges in th e United

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States are older than th e Un ited States, to wit; Harvard , WIlliam and Mary, YaJe, Princeton, Washington and Lee, Columbia, Rutge rs, Sal em and Translvania.

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Campus Briefs-(Continued from Pa.ge Three)

Tom H.yan'~ time with one. of our ta.lr Cl.Jm'i, and th f;.y have m et w ith no U ttl.e HUCC€::88 ln the pa.tJt feo,.\

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I on someone, or "somethin" . N c 1 c h However, we might definitely ~y I ew ourses- - oac - ­that Steve Gould or Mary Anthony WILL NOT write the column . Perchance, John C. Cronin. whose latest alias is "Cannonball", Will have returned from his weary expedition through Tbesis-onia, which in itseU should provide hlm with an abun­dance of "Cracks" for this column

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Chemistry, Inorganic, man, 4 hours.

Br. ed the football candidates for next

Hoff- year·s team on a Spring grind last I n...tonday. These Spring workouts

Chemistry, Organic, Dr. Marzano. will continue for a few weeks, and

TTESD AY. MAY 1~ 193-l

ed from rome 100 applicants (or the position. He comes here as o.ne of the b.>st known football men to hnv• graced the gridiron in the past ton years. He posse ~es a vivid and glo\qng personality and through this medium he should b.> able 1.0 con­tact St. Viator \\itb some of the. Ieadmg ele\·ens oi the country.

th a n three appli Pd for an a ppoint- . In that event, the Prince of 4 hours. during that time. Coach Murphy .will I Ryan Pr esiden t-E l t m r·nt on tb e Hamf' eveni ng, a Bhod p te f b th Fr Hut- I be a.sststed by a profess10nal fnend .ec

uns rs, .o w om ere a re none ' Economics, Principles of, . of his, Jules Cnrtwn, former All- Of Sophomores 193A -35 lime ago · · · Well, at l ea~t some~- more Pun.nler, shaH deliberate pro- ~ ton, 3 hours. '* onr~ iH ctJnvinood that the New Deal fusely on his bosom-buddies, and Education, Philosophy American football star at Oregon On Monday, May 14, Mr. \VU~ l.s dollnlteJy establis hed he re h f th 1 " · h' of. Dr.

1 State. The latter was a member liam Schumaeher, President of the perc ance some o e "ga s , m t !S French, 3 hours.

J oo Degnan, howt"ver, I~ still on Uw column which is 90 near and dear 1 of the Chicago Bears Professional Freshmen Class, called a meeting for "gtump" fo r th(' New Deal, w}tich to hls heart. So, until the last History, Renaiss3.Dce and tile Re- team for five years, and he should the purpose of electing officers for h e IJQU c-ves has not ye t ar rl ve<.l for roundup (examinations to you, mug), 1 formation, Dr. Cardinal, 3 hours. be able to impart some valuable the Sophomore Class of 1934-35. As our VIator h e-m en. we'IJ be seein' you.

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Mathematics, Trigonometry, Fr. hints and advice to the Iri sh g rid- a result, Mr. James Ryan was nam. And now we have come to th e Ryan, 3 hours. de rs, as a r esult of his experiences eO to Presidency of that c lass, de.

end of another Briefs ... There re- Public Speaking, Fr. Stafford, 1 at Oregon and with the famous Chi - feating three other opponents for From the P olytechnic Reporter t th ~· R K d

mains but one more writing of tbls comes the news that a University hour. cago pro earn. e outce, . en regan, F. Ticulka. column and we hope that we have lO:OO A . M. At present Coach ·Murphy is em- and E. O'Brien. not ov~rlooked anyone during the

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attentJon to th e matter, and we in four years. :.~ep wh~ k~~~s g~~~ English, Rhetoric and Camp., Fr. It is very likely that he will as- Kendregan was named Secretary bv shou ld make it our business to see work Hargrove Ryan, 3 hours. sist Coach McNamara with the bas- one vote over M iss Evelyn Lanoue.' tbat none go through the year un - what you may some day beat this English, American Literatu re, Fr. etball squad next se.::.;:,on, as he al- In another c lose contest, Kenneth

heralded ln this column. Already, record. Walsh, 3 hours. sc has cons iderable experien ce in Wiser d efeated Miss Lanoue for the we have received applications from Latin, Cicero, Fr. Munsch, 3 hours. this sport, while the la tter will un- Treasure r's office by a single vote. s ix gen tl emen and one coed who de- Th e announcer, when called upon P sychology, Fr. Stafford, 3 hours. doubtedly ass is t Coach Murphy with Mr. George Rogers was unopposed sl re to write the B ri efs in the final to introduce a lightweight boxer in Sociology, Principles of, Fr. Mul- the football t eam when schoo l r e- and therefore was the unanhnous Issue . - I t would appear that an intercolleg iate m eet , r emarked: vaney, 3 hours. opens next September. choice of the Class for Class Repre-someon e is trying to turn the tables "Thi s little pug goes to Marquette" . Epistemology, Fr. Lowney, 3 hours. Mr. Raymond Murphy was select- sentative to the College Club.

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