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BARBARA: Hey Griff, your brother tells me that you’re the new heir.GRIFFIN: Yeah…that’s kinda what I called you over here for. I was wondering if you would like to be our Placeholder.

BARBARA: Oh Griffy! You didn’t even have to ask, I’m honored!GRIFFIN: Er, okay…I guess I’ll see you then…

In the mean time Nora is still flirting with the llama mascot.NORA: His name is Charles and he’s going to be my boyfriend.You do realize that you have no idea what he looks like right?NORA: We’ll all find out when I marry him.…Ok, moving on to hopefully a slide that is a little less…weird.

CHEERLEADER: Hey Griff, why are you nice to me?GRIFFIN: I’m nice to everyone.CHEERLEADER: You’re so sweet…and sexy…and nice. Can I marry you.GRIFFIN: I…uh…I’ve already got a girlfriend.NORA: Say what?

NORA: About this imaginary girlfriend…GRIFFIN: She’s not imaginary.CHANGELING: I’m sorry, did somebody say that Griff has a girlfriend?NORA: You know the exact words bounced around in my head when he said that.GRIFFIN: I’m not at the theatre or anything, I’m sitting right here…in this room…with you.

Well look who’s back…it’s Professor Uma Okuma…RUNNNNNN!!!!Hey Prof, I thought you worked at Sim State.UMA: I did, then I got fired for sleeping with a student.

This would probably be a good time to tell him that she dated his dad…she could have been his mother…I’m gonna barf!

This is only in here because I loved this picture. Does anyone else think that the Coach is watching Griff’s butt?

CHANGELING: You do know that it’s a lot easier to just sleep with the professor right?Thank heavens that there aren’t any double beds in here.

GRIFFIN: Hey, you should come meet my brother and my cousin, they think you’re made up…I know I told them that…yeah, they don’t believe me. So I’ll see you soon? Good. Bye.

*Gasp* Griffin.GRIFFIN: Relax Pixx, Professor Bachman is only here to tutor me.Your dad said the same thing about his professor.GRIFFIN: Lucky for you I’m not my dad.

Lookit, I did up the house.

Okay, what the hell! Why are all the professors attracted to Changeling?

NORA: Sooooo…where’s your girlfriend at?GRIFFIN: Her dorm room…asleep.NORA: Riiiggghhhttt….

CHANGELING: Did he say anything about his girlfriend?NORA: He said she was home sleeping. You know, I think your brother finally lost it.CHANGELING: *sigh* Yeah, poor kid. This whole heir thing is too much for him.

STREAKER: Woooo! Hey Griffin put down the pizza and take a bite out of this.GRIFFIN: Oh my…STREAKER: Don’t you wanna be married to this?

This picture is here to show you the chickeness of the kitchen lol.

This picture is to show you how there’s always someone inside the Greek House. Oh, and the cheerleader pledged in btw.

And she beat up the cow mascot for no reason…

And then she became best friends with Griffin. It’s weird, these sims gravitated toward him, I didn’t command him to interact with not even one of them.

Solveig Pratt got a crush on him, he really didn’t find her attractive, he has a bolt with an X through it for her…

See how the people gather around Griffin?

Changeling you suck as a romance sim, besides playing with your professors’ hearts you don’t do anything else but sit in front of this computer. I have about three pictures in this chapter alone of you just sitting there.CHANGELING: *dribble*CHANGELING!!!CHANGELING: Fine, I’ll get up and do something you kill joy.

This is the professor he met while they were shopping, in the chapter before this one…you ‘member?

GRIFFIN: This is disgusting…Maybe it’s time to invite your girlfriend over.

…Are you sure this isn’t your girlfriend? Is there something you want to tell me? I mean, she’s talking about going to jail after all…

GRIFFIN: Hey, I thought you were going to study tonight.PAMELA: I was…then I got lonely.

…Her name’s Pamela? Really EAxis? Come on, even you could have been more creative than Pamela.

PAMELA: Come on, let’s go gross your family out.

They start the grossing out with the classic ‘Couch Cuddle’.

Followed by the ever sickening ‘Lap Kiss’.

And finally the…NORA: Damnit, if you want to watch TV alone just tall me *grumble*.

NEXT DAYCHANGELING: Man! It feels like just the other day we were getting off the school bus and now we’re at college, you’re the heir and you’re making out on the couch with some girl while Nora watches. You’re so nasty!

Later Nora decided that it was payback time, she invited over her llama. Problem was that there was another llama and the annoying cheerleader but no Griffin.

CHEERLEADER: Bedtime, bedtime, BEEEEDDD-TIME!!!GRIFFIN: I don’t want to sound rude but can you please go away.

What is wrong with the cow mascots? They’re like the most annoying ones and they get into all kinds of fights…nobody likes them.CHANGELING: This one broke my nose!

CHARMING: What’s up Changeling?CHANGELING: What are you doing here dad?CHARMING: Things at home are a bit boring so I decided to stop by, see if there’s any jealousy going on between you and Griff, you know, bit of drama.CHANGELING: Dad, I saved my brother from death, what makes you think I’m going to get all pissed off with him just because he’s heir now?CHARMING: That’s good to hear, I was ready to kick someone’s ass for bring bad vibes into this legacy. Like we need anymore negativity with Sabrina still breathing.

GRIFFIN: Daddy!CHARMING: There he is! So how’s the whole heir thing coming?GRIFFIN: It’s going pretty well.CHARMING: So, did you…you know…GRIFFIN: Did I what?....Oh! Ugh! No way.CHARMING: Dude, you’re in college, you’re sexy, you’re an heir to some serious cash, what’s wrong with you? When you get married you’ll be stuck with one girl. One Griffin!

GRIFFIN: I’m not a romance sim Dad. But I do have a couple best friends that are girls.CHARMING: You’re a knowledge sim, doesn’t hat mean you should be curious or something. Oh well, my hope rests on Changeling, where did he run off to?

Our local streaker is still stalking poor Griffin.GRIFFIN: Can you…close your legs please?STREAKER: Why I’m comfortable like this.GRIFFIN: You know I’ve never seen you with clothes on.STREAKER: If you marry me you won’t ever have to.

BARBARA aka BABS: Hey Griffy Boo, how’re things going over here?GRIFFIN: Let’s see, I’m being stalked by the Streaker, Dad stopped by and I finally got Pam to come over here.BABS: Sounds like we’re making progress. Is Pam coming over again?GRIFFIN: She’s inside…with Dad.

NORA: Uncle Charming! See the girl sitting beside me, she’s Griffin’s girlfriend. Of all the girls in the world he chose her.CHARMING: Really? She looks like a geek, I wanna go talk to the other girl sitting beside you.NORA: You’re disgusting.

STREAKER: You’re really going to choose geeky Pam over me?GRIFFFIN: You do know that I’m a knowledge sim too right?STREAKER: …Really? Hmm, where did Changeling go?

CHARMING: Did you call my name?STREAKER: No. You’re not a knowledge sim are you?CHARMING: Hell no! I’m all about the romance baby.STREAKER: Great you should marry me then.…Griff, you’re not going to tell her that he’s you’re father?GRIFFIN: Nah, this is going to get interesting.

Wow…these two look a lot alike. The only difference that I can see are their lips…Griffin’s hot!

The streaker did finally find out that Charming wasn’t Griffin’s other brother, so she went to the next best thing.STREAKER: You wanna see a movie.CHANGELING: I’m a romance sim, there’s no way in hell that I’m going to marry you. You can be one of my 20 simultaneous lovers though.

The kids graduated the next day (I could have sworn that I took a picture but I guess I didn’t), so Babs moved in. No, they wouldn’t be having a party because I’m need to get to the juicy stuff before it’s time for me to move back to my apartment that doesn’t have internet.

BABS: Hey, I put the thing on your bed, maybe you should call Pam now.

On his last night at university, our heir chose his bride and they all lived happily ever after.LOL yeah right! This is a legacy.

When Griff moved back home he made a whole bunch of snowmen. Mostly because he was nervous, I mean, he was getting married in a few hours.

There were quite a few people at the wedding that night. There was the girl whose name I think is Solveig Pratt, Changeling, Random woman that Jasmyn brought home from work. Fiona and Nora were there too but Fyre didn’t come because she was at work and Iyce didn’t come because she’s been MIA for a while.

MR. & MRS. GRIFFIN SPELMAN

After the wedding the bride and groom went to greet their guests. I went to two weddings in two weeks this summer, so I was prepared to go all out with this wedding, but I just played last night and wanted to get as much pictures as I could because tomorrow I won’t have any internet service.

Here’s a profile picture of Charming and Griffin. It looks like they’ve got different noses too.

Oh Changeling, it sucks that I won’t have your interesting genes in my legacy.CHANGELING: Sure cool, now maybe when you’re bored you can ry me and my 20 simultaneous lovers.Yeah sure, but you’ll have to have a couple kids in the process, I’ll love to see how your genes will pass on.CHANGELING: Deal.

NORA: Okay, I came to your wedding now you have to promise me that you’ll come to mine.GRIFFIN: Of course I’ll come to your wedding Nora. And I’ll even let you cry on my shoulder if the llama isn’t what you expected.NORA: Deal. But you can’t complain if I get snot on your white suit.

Even though there wasn’t any music or food or games or anything for that matter, the party was a roof raiser. I guess the number of people present made it so amazing.

For some strange reason a lot of the guests didn’t like Pam. Shame on you Fiona.

After the guests left, the newly weds went to catch their flight to Takemizu Village.

BELLHOP: Welcome to Takemizu Village, I hope that you enjoy your stay here. Most people enjoy the local Tea Festival.

GRIFFIN: So, what are we going to do first.PAM: Shopping of course. Although I don’t want one of those kimonos everyone is wearing, they’ll look hideous on me. GRIFFIN: You want to go to the Tea Festival when we’re done shopping?PAM: No, there’s something else I want to try?GRIFFIN: I know what you mean, that zen garden was calling my name since we got here.PAM: Not what I had in mind Griffin.

GRIFFIN: Ummm…what do we do now?PAM: I thought you knew…GRIFFIN: You sounded so…sure.PAM: Well lets try something and maybe we’ll get it right.

Apparently they got it right.

So right that they both passed out until morning.

PAM: Do you think that we’ll meet anyone new today?GRIFFIN: Probably. Do you want to get out of here.PAM: Yeah, I’m going to go put some clothes on.

…Does anyone else notice that these two communicate more than any other couple in my legacy, they’re kinda like Fair and Ethan, if Ethan had any sense and if Fair wasn’t afraid of her own shadow.

It’s night out because they didn’t leave the hotel until darkness fell. Somehow Pam went to change and they ended up back in bed…Griffin finally starting to act a bit like Charming.

And then things got a bit weird.

PAM: Babes, what are you doing.GRIFFIN: Digging.PAM: Why?GRIFFIN: I don’t…I don’t know. I just know that there’s a map somewhere on this island and my uncle is going to come find it.PAM: Then why are you digging?GRIFFIN: Because I want to find it first.

When they went back to the hotel Griffin started digging again, and a frustrated Pam went back to the room. Griffin did find the map and even though he was exhausted he stuffed left the hotel and followed the map to the cottage hidden in the forest.

WISE OLD MAN: You. There is something about you, you have a great gift boy, you must use it wisely. Listen, I shall tell you a story about a brave warrior and a dragon. Learn from it and protect what is valuable to you and yours.

It was dark out by the time the old man had finished his tale, once his voice was silenced Griffin began to realize just how tied he was. When he blinked the old man was gone and he had thought that he had only imagined the man’s presence but Griffin was certain that he had been there because of the new knowledge he carried.

When Griffin returned to the hotel he met Pam standing at the counter and was more than a little surprised to find that their honeymoon had come to an end. She didn’t ask him where he’d been, she just told him he was smelly and pointed to the waiting shuttle.

Back home Charming was beginning to realize that he wasn’t so young anymore. CHARMING: What the shit!JASMYN: Charming…CHARMING: Don’t say it! I do not need glasses.JASMYN: Okay, but your elder birthday is in a few days.CHARMING: Ugh, don’t remind me.

In other news, it looks like generation five is on it’s way.WAIT FIVE?!?Did I number these chapters right? Let’s see:1. Lucus2. Faridae3. Charming4. GriffinWow! Generation 5 is on it’s way y’all!

CHARMING: Hey Griffin!GRIFFIN: Dad, I’m over here.

Sizzle-crackle-sparkle, we’ve officially got a new heir.

JASMYN: Eek! Pam, who’s this strange woman in our kitchen!PAM: Are you serious!!! The stove is on fire, oh my life! I set the stove on fire. *panic*

…Why is there a ghost here? I built a mausoleum and put water around it…guess that didn’t work. I’ll probably have to get rid of the tombstones.

GRIFFIN: *grumble* I told Jasmyn I can see just fine…women!

Oh no…it’s Lucus, I hope he doesn’t kill Griffin again.

LUCUS: Booga, booga, booga fat great grand son!

*hold breath*

Oh thank goodness it didn’t kill him!

Aw come on Lucus, she’s pregnant with your great-great grand kid.

She scared her so bad that she popped.

CHARMING: Now, this is the life! Man I see why Mom loved this chair so much.GRIFFIN: Rub it in why don’t’cha then Dad.

This is his oh-my-god-I’m-so-exhausted face, and it’s sexy!

This picture was taken the next night. These two are so cute together!PAM: It says that there’ll be a lot of pain.GRIFFIN: *snore*PAM: Oh baby, you wore yourself out exercising…On the bright side, he got his touchable body back…mmm, smexy!

This is the first time Charming’s ass left the Throne of Light in more than 24 hours.

Meet Charming’s familiar…NAJHIME: I want to do it. Er hem…she’s beautiful, she stylish and oh so sassy. Welcome—all the way from the third realm—Charming’s familiar, the gorgeous, talented Najhime!Well, someone is full of themselves. Her name is pronounced Na-Jeem.

This is how Charming potty trains his familiar.CHARMING: Alright Nahji, this is your throne okay, you own it! Don’t fear it make it fear you! Be like, ‘I’ll poop in you so hard’! Let it know that you’re the boss, ‘I’ma get you toilet, that’s right, I’ma get you!

NAJHIME: This would probably be a good time to tell you that I do not poop or pee.CHARMING: …Oh…well, that was a waste of five minutes that I could have been using to sit on the Throne of Light. Hee hee, I tremble just saying it.

These two are so cute!!! I can’t stand it!

I was just minding my own business drifting through the house when I see this thing over her head…then I realized that the dog’s picture disappeared from the corner of my screen. And then it took me like a whole sim day to find the urn.

Fiona invited herself over, both she and her brother are about ready to become elders, but as spares go she’ll probably remain young and sexy until I decide to play her house. Sucks for poor Charming.

GRIFFIN: So Dad, I met this guy while we were on our honeymoon and he told me a story that is thousands of years old, and I was thinking that if they are able to preserve their history like that then we should do the same to the legacy.CHARMING: You’re the head of this family now, do whatever the hell you want to…I just want to sit on the chair.GRIFFIN: You don’t want to hear the legend?CHARMING: Will it make you leave me alone for the rest of the day?

Griffin shared the Dragon Legend and the entire family gathered to listen.GRIFFIN: In conclusion, does anyone know Salem Spelman?CHARMING: Wait, Salem had something to do with you finding the old man didn’t he? You haven’t updated me on Salem since you went to college. We should really talk…maybe tomorrow when I’m done sitting.GRIFFIN: But you’re never done sitting.CHARMING: Right, well, when you get home from work you can tell me while I sit.

That reminds me, Charming got a job in the journalism career track which made me love him even more. If you take a look behind him you’ll se ehis very pregnant wife who’s ready to pop at any second.

Sadly, this is where I’ll be leaving you. Hopefully I’ll be able to find a place with wireless internet and post a new chapter.

Thank you for reading my legacy. At the beginning of the summer I decided to do a legacy and see how many generations I could get in before it’s time to go back to school. Well the answer is 4.

Because I got attached to my crazy Spelmans, there will be more chapters (if something doesn’t go wrong as they frequently do when I’m doing legacies.

I hope you enjoyed the Spelmans and all the trouble they go into. Also the extras like Dakota. Thank you those of you who allowed me to use your simselves, their work isn’t done.

I’d also like to say thank you to the author whose character will appear in the legacy pretty soon, I won’t tell you who said author is because that’ll give away the surprise.

Until next time.

Pixx