Speak easy - stcidlsig.org · Notice to Tourists I. Tourists coming into scenic spot should buy...
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SPEAK EASY ENGLISH BLUNDERS AROUND THE WORLD
Full disclosure: Only one image is original (***); all others taken from engrish.com and chinglish.com
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TAKING NO PRISONERS – EVERYONE IS FAIR GAME
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TO TRAVEL, YOU NEED A TICKET:
*I used to be afraid of flying…
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CATCHING A RIDE:
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LET’S EAT!
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OR MAYBE THIS PLACE?
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AT THE HOTEL, FOLLOW THE RULES TO BE A GOOD GUEST
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SIGHTSEEING AT THE GARDENS
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OR MAYBE A TRIP TO THE ZOO?
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A SNACK…
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SHOPPING FOR SOUVENIRS!
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WE CAN PARK THE KIDS WHILE SHOPPING FOR SOUVENIRS!
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IT NEVER FAILS… WHEN YOU NEED TO GO, YOU NEED TO GO!
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WELL, AT LEAST THAT’S CLEAR.
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I FIND COFFEE OFTEN HELPS TO GET THINGS MOVING…
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AND ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE LOO…
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STAY OPEN TO NEW CUSTOMS… THESE ARE FOOT-WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:
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YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE…
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THANK YOU AND GOODBYE
“ Something wonderful is about to happy. “
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FINAL THOUGHTS… WHY, ENGLISH, WHY?