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with Scott KennedyQUEENSTOWN

rocks1 – This month our

theme

is Handmade (or home made

depending on who you talk to)

– what’s the last thing you

handmade or made at home?

At home we make dinner.

And music.

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andFatFreddy’sDrop2 – The world has moved towards

digital technology – what

do you love (or hate) about

old school analogue vs. new

school laptops, mp3s and

digital downloads (records vs.

downloads, recording on tape

vs. digital, etc.)?

everyone loves vinyl now. it

used to be that only a minority

were interested. it’s the only

format to release music on. cds

are fine but it’s like buying a

piece of stationery.

3 – what is it about handmade

vintage instruments – keys,

guitars and horns that just

makes them sound better?

in fat freddy’s we’re all about

synths. in the studio we are

all standing around playing

synths while the trumpets,

guitars, etc are lying on the

couch. we like the combination

of analogue synths, accoustic

instruments, amplified

instruments and digital

recording. delicious!!

4 – There’s nothing more

handmade than the sound

that comes from a horn – it’s

your very breath making the

music – how does it feel to

play something that doesn’t use

batteries or even plugs in?

it feels great.

5 – Art has always played a big

part in ffd – guys like otis

frizzell have created handmade

art that has come to define

your visual signature. who came

up with that look and has it

affected your sound?

we know some cool artists.

it’s amazing having otis doing

work like that for us. That’s

not just a cartoon. i’m still

finding hidden details in that

piece.

6 – collaborating and creating

music is like hand making

something from nothing – what’s

better; the creative process of

creating music or sharing it

with an audience and playing

it live?

yes indeed, all very

complimentary aspects. you

can’t have one without

the other. especially live

audiences - they make music .

. . live.

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Amsterdam-based sculptor Cedric Laquieze decorates real cat and dog skeletons with colourful fake flowers

to create some of the creepiest sculptures you’ve ever seen.

Flowers and skeletons make one strange combination, but that’s

probably what makes Laquieze’s sculptures so intriguing, the

contrast between morbidity and beauty. He takes cat and dog

skeletons and applies various fake flowers to them to make them

look… prettier. Originally hailing from France, Cedric Laquieze has

specialised in using all kinds of dead things for his artworks, from animal and bird skeletons, to dead

insects and plants.

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fiLTHy green fingersit’s spring, oh goodie. All the gardeners (and potheads) get excited about growing their own. All that painstaking preparation and planting to get harvest timed correctly.soil and manure – generally horseshit and other filthy rotting organic matter and waste. do you tell your kids to go play in the shit and rotting compost? no.but those dirty green fingers dig around in it, planting away. They seem to get immense satisfaction out of it… excitedly saying things like “got my christmas potatoes in at the weekend” - and telling the neighbour “it’s a bit early for the peas and tomatoes” like they’re experts at this gardening stuff.

All that time and effort watering, fertilizing, nurturing your harvest to get a crop that’s never as good as last year. not just a waste of a weekend but an endless waste of weekends! why would you? it’s just not worth the effort. ditch mucking around in the muck and head to the farmers’ market or a market gardener. great tasting, fresh, home grown fruit and veggies without all the shit that comes with doing it yourself.it’s a no brainer. fishing, boating, biking, wakeboarding, bbqs and a few beers beats the hell out of getting dirty filthy green fingers any day. Although, if anyone has some home grown new baby potatoes ready for christmas up for grabs - that’d be grand.

CleAN greeN thuMbsthere’s nothing more satisfying than sitting down to a meal that’s at

least partially come from your own plot of land. Forget the fact that it costs almost nothing and you know exactly what went into the soil, you really are reaping what you’ve sewn.In our ever disposable modern society we’ve completely lost touch with where our food comes from. how long does it take to grow a tomato? how do they slaughter the pigs that become our bacon double cheeseburgers? What’s the carbon footprint of a chicken caesar salad? Don’t ask me I have no idea - but I wish I did.

by getting our hands dirty and understanding where our food comes from in a really visceral way, you automatically appreciate it more. You can stick your head in the sand and go to the pub instead, but I bet the chips you grow yourself are tastier than the ones you pay through the nose for on the street.No yard - no problem. Out gorge road way, just beyond the swamp, you can have your own plot of land. For a paltry sum of twenty bucks a year you can lease a section of garden to grow your own veggies. so drop the bullshit and get your hands stuck in the horseshit - it’s good for you.Jack thompson

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OctOBEr MEAns HALLOwEEnthe winnies’ Halloween Party is insane. It’s our biggest event of the year and it’s the one party you need to get your pretty little selves to, it goes without saying.

Halloween also means ghosts and goblins and witches and wizards so here is a little homemade love potion for you. I can vouch for its effectiveness as I found it on the internet and everything on the internet is true.

collect rainwater in a crystal glass.

Place thinly sliced apple, rosemary, thyme, sea salt and cinnamon in a saucepan, add rainwater and simmer. recite ‘song of solomon’, the ancient love poem. strain love potion, store in a glass jar and wear on your

pulse points. the object of your desire will be attracted to you. Also bees, I would imagine.

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to watch tV for 3 hours• the first drug that was sold as a water soluble

tablet was aspirin in 1900• A group of frogs is called an army• A banana contains 75% water• the only continent with no active volcanoes

is Australia• All the blinking in one day equates to having

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in your body not attached to any other• Apples are more effective at waking you up in

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has been registered• Your foot and your forearm are always the

same length

raincatch - the coat that turns rain into drinkable water

In some regions of the world rain water is still clean enough to be drunk as it falls but in today’s polluted climate drinking it without purifying it first poses a real risk. thanks to the invention

of Hyeona Yang and Joshua noble, you’ll be able to enjoy refreshing rain water on the go, without a care in the world. Although it looks like a plain giant plastic bag full of tubes, raincatch actually hides a complex water purifying mechanism. the collar captures rain water which is then passed through charcoal filters and a chemical purifying system. the drinkable water is then stored in pockets around the shoulders and the wearer can take sips at any time via a series of plastic tubes sticking out of the raincoat.

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HOw TO MAke A SOLAr Ovensolar ovens or cookers are used around the world to cook when fuel and electricity are unreliable or in short supply. Building a solar oven is a great way to make an unusual, energy-efficient meal.

Things You’ll need:Aluminum foil, cardboard, large and small cardboard boxes, non-toxic glue, non-toxic invisible tape, plastic wrap, scissors, newspaper, pencils, black construction paper, stapler.

WhAT To do:1. Find 2 boxes. One should fit inside

the other with a 2 to 3 inch space on each side.

2. Line the bottom of the large box with crumpled newspaper.

3. Place the smaller box inside the large box.

4. Fill the space between the sides of the 2 boxes with crumpled newspaper.

5. Line the sides of the inside of the smaller box with aluminium foil. You can use a non-toxic tape or fold the edges of foil over the top of the box to hold it in place.

6. Line the bottom of the inside of the smaller box with black construction paper to absorb heat.

7. Lay a piece of cardboard on top of the large box and trace the shape of the box onto the cardboard.

8. Add 2 inches around the trace line and cut out to make a reflector.

9. Cover the cardboard piece with aluminum foil. Smooth out any wrinkles and secure the aluminium foil to the cardboard with non-toxic glue or tape.

10. Staple the reflector to the outside back of the large box.

11. Place the oven with the box opening up and the reflector facing the sun for maximum heat.

12. Place food to be cooked in the solar oven.

13. Stretch clear plastic wrap across the top of the large box. Secure the plastic with tape around the entire box

cooking time is about twice as long as in a conventional oven. Preheating takes about 30 minutes. Do not use any materials that could give off toxic fumes when heated, such as duct tape or styrofoam. Do not use a solar oven for foods that must reach a high temperature or cook rapidly.

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SUN 2 OCTReD ROCk :: Sunday Sesh-On. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Live rugby from 3.30pm then a huge Irish party! WiNNieS :: Come for the pizza, stay for the party. All live rugby games too! MONTY’S :: The Night Watchmen. LONe STaR :: ABs v Canada 3.30pm then Ireland v Italy 8.30pm. MiNiSTRY :: Live Rugby of course.

MON 3 OCTWORLD BaR :: Live music with Mojo, 10pm. ReD ROCk :: Dave & Sam live at 5pm. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Eamonn at 9pm.

TUe 4 OCTWORLD BaR :: 2 ninja DJs. Check out www.theworldbar.co.nz for tonight’s password. BUFFaLO CLUB :: Topless Tuesday world famous Buff bikini bash! PiG & WhiSTLe :: Charlotte Jones 8-11pm. WiNNieS :: Tattoo Tuesday! LONe STaR :: Cardsharks Poker, reg 9pm.

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PiG & WhiSTLe :: Mark Hamilton at 9pm. WiNNieS :: Tattoo Tuesday! LONe STaR :: Cardsharks Poker rego 9pm.

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WiNNieS :: Wednesday lockdown. Handcuff yourself to a partner in crime! MONTY’S :: Charlotte Jones at 8pm. LONe STaR :: The Ducks after 10pm.

ThU 20 OCTWORLD BaR :: TSMMM brings you the beats. POG MahONe’S :: The Mutz Nutz at 9pm. BUFFaLO CLUB :: Buff Ugly, wet T comp, Queenstown’s naughtiest party. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Calico live at 9pm. WiNNieS :: Doctors & Nurses night! BUNkeR :: New local DJs. MONTY’S :: The Night Watchmen at 8pm. LONe STaR :: Ladies’ Night, free bubbles.

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SaT 22 OCT WORLD BaR :: Hiphop selecta Mr Feet turn-tablelicious. POG MahONe’S :: Live rugby 8pm. Te Pau Paddies at 10pm. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Eamonn & Paul freefall 9pm. WiNNieS :: Oktoberfest! Steins & Bavarian beermaids. Prost! BUNkeR :: DJ J-San, House Retro fusion. MONTY’S :: Rugby!

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LONe STaR :: Rock Night with DJ Wulf 10pm. SkYCiTY CaSiNO :: Jazz Fest lineup: Steve Rice Quartet 7pm. Adam Page 9.30pm, Tyson Smith 11.30pm. R20.

SUN 23 OCTMeMORiaL haLL :: THE BIG GAME. Plus live music/big screen. ticketek.co.nz WORLD BaR :: Rugby final live at 9pm! POG MahONe’S :: Live rugby. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Rugby final 9pm then the Mutz Nutz. WiNNieS :: Rugby final live and loud! MONTY’S :: Rugby final! LONe STaR :: Rugby final live: 5 screens! MiNiSTRY :: Live Rugby THE FINAL.

MON 24 OCTWORLD BaR :: Mojo rocking it from 10pm.

TUe 25 OCTWORLD BaR :: 2 ninja DJs live from 10pm BUFFaLO CLUB :: Topless Tuesday world famous Buff bikini bash! PiG & WhiSTLe :: Charlotte Jones 8-11pm. WiNNieS :: Tattoo Tuesday! LONe STaR :: Cardsharks Poker, rego 9pm.

WeD 26 OCTWORLD BaR :: Shay and Pearly live. POG MahONe’S :: Quiz from 7pm then live music from Calico at 9.30pm. BUFFaLO CLUB :: Ginger Wednesday, gingers need love too! PiG & WhiSTLe :: Dan Da Man live at 9pm. WiNNieS :: Wednesday lockdown. Handcuff yourself to a partner in crime! MONTY’S :: Sam live. LONe STaR :: The Ducks after 10pm.

ThU 27 OCTWORLD BaR :: TSMM live on our decks. POG MahONe’S :: The Mutz Nutz at 9pm.

BUFFaLO CLUB :: Buff Ugly, wet T comp, Queenstown’s naughtiest party. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Charlotte Jones at 8pm. WiNNieS :: Doctors & Nurses night, come and get your medicine! BUNkeR :: New local DJs. MONTY’S :: The Mutz Nutz at 9pm. LONe STaR :: Ladies’ Night, free bubbles.

FRi 28 OCTSTUDiO SaNGha :: Bikram Hot Yoga, 6pm. Koha class for donation to charity. Yoga before beer! WORLD BaR :: 2 live DJs. ReD ROCk :: Rock Night. BUFFaLO CLUB :: Party on the dancefloor with our rockin’ DJs! PiG & WhiSTLe :: Live music at 9pm. WiNNieS :: Wicked DJs and pumping DF! BUNkeR :: Tim Sargeant, sexy house session MONTY’S :: DJ Ben Jamin at 10pm. LONe STaR :: Live music with DJ Just Cause. SkYCiTY CaSiNO :: Groova, 9pm. R20.

SaT 29 OCT WORLD BaR :: Guest DJs from 10pm. POG MahONe’S :: Charlie Gibson at 9.30pm. PiG & WhiSTLe :: Halloween Party! Deadlier Than The Male at 9pm. WiNNieS :: Legendary Halloween Party! BUNkeR :: DJ J-San, House Retro fusion. LONe STaR :: Halloween Party, dress to impress. Rock Night with DJ Wulf 10pm. SkYCiTY CaSiNO :: Craig Allott 9pm. R20.

SUN 30 OCTPiG & WhiSTLe :: Chill Out with Jamie and friends.

MON 31 OCTPiG & WhiSTLe :: Trick or Treat with Calico. WiNNieS :: A little extra Halloween magic.

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DrUm, 12,000BcIt’s a mystery as to what made man first knock on a bone or a gourd with no other intention than to make a nice noise, but thank goodness he did – it is hard to imagine a world without music. evidence of music-making dates back tens of thousands of years, but it is thought the drum was the first instrument to be built, possibly as early as 12,000BC. The earliest tuneable instrument, the stringed harp, was first plucked in modern-day Iraq in around 4,500BC.

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stencil casewAkATIPU HIGH SCHOOL STUDenT zAC IMHOOF DOeSn’T DO THInGS BY HALveS.when zac first mentioned he had some stencils he’d like to show us we thought he had a couple of little graphics he’d been working on. Turns out he’d been a very busy boy.zac has since pulled together a collection of pieces and put them on display at the Front room in

Memorial Street. The final result is a small show called ‘Misjudged’ which is described as a ‘collision of stencils and found materials’.zac started making stencils about 3 years ago, just cutting the dark bits out of magazines and painting them with old black paint found in his garage. “Most of my first pieces were simple things like faces and the occasional African kid with a kFC family pack chicken box.”

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stencil case“I love Banksy’s work but there are already too many Banksy wannabes in the world, so I’m trying to define a style of my own but also similar to a stencil artist called C215.“I’ve always been interested in animals so when I find a cool picture of animals like the giant panda or the leopards I think about how I could make it into a piece of art that every one can see.”

Misjudged is on show at the Front room until mid-October. Drop by for a look if you’re passing.

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Freedom campers are a funny bunch aren’t they? I mean you can stick a rugby

player in Altitude Bar and he’ll make himself at home in the breasts of a blonde,

but stick a campervan in front of Botswana Butchery and they’ve just scored

themselves the best room with a view in town. Completely idle and oblivious, just

in search of their next parking spot they manage to piss off locals, commuters,

Destination Queenstown and the Council. But in their defence - and on the topic

of homemade - these yogurt-weavers on wheels have actually got it sussed when

it comes to getting value for money in Queenstown. If there’s one place on earth

that’s splendid yet created to bleed your pocket dry then I’m afraid we’re living in

it. Consumerism literally swings from the treetops, jumps off cliffs and wets your

lips for $8 a pint after a good $90 worth of shredding. Remember back in the

day when bread machines were all the rage and your mother would answer the

phone in the nicest sweetest voice then as if the wind had changed would snarl and

swear and slam it down? Well growing up, desperate for the latest techno-gadget

or fashion fix and simultaneously spiraling into thousands of dollars worth of debt

through loans and credit cards I can finally relate to why. The economic boom in

the lead up to the millennium sure made for prosperous carefree times, but the toxic

spend culture it also developed means the ongoing global financial crisis (GFC) has

been a hard lesson that money really does make the 21st century world go round.

So when watching Confessions of a Shopaholic is like watching your life flash

before your eyes or the most notable day trip you’ve had outside of Queenstown is

to buy a bumper pack of toilet rolls at The Warehouse, then it’s time to get behind

homemade and the likes of freedom campers, warbirds, old people and NZSki

workers. Without wanting to sound like a total flower-wearing bare-footed fruit-loop

there’s something wonderfully soulwarming about rolling up your sleeves, shunning

the mass produced and getting back to basics. And I’m not just talking about your

Grandma’s strawberry jam or the video-camera set up at the end of your bed,

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Artist John Quigley recreated Leonardo da Vinci’s sketch ‘Vitruvian Man’ using rolls of copper laid out on the Arctic sea ice. John Quigley says: “Climate change is eating into the body of our civilisation. When Leonardo da Vinci did this sketch, it was the Enlightenment, the Renaissance, the dawn of this innovative age that continues to this day, but our use of fossil fuels is threatening that”.This season’s Arctic ice melt has been the second biggest since records began.Greenpeace commissioned the work to highlight the fact that the world’s leaders must take urgent action on climate change.© Nick Cobbing / Greenpeace

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A woman was waiting for a bus. As she tried to get on she became aware her skirt was too tight to get her leg on to the first step. Slightly embarrassed she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t. So she reached behind to unzip it a little more. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large cowboy who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She furiously turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!” The cowboy smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”

An elderly man in Florida had a large pond at the back of his farm. It was great for swimming so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables and some apple trees. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping. He made them aware of his presence and they all rushed to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “we’re not coming out until you leave!” The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator...”...........................................................I woke up this morning and went to the kitchen where my wife was fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. “What are you doing?” I asked her. She said “I’m doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk,” she replied. Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself, “I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock...”

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CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN...the shining (1980)with wife wendy (Shelley Duvall) and psychic son Danny (Danny Lloyd) in tow, frustrated writer Jack Torrance (Jack nicholson) takes a job as the winter caretaker of the ominous, mountain-locked Overlook Hotel so that he can write in peace. Before the Overlook is vacated for the Torrances, the manager (Barry nelson) informs Jack that a previous caretaker went crazy and slaughtered his family. Settling into their routine, Danny cruises through the empty corridors on his Big wheel and plays in the topiary maze with wendy, while Jack sets up shop in a cavernous lounge with strict orders not to be disturbed. Danny’s alter ego “Tony” starts warning of “redrum” as Danny is plagued by more blood-soaked visions of the past and Jack starts visiting the hotel bar for a few visions of his own. Frightened by her husband’s behaviour and Danny’s visit to the forbidding room 237, wendy soon discovers what Jack has really been doing in his study all day and what the hotel has done to Jack. I d

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