Silly Songs

The Wishy Washy Washer Woman Way down in the valley where nobody goes

There’s a wishy washy washer woman washin’ her clothesShe goes (wash motions)She goes (wash motions)She goes (wash motions)She goes (wash motions)That’s how the wishy washy washer woman washes her clothes

Way down in the valley where nobody goesThere’s a wishy washy washer woman dryin’ her clothesShe goes (drying motions)She goes (drying motions)She goes (drying motions)She goes (drying motions)That’s how the wishy washy washer woman dries her clothes

Way down in the valley where nobody goesThere’s a wishy washy washer woman foldin’ her clothesShe goes (folding motions)She goes (folding motions)She goes (folding motions)She goes (folding motions)

That’s how the wishy washy washer woman folds her clothes …pickin’ her nose…

…eatin’ oreos……paintin’ her toes……puttin’ on pantyhose……sayin’ goodbye...

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/wishywashy.htm

My Bonny

My Bonny lies over the oceanMy Bonny lies over the seaMy Bonny lies over the oceanSo bring back my Bonny to meBring backBring backOh, bring back my Bonny to me, to me!Bring backBring backOh, bring back my Bonny to me!

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/mybonny.htm

Little Red Wagon

You can't ride in my little red wagonYou can't ride in my little red wagonFront seat's broken and the axels draggin'Front seat's broken and the axels draggin'

Boo Ah Boo Ah Boo Ah Ah!Boo Ah Boo Ah Boo Ah Ah!

Second verse, same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse!Second verse, same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse!

Third verse, same as the first! A whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!Third verse, same as the first! A whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/littleredwagon.htm

My Name is Joe

HiMy name is JoeI work in a button factoryI have a wife and a dog and a familyOne day, that boss came up to me and said,"Hey, Joe, you busy?"I said,"No."He said,"Push a button with your left hand."...right hand...left foot...right foot...head...left elbow...right elbow...bottom...tongue

"Hey, Joe, you busy?"I said,"YES!“

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/mynameisjoe.htm

The Beaver Song (aka The Beaver Call)

Beaver one, beaver allLet's all do the Beaver Call!Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver two, beaver threeLet's all climb the Beaver Tree!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh Beaver four, beaver five

Let's all do the Beaver Jive! Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh Beaver six, beaver seven

Let's all go to Beaver Heaven! Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh Beaver eight, beaver nine

STOP!(it's Beaver Time)!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/thebeaversong.htm

Baby Shark

Baby sharkDo do do doBaby sharkDo do do doBaby sharkDo do do doBaby shark Mommy sharkDo do do doMommy sharkDo do do doMommy sharkDo do do doMommy shark

…daddy shark……grandma shark……going swimming……see a shark……swimming fast……lose a leg……lose the other leg……lose my head – Ahhhhh!

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/babyshark.htm

Pizza Hut

Pizza HutPizza HutKentucky Fried ChickenAnd a Pizza HutMcDonaldsMcDonaldsKentucky Fried ChickenAnd a Pizza Hut Jumbo jetJumbo jetMini mini miniAnd a jumbo jetConcordeConcordeMini mini miniAnd a jumbo jet Stop and ShopStop and ShopBig K-MartAnd a Stop and ShopOld NavyOld NavyBig K-MartAnd a Stop and Shop

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/pizzahut.htm

Fish and Chips and Vinegar

Fish and Chips and VinegarVinegarVinegarFish and chips and vinegarPepper pepper pepper salt!

Don’t throw your trash in my backyardMy backyardMy backyardDon’t throw your trash in my backyardMy backyard’s full

One bottle topTwo bottle topThree bottle topFour bottle topFive bottle topSix bottle topSeven bottle top

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/fishandchips.htm

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo FooHoppin' through the forrestScoopin' up the field miceAnd boppin' 'em on the head.Down came the good fairy and she said,"Little Bunny Foo FooI don't wanna see youScoopin' up the field miceAnd boppin' 'em on the head"

"I'll give you 3 more chances and then I'll turn you into a goon!"

"I'll give you 2 more chances and then I'll turn you into a goon!"

"I'll give you 1 more chance and then I'll turn you into a goon!"

"That's it, poof! You're a goon!" The moral of this story is:

Hare today, Goon tomorrow!

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/littlebunnyfoofoo.htm

Great Green Gobs

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gofer gutsMutilated monkeyItty bitty birdie feetA great big bowl of all purpose porpoise pussAnd me without a spoonMe without a spoonMe without a spoonA great big bowl of all purpose porpoise pussAnd me without a spoonBut I brought my straw

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/greatgreengobs.htm

Froggy

FroggyDogDogDog catDog catDog cat mouseDog cat mouseFroggy!Froggy!Itsy bitsy teeny weenie tiny little froggieItsy bitsy teeny weenie tiny little froggieJump froggie, jump little froggieJump froggie, jump little froggieGobble all up the little worms and spidersGobble all up the little worms and spidersFleas and flies are scrumdiddlyisciousFleas and flies are scrumdiddlyisciousRibbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croakRibbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croak

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/froggy.htm

Boom Chicka Boom

A boom chicka boom!A boom chicka boom!I said, a boom chicka boom!I said, a boom chicka boom!I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom!I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom!Uh Huh!Uh huh!All right!All right!One more time...One more time......Baby style!...Austin Powers style!...sleepy style!...robot style!...Taco Bell style!...Etc!

(Website coming soon)

Baby Bumblebee

I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee.Won't my mama be so proud of me?I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee -Ouch! It stung me!

I'm mashin' up a baby bumblebee.Won't my mama be so proud of me?I'm mashin' up a baby bumblebee -

Yuck! It's all messy! I'm lickin' up a baby bumblebee.

Won't my mama be so proud of me?I'm mashin' up a baby bumblebee -

Ugh! I don't feel so good! I'm throwin' up a baby bumblebee.

Won't my mama be so proud of me?I'm throwin' up a baby bumblebee -

Wow! I made a huge mess! I'm moppin' up a baby bumblebee.

Won't my mama be so proud of me?I'm moppin' up a baby bumblebee...

Etc.

Down by the Bay

Down by the bayWhere the watermelons growBack to my homeI dare not goFor if I doMy mother will say,"Did you ever see a (insert rhyme here)?"

Oh!Down by the bay!

Possible Rhymes:A cow who can bow?A dog with a blog?Some pants that can dance?A bear with no hair?and you finish withA song that went to long?!?

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/downbythebay.htm

The Beaver Call

I'm a beaver,you're a beaver,we are beavers alland when we get together,we do the beaver call!(Make a-ok signs and put them over your eyes upside down)nah na na na na nanana nah nah na na nahna nahnananananana na an na an na.

http://www.greenghoulie.com/games/songs/video/thebeavercall.htm