Something Silly
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Hello
This is Swizec
Swizec can't talk today because his tonsils think they are little gerbils bent on world
domination
They started with his throat
But I think he's just shy
So there will only be slides
Note how pretty they are
Lots of whitespace
Big letters
Very web2.0
Designers like that
I love it
But Swizec wanted to show you something
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Annoyance
User tweets ratio
Average length of single-type tweet stream
Tweet countLevel of
interaction with user
Ratio of automated tweets
Unit of time
He says it's an equassuhn that tells
how annoying someone is on Twitter
He thinks it's fascuhnating
But I think it's boring
He says it will be a feature in
Twitulater very soon
Whatever that is ...
He wanted me to say develuhpment is slow
because life gets in the way
And something about needing some funds ...
But I think he's just lazy and spends too much time drinking
with people
Like this Wednesday
Or today
I think you're a beautiful audience
Especuhlly you in that t-shirt
Yes you, you know who you
are
I'm tired now
Need nap