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-Ryan Daley

Something around in the bulimia drink tells me we haven’t run out.

Bulimia is covered by soda, which has a hand in it.

Spilled soda on the carpet can’t honestly be vacuumed and renewed.

Soda spilled in your heart can help to trim the waistline and return blood vessels to youthful splendor. It can vaporize your doubts.

Police carry a two liter in their trunk because soda has a threatening place in the hearts of children: Don’t do that or you won’t get Free Six Flags Passes!

And the kids, especially mine, would never use soda to clean blood off the driveway. They’d get an adult first.

R. Kelly peed an entire generation’s grief and called it soda onto his new unsuspected video upload, Angina, named after the disease that took five execs last year.

Soda may destroy reconstructive makeover. So you think you can turn back the clock and drink soda?

Setting a tooth in soda for several hours will bleach the tooth, a bone in your mouth that might choke you later when you’re so oblivious.

I use this method to clean the body parts I have removed. Like what you choked in my heart?

“Why don’t you use whitening strips?” “Because I don’t want my teeth whiter than my eyes.”

Whiteness in your teeth is achieved by soda, light salads containing many leafy greens, plus soda.

“Where I come from they call it genocide.”

Where I come from they call it a manhood test.

Pouring soda on your chest opens up your nasal passages and returns flavor to your mouth. What a man excuse.

Many cinematic participants were thought to have resumed soda ad placement.

My thought that the two liter would be fastened to a stick and this stick lifted by a capable person and to see how many sodas you could lift was the test, and from this we could determine who would go get the pandas was ill-advised.

Filling the trombone with soda I mowed down the entire clarinet section.

When the person resumes placing the soda they drink it and belch.

Weightlifting is really bad for your ability to criticize yourself.

Original soda distributors worried that clients would recoil from the belch factor of soda. In fact, we have since made contests out of belches.

Soda is Cocaine’s dad.

Dante Argento consumes soda, and many others find it cultish and classic too but recognize that it appears somewhat dated despite the great cinematography and tension-building.

“I will return you one soda if you spare my life,” has been heard many times around the world staring at the business end of enjoyment and youth.

In the enclave of urban professionals across the Hudson from New York, soda is headquartered. Everyone works there. No one complains under threat of sincere repercussions. Those who leave don’t return.

Enjoy the free products and whitening benefits as the ebullient side effects of a rabid fascination with soda drinking.

Hard to believe nobody is an avowed slacker, drinking soda out the side of his or her mouth. Cool indicators.

Don’t care how the can is placed. The less feeling behind the gesture, the cooler.

If you oh ah in my ear about soda I’m going to challenge you to a belch-off. How is it you so facilely pull my away from my shyness?

Most popular music is actually about soda, she says into my ear. I love her, but only as merely another soda drinker. I mean, you have friends, then you have people you drink soda with. As a group it’s fun but you don’t have much in common. Like, you couldn’t be in a room with them if you both were naked and an emergency happened.

Soda fuck me where the pants is.

Urban legends around soda: Soda attracts bears, one time my friend went camping. His friend and he both knew a girl who liked to use frozen hotdogs. The hotdog broke off in her soda! EEEEEW.

A few months later, baby cockroaches came out of her soda. And a scorpion. This little guy was white as porcelain.

“Could it have been the soda that made bugs come out of her tongue?”

Soda’s long-term side effects: parching, drooling, piracy, compulsive vacuuming, clutter reduction, hearing things, dizziness, and impatience.

“I hear something in the soda tonight.” But before you order, the soda comes from syrup that they get from faeries, then I take my foot off your neck and you stop drowning.

Even artificial components like Velcro can’t stop being seduced by the charming community that soda induces.

“You just want to hug whoever’s next to you and pray the altimeter is wrong.”

Dry flaky substance on the rim of what I’m about to drink. Don’t drink that. Why not? Because it’ll make your mouth flaky like a snowman. Considering it further, I’m glad the dog has my back.

On their faces, looks of putrid stupefaction.

Pilots are the little gray spots with guns so they can save the world from Communist soda companies.

She left me for her brother’s soda. Which I felt was premature. When soda matures, it turns a deep green stank, like split peas, and runs down her nose in the most beautiful of streaming live.

“I guess you’ve cleaned me out of soda.” She rolls over and faces me. “I’m really glad we decided not to bump uglies.”

My groin area becomes wet within hours after taking a shower. I wear a washcloth tucked around my testicles and into my groin to absorb the moisture. It broke off in my soda and I think I accidentally drank most of it.

Soda, I’ve never accomplished so much with someone I loved. Mtn. Dew is strong but you’ve got the BRAINS! How sexy.

Many ex-smokers report that soda with lemon reproduces a mouthfeel similar to cigarettes. Others have reported being hooked on beer.

I was telling the cashier, “thanks a lot for the big dump you took on top of all I’ve ever conceived as soda.” He just winked.

Celebrities have odd requests. Some request even soda be kept at a lower temperature than you would and VX nerve solutions. VX hosts usually keep celebrities at a distance, fearing they might become tyrants.

I’m worried you think of me as someone you drink soda with.

Shot of two kids in tuxedos at a prom: The party’s fun until some prankster pours soda into the methyl isocyanate.

Unlike old fashioned poisons, soda is easy on the tongue, and easier to deliver. Just put some red on your shirt and tell everyone “I serve soda.”