The Snake GameMy version

If it doesn't rain,

I will go to the beach.

If I go to the beach,

I will meet a devil.

Can you make a contract with me?

I’ts a joke? Where is the camera?

Eh... Yes?

If I meet a devil,

I will do a contract with him.

If I do a contract With him,

I will lose my soul.

If I lose my soul, I will transform in immortal monster.

If I transform in immortal monster,

I will kill the politicians.

If I kill the politicians,I will kill the fascists.

If I kill the fascists, The war in the world will

finishes.

If the war in the world finishes,

we will begin the war in supermarkets for half price

food.

But the war in the supermarket is funnier than this...

If we begin the war in supermarkets for half price food, everybody will learns

to fight.

If everybody learns to fight,

The devil will comes back.

If the devil comes back,

I will hit him.

If I hit him, the world will be happy without him.

If the world be happy without him,

This will be a happy end.