SMILE AGAIN
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TIME TO SMILE AGAIN
F L A T T E R Y
AN INSULT GIFT WRAPPED
A WEDDING RING
THE SMALLEST HANDCUFFS IN THE WORLD
STEWARDESS
A PRETTY GAL WHO ASKS
YOU WHAT YOU WANT, THEN
STRAPS YOU IN SO YOU CAN’T
GET IT.
A D U L T
A PERSON WHO HAS STOPPED
GROWING AT BOTH ENDS AND
IS NOW GROWING IN THE MIDDLE.
A N T I Q U E
AN ITEM YOUR GRANDPARENTS
BOUGHT, YOUR PARENTS GOT
RID OF, AND YOU’RE BUYING
AGAIN.
K I S S I N G
A MEANS OF GETTING TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE TOGETHER THAT THEY CAN’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH EACH OTHER.
C O U R T E S Y
THE ART OF YAWNING
WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.
W R I N K L E S
SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE HAVE, YOU HAVE CHARACTER LINES.
S U I C I D E
JUMPING TO A CONCLUSION
M O N O L O G U E
A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO PERSONS SUCH AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.
L E C T U R E
AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTSWITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.
H U S B A N D
A PERSON WHO GIVES UP PRIVILEGES HE NEVER REALIZED HE HAD.
M I S T R E S S
SOMETHING BETWEEN A MISTER AND A MATTRESS
WINDOW DRESSING
A GIRL WHO DOESN’T PULL DOWN THE SHADES.
DID YOU SMILE
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