Successful Managersmay not always work

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Agenda

This presentation is a satire on various types of managers

who survive regardless of all they cause to fail.

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Strategy Manager

A strategy manager proves superb changes even when

nothing changes.

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Quality Conscious Manager

A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If

required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that

attracts 99% sales!

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General Manager

General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new

suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new

acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows.

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Corridor manager

A corridor manager provides feedback only when another

person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person.

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Pre-sales Manager

A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers'

pay.

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Operations Manager

An operations manager cares for windows its services

regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable.

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Manager’s Manager

The difference between a manager and a manager’s

manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks

assigned to those plans.

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Caring Manager

A caring manager specializes in proving the system right,

and declaring the right person wrong.

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Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!!

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