SLOVENE JOKESSLOVENE JOKES

1.Why should you be careful opening

an umbrella in Ljubljana?

You might take someone's eye out

in Maribor.

2. Why don't Slovenes need mobile phones?

They can yodle from

one end of the country to the other.

3. How do Slovenes change gears?

First, second, BORDER!

4. Why shouldn't you jump into a swimming pool in Slovenia?

You'll splash someone in Italy.

5. What's the shortest joke in the world?

A couple were walking along the Slovene coast …

JOKES ABOUT IRISH

1. How did Irish dancing originate?

TOO MUCH DRINK AND NOT ENOUGH TOILETS.

2. What is long & green & has a low I.Q.?

ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE

3. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s day?

A REGULAR ROCKS ARE TOO HEAVY.

4. What is the best thing that ever happened between

England and Ireland?

THE IRISH SEA

5. What is Irish diplomacy?

It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to

making the trip.

6. Why do they make Irishman jokes so simple?

SO ENGLISHMEN CAN UNDERSTAND THEM!