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Snugs Develop In University's ljindsca[M> Plan

ByMAK( (;<>l.l)STKIN Plans to landscape and resurface

36th and .'!7th Streets, proposed last year by the Office of Planning and Design, will not be acted on in the foreseeable future, Planning and Design Director Arthur Kreedman said Monday.

Schematic designs for the land- scaping project were drawn by the architectural firm of Collins, DuTot and Associates after the Development Commission report of January 1973 recommended landscaping as part of a program to upgrade the visual environment of the University campus.

The project was thought to be on the horizon last March when the University closed 37th Street to traffic and installed metal barrier-poles in the street to block off all but essential vehicular traffic.

At the time University planning spokesman said the concept of an "internally-oriented" campus was the ultimate goal, and added the land- scaped walkways of 36th and 37th Street would eventually extend from Spruce Street to the University City Science Center.

Plans for the streets included a brick pavement similar to Locust Walk, Parisian-style kiosks for ad- vertisements, sidewalk cafes, rest areas, and newly-planted shrubs, trees, and flowers.

The project has been sidetracked, Kreedman said, due to increased projected costs and its relatively low position among Development Com- mission priorities. The plan was re\ icwed last January by the Com- mittee on Visual Environment and submitted to Vice-Provost John Hobsletter for entrance into the Campus Development Plan.

LNrVKRSITY COUNCIL Wednesday discussed issues Committee Chairman Philip DeLacy, \ice-President fur ranging from changes in its bylaws to University plans for Management Paul Caddis, and Faculty of Arts and Science! the Bicentennial. Council members (I to rl are Steering Dean Vartan Gregorian.

Council Amends Bylaws to Place More Students on U. Committees

By MARTIN SIF.GEI. The University Council approved

Changes in its bylaws which would add one student to the University Budget Committee and provide for an additional graduate student on the Steering Committee.

Council also approved a motion to reorganize its faculty constituencies in response to the newly-formed Faculty of Arts and Sciences.

The final motion on the student Budget Committee member was

offered as a substitute amendment The original resolution, proposed b) undergraduate Council members, called for the election of an additional student, "either graduate or un- dergraduate depending upon the yearly rotation procedure worked out between the undergraduate and graduate student University Council members "

The approved proposal added "The two students of the same status in any given year shall each have one-half

Koch Delicatessen Faces Eviction; Must Move by End of November

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THE KOCHS Evicted

By JANET NOVACK Sidney and Frances Koch,

proprietors of Koch's Take Out Shop, said Wednesday their landlord has given them until November 31 to vacate the 4309 LoCUSt Street shop where they've sold deli food for nearly nine years.

Charging landlord Leon Huchajian is "just actually putting us out on the street," Sidney Koch said that he "has to have more" time to find and equip a new store. The Koches were notified July 31 their lease would not be renewed and they spent all of August Unsuccessfully searching for a new location.

Hill Josem, a spokesman for the Penn Consumer Board, said Wed- nesday that while "legally" Buchajian has the right to refuse to renew the Koch's lease. "It seems unfair to force a business to move when it has built up such good w ill and has in no way violated any of the terms of its lease agreement." Josem said the "entire community must implore the landlord to allow Koch's to stay." and revealed that the board is "considering some form of student protest."

The Koches Bay they've been in- formed another tenant willoccup) the

building on December 1. but have been given no reason for Buchajian's decision. Sidney Koch said he and his wife "had a friendly personal re- lationship" with Buchajian until an incident eight months ago.

At the time, Koch said, Buchajian refused to repair a broken soil pipe and would not let the Koches repair it themselves. "For nine years he has never spent five cents on this place." Koch said, adding they had always willingly paid for such work.

Frances Koch said that after she threatened to report Buchajian to the city Licenses and Inspections I icpartmcnt. "he spoke horribly to me on the phone" using "foul language' " She said she believes Buchajian is ousting her and her husband "to spite me."

The Koches' lease states that if at any time during the contract's duration Buchajian should decide to sell the property, the tenants will be offered it first. Sidney Koch speculated that Buchajian may have already sold the building or have plans to dispose of it as soon as their lease is up.

Koch asserted he has "a witness :o the fact he i Buchajian i agreed to sell me the building for $i!i.ooo about two- and-a-half years ago.

vote." Student representation an the Budget Committee will now be in- creased to three members, but will still have only two votes

'Diechange in the bylaws pertaining to the Steering Committee calls for the splitting of present graduate school constituencies into graduate- professional and graduate art and sciences constituiencies. Bach of the three student members on the com- mittee will have one vote.

Steeling Committee chairman Philip Del<acy said the change in the faculty constituencies was necessitated by the new Faculty of Arts and Sciences structure. FAS will now be allowed ten representatives. incorporating seven currently existing representatives from the College, one from the Craduate school HI Arts ;incl Sciences, and two of the Wharton Schools four represen- tatives. The amendment was ap- proved without debate.

In other business. Vlce-Presidenl for Management Paul Caddis told Council the University's Bicentennial Committee has raised $225,(10(1 from federal, slate, local and private sources He laid the committee "is off to a good Start," but would eventually tiiilx- to raise $0(MI.(M)0-$liOO.OOO.

Gaddis noted the "most important criteria" for deciding on University Bicentennial programs was "that they not draw upon University financial resources

Gaddis said the committee has alread) approved 22 projects of a

scholar!) or educational nature" as well as close t0 SO athletic and recreational events These events will me hide tin- 1976 NCAA track and field finals and possibly the1 Olympic trials. Gaddis explained

FAS dean and committee co- chairman Vartan Gregorian said ■

major" news conference will be held In November to announce "more formalized plans" for University participation in the Bicentennial,

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Prosecutor Jaworski Says Trial Evidence Will Show Nixon Guilty

B) United Press International WASHINGTON Special

Prosecutor Leon Jaworski said Wednesda) thai evidence in the Watergate cover-up trial will establish the guilt ol Richard M Nixon in the conspirac) just as though he bad entered a guilts plea.

Jaworski'a former top assistant. Philij) A. Lacovara, agreed with that assessment and also voiced another strong objection to President Ford's pardon of bis predecessor.

John w Dean ill testified Wed- nesday that Richard M Nixon's closest aides - John N Mitchell. II It Haldeman and John D Ehrllchman were involved in a consuming flurry of cover-up activit) after the Water- gate break-in.

Chief trial plosec uloi James i- Seal chronological!) led Dean, Nixon's former counsel and the government's lead-off witness, through the meetings surrounding the June 17, 1972, break-in it was ex- pected the subpoenaed White House tape ol Dean's Sept 15, 1972 con- versation with Nixon would lie played Thursda) afternoon in historic Courtroom drama

Dean testified that: -At a June 19, 1972 meeting, he

reported to Mitchell, Mardian and former Deputj Campaign Directoi Jeb Stuart Magruder, who also is in prison, that Ehrllchman had taken charge of matters at the White House' "

What mailers Neal asked 'Determining what bad happened

and how to deal with it," Dean replied, adding that Mitchell had replied to Ins report With an ex- pressionless. off-the c off remark,

'Isn't thai wonderful \t .. meeting with Ehrlichtiien

June ". Ehrllchman suggested that Dean shred" some bogus state I icpartment i ables about the Vietnam Wai and ■ psychiatric profile of Pentagon Papers defendant Daniel I llslieii'. and "deep-SiX" electronic equipment, all of which had been found in the White House safe of F. Howard Hunt Jr , also convicted in the oi iginal trial

What do yOU mean, deep-six"'" I lean said he asked

Well, John, you drive si rose the Potomac on the way home Just throw those in the river, Dean said Ehrlichman replied

Well, John, you drive across the i ivei . lOO, MI I'll bring It over to Mill,' i lean said he replied

-He phoned Herbert w Kalmbadtt, Nixon's former personal lawyer and. ■ fund-raiser, and now in prison, on June 28th, and said he was calling at the request of Mitchell, Haldeman and Ehrllchman to raise mone) to 'honoi commitments" to the Watel

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Jawoi ski who is leaving the post of Spei ial Watergate- Prosecutor next

to resume law practice in Hoii ion, said in an Interview with the Wall Stieet Journal

The evidence will show he's Nixon I guilty, just as much as u

gUilt) pleas "

While indicating he had no quarrel with F old s dei lsimi to I ieai Nixon in advance ol any Watergate-connected crimes, Jaworski said acceptance of the pardon was anothei indication of the former president's guilt

Unions Seek to Alter Maintenance Affiliation

B) JOHN DANISZEWSKT A spokesman for the University's

dining and library workers revealed Wednesda) members of then respective unions arc active!) engaged' in an effort to reoi ganlzc the University maintenani • woi 111

Howard Deck, president of the librar) workers local, said the effort to affiliate the maintenance workers with the national AFL-CIO would result in a "strengthening of the positions" for each of the three groups in relation to the Universit)

James Rlggins, president of the' dining workers' union had denied Tuesda) thai an) such effort was underwa) Deck said Wednesda) he was speaking with Biggin's knowledge and approval

Meanwhile, an officer of the current maintenance workers union has

id the dining and llbi ai > workers of "subverting his union ■ membership and failing to work through the leadership

Charles King, financial ■ ■ n lai i fui the maintenance workers Die.ii .:;. an independent union, said last week the organizers were hai a and upsetting members ol his union

The maintenance workers union.

which draws its membership from Buildings and Grounds employees, n. the largest single bargaining unit on campus with about 4IMI members.

Unlike the maintenance workers, Irntli the- dining and binary workers are national!) affiliated and maintain informal lies with each other In past yeai if cither the dining or hbrar> workers went on strike-, the other union would strike-, concurrently. IYI umably, a national!) affilliateQ maintenance workers union would

a dining e.r librar) workers strike

Dei k, explaining tin- effort to inize 11«- maintenance workers

aid his organization had recentl] been approached b) members of

union who i laimed Dual 31 1 ntinued •»■ pogi i

i ORRECTION \n article in yesterds) 'i paper

me on ectl) Idenl Ifled I laniel pi •• ide-nt of the l'nivi-r-

Building! and '.rounds em- union Hie person In

question was Chai lea King 11>» ■ ■ lal sea etar) 1 he

Dail) Pennsylvanlan regrets the • ii'-

University Economists Forsee Gloomy Picture on Local, World Scene The World...

B) PETER GRANT The world economic situation is "on its way down, but it is

going to start up pretty soon." University economist Lawrence Klein said Monday.

He predicted world inflationary pressures will begin subsiding as countries learn how to employ anti-inflationary policies.

Klein's prediction is the latest international economic forecast b\ Project Link, a Wharton-based forecasting system which has enabled economists to successfully predict the effects of a wide range of international economic events.

(Her the years it has become increasingly obvious that the world's countries have economies which are in- terlinked." Klein said. "What I .ink does is assimilate all the world economic information into a rational model."

The model then combines world economic data, the predictions of leading economists, and computers to wage war against what Klein calls "irrational economic planning Plausible solutions from this world system can be obtained." he said.

Klein, who is one of the project's founders, pointed out the forecast was put to the test immediately after its birth in 1968 b) an merca.singl> dynamic" international economic situation Tin- suspension of official gold trading, the import surcharge, and the devaluation of the dollar were pret Isel) the kinds of situations for which Link was original!)

- id." he said. Recentl) Link was used to predict the effects of the Arab

i ni Embargo Wading through monetar) . fist al, and tax data provided b) "the I" most talented economists in the world." Klein said Link predicted last year - fuel crisis long before the lines began forming at the filling stations

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Kord began his campaign swing in Missouri,Stopped in South Dakota to promote the candidacy of a Vietnam veteran opposing Sen. George S. McGovern and scheduled additional stops in Lincoln, Neb., and In- dianapolis.

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Shut Leaden Health Stirs Western Fears

LONDON'UPI i-Heports that the health of both Chinese Chairman Mao Tsc- lung and Premier (,'hou En-Lai is lading lias stirred fears that the death o| the two kej leaders could result in a significant hardening of Peking's policy toward the west.

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Congress Overrides Ford Railroad Veto

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Local Picture (Continued from Page I)

Philadelphia's suburbs will do better than the city in 1975 although the outlook is still bleak, Glickman said. Employment will fall 0.45 per cent in the suburbs, less than the city's 0.73 per cent drop. Total personal income will increase 10 per cent-three per cent higher than the Philadelphia rate.

Gllckman said he believes 1'resident Ford's economic proposals will do little to help the region. He said the Public Employment Act, "if passed, might increase employment in Philadelphia by seven to ten thousand, which is not very significant, but is a help."

Ford's program contains "nothing

that's verv dramatic." Glickman said." He's talking about playing around with $a billion is an economy of well over a trillion dollars. The net impact can't be very much. It's a very- regressive policy."

(Uicknian's report, the only econometric forecast in this country prepared for a particular region, is issued three times a year. The report goes "to a number of government, business and non-profit subscribers" who finance the project, he explained. Data for the forecast is researched in co-operation with Benjamin Franklin l'rofessor of Kconomics l.awrenee Klein, who prepares the Wharton School's national econometric prediction.

World Picture ("Continued from Page 1)

Begun as a study of the trade and transmission mechanism among main industrial market economies. Link was soon extended to developing and socialist economies. Despite changes continually made in the in- dividual models, the original general research strategy still stands and produces results far in excess of our

original hopes or aspirations," Klein said.

Link's staff has been trying to in-

corporate more countries in the system, Klein said, but they've run into problems because some countries lack a domestic monetary sector. "A direct consequence of this continuing international research association is that the participating countries must develop these interesting necessary sectors for their models," Klein said.

"We are learning," he added, "that cooperative research is possible and rewarding on an international scale."

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7/" Dogs /?w/2 Free... i- rom the most unreliable ol sources it has been reported to

mc that ['resident Ford is spurred in man) ol his policy decisions by blinding visions In the night. On a windy Satur- daj night In September he saw, riding the white BtalUon of

ousness, a man who, nol surprisingly, looked like the ex president And so, on Sunday on ins way to church, he de- i ided to issue ■> pardon.

It has also been ; ted to me

that the other night when he donned his PJ's ind drifted awaj

into sleep, the Presidenl had a more vivid and

pe i i a c u I a r dream He himself

imed the re nl a saint,

with .i golden foot- ball helmet and a il ii ii ii I e • edged

word Before him ; a dragon,

thing violent ol flame, a

terrlbl) obese in- Flationar) mon-

St Jei i) took a wipe at the

on with Ins rd, «1111 the

thai presum- abl) would cut federal spending He nicked the toe- hail -I the inciii- tei who Btag- . red, regained

Ins balance, and pit out vile sparks

ol fur) St. Jerry : hi sword for

i econd blow, In- tended, presum- abl). in add a five per cenl surtax to all semi-affluent mi omes, but, in a unified ban- from Capitol Hill, a host of pin- itnped angels came. Bulging democratic hallelujahs, to catch the sword in mid-flight. Who could think uf being so foolish as to Strike such a blow on the event an election'1

Natural!). the President awoke bleary-eyed and confused, but, .is he lapped an extra English muffin into the toaster, he decided to go ahead with the surtax proposal anyway.

Bui I .mi worried about our President. He dreams too much, oi maybe he eats too man) English muffins. Below his bed, so i am told, sleeps a doc wim might just be able to bite

' that inflationary monster Hut the President, who has never been left short for cliches, has always said that it is better to lei sleeping dogs lie And so, with razor-sharp and .i visciousgrowl, the dog lies chained to the lYesidential bed- pi '

Who might this doi; be, I asked of m\ sources. Apparently he is known b) a number of names, hut lie prefers to IK- called ll'. short for [.egallized Pot, a nickname attributed to him by a i oup .'i i raiy hippies In 1989.

What can I Pdo to bite the legs off inflation Most obvious- l> he detests the simian thai is i hanted so often In Washing- ton, i ii k inflation,'' because to him it conjures up Images of kissing your worst enem) He la meaner than that, but in the shadow of the Presidential bed. lie remains chained

rhere is no one who thinks thai he is the Messiah for a crumbling economy, but he is ■• clever little pooch, and he

By Peter Oliver has a special wa) ol adding a substantial revenue to the government purse

Most politicians are unduly frightened by him. It is not so much that he represents a genuine health hazard, because there are man) legal drugs that are just as poisonous as he. He senses that politicians are more frightened by the pros- pect of finally giving m to a culture that pot was a symbol for,

after spending such an inordinate amount of energy trying to suppress that culture.

Hut I.P yowls, stirs, and is impat- ient to be let loose. He is knowledge- able. He knows th.it his society has an urge to get high, regardless of legality. One of his most hated count- erparts. Pro- hibition, was an awful animal that proved nothing except that it is important to most of the people of this country to have some sort of drug-induced escape to help them through their lives.

So I.P can make sure of one thing: legalized pot may- increase the n II m b e r of smokers, though he doubts it very much, but surely the number of criminal smokers will be reduced to nothing. He hates seeing anyone getting involved

w ith more dangerous drugs, but he must sigh a deep moaning breath when he sees marijuana traficking with that horde of other drugs: speed, heroin, high-powered hallucinogens, and man) others which he simply can't pronounce.

So, if the President finally shows compassion for that im- prisoned canine he may be able to accomplish two things. First, he can tax pot in the same way that liquor is taxed, creating a considerable source of new revenue. And second, to mend I.P's bleeding heart, he may keep people from getting into mure serious drugs.

Ah. but poorLP. M> sources tell me that he is looking thin- ner and more haggard, and that he hangs his head in a dejected way livery now and than a sympathetic politician will bring him a stale (iainsburger, but the sad truth is that I.P ma) well die before anyone cuts his chain and sets him free ' _^_____

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Letters to the Editor Undergraduate Assembly Elections a Poorly Done Operation

()n Monday, elections for Under- graduate Assembly were held. For various reasons I felt I could not responsibly cast a vote because I wasn't amply prepared to decide which candidate best coincided with my views on issues within the context of university life.

Towards the end of last week a dozen or so names were thrown at me, "Vote for me, I'm for change!" or "my name is and I'm running for Undergraduate Assembly." Of course, there was the usual pre- election posters which presented the freshman class with a name and a few words which told nothing about the candidate's views on issues con- cerning the University, or anything for that matter.

Then on Monday the Daily Penn- sylvanian ran a section on the election with a few choice words from most of the candidates. I noticed that some candidates didn't even bother to say anything in the DP. Regardless, the quotes said nothing more than the iLsual political rhetoric, "I will listen to the students and respond to their needs" or "I have previous high

Guarding Our Bikes Bicycles are becoming a much

more popular form of transportation. At Perm, a number of students find it convenient, practical and cheap to use bikes on-campus.

There is a problem, however - bicycle thefts! In order to foil the would-be bicycle "borrowers," owners attempt to tie their bikes down with solid chains and locks, carry one wheel into class, and at times even* take an entire bicycle into class. Despite these drastic maneuvers, which quite obviously everyone does not indulge in, there are a con- siderable number of bicycle thefts.

In order to encourage this cheap and certainly rather practical form of transportation, I feel it would be useful to erect a "bicycle-shed" somewhere centrally located on campus. In this covered shed, the University should have a sufficient number of bicycle racks and then hire a student security guard to watch over the bicycles from 8 A.M. to 12 midnight.

In this way, bicycles would be en- couraged, students would be less distracted in class or in the library, a couple or so needy students would get part-time employment as guards, and the University would win praise all round!

7.0HAIR IIL'SAIN GSAS

school experience in student govern- ment." This is about as absurd as a gubernatorial candidate telling us he has a "New Uutlook for Penn- sylvania." We're tired of listening to cliches, but rather, we want the candidates to speak to the issues.

In short. 1 didn't cast a vote 1 or four votes, as it wasi because I diun't happen to know any of the candidates from a class of 1900 1 students on a personal basis. The elections com- mittee simply did not give a proper presentation of the candidates for Undergraduate Assembly.

The second question that came to mind was, "What the hell is the Un- dergraduate Assembly?" The fresh- man class was never told on a formal basis what the Assembly involved. From what I understand the Assembly has quite a bit of power to provide service and activities and to finance research. The Assembly speaks out on issues concerning the university community instead of merely planning activities as many freshmen might assume looking back on their high school student govern- ments. As the book/nlro to Penn puts it, "This is the first time that the students have a representative body, speaking on substantive issues and

backed by research." Wednesday night I plan to go to

McClcllan Hall and hear what the candidates, who remain from the first-round elections, have to say- about University policy and issues in the University community. Then I will decide and cast my vote. It is possible that the Undergraduate Assembly has little power and that my vote will be an exercise in futility. Perhaps the University exaggerating the power of student government at Pennsylvania, but at least my vote will be counted

It is imperative, I -feel, that next year's elections be run in a more efficient manner. All the candidates must be given full write-ups in the Daily Pennsylvanian as well as ad- dressing all those interested in under- graduate politics. This way freshmen can become acquainted with the issues facing the University as well as finding out exactly what the Under- graduate Assembly is all about. The Assembly will become a more vital body if more people are aware of its existence and potentialities. I urge that next year we don't wait till over half of the candidates are eliminated. and then discuss the issues pertinent to the freshmen class.

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D.O.T. Weekends Open With Soviet Economist

By CAROL HL'TCHINSON For the first time since 1973. University students will have an opportunity to

spend a weekend away from campus with a faculty member and his family through the Dialogue on Thought (D.O.T.) program.

A dozen students randomly selected from applications submitted by this Friday will be able to talk with professors and explore the rural surroundings of the New Bolton Center, the Veterinary School's research center in suburban Kenneth Square.

"There is no formal planning for any weekend," Iinda Siderius, a Nursing senior wh" has been instrumental in reviving the program, said recently. "It's

just basically an opportunity for a

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Council (Continued from Page I)

Gregorian told Council the University, along with ten other area universities and colleges, has formed a consortium to establish some "co- ordination and collaboration" on Bicentennial planning. He said the Penn Mutual Building in downtown Philadelphia will house a 14-16 month consortium exhibition.

University President Martin Meyerson told Council there was a "certain amount of financial gloom" at last week's meeting of Ivy league presidents in New York. He said although he "could suggest nothing to alleviate that gloom," the period of "slow growth" may "offer an op- portunity to discuss the values of specific items."

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"failed to represent" the best in- terests of its membership.

Deck said maintenance employees interested in reorganizing their union with a national affiliation were being asked to sign "designee cards." When 30 per cent of the membership have signed such cards, he said, the National Labor Relations Board requires an election be held to determine who will represent the maintenance workers to the University.

student to get to know a professor and his family.

"There's no pressure for direct contact with the professor at all. That's entirely up to the student. You can eat, sleep, hike, sing, play guitars-anything you want to do. It's one of the only chances that a fresh- man has to get to know professor outside one of the housing projects."

Visiting Russian economist Dr. Aron Katsenelinboigen will head the November 15-17 weekend. Kat- senelinboigen left the U.S.S.R. last year with plans to emigrate to Israel, but continued instead to the U.S. He is spending the year at the University, teaching undergraduate economics courses and writing a book on Soviet economics. I-ater participants will include director of freshman English Donald Graham, (October 25-27), and Psychology Professor Paul Rozin i November 1-3).

Siderius and two other students, Linda Schloss and Andy Voght, became interested in the program in 1973 and recently began the attempt to reestablish it. "There was no program during the '73-74 year, due primarily to a lack of leadership," Siderius said. "We took the chance to get the program back together because we didn't want to see it go down the drain."

Ten to 12 students will be selected for each weekend, with a $7.50 food contribution required of those chosen.

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Lehigh Sinks Penn Booters In Bethlehem Mud Shutout

B) DAVID GROSS Of the DP Sports Stafj

BETHEIJ2HEM, PA -There are many nice places in the world. Paris m the springtime, Sydney in the summer and even Philadelphia on occasion. Hut Bethelehem Pa qualified fur no accolades yesterdaj as the I'enn SOCCei team ■ l»-rt-1 • dropped their third straight game, 1-0 tu ,i determined l.chigh squad.

'I"he teams hraved the chilling air and freezing rain as the) left the lockerroom for tin- playing area, a surface that seemed to beat more resemblance to a flooded Vietnamese rice paddy than to a SOCCer field The weather was not ttie only dismal aspect of the day though B8 the Quakers continued their scoring draught The Engineers didn't strike as early as did Brown and Cornell but the one strike they did manage, proved to be enough for the win.

Skip DlMaSSB, the Lehigh freshman sensation scored when he took a crossing pass and fired a picture perfect shot into the next with 2li minutes none in the first half. I M.Massa had applied to I'enn and was accepted hut chose Lehigh because he felt he wouldn't see much action with the Red and Blue booters

in most cases a squad like Lehigh's would hang eight or nine players around the net to prevent a tying Penn goal hut coach Tom Fleck's charges continued to challenge the Quakers in

a wide open manner Perhaps they knew something Penn didn'l Or perhaps they had watched the Red and Blue plaj a couple of contests this year. In any case the Engineers' strategy cave I'enn plenty of chances to score but as usual it was to no avail.

'We couldn't pul the ball in the in can d we tried.' cried head coach BobSeddon More Important than the ocean was their inability to put the ball III the net when the) were given opportunities. Twice thi' ball rolled dead in front of the Lehigh Coal with i'enn players in the immediate vicinity, but the Quakers almost icemed more interested in playing in ihe mud and splashing themselves in

huge puddles than in putting the ball in the Lehigh net.

Toda) wasa combination of us not play mi: well and their playing good ball.'' commented Seddon. "We're luckless, but on the other hand we're not taking advantage of the op- |».l-(unities. You kind of Wonder if we'll i ver win. ever score. You really can't put the blame on any oi the players- we just don't seem to have any for- wards who have the art of being able to score Right now we're just a very frustrated team."

Frustration was evident during the second period a.s I'enn tried to mount an attack but couldn't score. The .ii tlon centered mainly in the Lehigh half of the field but the Engineers were effective in parrying Quaker thrusts.

it has to be satisfying to beat a team of Penn's caliber.'' remarked Lehigh skipper Fleck "I knew we had a shot if our players hustled and they did. I'm really disappointed that John i liorozzii didn't play against us because he's a great player and it's good instruction for our players just to see him in action. Nevertheless his absence had to make it easier for US."

1/OSSeS to Brown and Cornell have wiped out the booters' Ivy title chances and the loss to U'high critically injures their chances of receiving a post-season NCAA bid. "We haven't gotten any good breaks," sighed fullback Mike O'Connor, but it is up to O'Connor and his teammates to make some of their own. If they don't it's going to be a very long and dismal season.

SPI.ISH SPLASH - No, they aren't playing follow the leader; rather some I'enn and Lehigh booters go after the ball (obscured in puddle)during yesterday's 1-0 l.chifih victory.

The win was the first by the Engineers over the Quakers iu 35 years. The loss marked the third consecutive contest of Ihe season that I'enn has been shutout.

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HOP, SKIP AND A Jl'MP-Dan N'jie and a lehigh hooter chase an elusive hall through ankle deep puddles in yesterday's 1-0 loss at the hands of Ihe Kngineers. The heavy rain and muddy field dampened scoring by both squads as play centered around the midfield.

By KOOKK O'DKI.L The Pennsylvania Bicycle Racing

Team pedaled its way to victory in a 50-mlle road race at West Point Sunday and brought home the team trophy. With the team scoring being determined by the places of the first three finishers from each school. I'enn rolled easily into the top position with second, third, and fifth places.

After fifty miles, only ten yards separated the first five cyclists, which is often the case even in long races like this. Following closely behind the winner, (lien Swann of Swarthmore. were Quakers Mike Kenfield in second place, John Wittner in third, and team captain Tod Willson, in fifth. The winning time was 2 hours, 19 minutes for an average speed of 21.6 MI'II.

While Army fielded a strong team and made a valiant effort, "All their hard work and clean living didn't pay off, it seems." remarked Mike Kenfield. Penn's top rider. In fact, only one of the Cadets, Heinhard Katz, managed to stay w ith the trio of I'enn

Freshman Booters Defeat Lehigh: Overcome Sloppy Field to Win

KyALANKKIKDMAN "If the field had been dry we would

have won by ten goals " That's how Steve Allison termed the Krosh booters' victorious 4-0 win over Lehigh. Routing the weak ,iv team yesterday, the Quakers found the sloppy field conditions more of an obstacle than the Lehigh players

The yearlings dominated phi) in the first half, consistently keeping the ball in front of the U-high coal Allison broke the ice with his first goal of the season it wason s corner kick." he said Dave Bor< h crossed the ball to me. I was about fourteen yards out, and I jUSt kicked the ball Into tin- upper left hand corner of the goal" At theendofthe first half the booters had 8 2-0 lead, the second coal Coming mi a Ho nun Kempf shot.

In the Second half the pla> became more sloop). as the players seemed to take their cue from the weather Coach Duncan Huble) termed Penn's final stan/a action sloppy. way short of perfection Ihe coach substituted liberally in the Second half, and his subs responded ably, scoring twice Goals were supplied by Tom Doole) and EUiol Bowell

Penn played very well as a team. and Hubley did single out B few in- dividuals for their superior play. On offense he complimented co-captaln Jim Both and also Allison, who ac- cording to the coach played his best came of the season

Hubley also gave special credit to goalie Bill Zekas Xekas. who has >c! to be scored upon, praised his defi commenting. Ihe fullbacks saved (he day for me The) really played Miiartlv "

I<Hikinc ahead In lUtUTI the schedule Coach Hubley CXDI '- Princeton and Montgomery I munity College to be the •• toughest opponents Concerning the Montgomery game Huh?) said. This is die first tune m five years that they have agreed I

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cyclists for the full fifty miles and crossed the line fourth in the final sprint for the finish. "We really- worked him over. I'm surprised that he had anything left at all for the sprint," Kenfield continued.

Willson. an Army veteran himself having served in Viet Nam before coining to Penn, remarked, "I was really glad we could cream those guys." The team captain was very pleased by Penn's ability to control the whole race. "It certainly was nice to be able to call all the shots," he enthused.

The Quaker victory was the result of an organized team effort by the wheelmen who dominated the race throughout the fifty miles. Generally the puce was picked up on the hills since most of the Penn squad is strong hill-climbers.

With seven miles to go. four Penn wheelmen broke away from the rest of the field along with two riders from West Point, one from Butgers, and Swann from Swarthmore. This lead group was reduced to six as a cadet cut too closely in front of the Rutgers cyclist and the two collided and crashed. Although neither was in- jured, they were unable" to rejoin the race after the spill.

The cadet cycling club had chosen a rolling. 3.8-mile course in Kockland Lake State Park above Nyack. New- York, with only one mild hill. In bicycle racing, hills and wind are usually the obstacles where adequate training will pay off. On Sunday, the wind was not much of a factor, however, as it died down considerably during most of the race.

Penn cyclists also competed in a 30- mile event on Saturday at Central Park in New York City, hosted by Columbia University. Quaker Gary Smeal finished tenth in a very tough field, riding strongly until the final sprint with a time of 1 hour 21 minutes for an average speed of 22.2 MPH.

Sports Shorts

LOOK MA, NO HANDS-IY1111 frosh hooter Pete Mannino engages a Rutgers opponent in a little tussle as they go for the hall in an earlier season 10-1 trashing oi the Jerseyiles. Yesterday the Quaker yearlings extended their winning streak to (our when they look a 1-0 decision ever the lehigh J.V.

Have Revues Dept.--ADOI.PH "Beep Beep" BELLIZEARE is currently leading the nation in all- purpose running. The senior has averaged 178 2 yards per game in the Quakers' first three outings.

Not to be outdone quarterback MARTY VAUGHN leads the Ancient Eight in both total offense with 357 yards in two games, and in passing w ith '-'5 completions in 54 attempts for 339 yards,

Penn Volleywomen Destroy 'Nova; Premiere Victory for New Squad

By LYNN BAKTI.KTT If the Penn women's volleyball

team is lacking :n something, It's • I) not skill This was proved

toda) b) loth the \ and B teams as they traveled to the Mainline to defeat Yillan 1 [hesi ore was the same for botl • 1 with the Quakers winning,

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Although the Quakers have shown that they are equal to if not better than most of their opposing teams, there has been a problem of losing when they should have won. The team had .1 7-0 lead against Franklin and Marshall and a 10 point lead against I'rsinus. it only takes 15 points to win and still lost

Their biggest problem has been an incxpcrieiu e syndrome" coupled

w ith the need for more players. A lack tttuti an throw off the entire

strategy of a came in addition to tiring out • era too quickly

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Finding the Proper Playmates

\U Buzzy Bissinger To Penn football coach Harry Gamble, there probably isn't a tougher opponent

around than Lafayette. During his three year career here. Gamble a.id CO., have mustered only one win against the Leopards, a 55-12 massacre in 1972.

This Saturday's game between the Bed and Blue and the Leopards should be another action-packed, thrill-a-minute tipoff in the Penn-I.afayette series.

But somehow, no matter how exciting the game is, there just won't be much to cheer about. Win, lose, or draw the Penn-I-afayette contest will lack the certain element that makes good games into great rivalries.

The LehigthPenn series, which has also seen some closely-fought games in recent years, is no blockbuster either. In this year's contest the Franklin Field Stands fell only 50,000 short of capacity, and there was none of the student fever that hits when the Quakers take on a Harvard, or a Yale, or a Princeton.

There are of course some very easy ways to fill up Franklin Field. Simply pick up the phone, dial Notre Dame, take out a team life insurance policy, and watch the Quakers get kicked all over the field to a screaming crowd of (15,000.

Yet somehow this doesn't seem practical. As Penn Athletic Director Fred Shabel, the man in charge of football scheduling, put it, "The percentage of schools that would be acceptable to schedule falls into a very select group."

Like it or not, the AD has a point. Unless you like seeing scores like 212-0, putting a big power on the schedule would be a severe form of sadism. Other possibilities would be academic-type schools like Stanford. Duke, Virginia, Northwestern, Tulane, etc... According to Shabel, however their freedom to hand out football scholarships puts them a little over the Quakers' head.

In the east lie places like Rutgers, U Mass. and UConn, but said Shabel, "They don't change the scope of the conversation from Lehigh-Lafayette." Bight in Philadelphia are Temple and Villanova, but "They're not that interested." So who's left?

When in doubt, as the saying probably never went, rush to the military. Echoed Shabel, the only two teams that could possibly satisfy everybody hopes for an outside opponent are Army and Navy. "They seem to have an as-of- late commitment that is the same as the Ivies," he said. Negotiations between Penn and the military- schools are underway. If everything goes as planned Army and Navy will be on the Quaker schedule by 1984.

Yes, 1984. Because of a lack of NCAA rules

limiting advance scheduling, some teams have listed their football op- ponents all the way up into the 1990s. .Schools like Ohio State or USC will always be good enough to handle any team in any year.

But for the military academies, schedules which seemed good in I960 are terrible now. Witness for example the Army-Nebraska series, a rivalry which started 14 years ago with a 14-7 Cadet win. Now take a look at last season, where Army was trampled to death in a

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'7-0 shutout.

We're looking more towards the Ivy league," said Army sports information assistant Joe Dineen. "The belief is that we'll he scheduling more realistically."

Navy on the other hand is a little more defensive about its current inabilities to handle the big-time teams. "No, that's not the reason at all," said Naval Academy Athletic Association Secretary D. W. Purdy, Sr. when asked if the Midshipmen were looking to the Ivy League because their schedule was too tough, i don't think that we're going to de-emphasize the schedule. We like playing Ivy league teams. We've wanted to play the Ivy league teams."

Bight now would be the perfect time for everyone Involved-Army, Navy, and the Ivies to play each other. "There would be much more interest at Army in playing Penn or Harvard," commented Dineen, then there would be in playing. let's say. Vanderbilt 'on the Cadet schedule this year I."

But in roughly ten year's time, which seems to be the first opportunity for the Ancient Fight and the military to get it together on the gridiron, nothing is assured.

According to Shabel. there's a proposal for the academies that would enable a person to fulfill his military requirement 111 doses of six months at work and six months in the service "This means that a player from the service academy can play pro football, the AD remarked, and if the proposal goes through the quality ol Army-Navy football teams should skyrocket.

Bo in 1984 a Penn-Navy or Penn-Army game might very well be a complete mismatch But with all the ludicrous advance scheduling that goes on in college football, the only thing to do is to schedule an opponent that looks good now and pray thincs work out then. "There's no way to control it I scheduling)," said Shabel If you put a rule in then everyone will use verbal agreements to break it "

Until very further notice. Lehigh and Lafayette will have to satisf) all Quaker urges for an outside opponent And ten years from now who knows. Perm might

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Talking With Harry J. Katz

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October 17, 1974

By Andrew Feinberg It is like nothing else.

It is more despairing and depressing than you've heard, and it has shaken and shocked and moved me more than anything I've read since the time I first opened King Lear.

Something Happened i Alfred A. Knopf. 569 pp., $10.00), Joseph Heller's second novel, is often utterly repellent in its relentless and repetitive examination of fear, insecurity, and emptiness. It is physically distressing and I occasionally had the urge to stop reading, smack it shut, and fling it across the room at the wall to get it out of my system.

I can cope with Heller's 'nightmarish epiction of a huge

American corporation (modeled, according to the author, after Time. Inc. i that produces nothing of any use to anyone and is staffed by paranoiacs, sadists, arid paranoiac sadists, all of them sweaty and jumpy and unfulfilled. Such a view is ac- tually only several jumps ahead of my own macabre precon- ceptions.

What is less easy to grasp is that Bob Slocum, the novel's tor- mented, panic-stricken, middle- aged protagonist, willingly remains "a third-level manager" with the company. In fact, he dreads being fired and longs for a promotion.

Slocum's persona] version of the company's annual report i "we average three suicides a year...salaries are high, vacations are long"' disturbs him even more than it disturbs us, yet he continues to perform meaningless jobs in the company of odious people. More disturbing still is the fact that, unlike Yosarian, Slocum finds the world outside his employer's bell-hole even more threatening and un- bearable. For Slocum, there is not even the faintest suggestion of an escape.

Remarkably, tragically, Slocum'a home life is much worse. He views his home as he views the corporation, except here the rules are more vague and the assets are less manageable. He is obsessed with the possibility of being humiliated by his wife and children: he bullies and lies and Ix'llows in order to remain on top, in charge. He crushes them and stifles them. What saves Slocum from being utterly contemptible is that he knows all this and blames himself. And loathes himself.

One of my recurring thoughts while reading .Something Happened was of a bizarre and rather demented question on one oi my Psychology exams: "Relying upon the theories of Freud and Krikson. how would you as a parent go about making your child psychologically disturbed''' That the possibilities seem limitless is rather harrowing. What wouldn't work ■ is a weapon against the child"

I laughed when I let my imagination run rampant over the wailing bodies of "my children,'* and I still laugh a bit now. (The laughter is hollow and joyless, the only sort that Heller allows one in Something Hap- pened. Unlike Yossarian's or Rortnoy's panic, Slocum's is unrelieved by funny one-liners or

of the all too recognizable wounds that we have received and in- flicted in our pasts. The family conflicts and Slocum's monstrous insecurity are observed again and again as they poison the most petty events. Compromise and appeasement seem so palpable at these times, and we yearn that at least this time we be spared

another lacerating clash. But because Heller is so devoutly pessimistic, the instances of understanding and- kindness are always fleeting and are destroyed when Slocum's suspicion and hcsitility inevitably resurface.

Something Happened is a virtually an encyclopedia of how people hurt each other, and it hurts deeply to realize that I have practiced every method. The most effective and terrifying method in the novel is aban- donment (the basic fear in Slocum's recurring nightmares) or its more common analogues, silence or any refusal to com- municate.

"Are you angry?" Slocum's nine year-old son asks his father. "It's nothing," he replies.

Many pages later, Slocum asks his trembling, silent son, "What's bothering you?" "Nothing," is the response.

Something comes of these "nothings," a deadly barrier that nearly preserves anonymity (we never learn the son's name), yet to us communicates unspeakable misery.

Catch-22 may have been the most "public" novel I have ever read, in the sense that my high school friends and I decided to read it at the same time and made it not so much our Bible, as much as our script. We per- formed it recklessly on the New York subways and made it the material for many of our in jokes.

Something Happened may be the most "private," most in- timate novel I have ever read. When I think of Bob Slocum's myriad fears and shudder at the ones I share, the last thing I want to do is seek out an audience. It's hard enough seeking out myself.

comic set pieces. Slocum in- tentionally sabotages his ironic wit, and his only performance is the constant stripping away of the middle-class illusions he once wore so comfortably. The hopes that he once cherished for even the slightest happiness for his wife, for his children, and especially for himself are likewise discarded. I

Tliat exam question stays in my mind, I think, precisely because it is less painful to think about than the actual oc- currences in Something Hap- Itened. Freud and Krikson in their wildest dreams could not have come up with ideas for making Bob Slocum's existence more purposeless and in- tolerable. He would be happier as a vegetable (his youngest son is one), a homosexual, or a child molester: as things now stand he is in perpetual dread of becoming each of them.

Hie intra-familial warfare in the novel is hornd and in- tentionally drawn out. but it is not nightmarish. It is merely a seemingly ceaseless exploration

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Cover Story Will Nixon

Richard Nixon's not off the hook yet. His presidential pardon only excuses him from federal offenses, not civil suits. And if Kent Saldan has his way, the unindicted co-conspirator may still have his day in court.

Saldan, a professional photographer and Nor- theast Philadelphia civic leader, didn't think the ex- President had -suffered enough." So two hours after Nixon officially resigned his office, he went to federal district court downtown and filed a class- action suit on behalf of all American voters for $25 million in damages from Nixon and his reelection committee for Watergate-related crimes.

And, to make sure justice is done, Saldan has asked the court to overturn the 1972 Presidential election.

A pretty radical proposition. But Saldan insists he is "not a fanatic," simply that he believes Nixon won the election through "fraud and corruption." "We're in serious trouble if we lost our free elec- tions," he says.

Saldan filed the suit as president of the American Constitutional Rights Committee, a local political group of about 50 members "dedicated to clean government and the rights of all Americans ." Previously the group was mainly concerned with the identification and return of soldiers missing in action in Vietnam.

But after the Watergate disclosures, the committee decided to tackle a larger issue. "We're quite satisfied with (Special Prosecutor Leon) Jaworski," Saldan indicates. •"But our suit is a continuation of the prosecution. I don't foresee that Jaworski would ever have had the election overturned."

And with President Ford's pardon, he says the suit "becomes even more im- portant."

The suit is a simply worded, seven-paragraph document which Saldan prepared a few days before Nixon resigned. He waited until Nixon left office and could legally be sued before le filed it.

The complaint charges th. t "Richard M. Nixon won the 19/2 election over democratic ex- ponent Senator George McGovern because of fraud and corruption." It also states: "This nation cannot approve, nor condone corrupt activities of any elected or appointed official. '• o preserve the Constitutional rights of Americans for all time Congress and the courts should pursue any investigations of corrupt activities and prosecute those that are found guilty."

The suit asks that •damages of $25 million...be to the voters and taxpayers in retribution

for expenses and time incurred because of the election and donations to elect the President. The award to be divided equally among all voters who file for it within one year after the judgement."

The suit hasn't progressed very far. A preliminary hearing was held October 6, after an attorney from the justice department-which is also handling several other suits against Nixon-moved the action be dismissed because Saldan stated no grounds for legal damages. But federal judge Daniel H. Huyett 3d, gave Saldan 30 days to properly prepare his claim because he didn't have an attorney.

Saldan is now trying to get legal help, but having trouble since he can't raise much money for at- torney fees. Without some volunteer legal help, he says the suit would cost as much as $50,000.

But money "is the only thing that can stop us." he asserts. The suit will require subpoenasof various documents and tapes plus an appearance by the former President, he says. But. he is also prepared to wait two or three years until all the "bombshells" have exploded in various Congressional and judicial investigations before proceeding with his own suit.

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By Jim Kahn

Court Citing an out-of-court settlement made by Nixon's

reelection committee with the Democratic National Committee after the Democrats sued for damages stemming from the Watergate break-in. Saldan predicts at least a $500,000 award in the case.

But concerning a judicial overturning of the election, the persistent plaintiff sees only a "50-50 chance" of success. lx>cal elections have been overturned by the courts, he notes, but getting a national election voided could be the "battle of the century "-though he only seeks a "symbolic ruling" and not a court action that would make George McGovern chief executive or require a new elec- tion.

If the suit is dismissed, Saldan says he will "appeal immediately and start a writing campaign to get this thing introduced across the nation" in other district courts.

This type of activity is nothing new to Saldan. He headed the Greater Northeast Unity Congress, a coalition of civic groups, two years ago when it successfully opposed the Bicentennial Cor- poration's plan to hold the exposition on the grounds of Philadelphia State Hospital at Byberry in the Northeast.

The 35 year-old father of three also headed another civic coalition which was instrumental in getting large jets banned from North Philadelphia airport.

Saldan claims he is non-partisan, and his views represent a curious mixture of political philosophies. His positions on, for instance, the Vietnam war, poverty programs and the Nixon pardon ( he publicly asked President Ford to resign because of it) are liberal or radical, yet he likes to hand out copies of one political tract which endorses the John Birch Society and contains an introduction by ultraconservative Congressman John Schmitz. The book argues that a conspiracy of bankers will conquer the world. Saldan. however, disassociates himself from both the Burners and the Left, preferring an "independent ' label.

Saldan isn't the only person who thinks Nixon hasn't suffered enough, and if his suit fails there are a number of other similar actions around the country which may provide legal torment for the ex-President.

According to justice department officials in Washington, there been about ten suits against Nixon . though most were filed before he left office, ilic department is defending N;xon in the cases-its policy is to defend any official sued for actions he committed while still in office.

Its efforts in these suits caused a ripple in the national press last week when the Washington Post revealed a letter from Nixon attofnev Herbert J.

Miller asking the department to continue its role in the cases.

Several suits have already been dismissed, Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Axelrad in- dicates. He says that political questions, such as the overturning of an election, "are not the sort of question the constitution permits the courts to answer." Suits were also dismissed because they failed to show grounds for recovery of damages, he says.

One of the dismissals stemmed from a 200-page complaint filed by the National lawyers Guild, a left-wing attorneys' organization. Tin suit, which named several Nixon administration officials as defendants, also sought to void the 1972 election and to gain monetary damages for voters, but was dismissed on various grounds last month by a federal judge in Washington.

A suit filed against Nixon by the Socialist Workers Party is currently in the pre-trial stage. The case charges harrassment of party members. Says Philadelphia chapter spokesman Barry David: "We've been aware of government harrassment of radical organizations. But in the context of Watergate, we thought it would be possible to get a hearing."

The socialists aren't the only ones se<kmg damages lor alleged Nixon harrassment. two Natonal Security Council officials-Morton ilalperin, a former aide to Henry Kissinger, and Anthony lake, a Council suiffer -have sued Nixon l"or aiieged wiretaps on their phones.

All this pleases Kent Saldan, who places his faith ID the judicial system. "Let it serve as an example and as a serious deterrent to public officials." lie isserts, "that in the end if caught crime and corruption doesn't pay."

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Paul Mazursky writes and directs social comedies that make keen observations about unhappily married Southern Californians with unrewarding jobs. It always seemed that to really appreciate Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice or Blunge In Love you had to be in a similar predicament in your own life. His new film, about two septugenarians, one a retired professor and the other a cat, moves away, for the most part from this particular social field to tell a story about family life in America in the form of a road odyssey. Harry & Tonto is Mazursky's most likeable film, a quiet, beautifully acted series of encounters between characters, each of whom speaks fairly clearly for a section of confused American society. Harry is the ex- professor who is bodily removed from his run-down West side Manhattan apartment building. Since the death of his wife and the departure of his three children, Harry has grown quite attached to the red- furred Tonto to whom he sings old songs and muses about the events of his life. Having slowed down only physically in deference to his senescence, Harry agrees to move in with his son's family in a quiet residential section of the city. Here Mazursky effectively captures the undercurrent of tension and frustration both in Harry's son's generation worrying about robbers, mortgages and caught between the burdens of aging parents and disap- pointing children of their own, and of the grand children one a fresh-mouthed cynic and the other a chubby soul currently dabbling in Zen and sworn to a vow of silence. Harry tries to make himself at home in this constricted environment but realizes he must leave, not to make things better but in order not to make them any worse.

Harry's staunch attachment to Tonto causes him to forego both plane and bus to visit his daughter in Chicago, so he opts to head West in a rented car. Enroute he meets Ginger, a 16 year old runaway,

sweetly befuddled and on her way to a commune in Colorado. Harry tries to understand her reasons for running away, a specific Ginger herself is not able to provide, but failing that the two get along famously as traveling companions. It is Ginger who insists that Harry visit an old flame, a wild dancer now shut away in an old age home. The scene, in which Harry slowly whirls around the floor of the sun room with his first love is the film's highlight, a resonant scene which manages to be touching without clutching at the heartstrings.

The character of Harry never really is fleshed out in the screenplay and he does function primarily as a sounding board in the same way that Tonto is his listener. As played by Art Carney, though, Harry comes to life beautifully as a life-loving person who refuses to let experiences or loneliness stifle his energy to pursue his freedom. Carney rises above the inferior scenes early on in which he suffers the stereotypical adversities of New York City, as well as the screenwriters' (Mazursky and Josh Greenfield) insistence on Harry proclaiming his irrascibility, a trait which is otherwise not very apparent in his usual relations with people.

Most of the individual scenes work well and Mazursky and Greenfield do steer remarkably clear of mawkish cliches. Yet the film seems too frought with characters who are willing to roll their problems off the tip of their tongues at the mere tip of Harry's hat. Harry and Tonto is a pleasant film journey though, even if it seems to be stacked in favor of the young and the old who have survived or yet been spared the cheerless middle ages. What stands out above the individual sequences and ties them together when they begin to meander is Harry's vigor and resoluteness about continuing to grow as a person. Calling his son from a phone booth in Arizona while looking over at his traveling companions and a cat, Harry says "I know life is confusing. We're just trying to get on with it."

Music Martin and Finley

By Gordon Schonfeld One would think that an album which features, among others,

musicians like Jim Keltner, Kon Selico, Ix>well George, Wilton Felder, Chuck Rainey, Tommy Morgan, Trevor I-awrence, Ernie Watts, Carl Wilson, and Bruce .Johnston, could not be a bad one. Such is the case with the introductory opus of the team of Tony Martin, Jr. and Guy Finley. Vkizzle 'em With Footwork is a generally pleasant album, but contains too much material that either sounds like that of other artists or would sound better if performed by other artists.

•White Bird.'1 unfortunately, isn't the beautiful song by It's a Beautiful Day. but it does have a nice touch of acoustic guitar and background vocals. "Loving You" is a soft, slower tune, with sparse instrumentation provided primarily by bass and acoustic guitar. Drums, on the other hand, are right out in front of "Brand New Love Song," leading steadily while Lawrence blows a fine sax solo.

The rest of the album, however, puts all originality to rest. The Leon Russell of "Tightrope'' is in evidence on "Lilly Mae." "Rock and Roll Survivor" opens with the distinctive slide guitar of Lowell George, and has the potential to be a really good rock song. Its chorus, though, comes a little too close to that of Grand Funk's "We're An American Band" for comfort. The "Ievon" - sounding violins of "Best Friends" render the tune much better to be performed by Elton John himself. Whoever sings lead on "Lay Down Your Weary Tune" sounds like an American copy of Paul McCartney. "If Ever" bears an incredible resemblance to the Zombies, with beautiful vocal harmonies and a catchy chorus with which to sing along. Unfortunately for Martin and Finley. it would sound a great deal better if Colin Blunstone were handling the lead vocal chores. "Camels, Cobras and Cheese" starts out like a ballad, then goes into some funky bass, guitar, and high hat playing. This funkiness sounds very much like that of post-Barlevcorn Traffic, and the singing is akin to Three Dog Night. Ironically, the trumpet playing that is the subject of "He Still Plays On" (i.e. "Born in New Orleans in the heart of poverty A home for waifs was his onlv family Yet by the age of twelve he had set himself free He bought a bugle for a nickel on his way to history" - how much cornier can one get? i does not fit into the song musically, and once again, it seems like Three Dog Night is at the helm. The best part of the song is when it fades out and then comes back in with a bouncing but all-too-brief Dixieland jam.

Dazzle 'em With Footwork is, overall, a pleasant but otherwise unnoteworthy record to which to listen. The production job is handled well by former Four Seasons member Bob Gaudio. It would be better, at least for the sake of reviewing, if the individual voices of Martin and Finley were more easily distinguishable and identifiable.

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Books Zelda and Scott

By David Ashenhurst Bits of Paradise: 21 Uncollected Stories. By F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald. Selected by Matthew J. Bruccoli with the assistance of Scottie Fitzgerald Smith. Charles Scribner's Sons, 386 pp., $7.95.

Here we have eleven stories by Scott, nine by Zelda, and one (strange) joint effort. That means all of Zelda's published stories are here, along with about one sixth of Scott's previously uncollected magazine stories. We are informed in their daughter's fluffy Foreword that this is the last book of uncollected stories that will appear: so you'll have to root around in the back issues of The Saturday Evening Post and Smart Set if you want to read the fifty-odd stories that Scott's heirs would prefer to remain buried.

Actually, they could have left buried the bulk of his contributions here, without detriment to the book. As a matter of fact, the feeling I get after reading these Bits is that Scott's readers have suffered another affront-but that it is finally Zelda who has been done the most manifest injustice of all.

Four, perhaps five, of Scott's stories are worth reading. "Jacob's Ladder," "The Swimmers," "What a Handsome Pair!" and "Last Kiss" remind us of him at his very best: the action moves smoothly; the characters are fleshed out with deft, subtle touches; he handles the language with almost no visible effort, And "Dearly Beloved" is an interesting little morsel that makes one pause and wonder again what Fitzgerald might have accomplished, had he lived to grow old.

But as for the rest, they seem depressingly washed out. We already know them all, the charters, the situations, the plots-too well, it seems. Just reading "The Popular Girl," the first

come across a horror like this: "at the thought she grew cold, and a brassiere of iron clutched at her breast." and you wondered what it was that turned vou on in high school. A brassiere of iron9

Anyway, we run shuddering towards Zelda....and get the surprise of our lives. All written between 1929 and 1932, her stories are remarkably poised, much less conventional and more forward-looking than Scott's, and quite frightening, in their own peculiar way. She'll give the wisp of a facial ex- pression in terms of the eyebrows and chin, or set a scene with little globs of color she calls automobiles or distant trees, or paint a sunset in a drippy wash of burn orange. The stories are further distinguished by the near-complete lack of dialogue i with one important exception), even of utterance. But they read like monologues, told in a sot to drone, as if the speaker were sitting opposite you, staring hypnotically at a sailboat and rattling ice-cubes in an empty glass. You want to shake her, make her snap out of it, but she won't. Evanescent from the start, the stories i along with the characters therein) do not end, but rather dissolve, or fade away.

()f course, Zelda has her problems too. She forces down twisters like suctioned,' pyramided,' and titularly," and becomes almost embarrassing with

lines like "(they) made you think of musical- comedy principalities." Then there's her original way of phrasing conventional things: in a single story, she manages "in the quiet beige heaviness," 'our dawdling late yellow afternoons," "the days

pass, lazily gossiping in the warm sun," "the muddy water of summer creeks," "a place for Ixmise among the hot biscuits and iced tea and fresh vegetables," "in the fire-fly hush before supper," and "they became part of the restless inertia of Harriet's front porch." There is nothing in-

story in the book, you know what it is you're in for. A trinsically wrong with the device, which is why I paragraph like this: "How perfectly slick!" only began marking them when they grew op- drawled Yanci with lazy formality." doesn't let you pressive. But still, it is clearly Zelda* who saves this forget whose stories you're reading, and then you book. ^

Theater Bette and Moffat

By Lou PetC4J Sometimes after a disasterous performance in our first set of mid-

terms we can decide to prepare more thoroughly and try harder the next time around. If any of you are looking for some sympathetic company, the musical Miss Moffat, playing at the Schubert Theater through October 26, is in an analogous position.

Although the musical brings the performing talents of Bette Davis to the Philadelphia stage for the first time in many years, the actress cannot hope to overcome the bland uniformity of the plot Miss Moffat is a musical adaptation of a play called The Corn is Green (later con- verted into a successful movie starring Miss Davis) about a Welsh coalminer who is given the opportunity of improving his education. In the case of the musical, this main character has been replaced by a black sharecropper in the South who is taken under the wing of a liberalized schoolmarm, Miss Moffat. Satisfied with simply eking out a living in the cotton fields he is cajoled and coerced into earning a scholarship to Harvard, that school "where all the white gentlemen go."Unfortunately,there is nothing even remotely constituting an ex- citing or suspenseful reversal to his progress. In fact, his acceptance is almost a forgone conclusion throughout most of the musical. We've all heard the American Success Story-give us some suspense!

An important part of any musical is, of course, the music. Here, although there is hardly a scrap of distinguishing music in the list of songs, the producers have made an additional mistake. For all her acting talents, Miss Davis cannot sing. Most of the songs have been organized in such a way as not to depend on Miss Davis' voice and concentrate, correctly, on the musical talents of the black members of the cast. Still, it is rather disappointing to see the female lead make no significant musical connribution to the production.

The musical leadership was taken up by the black members of the cast. The one song that rises above the general anonymity of the score is a rousing gospel piece called "Peekaboo, Jehovah!" featuring the considerable musical talents of Nell Carter, whose voice reminds one of Eartha Kitt. She not only blesses this production with a good voice but handles her acting in an uncharacteristically professional manner. The male lead and hopeful for the Harvard education, Dorian Harewood, also brings a strong and inspiring voice, but is frustrated by the limited scope of the score. A rare spark of life is brought to the musical by the talents of Marion Ramsey, who plays the tramp-about-town.

In the future, providing some adjustments to the script and score and some additional work in rehearsal, the musical might overcome its current difficulties. As of the moment, Miss Moffat appears to be a hastily arranged production in which Bette Davis' acting talents are used to prop up. rather than enhance, the musical.

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The Happy Cooker Get it Fresh!

.By Daniel A. Kasle. October 17, 1974

Kresh is never having to say you're soggy. Our modern technology has developed countless

methods for canning, freeze-drying, concentrating, and faking nature's wonderful tummy pleasers. The food industry's motto seems to be, "If it doesn't move, can it." They have effectively padded our shopping lists with 101 new packaging ideas and sizes making it impossible to unit price without a Bomar Brain.

Nothing is more unappetizing than adding water to a package of what appears to be confetti left over from New Year's Eve 1953, and have it magically transform into a gluey ham and noodle casserole. The overabundance of these so-called "con- venience" foods on our supermarket shelves might lead us to believe that the only skeptic of canned foods today is Morris the cat.

Fortunately for those of us who cannot appreciate Hamburger Harmful enough to eat it, the nutritional wizards of the food industry have failed to include one item in their sunny yellow can-taste. There is absolutely nothing that comes in a can which would not taste better fresh.

Don't get me wrong. I haven't burned my can opener-yet. But I do try to gather as many fresh ingredients for my recipes as possible. In the long run they not only taste better but are far cheaper.

Keeping culinary instincts and thin wallets in mind, I have compiled a short list of fresh food sources in the city. Some are hard to reach by public transportation but anyone with a car or a little ingenuity and a Septa map is foolish not to try some of these recommendations. While the list is by no means complete, these establishments are some of the finest outside the 100 miles radius of the Big Apple.

BAGELS (water) - New York Bagel - 7555 Haver- ford (at City line) - TR 8-8080 )Open all night on weekends.

BAKERIES - JEWISH - Rosen's Famous - 4755 N. 11th St. - DA 4-1740 Open 7 days, Sat. till mid- night. Go 47 blocks north of Uncle Frank's City

Hall on Broad. Right on Wyoming, left on 11th. None better anywhere.

ITALIAN - Termini Bros. Pastries -1523 S. 8th St. DE 4-1816 Open Sunday.

CHEESE - DiOrazio - 911 S. 9th St. (in Italian Market) WA 3-3227 Best homemade ricotta, mozzerella, and string cheese in town. Claudio- King of Cheese-924 S. 9th St. (in Italian Market) Great selection and hospitality.

CHINESE GROCERY - Joy Dragon Food Market - 1022 Race - WA 5-2329

DELI - Koch's - What can I say. Its almost a sexual experience. City Line Deli - 7547 Haverford (at City Line) GR 3-6952 a sit-down, a step down, but larger selection.

FISH - Any of the many fish mongers at the Italian Market. Great prices and greater selection.

FRUITS & VEGETABLES - Either the Italian or the Reading Terminal Markets provide the best produce at the lowest prices. For example I bought 14 green peppers, two huge eggplants, and two bunches fresh parsely for two dollars. Best time for bargains is Friday afternoon at the Terminal and Saturday afternoon at the Italian.

MEATS - Esposito's - 1001 S. 9th St. (in Italian Market) WA 2-2659 Pierce and Schurr - Reading Terminal Market - 925-4445. Segal's Kosher Meats - 511 S. 6th St. - 925-5151

POULTRY - Any that look good in either Market. SPICES - The Spice Corner - 904 S. 9th St. (in Italian

Market) WA 5-1661 - Wide variety of spices, teas, and fresh coffee beans.

This list may lead you to assume that the Italian and Reading Terminal Markets are the only ones in the city. And to some extent they are. A lot of money can be saved by taking the time to shop carefully for the freshest items available. These recom- mendations also allow you to escape the West Philly supermarket game where a half eaten doughnut is often the most appetizing thing in the produce section and the check-out line resembles a Cecil B. DeMille war scene.

•City Notes

Railroad Politics •By Steve Biddle-

Governor Milton Shapp spent Wednesday and lodaj visiting seldom-used railroad stations around Pennsylvania in an old- fashioned whistle-stop railroad train campaign tour.

When Shapp was elected Governor in a stunning landslide in 1970, a major Philadelphia newspaper noted that "the Shapp train has finally arrived in Harrisburg." Ironically, the confident 1974 Shapp campaign appears headed for another statewide sweeponelectionday, this year in part because of Shapp's involvement with trucks as well as trains.

When Shapp tried unsuccesfully to win election to statewide office in 1974 and 1966, one of his major issues was his personal opposition to the Pennsylvania Railroad- New York Central i Penn Central) railroad merger.

As a highly successful businessman and economic development consultant to John Y Kennedy's Commerce Department. Shapp perceived the drawbacks of the proposed merger of the country's two largest railroads as early as 1983 and 1964.

In a lonely fight against two of the cor- porate giants of the world, Shapp invested hundreds of thousands of dollars of his own money in studies and research to oppose what he foresaw as a foolish merger. After the first merger plans were halted, Shapp continued his fight against the finally successful merger that resulted in the Penn Central in 1968. With intervention from mother nature in the form of unusually severe blizzards the next winter, the $9 billion dollar Penn Central empire si cumbed to fiscal mismanagement and declared bankruptcy in June, 1970,

Shapp could properly say "I told you so," and that year his "train" rolled into the statehouse on the strength of an historic

500,000 vote margin. Finding the state government bankrupt with $300 million in new programs on the Governor's desk the day he was inaugerated, Shapp had to in- stitute an unpopular personal income tax.

With state problems still unresolved, Shapp plunged into the potential no-win quagmire of the independent truckers' strike last February. Barred from access to an embarassed Watergate-paralyzed White House, Shapp camped out with his small staff in a local hotel and negotiated i literally) around-the-clock with angry truckers and weary government officials until a fair settlement of the nation-wide strike was accomplished. The editorial plaudits and positive exposure on the media was more than many presidential hopefuls ever attain.

At the same time, Shapp has continued his legal and political fight against the Rail Reorganization Act of 1973, signed by Nixon last February, which would merge eight major bankrupt lines in the northeast and create "Conrad" a new federal rail cor- poration similar to Amtrak. Noting that 18 per cent of Pennsylvania's rail lines would be abandoned during this energy scarce era, Shapp labels the plan "Penn Central Disaster Phase two".

The message has appeal in many of the dying coal mining and farming towns in central and upstate Pennsylvania which are threatened with a permanent end to rail service. As he visits these cities and towns, Shapp's listeners at each whistle stop won't niss the contrast between the governor's role and that of his opponent Drew Lewis, a corporate executive who sits on the board of the bankrupt Reading Railroad, which would be largely abandoned by the reorganization. Joe Steinfclo

October 10, 1974 Page 7

Talking With By Ronnie Glaubinger

Harry J. Katz Harry J. Katz, controversial financier in Philadelphia, refuses to admit defeat and

lead a more conservative lifestyle. Despite his inconsistent track record-including an unsuccessful attempt five years ago to bring a Playboy Club to the city, and a published expose by the Inquirer last spring regarding his alleged backing of the Philadelphia Bell .-Katz asserts his loyalty to and love for Philadelphia.

His more recent ventures include a column in the offbeat newspaper "Different Drummer," an attempt to import the New York "cafe society" to Philadelphia, and plans for election to the City Council. KG:..Do you find Philadelphia a provincial town? HJK: The only thing that makes Philadelphia provincial is the leaders of Philadelphia, the alledged WASPS who come into Philly at 11 in the morning and leave Philly at 2:30 in the afternoon. They tend to think they're allowed to make value judgements to determine what course of life we are to lead. So the only thing that makes us provincial are the phonies who try to run and steer the whole city government. KG:..Why do you stay in Philadelphia? HJK: I think Philly is absolutely a knock-down dynamite down. I love Philadelphia to pieces. Principally, a lot of people have asked me if I want to move to New York. I am a New Yorker, basically a New Yorker. I moved here in '55, and I've had businesses in New York and commuted back and forth to New York. But New York is a toilet. If I'm commuting from Philly to New York, it's as though I'm living in the country. GH:.. You consider Philadelphia a suburb compared to New York? HJK: Oh, absolutely. The only thing that Philadelphia suffers from is its proximity to New York. The fact that we are so close to New York is absolutely our downfall.

Philadelphians thrive on New York didelly-shit. They are always trying to be a neo- New York. We don't have to be,-we have our own identity. We're very, very relaxed and very, very easy and it's no hassle here. In Philadelphia, you don't have to shave twice a day; it's easier on your face. KG:..In spite of what you term the "WASP elite" in politics, is it the Philadelphians themselves that keep you here? HJK: It's the whole ambiance of the city...I'm very much in favor of the politics, of the political machine in Philadelphia now. I'm just not in favor of let's say-the Chamber of Commerce and the Junior Chamber of Commerce. And I was on the Board of the J.C.'s for two, three years...But the guys who come in from Klkins Park and from Jenkintown-what right does a "schmendrick" like that have to tell me where the city is at. Yeah, they do some good things-their Breakfast Program, their Food for Thought program is dynamite...But when it comes to night life and things like that, these guys are nothings, absolutely nothings. RG:..I heard you attempted to promote Philadelphia's night life some years ago. What hap- pened to your plans to open a Playboy Club here? HJK: All my buddies from that are in menopause now. That was four, five years ago. Let me say that tits are always in. I mean there's no question of a doubt that no matter what they're clothed in, or not clothed in, tits are biggies. I mean they're in the top ten of popularity as far as males are concerned, particularly guys from Cleveland.

But I am against plastic and I am against spiked heels and I'm against bad false eyelashes and rouge. But there are 777,000 men who stay in this town overnight every year who masturbate with great regularity because they don't know where the hell to go to get their rocks off or just to see a chick going, "Hi! I'm your bunny Sheryl." You know, I mean they just don' have that experience here. KG:..In other words, you would have made a lot of money? HJK: It would have been a lot of money and it would have set the Philadelphians saying, "Hey, tits are alive and well and living in Philadelphia!" RG:. Why didn't the plans for the club come off? HJK: Part of the problem was mine. I'm still a loud mouth, but I'm smarter today, thank God, than I was several years ago. I thought it was very chic to buck the machine and I just didn't do it right. And I regret it. And I mean not only because I lost $400,000, but I regret being a "schmendrick." And I really was. RG:.. Is your Cafe Ehrlanger another attempt to instill some more life into Philly? HJK: The Ehrlanger to me, when it opened had to be the classiest act in town. There was nothing like it. It was just unbelievable. Newsweek came in and did a schtick on it for their television series. Everybody did great things on it...I wanted to bring the cafe society back...you know Reno Sweeney's in New York, the chi-chi beautiful people spot, where Bette Midler hangs. They are all down there doing their thing and getting their rocks off. So I went in there and brought the talent from Reno Sweeney's into the Ehrlanger. Probably lost $40,000 doing it because what I forgot was that there are only seven people in Philly into the cafe society. Even Linda Hopkins-I had Linda Hopkins for two weeks—Tony award winner, full page in Rolling Stone in July-biggy, biggy! O.K. We're a town that is basically black. So 11 blacks came out, seven of which said, "Who's Linda Hopkins'"'....! washed that out. I turned it into a black joint, and we are totally black now, 100 percent black. RG: ..Are you still losing money on the Ehrlanger? HJK: Yes, but not for long, though. In November I go back to theater operation. But I'm reopening the theater booking Broadway shows. It will really be dynamite. RG: I hate to bring up a touchy subject, but it seems that you often loose money on your projects. What ever happened to the papers after they questioned the validity of vour funds for the WFL team?

HJK: 1 sued them for $18 million. The papers have been served and now it is going through the normal cranking wheels of justics. I have made a success of my failures. An asshole-editor of the "Jewish Times." who fired me after my first week's column last week, said to me, "Harry, you are five years ahead of your time. Philadelphia is not ready for you.'' When I started the Playboy Club I was five years ahead of my time. When I bought the S.S. United States and wanted to make it a floating hotel for kids I was ahead of my times. Now they are starting to reconsider doing that two years after the fact. But the key really is that I dig what I am doing. And if I can't dig it, I just ain't gonna do it. I can quit whatever I am doing tomorrow and get a job for $80,000 a year. RG:. But are you still in debt? HJK: Sure, I'm constantly in debt. Walt Disney once said, "Hey, I really must be wealthy because I owe so much money." It's really true. You know what the schtick la- people are very uptight about formality. RG: It is alright then to be in debt? HJK: I never go into anything with the intention of loosing money. Of course, it would be very nice if I would make eight million dollars at something-it's a lot of fun to do that...1 jllflthave a knack of turning gold into shit. It's one of those things. And because of my schtick | and I love schtick). I'll grab at a challenge. The Bell would not be here today if it were not for me. Now. I don't know whether that is good or bad. I think the present owners are a little sick that it is here at all because they're losing a lot of money. But still, in all. had I not seized the opportunity and made phone calls and scurried my ass about, the Bell would probably be in Mexico City. RG: Why did you get out of the WFL deal? H.IK: I was zinged by the Inquirer. And I'm not paranoid because it's the old thing.

as long as they spell your name right. But there was a little hanky-panky, I think, alledgedly, between the NFL and some management and tome people on the paper. They did a front page expose on me in the Sunday papers. And after that it was impossible for me to go out and get it together. How do you go to somebody Monday morning for a commitment of a half a million dollars when they make an asshole out of you m the paper. That's a toughie. RG: .Specifically, what blocked your proposed deal to use Franklin Field for WFL games? H.IK: Fred Shabel. who 1 think is an asshole and a .lew-hater to start with, is scared to death of doing anything up there...It's also a •predetermined prejudice. It's like my calling up a date and her mother answering the phone—"Who's calling my little koochy- poochy?-Harry -i Katz!"-and they hang up the phone. 'ITiat happens a lot. I think that is really funny RG: Would you still like to engage in a WFL deal? II.IK: It's done. It's yesterday's news. It's like a chick you don't date anymore. It's done, it's over. You've got the memory and that's it. RG:. i>o you fed that the pollticos in Philadelphia demonstrate this "predetermined prejudice" towards you and your ideas? I I.IK: Let me say this. I'm really friend!) with a lot ol politicians, whom I do a lot of campaign work for- undercover. And I have a lot ol friends in the Hall and a lot of friends in Harrisburt: KG: How do you get along with Rlzzo? H.IK: We're not friendly, but I admire him. 'Hie gUJ is a bright, hip politician. And he is a charismatic guy...I don't care why anybody says about the guv ■ >u can't help but be attracted to him. He's big , doesn't fool around. I mean if somebody fueks hui he'll knock the shit out of him. Be it with his words JI his lack of words, or with his big fist. I mean the guy is a tough rat. And he's mayor and there is nobody who can argue with that fact. ITiat man is mayor. And he's going to be mayor again, the man is unbeatable. And I'm going to be on his team next time.

M,I>. RoMnman RG:. Is that something you have learned through your experiences?

HJK: I see what a dead end street is. Arlen Spector to me is a great guy. But he doesn't have balls. He doesn't have big great Jewish balls You need balls in politics. Rizzo has hem. And the guy has kept taxes down, and city services haven't suffered that much in a rising inflation...The guy is doing a good job RG: . Is the Philadelphia hcauracrary not to blame for your failures? HJK: It's me. Because if, for instance, I had a great idea, and I hadn't been or wasn't or am not a super-crazy ego-maniac, I would have said to someone, "You head it, I don't want to know about it. You do what you have to...And I'll be at the opening." And if I had a lot of •'sechel" that's what I would have done. I would either have backed people, or would have been a silent partner. Hut instead, I'm so God damned visible- which is my own decision, of course.-that it just offends a lot of people...It's just not my nature to be silent... Any mistakes that are made, I've made them all myself.

RG: What do your plans for the future include? HJK: I think the next step in my 'career'' will be to run for the City Council. I think I would really like to do that. I did it last time three and a half years ago. but I didn't get the party endorsement...! could have made it, though..Politics shouldn't be so God damned Sober. It's a fun thing. People are fun. and people are basically nice. But politicians tend to be schmucks. They tend to be so uptight. I think politic is reall) where it's at. I think politics need more human kind of people

Next Week: Richard Schweiker

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(Jermantown Festival 74, prototype of the "satellite" Bicentennial celebrations planned for many Philadelphia neighborhoods, kicks off Saturday with a parade, arts and crafts sales and a nighttime fireworks display.

The festival honors one of the city's most historic neigh- borhoods, originally a village six miles from what was Philadelphia in the mid 1700's. Many of the more than two- century-old mansions are still standing, and several will be open to the public between noon and 4 P.M.

The parade begins at 9:30 Saturday morning at Ger- mantown Avenue and Coutler St reel, and winds its way through the community to the Ger- mantown Friends Playing Fields. Antiques, 18th-century military reproductions, 20th i snlury pottery and abstract art •••. ill be on sale at the arts and era11 shows and I lea market.

Dance, music and theatre groups will perform, including the Mummers, Arthur Hall's Afro American Dance Fnsemble, and Freedom Theater. The Fnsemble Hand of the Ger- manlown Country Dancers will perform 18th-century English folk music.

Germantown 74 ends at 7 P.M. with fireworks exploding over the Germantown Stevens Academy Field.

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trains and planes. Mon.-Fri., 10:00-5:30, Sat. 11-4.

Moore College of Art 20th and Race Sts.

Opens Oct. 20: Work in illustration, advertising, fashion illustration, fashion design, in- terior design, textile design and photography by Moore alunmae. Mon.-Fri., 9-5.

UEEflTFBE The Devil's Disciple Cafe Theatre of Aliens Lane Aliens tane and McCallum St. VI 8-9884

George Bernard Shaw's story of a Presbyterian minister turned colonial militiaman and revolutionary. Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Hitlenhouse Players 1906 HI ttenhouse Square 365-0687

The players present three one- act plays about marriage by Robert Anderson: "Double Solitaire," "Footsteps of the Doves," and "I'm Herbert." Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., $2 lor students.

Prodigal Sister New Locust Theatre Broad and Locust Sts. PE 5-7506

Musical about a black country j»irl who comes to the big city. Based loosely on the Bible story. Tues.-Sat., 8 p.m.: matinees Sat. 2 p.m.. Sun. 3 and 7 p.m.

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Cabaret Goldman 2 15th and Chestnut Sts. LO 7-4413

Academy Award winning portrayal of love between a cabaret dancer and an English writer in the decadent Berlin of the 1930's. Stars Liza Minnelli, Michael York, Joel Grey, Marisa Berenson.

Airport 1975 Stage Door Cinema 16th & Chestnut Sts. LO 3-2775

Starts Friday: first run showing of the sequel to Airport.

Happy Days Theater 1812 1812 Chestnut St. LO 3-7100

An X-rated American Grafitti. Do you remember when drive-in theaters were called "passion pits?"

The Odessa File Goldman 15th & Chestnut Sts. LO 7-4413

Starts Friday: based on novel by Frederick Forsyth, author of Day of the Jackal. About a young reporter's discovery of a secret file on Hitler's SS troops.

Philharmonic and a Julliard- trained pianist perform Haydn, Ravel and Beethoven in the season's first Coffee Concert. Concert time is 8 p.m., Sunday.

Bijou Cafe 1409 Lombard St. 735-4444

To Friday: Jazz singer Mose Allison. Monday through next Saturday: Barry Manilow.

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•The Schoolmaster" and Beethoven's Symphony No. 7. Chs. 23, 52. 9 p.m.

SATURDAY. OCTOBER 19 Go West, Young Man (1936): Stars Mae West. Ch 5, 2:30 p.m.

The Way It Was: Replay of the 1953 middleweight championship fight between Rocky Graziano and Sugar Ray Robinson. Both fighters discuss their duel. Ch 12, 7:30 p.m. Intolerance (1915): Another silent movie, studying four separate stories about in- tolerance in different ages. D. W. Griffith's most ambitious film. Chs 23, 52, 10 p.m.

House Tour

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18 The Gold Rush (1925): Charlie Chaplin is adrift in the Artie wastes searching for a mountain of gold. Throughout his ordeal, he doesn't utter a sound. Ch 12, 9 p.m.

„_„. Evening at Symphony: William i~V"~] l~T I /~D £1 4 «J Steinberg conducts the Boston I N I r"Vl IN S> '"l,h,,ny 0rcnestra in Haydn's

The Center City Residents' Association is sponsoring a tour of 17 townhouses, mostly located near Rittenhouse Square, from 1 to 5 P.M. Sunday.

Among the dwellings is a Delancy Place mansion housing an extensive collection of 17th and 18th century French an- tiques, a three-story house with a tree growing up the center, and two homes decorated in the Art Deco style of the 20's and 30's.

Tickets are $4 and can be purchased the day of the tour in the lobby of Embassy Apart- ments, 21st and Walnut Sts., or residents' association headquarters, 2027 Chestnut St.

Brandywinc River Museum U.S. l in Chadds Ford

To Nov. 24: "Harvest," 33 paintings by 14 Brandywinc Valley artists, including N.C., Andrew and James Wyeth, celebrating the harvest season. Also, paintings and drawings by Harvey Dunn. World War I illustrator. Open 9:30-4:30 all week

1611 I ..timer SI. To Nov. 2: Prints by William

Cniichfiolrl: satirical studies of technology—especially ships.

TLA Cinema 334 South St. WA 2-6010

Today: "Sunset Boulevard," and "All About Eve." Fri.-Mon.: 'The Conversation," story of an

ecpert wiretapper with a soul of ice, and "Don't Ix>ok Now." Tue.: "The Landlord" and •Where's Poppa." At midnight Fri. and Sat.. "Pink Flamingos" starring Divine.

Tin- Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravit/. I AMI Theatre IIH49 Bustleton Ave. OR 6-1818

Canadian satire about a cab driver's son growing up in Montreal's Jewish section.

Flesh (.onion Trans-Lux 15th and Chestnut Sts. LO 3-3066

A porno flick produced in three yean with a $650,000 budget. The time is the 1930s, and our planet has been thrown into carnal chaos b> a mysterious ray. Flesh, son of a famous professor, sets out to rid his home of this scourge.

Philadelphia Orchestra Academy of Music Broad and Locust Sts.

Guest conductor Claudio Ab- bado ends his appearances with the Philadelphians with an all- Russian program, including Moussorgsky's "Four Pieces for Chorus and Orchestra" and two works by Prokofieff. Two o'clock p.m. Friday, 8:30 p.m. Saturday.

Foghat. Black Oak Arkansas, Golden Earring The Spectrum Broad and Pattison LOVE 222

Dance concert Saturday. Tickets $5.50 in advance, $6 at the door.

Deodalo Playhouse in The Park Fairmount Park GR 7-1700

Performance by he man who electrified Strauss' "Also Zarathustra" (otherwise known as the "Theme From 2001").

Isaac Stern Academy of Music Broad and Locust PE 5-7506

The famous violinist gives an 8 p.m. concert Monday.

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OCT. 18, 19 ft 20 [Michael Coortey wi,h Kate McGarrigal

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OCT. 22, 23 John Martyn

Jamie Brockett Bryan Bowers

OCT. 24-27 Tom Waits

OCT. 31-NOV. 3 Jonathan Edwards «»•>

Catfish Hodge NOV. 7-10

Doc Watson ADVANCE TICKETS FOR ALL SHOWS

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T Edward Hambleton. Michael Montel. Managing Directors. Harold Prince. Stephen Porter. Artistic Directors

MARY URE JOHN McMARTIN

Midnight Cushion Concert Fleisher Auditorium Broad and Pine Sts. LO 7-0202

Bring your cushion, sleeping bag, what have you. to hear the Mostovoy Soloists chamber orchestra perform four pieces from Vivaldi, including "The Four Seasons." $2.50 for students.

Yuval Trio Chamber Music Easemhle Philadelphia Civic Center LO 4- 1248

Two members of the Israel

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DIRECTED BY HAROLD PRINCE October 19 thru November 3

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