Signs of a Singaporean
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Signs of a Singaporean
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# 1: Sign of a Singaporean
There's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything
you eat.
# 2: Sign of a Singaporean
Wait for instructions from people in authority before doing
anything.Always.
# 3: Sign of a Singaporean
A good night out means having dinner at a hawker
Centre and then going to another hawker centre and
eating again.
# 4: Sign of a Singaporean
It is a no-no to criticise your boss or people in higher positions even if they're
wrong.
Buys a $20 product (that he don't need) for $10 just
to save the money.
# 5: Sign of a Singaporean
It's okay to have only one meaningful choice on a ballot.
# 6: Sign of a Singaporean
Every task you take on and every group you form is incomplete without a
mission statement and a cheesy slogan
# 7: Sign of a Singaporean
Most or all of these acronyms make sense to you: NUS; NTU; ERP; SDU;
PAP; MRT; LKY; GCT; PRC; TIBS; SBS; SMS; JB; JBJ; AMK; AYE; PIE; ECP; ISD;ISA; 5 C's; CPF; CHIJMES; SPG; CWO.
# 8: Sign of a Singaporean
You think that nothing makes a
person more attractive than to
dressexactly like
thousands of other girls and guys who
dressexactly like girls and
guys in the malls.
# 9: Sign of a Singaporean
$100,000 is a reasonable price for a Toyota Corolla and
$1 million is a reasonable price for a bungalow, but $5 for a plate of fried
noodles is a barbarous outrage.
# 10: Sign of a Singaporean
You justify every argument with the
phrase "in order for us to be
competitive in the 21st century".
# 11: Sign of a Singaporean
Everything should be "topped up"
# 12: Sign of a Singaporean
Western food is incomplete without
baked beans.
# 13: Sign of a Singaporean
You see nothing unusual about an organization of trade unions spending
more time owning and operating supermarkets, drugstores, amusement parks,
and financial services outlets than planning the next strike.
# 14: Sign of a Singaporean
Durian and belachan no longer stink to you.
# 15: Sign of a Singaporean
You're not confused by a street naming system that locates streets like
Clementi Road, Clementi Street, Clementi Crescent, Clementi Lane, Clementi
Drive, Clementi Way, and Clementi Avenues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all within
walking distance of each other.
# 16: Sign of a Singaporean
You get irritated if you don't see a sign telling you how long your wait's going to be for a bus, a train,
or the expressway to take you whereyou want to go.
# 17: Sign of a Singaporean
You think that no vegetable should ever be eaten raw for any reason.
Except for cucumbers.
# 18: Sign of a Singaporean
You forgot what chewing
gum tastes like.
# 19: Sign of a Singaporean
You say "handphone",
not "cellphone" And you think
there's no such thingas a
handphone that's too thin.
# 20: Sign of a Singaporean
You're not bothered by the fact that government cares whether you know
how to use a toilet or urinal correctly.
# 21: Sign of a Singaporean
You're sure that the best way to change social behaviour is
through consistent and comprehensive government-sponsored campaigns that
permeate as many aspects of daily life as possible. And when
they don't work, you never speak of them again.
# 22: Sign of a Singaporean
You've become a fan of either Arsenal, Man. U., or Liverpool. None of the team is from Singapore.
# 23: Sign of a Singaporean
You think a bus is incomplete without a TV.
# 24: Sign of a Singaporean
CTE or CITYI always get puzzled..when the taxi driver
says....we go by city??.... i always wonder what he's talking about. This whole country is a city so
you mean theres a province?????????
Um... just in case you really didn't understand, he's saying CTE (see tee ee), aka the Central
Expressway
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