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    Tim Morton

    According to an argument in a recent issue of Critical Inquiry, either you are

    into feminism, critical race studies, postcolonial theory and so onor you

    are into speculative realism. The choice is simple. You're either with the

    those things, or your against them (sound familiar?). In other words, you're

    either with the New Leftthe Perry Anderson-fueled intellectual

    movement that grew in the later 60s and 70s and ended up flourishing as

    the theory class in the humanities part of academiaor you're against it.

    Against it meaning you are into speculative realism, or indeed, ecology

    because as an actual contributor to New Left Review told me a few years

    ago, the movement dropped the ball on ecology because It was a hippie

    thing.

    So on both accounts, I'm pretty evil, which is why Verso, the actual

    press of the actual New Left, have just asked me to publish a book with

    themwait a minute.

    Of course, I'm going to argue that you can be as pro-feminist and

    what have you as you like andbe keen on speculative realism andindeed

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    ecology. You had better be, otherwise I need to resign or something. At

    least I had better stop bugging Irigaray to endorse my new book.

    But let's assume that Critical Inquiryis right. In what does my evil

    consist? Well, first of all I assert that there is a reality that is not just a

    human constructof course I'm making a generalization here that itself is

    bad, bad, bad universalistic bourgeois shittery, because I'm saying human

    as opposed to say discursiveor ideological, and I'm saying human as

    opposed to sayAmericanor Western or whiteor what have you.

    Saying things like humanwith gay abandon are exactly what has

    recently gotten me and Dipesh Chakrabarty into so much trouble. We are

    now kind of banned from a number of postcolonial theory type journals, for

    saying things like species. Maybe that's what we will focus on here, then, the

    notion of species, the elephant in the roomor rather the human in the

    room, if you know what I mean. Dipesh and I are bad bad universalistic

    wrong people because we think that humans as a species have become a

    geophysical force on a planetary scaleor, even though we all know that

    now because we keep on saying the wordAnthropocene, we don't critique it

    enough, I mean we assert that Indians would really like air conditioning, and

    stuff. I am proud, evilly proud, that I for one will never ever write anything

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    critical about the Anthropos of the Anthropocene and so on. And that

    makes me a very bad person.

    But this is straying too much and too soon into ecological ethics and

    politics and I think you'd like me to talk about the really big bad elephant,

    the speculative realism elephant, and in particular, the object-oriented

    elephant. The ontological elephant. For heavens sake I say the word ontology

    and get away with it, like the Enlightenment never happened! What's wrong

    with me?

    I must be some kind of peasant clodhopper. If I'm the kind of person

    who can't even understand that you just can't say ontologyin polite circles, if

    I don't even get the consequences of the age of Hume and Kant, I'm

    basically not even clever enough to understand why you should be pro-

    feminism or queer theory or critical race studies. I'm a knuckle-dragging

    thug, and my unfortunate genetic trait of having a y chromosome isn't

    making the optics any better either. I'm getting sick of these boys: actual

    quotation about speculative realists heard at actual conferenceand that

    was back in 2012! Which would be why Jane Bennnett is so opposed to

    oh wait a minute again.

    What's more, as an OOO proponent, I have the temerity to ignore a

    basic unwritten rule of polite New Left speech: statements about what is

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    the case must always come bundled in some way with an easy to identify

    (to enable me to relax because I know whether or not you are on my side)

    political coding of some kind or other. This ignoring of the rule must be

    tantamount, according to the rule adherents, to not having a politics at all,

    which must be tantamount to supporting the status quo. I am a neoliberal

    bastard who doesn't even have the decency to disguise the fact. As Prince

    Farquad says in Shrek, it's bad enough being ugly when no one likes you, but

    to interrupt polite conversation with stuff about spoons and quasars is just

    the pits.

    And it gets worse! Since politics and ethics are about relations, and I

    think that objects subtend their relations, I'm saying that there are some

    things that aren't political. In fact I must be saying that politics isn't that

    important!

    Now thenhold onkeep your hair on as they say. This is where

    we can start talking a bit more carefully. If you are claiming that politics

    can't be important because it's epiphenomenal, it means that you, yourself,

    have an implicit ontologyand not a great one at that. Ha! Put thatin your

    pipe and smoke it, Mr. I'm going to ferret out your implicit stuff and use it

    against you! How do you like that, Mr. Ontology is for medieval peasants?

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    If you think that phenomena, the realm of appearance, is somehow

    less good than the realm of reality, which is kidn of what you're implying if

    you think my claim that politics are about relations is a disastrous limitation,

    then you are cleaving to a default ontology that has been in effect for the

    last 12 000 years, formalized in Aristotle's substance-and-accidents

    ontology and retweeted in most subsequent dominant Western

    philosophies such as Descartes, including even the views of Kant despite

    himself, Kant who strove to do away with medieval peasantry for good and

    plant us firmly in epistemology world, no ontology please, we're modern

    Europeans.

    You are cleaving, what you have read in Derrida aside, to the

    metaphysics of presence, which asserts that some things are more real than

    other things, and the way in which they are more real is that they are more

    constantly present. Phenomena are fleeting and superficial, while actual

    things are constantly there beneath phenomena. Actual things are basically

    bland lumps of extension decorated with accidents. How's that been

    working out, incidentally, in an ecological sense, since we started using it in

    the Mesopotamia circa 10 000 BCE? Like, it doesn't matter what I do to

    this field, it will remain constantly beneath appearances, even if right now

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    the appearance is of a desertneed I say more, right here right now, in

    Berkeley California?

    Never mind that you claimreality is a social construct, or a positing

    of a subject, or an effect of Will, or a product of will to power, or a

    structure of human economic relations, or a destining of Dasein. What you

    are actually implyingis the default Western metaphysical substance, which I

    sometimes call the Easy Think Substance, because it resembles what comes

    out of an Easy Bake Oven: some kind of extension lump that you can

    decorate with sprinkles if you like.

    I bet you still write grant applications like Please, please, give me this

    little bit of money to study the sprinkles, the human sprinkles, or decorate

    this boring scientistic cupcake with some nice sprinkles, you know, the

    human meaning of it all, even though I know it's trivial and insignificant and I

    basically act intellectually like I agree with Kristin Dunst inMelancholia, that

    there is no life out that and that we're a small, slightly pathetic decoration

    on a gigantic universe cupcake at this pointplease don't get rid of my

    department right now, I really am important, I mean I could go on NPR and

    tell more people about the sprinkles, please please. When push comes to

    shove, I bet you that's what you are likely to say, when you actually want

    some money to fund something.

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    I bet you don't say what I am now saying quite a lot, which is that if

    you think about it it's science that does appearance. We do reality. Science

    does data: appearance, phenomena. It is enjoined never ever to make

    ontological statements about appearances, only to find patterns in data,

    correlations that might amount to causality, but because I, the scientist, am

    interpreting it this way. Science, modern science, is Humean in this respect.

    It adheres to the strictures of Hume, who argues that you just can't see

    cause and effect, you just can't point to them metaphysically, all you can see

    are patterns in data. Science, far from being the steminteresting

    agricultural image, not very nice to flowers and the DNA that flowers are

    responsible for sharing that actually causes things like stems to exist at all,

    but never mindis more like the flower, in this respect. It's the humanities

    that stick up for what I myself take to be reality, not a boring scientistic

    extension lump, but the palpable yet unspeakable and ungraspable futurality

    or openness or what have you of things. The fact that there is justice, but

    that every time I try to describe it, I am only giving an example of justice

    (Plato). Or that there is forgiveness, but only because forgiveness is strictly

    impossible since the ultimate forgiveness would be to forgive the

    unforgiveable (Derrida). Or that there are lifeforms, but that when we look

    for them, we can't distinguish them in a rigid way (my idea of the strange

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    stranger, derived from Derrida's idea of the arrivant, in other words, how

    hospitality depends on welcoming the being who cannot be welcomed.)

    But first things first. How come ontology should be normative at all?

    How come saying things about what is the case should imply an easy to

    identify plan for how to act or coexist? Isn't that a bit coercive? It has often

    struck me that way, when in the Q&A I am often asked What is the

    politics of OOO? or indeed in the ecology seminar I'm asked what we are

    supposed to do. This is often what happens in intellectual circlesit's guilt

    and anxiety about having an intellect, which often happens most acutely at

    about 4pm, which is when the roundtable usually is. So usually I say

    something true, but a bit cute, like well, I'm paid to make you think and

    hesitate, and those are politically useful just think about Benjamin and his

    thing about socialism being pulling the emergency brake, or Adorno's

    incredible critique of the concept of progress.

    On the other hand, saying that reflection and hesitation are

    themselves ethical and political acts is true, but also can be a bit of a cop

    out. So over the years I have figured out that there is indeed a politics of

    OOO, at least in my book, and a politics of ecological philosophy, and that

    they overlap, and that the name of this politics is roughly anarchism. Which

    would be the real reason why OOO isn't quite welcome at the New Left

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    party, in the same way that anarchism wasn't welcome at the First

    International. I truly think that reality is an anarchyso the most

    appropriate politics with regard to this fact would be anarchism. Let's break

    it down in a way that tries not to be too trivial.

    Let's get back to something I said a bit earlier about whether OOO

    understands the last two hundred years of philosophy, and let's make it

    quite clear that I doget the consequences of the age of Hume and Kant. It's

    just that how I get it isn't your granddaddy's way of getting it. I'm totally

    happy with the idea that you can't access the real directly, that what you

    get when you open the fridge to see whether or not the light is on is an

    inevitably anthropomorphicin the largest sense, not deliberate or

    intended or what have you but just because I am shrinkwrapped in

    whatever my phenomenological style is, let's just call it humanto be a bit

    neoliberal and generalizing and bourgeois and shittywhat I get is an

    anthropomorphic translation of the interior of that fridge.

    It's just that as a proponent of OOO I'd like it if we could allow frogs

    to be able to correlate the world in their froggy way, or spoons in their

    spoony way, such that there is nothing special about my

    anthropomorphizing it. My anthropomorphizing the world, in other words,

    doesn't have to be anthropocentric, and it's anthropocentrism that's the

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    problem, one of the things that make OOO very attractive for ecological

    philosophy. Since anthropomorphism is on my definition inevitable

    because I'm not in charge of my phenomenological styleit's not the

    problem. The problem is my human-centered copyright control over

    correlating the world, opening the fridge, being the Decider, as George

    Bush would say, goo goo ga joob.

    Your granddaddy's way of getting Hume and Kant was to emphasize

    the truth of the correlation aspect of what they were arguingthe Decider

    part. And to anthropocentrize it. For Kant, the correlator is the

    transcendental subject. Numerous substitutes developed in the last two

    centuries: history, Geist, Will, Will to Power, human economic relations,

    the unconscious, Dasein, discursive formations, dispositifs, ideologynow

    you can begin to see why the New Left has had problems with us lot. We

    are stressing another aspect of the Hume and Kant consensus, the fact that

    there are indeed things, which cannot be known in themselves. The reason

    why humans have to open fridges to find out things about their insides is

    because there really are fridges. We are sticking up for the fridges of this

    world, is all. At least in part.

    Now the trouble is that most Deciders, most correlators, turn out

    to be retweets of the default substance ontology, in a sophisticated new

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    guise. And this is the deeper reason why OOO has had trouble: we have

    pointed out something rather embarrassing, namely how far though hasn't

    come since Aristotle, despite all the self-positing subjects, despite all the

    overminingas we like to call it. We just reduce objects upwards rather than

    downwardsor if we are some kinds of new materialist we might even

    have regressed to reducing objects downwards again, to undermining them,

    by asserting that they are extrusions of some universal physical flux,

    because flowing things are cooler than static things, at least for now

    Even Kant wasn't ready to go all the way down the rabbit hole of his

    own intuition, which is that there are, for instance, raindropsthey fall on

    my head, they are wet, cold, raindroppyyet whenever I try to point to

    them, what I find is raindrop data, not actual raindrops. I find coldness,

    wetness, spherical-ness and so on. But these things are raindrops, not

    gumdrops, what a shame but there you go. What this really means is that

    there is no dotted line on a raindrop telling you where to separate the

    raindrop thing from the raindrop data. The raindrop appearance and the

    raindrop actuality are deeply, irreducibly entangled, yet different. It's like

    the twist in a Mbius strip: the twist is everywhere, you can't localize it,

    which is why topology calls such things non-orientable surfaces. They have

    no top or bottom, no inside or outside, and so on. The business of finding

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    the dotted line is call the metaphysics of presence, and until deconstruction,

    most Western philosophy has been pretty keen, consciously or not, to find

    that dotted line. Plato for instance uses a telling agricultural image, a lump

    of butcher's meat, and says that a philosopher must know how to cut the

    eidos just as a skillful butcher knows how to cut a joint of meat. But what

    Kant discovered is that you can't separate the meat of the raindrop from

    the bone of the raindrop.

    So even Kant freaks out and invents a constantly present

    transcendental subject who mathematizes stuff to do the correlating, to

    make things real. And therefore, since mathematization means calculating

    pre-existing extensional objects, some kind of default Easy Think ontology

    is smuggled in behind the sophisticated, overmining concept of that

    correlating subject. And so on throughout the last two hundred years.

    Perhaps the weirdest it ever got was Heidegger, who at least tries to

    destructure (Destruktion, whence deconstruction) the metaphysical impulse,

    but tends to end up saying that German Dasein is the best correlator of

    them all, the best butcher. German lumps. The extension of the

    Lebensraum of German lumps in as many directions as possible.

    There's a related problem, which is that if you emphasize the Decider

    part of the correlationist equation, you tend to think that you can do

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    anything to anything. Since there are no actual light bulbs, only light bulb

    discourses, then maybe you can treat an octopus like a light bulb. Since

    there is no quantum world, as the Standard quantum theoretical Model

    version of correlationism states, everything becomes malleableso get me

    a huge grant so I can nano-transform this lectern into a lump of beef. Again

    you are treating the world as if it were just plastic extension lumps. And

    since you don't believe like Aristotle did in final or formal causes, you see

    those lumps in an even more sadistic way as waiting to be formatted in

    whatever way the Decider sees fit.

    Heidegger was thinking that the problem started with Plato, roughly,

    but he was thousands of years off, as far as I'm concerned. The problem

    started with Mesopotamians (and others in China and Central and South

    America) who were (1) anxious about where their next meal was coming

    from in a era when Earth was heating up and (2) ontologically anxious

    about the fundamental ambiguity suggested by the entanglement of things

    with their appearance, and the resulting fundamental paranoia common to

    indigenous cultures, in which you might be a witch, or under a spell, or that

    bunny rabbit might be a demon, or not, but it's really almost impossible to

    know for sure. A paranoia that could, in the grand scheme of things, be

    very funnya comical ontology where things are never as they appear but

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    never other than they actually are at the very same time, constantly

    deviating from themselves and thereby being exactly themselves, which just

    is this constant deviation, like circles or self-referential sentences such as

    This sentence is false. Such things are both true and false at the same time,

    which means that to tolerate them you have to tolerate violating the (never

    proved) law of noncontradiction and its nephew, the law of the excluded

    middle, those cornerstones of most Western logic.

    The fact that this indigenous way of seeing is now freely available to

    anyone who thinks through the implications and discoveries of

    contemporary science, including global warming science, is a delicious irony,

    that one day we will laugh at, once we have stopped crying tragically about

    having been caught in a loop for the last twelve thousand years, never

    having left Mesopotamia in any meaningful sense, the short version of that

    history beingIn order to avoid global warming, humans created worse global

    warming, which sounds like how Oedipus tried to avoid killing his dad by

    running away to a place where in a fit of road rage he killed his dad, and so

    on. Tragedythe endless cultural computation of the agricultural logistics

    that arose in the Fertile Crescent.

    Tragedy, with its nascently Axial Age theism of overarching destinies

    too big to fathom, gigantic beings that are bigger than the sum of their

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    parts, which makes most contemporary academic views of neoliberalism

    into variants of monotheismthis huge, big bad overarching system that

    we can't possibly defeat, woe is me, so we had better just allow it to

    accelerate and reveal its contradictions, while wiping us pathetic humans off

    the face of Earth.

    On the other hand, consider a small German town, which cuts itself

    off from the neoliberal energy grid and starts to produce its own power.

    Maybe the trouble is that it's too easy to subvert neoliberalism. You can

    just turn it off at the pipe, and install your own little solar array or

    whatever. I know, I know, it's not going to change everything. But can

    anything change everything? Once you accept that things are

    interconnected, it's also true that ethics and politics are always hamstrung

    by some kind of hypocrisy. Being nice to bunny rabbits means not being

    nice to bunny rabbit parasites. You can't get it all completely right all at

    once. Total solutions just don't work. So you end up being an ontologized

    version of some kind of early 70s postmodern thinker, for whom things are

    games, contingent, limited, ironically incapable of grasping everything. It's

    just that you are no longer simply claiming this in an epistemological sense,

    you are claiming it in an ontological sense. So your politics now gets even

    lamer looking: apparently we found the exit route from modernity in the

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    early 70s but because of the inertia of the academic marketplace or

    whatever, we went on burrowing way past it. What I'm saying about

    spoons and galaxies is very much what Irigaray is saying about the being she

    calls Woman, that a thing cannot be reduced to a one or a two, that it is an

    inherently untotalizable, multiple being whose appearance is inextricable

    from what it is in a way that defies most Western logic, but is nevertheless

    perfectly logical and thinkable in another sense.

    Ethical and political solutions are always necessarily loose and fragile

    affilations of humans and nonhumans, even when they are pretending not to

    be. So let's just do that deliberately. Let's get together a small reading group

    in this room with some polar bears and this cat and those trees, and see

    what happens. Maybe it will fizzle out after just a week. So there have to be

    lots and lots of ethical and political solutions, there can be no one solution

    to rule them all, which again begins to look like anarchism, although that

    word is itself a totalizing term invented to pathologize numerous quite

    discontinuous and varied beliefs. Political and ethical solutions have a

    necessarily playful, toy-like quality. Play is a fundamental category of being,

    since a thing is what it is, yet is never as it appears, which is what my cat

    says when she nips me, as we learn from Gregory Bateson: This is a bite and

    this is not a bite. Political models, social forms, ethical decisions are all to

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    some extent silly. The overwhelming grey seriousness with which we are

    supposed to think these things is part of the problem.

    Especially in an age in which technical functioning for its own sake is

    valued at the expense of everythingjust think of something local to

    universities, the success of engineering and writing programs at the expense

    of everything elseit seems important to emphasize play rather than

    reality. To this extent, OOO isn't about reality at all. If reality means

    getting used to acephalic technical functioning and damn the torpedoes

    and the droughts and the mass extinctionthen beam me up, Scotty.

    Because that kind of reality is based on an implicit ontology of bland

    extension lumps in which I can sadistically do anything to anything, because

    those lumps don't exist in a meaningful sense until the Decider has

    formatted them.

    But you can't do anything to everything, and for a deep ontological

    reason. Because appearance is deeply entwined with what things are, things

    exist in contradiction with themselves, and are thus intrinsically fragile, such

    that even a black hole, literally the densest object in the universe that

    nothing can touch without being sucked in, evaporates as it emits more and

    more Hawking radiation. Things are intrinsically disabled, as it were. They

    halt. Which would be a Turing-esque way of saying something OOO, and

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    this isn't an accident, since to prove Gdel's incompleteness theorem,

    Turing invented hypothetical physical machines that could pretend to be

    any other physical machine, just like your computer can pretend to be a

    piece of paper or a guitar. There is no machine powerful enough to predict

    whether or when all other machines will go into an infinite loop. Which is a

    physical way of saying that in order to be true on its own terms, a logical

    system must be able to talk nonsense. Which is a very rigorous way of

    saying that computation to happen, there have to be sets of things that

    contain things that aren't members of them. Which is a detailed way of

    saying that in order to have raindrops, you can't have actual raindrops.

    Turing's proof is an intuition about objects in general that OOO extends

    and develops.

    So, coexistence means things not interfering with the fragility of

    other things. Being-with in fragility. Coexistence is necessarily nonviolent.

    That sounds like the beginning of an ethics and a politics to me. Because

    existing meaning coexisting, even just with myself. Since I don't quite

    coincide with myself, even in total isolation, existing is coexisting. Notice

    how this is paradoxically different from saying that things are defined by

    their relations. This relationism usually means that Easy Think Things are

    networked together in something more interesting. What I'm saying is quite

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    the opposite, strangely. In an absolute vacuum, close to absolute zero, you

    would notice how I don't coincide with myself, a fact that is now

    demonstrably of objects billions of times larger than a single particle, the

    traditional (Standard Model) quantum unit. You would notice how I am a

    loop or a circulation, shimmering without mechanical input. You can put

    that on my gravestone by the way, if I die in the next few minutes. Things

    shimmer without mechanical input. If you wanted to reduce my ontology to

    one sentence, it would be that.

    Now we can reconsider the concept speciesin light of this, which I

    am calling weird essentialism. Again, it's an untheoretical, because

    unexamined, premise of theory 101 that to appear not an idiot you have to

    diss essentialism. Like Irigaray, I am some kind of essentialist, and also like

    her, I think that the way things are is not quite to coincide with themselves.

    This is an untried fourth position in a logic square of ontological positions

    since Kant: essentialism minus the metaphysics of presence. We have had

    essentialist plus the metaphysics of presencebasic scientistic atomism or

    flux ontologies. We have had nonessentialism minus the metaphysics of

    presencethe correlationisms popular in Continental philosophy and thus

    in theory class. Have had had nonessentialism minus the metaphysics of

    presencedeconstruction, which has the merit of doing no metaphysical

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    harm by refraining from ontological statements tout court. So let's give the

    fourth position a whirl.

    According to the fourth position, essentialism minus the metaphysics

    of presence, species is now thinkable as a weird, fragile whole that isn't

    quite the sum of its parts. Which turns out to be biologically correct. In

    order to be human I need a lot more nonhuman DNA in the shape of my

    bacterial microbiome than I need human DNA. Species has become truly

    thinkable right now, at the point at which we can see how symbiosis is a

    deep fact about lifeforms, and at the point at which we can see how

    humans are members of a hyperobject, the human species, that is directly

    responsible for global warming, and that there is a gap between little me

    who starts his car without meaning to harm Earth, and without indeed

    harming Earthmy action is statistically meaninglessand the human

    species, which starts billions of cars and other carbon emitting devices and

    thus causes global warming. A hyperobject being, if you recall, something

    you can think or compute, but you can't see or touch it. Thinking that a

    species is something you can see or touch is called being a speciesist or

    racist. That was what was wrong about Aristotle's concept of final cause

    ducks are for swimming, Greeks are for invading barbarians. Ducks aren't

    for very much at all, according to evolution theory.

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    The fact that things don't coincide with themselves also puts a

    serious dent in any form of self-interest theory. Since even my present self

    isn't quite me, let alone my future selves, it doesn't make sense to do

    actions with reference to my self interest. Indeed, we might see self-

    interest based ethical theories as an ethical version of the Easy Think

    Substance, sort of Easy Think Ethics. For a certain default utilitarianism,

    existing always trumps any quality of existing, so that, for instance, and this

    has been one reason why the planet is in quite bad shape, it is always better

    to have trillions of humans (I'm saying humans because in effect, screw the

    other lifeforms, according to this model) living in a state close to the

    zombified Msselmner of Primo Levi's concentration camp than it is to

    have billions of humans living in a state of permanent MDMA bliss. Which

    seems odd.

    We might go about proving this by showing that self-interest theories

    only operate on an anthropocentric temporality, and a blinkered one at

    that. Imagine an action that took thousands of years to complete.

    According to self-interest theory, I would need to live thousands of years

    to benefit from this action, and since this is not the case, I shouldn't do the

    action. Many ecological actions exist at a temporal scale way beyond one

    human lifetime, and they are patently a good idea for me and my

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    descendants, so self-interest theory breaks down when you stretch it wide

    enough. What about imagining the inverse, a nano-action such as petting a

    cat for one nanosecond? I would derive no benefit from such an action. But

    since petting a cat for a few seconds is technically made up of such nano-

    moments, that kind of action can't be valuable either. Since according to

    self-interest theory I am a consistent lump no matter what my appearances,

    my actions can be broken down into miniscule temporal parts that should

    contain some goodness, or stretched into a vast but still good form. But

    they patently don't. We can conclude that self-interest theories are

    anthropocentrically wired for a timeframe that probably fits the kind of

    Mesopotamian mindset we are still retweeting, where something like a

    year, or five if you are a Soviet farmer, is the relevant timeframe.

    We can thus conclude something quite astonishing. Not only is

    altruism (even the word is loaded) notjust selfish action optimized for large

    temporal scales, but since there is no such thingas acting in my self interest

    (remember we just reduced that to absurdity) there can be no such thing as

    its opposite, acting only with regard to the other, as if the other and how I

    should dispose myself towards the other were also an Easy Think Substance

    and an Easy Think Ethics.

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    In other words, we can find plenty of reasons to do beneficial

    ecological actions, for example, that don't need to be explained in terms of

    benefiting myself or sacrificing myself. In fact, it's even better. Since we

    actually cant' explain them that way at all, we are off the hook. We don't

    need to prove that looking after polar bears will be beneficial for future

    humans. We can just do it, without needing to prove anything. That's a

    pretty strong ethical theory, I feel. Since even just being myself in a vacuum

    means coexistence, then it's not right that any old action will satisfy this

    kind of intuitionism I'm advocating here. I can't murder things just because I

    feel like it. The state of affairs is an uneasy comedy, and it's my job to keep

    it that way.

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