Should Jackson be on the Should Jackson be on the 20 dollar bill?20 dollar bill?

John C. CalhounJohn C. Calhoun

He Completely Deserves ItHe Completely Deserves It

Is there a more deserving man to Is there a more deserving man to represent our democracy and economic represent our democracy and economic system than one who marched Indians to system than one who marched Indians to death and ruined a great economic system death and ruined a great economic system over a personal dispute? Obviously not…over a personal dispute? Obviously not…

I mean c’mon, he rode a horse. Oh and he I mean c’mon, he rode a horse. Oh and he also killed some British dudes so like yea also killed some British dudes so like yea he's totally good for the presidency.he's totally good for the presidency.

No, just kidding.No, just kidding.

The thought of a semi-monarchical The thought of a semi-monarchical president who overstepped his power president who overstepped his power being honored with his face on currency being honored with his face on currency makes my perfectly groomed neck hair makes my perfectly groomed neck hair stand on end… stand on end…

He Ruined the economy!He Ruined the economy! Sure it seems that he did a good job, but he laid Sure it seems that he did a good job, but he laid

the groundwork for future economic panic.the groundwork for future economic panic. He ruined the American System, which was working He ruined the American System, which was working

perfectly.perfectly. He slaughtered the Bank of the United States just like He slaughtered the Bank of the United States just like

he slaughtered all those innocent Indians.he slaughtered all those innocent Indians. He also appointed Samuel Swartwout to the position He also appointed Samuel Swartwout to the position

of the collector for the NYC customs house where he of the collector for the NYC customs house where he stole a million dollars from our nations fragile stole a million dollars from our nations fragile economy.economy.

This mentally insane man forced people against their This mentally insane man forced people against their wishes to pay a tariff which only benefitted the elite wishes to pay a tariff which only benefitted the elite classes. classes.

More on the EconomyMore on the Economy

Moving the US’s deposits from the BUS Moving the US’s deposits from the BUS ruined the economy by declaring a Specie ruined the economy by declaring a Specie Circular. Why would we put him on paper Circular. Why would we put him on paper money when it’s something he tried to money when it’s something he tried to destroy?destroy?

He’s an EVIL MAN!!!!! He’s an EVIL MAN!!!!!

Well, first off, when I stood up for states Well, first off, when I stood up for states rights, he tried to hang me on a tree.rights, he tried to hang me on a tree.

He marched thousands of Indians to He marched thousands of Indians to Oklahoma and only hundreds of them Oklahoma and only hundreds of them were lucky enough to die before they got were lucky enough to die before they got there. (Honestly Oklahoma is awful.)there. (Honestly Oklahoma is awful.)

He was insane…He was insane…

He’s only a unionist because I’m a He’s only a unionist because I’m a supporter of states rights. Most of his supporter of states rights. Most of his politics “for the people” are really just politics “for the people” are really just elaborate attempts screw me over.elaborate attempts screw me over.

The Peggy Eaton AffairThe Peggy Eaton Affair

““If you having girl problems I feel bad for you If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a wench ain’t one.” son, I got 99 problems but a wench ain’t one.” That was a letter he sent me. (Even though he That was a letter he sent me. (Even though he clearly did have girl problems)clearly did have girl problems)

Once again, his personal problems got in the Once again, his personal problems got in the way of being a good politician. He fired his whole way of being a good politician. He fired his whole cabinet in a stunning display of 5cabinet in a stunning display of 5 thth grade grade playground politics because they wouldn’t hang playground politics because they wouldn’t hang out with Peggy.out with Peggy.

He wants to ruin the south’s He wants to ruin the south’s economy!economy!

Once again, just to spite me, Jackson is Once again, just to spite me, Jackson is advocating for stronger federal advocating for stronger federal government rights. If they can charge us government rights. If they can charge us tariffs and build roads, then clearly they tariffs and build roads, then clearly they want to take our slaves! want to take our slaves!

He Should’ve Been Impeached!He Should’ve Been Impeached!

Jackson removed the Indians after John Jackson removed the Indians after John Marshall determined it unconstitutional, Marshall determined it unconstitutional, claiming he could do it because who was claiming he could do it because who was going to stop him? This sounds very going to stop him? This sounds very kinglike to me…kinglike to me…

So…So…

In conclusion, this insane wannabe king In conclusion, this insane wannabe king who ruined a good economic system and who ruined a good economic system and nearly turned the position of president into nearly turned the position of president into a kingship does not deserve to be on the a kingship does not deserve to be on the 20$ bill.20$ bill.

LOOK INTO MY EYES!LOOK INTO MY EYES!