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Stukgjt Solri [lji

]lreky e` LACs Solri [lji

Bgjrg6 ]lreky e` l Oehhyweek [P soew

@nhdnjb kltg6 [AKHecltnej6 Coldplnbj-Wraljl, NH & tog Solri [lji stukneQghglsg kltgs6 njntnlh krl`t, < Lprnh 1=

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Syjepsns

[og Stukgjt Solri [lji ns l phlcg wogrg stukgjt gjtrgprgjgurssggi lj njvgstdgjt te lnk tognr ausnjgss ljk/er nkgls.

[og scgjg epgjs up wnto tog `eur solris snttnjb lt tognrfukbdgjt peknud njsnkg e` tog Solri [lji9 tog cldgrl pljjnjblcress tog reed.

Nj agtwggj dlnj scgjgs, arng` onbohnbots ljk jlrrltnej `red togupcednjb scgjg eccurs toreubo qunci-cut gknts. [ons ns kejg senj erkgr te gxphlnj te tog vngwgr oew tog soew weris.[ogj l qunci plj e` tog solkewgk `nburgs e` tog Solris hnjgk-upns soewj.

[og jlrrlter njtrekucgs tog Solris wnto, lblnj, qunci-cut gknts

ljk vnkge chnps. [og jlrrltnvg ns cgjtgrgk ej onbohnbotnjb glcoSolris sltnrnclh crgkgjtnlhs ljk qulhn`ncltnejs.

[ons ns l plreky decinjb tog rglh-hn`g colrlctgrs e` tog lctulhSolri [lji[P soew ej LAC. Nt ns ijewj `er nts coggsy lctnjb,ljk tog styhg e` tog plreky wnhh usg tons typg e` lctnjb.

Glco Solri ns njtrekucgk wnto l

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Cuttnjb cejtnjunty

Olhhwly6 Gdpty ljk zeeds toreubo keers hglknjb njte l reed

Jlrrlter6 Rghcedg te tog Stukgjt Solri [lji

(@hlso/fudp cut trljsntnej)

Qeed6 ]ljjnjb soet e` tog Solris snttnjb lcress tog peknud nj lrew

Jlrrlter6 wogrg stukgjt gjtrgprgjgurs sggi lj njvgstdgjt testlrt, brew, er slvg tognr ausnjgss er nkgls.

(Fudp cuts e` `ergsolkewnjb njtgrlctnejs agtwggj gjtrgprgjgurljk tog Solris)

Jlrrlter6 N` tog Solris oglr l brglt nkgl, togy dnbot njvgsttognr ewj dejgy, er hlci togrge`

(Derg fudp cuts e` `ergsolkewnjb cejchusnej te tog pntco)

Jlrrlter6 N` tog gjtrgprgjgurs kejt bgt tog njvgstdgjt togyrgsgginjb, togyhh wlhi lwly wnto JE[ONJB.

(Knssehvg trljsntnej)

Eutsnkg6 [og `eur Solris lrg hnjgk-up snkg-ay-snkg wnto lrdscressgk nj solkewnjb hnbot.

(@lkg Nj te sgg Solris, togj zeed ljk chesg-up soets e` glco)

Eutsnkg6 Solris, stnhh nj tog hnjg, wlhi `erwlrk tewlrks togcldgrl

(Fudp cuts lt hew cldgrl ljbhgs te soew Solris pewgr)

Jlrrlter6 Fust woe lrg tog stukgjt solris gxlcthy5 [ogyrg sgh`-dlkg gxpgrts nj woltgvgr nt ns tolt togy lhhgbgkhy ke. [ogsg

Solris lrg werto [GJS ljk OWJKQGKS e` kehhlrs!

(Fudp cuts e` Solri < njtre chnps)

Jlrrlter6 Solri

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(Fudp cut/chesg-up soet e` Solri < bnvnjb crggpy bhljcg ltcldgrl)

(Knssehvg trljsntnej ljk fudp cuts e` Solri 1 njtre chnps)

Jlrrlter6 Solri 1 (njsgrt jldg) ns tog klubotgr e` tog CGE e`ejg e` tog hlrbgst agvgrlbg cedpljngs nj tog werhk. Njstglk e``ehhewnjb ogr `ltogrs `eetstgps, sog slw lj eppertujnty ljkkreppgk-eut e` scoeeh te hlujco l chetonjb cedpljy tolt tlnhers

prekucts te tog Brggi-hn`g ceddujnty.

(Fudp cut/chesg-up soet e` Solri 1 bnvnjb lwiwlrk bhljcg ltcldgrl)

(Knssehvg trljsntnej ljk fudp cuts e` Solri 3 njtre chnps)

Jlrrlter6 Solri 3 (njsgrt jldg) ns tog eutspeigj stukgjt tgld

dljlbgr `er tog Wjnvgrsnty e` Nhhnjens Redgjs [gjjns tgld. Oglhse njtgrjgk ejg suddgr `er l dnjer hglbug alsgalhh tgld. Ogijews fust laeut ljytonjb togrg ns te ijew laeut ljy spert gvgjtog RJAL.

(Fudp cut/chesg-up soet e` Solri 3 bnvnjb sgrneus/try-olrk pesglt cldgrl)

(Knssehvg trljsntnej ljk fudp cuts e` Solri ; njtre chnps)

Jlrrlter6 Solri ; (njsgrt jldg) ns l `erdgr njtgrj `er OgrCldpus. Sog lhse stukngk larelk nj Qedg `er lj GJ[NQG sgdgstgr.L`tgr ogr feurjgys larelk kurnjb ogr hgjbtoy stly, sog rglhnzgkogr trug clhhnjb nj hn`g e` agcednjb l werhk gxphergr. Sogstlrtgk ogr ewj tetlhhy ujnqug, ljk njcrgknahy trgjkyhn`gstyhg, `lsonej ljk trlvgh aheb, clhhgk RljkgrnjbBnrh.

(Fudp cut/chesg-up soet e` Solri ; bnvnjb sgkuctnvg, bnrhy pesgslt cldgrl)

Scrggj6 Alcikrep vnkge e` lctulh solris swnddnjb nj wltgr wnto lknschlndgr laeut tog rglhnty e` tog soew

(Fudp cuts e` Coldplnbj scgjgry9 knssehvg trljsntnej njte fudpcuts e` gjtrgprgjgur njtre chnps)

Gjtrgprgjgur6 Dy jldg ns (njsgrt jldg), ljk N ld `red togConclbe suaura e` Hlig @ergst, Nhhnjens. N ld currgjthylttgjknjb tog Wjnvgrsnty e` Nhhnjens, dlfernjb nj Cogdnstry. Ntwls wnto tog ijewhgkbg e` dy gkucltnej tolt hgk dg te ujcevgrtons breujkarglinjb knscevgry. Nd currgjthy trynjb te hlujco,

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kgvghep, ljk lctulhhy `nburg eut oew te crgltg tons prekuct teoghp coljbg tog wly wg krnji wltgr.

Olhhwly6 ]ljs kewj olhhwly njte epgjnjb keers e` tog Solri [lji

Keers6 Soet e` gjtrgprgjgur wlhinjb nj `red njsnkg e` tog reedlt l onbo cldgrl ljbhg (nj`grnernty) ls og lpprelcogs tog stlbg

(Qlpnk fudp cuts agtwggj Solris ljk tog gjtrgprgjgurlpprelconjb)

Gjtrgprgjgur6 On Solris, dy jldg ns (njsgrt jldg), N ld tog`eujkgr e` ]ewgr]ewkgr `red Conclbe, Nhhnjens ljk N ld sgginjb l$1==,=== njvgstdgjt `er l

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Solri 16 Olsjt sedgtonjb hnig tons lhrglky aggj njvgjtgk5

Gjtrgprgjgur6 [ogrg lrg l `gw cedpgtnters, hnig Crystlh Hnbot,Klsljn, Blterlkg, ]ewgrlkg, Ieeh Lnk, Jgsquni, ljk sedg etogrsoewgvgr, dnjg tlstgs agttgr, ljk N ld benjb te `ecus fust ejcehhgbg stukgjts.

Solri 16 N kejt ijew, dy lrgl e` gxpgrtnsg ns rglhhy nj `lsonejljk chetonjb9 N kejt tonji N wnhh ag e` duco oghp. Se, `er toltrglsej, Nd eut.

Gjtrgprgjgur6 [olji yeu

Solri 36 [ons ns lasehutghy prgpestgreus tolt yeu weuhk gvgjwlstg yeur lhrglky wertohgss tndg ej sedgtonjb se njgxphnclahystupnk ljk ujernbnjlh. Lhh e` dy sperts tglds N weri wnto usg

pewgrgk agvgrlbg dnxgs, ljk olvg aggj kenjb se `er yglrs. Ke yeu

hnvg ujkgr l reci5 Crgltnjb l cehhgbg-`ecusgk vgrsnej5 Ke yeurglhnzg lhh nt tligs ns ejg e` togsg gstlahnsogk arljks tecrgltg l cehhgbg-`ecusgk prekuct, ljk togy wnhh squlso yeu hnigtog hntthg cecirelco tolt yeu lrg. Ogrgs lj e``gr, Nhh bnvgyeu 7= cgjts te auy yeur gjtnrg nkgl ljk tolts dg agnjbbgjgreus. Nd eut.

Gjtrgprgjgur6 [olji yeu, N knslbrgg, aut N lpprgcnltg yeuroejgsty

Solri ;6 N tonji tons ns hnig seee ujnqug ljk trgjky, Nheeeeeevvvvggg hgdejlkg. [urjnjb wltgr njte hgdejlkg, hnigwollllltttt5! [olts crlzzzzyyyy. Wj`ertujlthgy, N kejt hnigolvg ljy dejgy te bnvg yeu er ljytonjb, aut N clj tetlhhy tlhilaeut nt ej dy aheb er sedgtonjb. N weuhk hnig auy sedg tee `erdysgh`, nt heeis seeee beeeek.

(Snhgjcg ljk cej`usnej, chesg-up ljk pljs e` puzzhgk heeis)

Gjtrgprgjgur6 (ogsntljthy) Eily

Solri 36 [urj lreujk, bgt eut, hglvg, krep tons nkgl, glrj lkgbrgg, bgt l rglh fea, ljk jgvgr cedg alci.

Keers & Qeed6 Gjtrgprgjgur wlhis toreubo Solri [lji keer njte ljgdpty olhhwly

Olhhwly6 Gjtrgprgjgur wlhis eut, vnsulhhy knsceurlbgk

Scrggj6 Pnkge chnp e` solris swnddnjb (@lkg Eut te gjk)