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1 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:12,935 'Nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, 2 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:17,571 'but it's been a good home to us, to me, Frank Gallagher, 3 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,493 'and me kids, who I'm proud of, 4 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:23,492 'cos every one of 'em reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:29,212 'They can think for themselves, which they've me to thank for. 6 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,098 'Fiona, who's a massive help. 7 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:37,095 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Phillip any more. 8 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:41,810 'Lan's like his mam, which is handy for the others, cos she's disappeared. 9 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,573 'Carl. We daren't let his hair grow, for two reasons. 10 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:48,733 'One, it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah. Two, nits love it. 11 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:52,210 'Debbie! Sent by God. Total angel. 12 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:55,770 'Check your change, but she'll always do you a favour. 13 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:58,693 'Plus Liam! Gonna be a star,

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100:00:09,260 --> 00:00:12,935'Nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estateis the Garden of Eden,

200:00:13,020 --> 00:00:17,571'but it's been a good home to us,to me, Frank Gallagher,

300:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,493'and me kids, who I'm proud of,

400:00:20,580 --> 00:00:23,492'cos every one of 'emreminds me a little of me.

500:00:23,580 --> 00:00:29,212'They can think for themselves,which they've me to thank for.

600:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,098'Fiona, who's a massive help.

700:00:32,180 --> 00:00:37,095'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which iswhy nobody calls him Phillip any more.

800:00:37,180 --> 00:00:41,810'Lan's like his mam, which is handyfor the others, cos she's disappeared.

900:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,573'Carl. We daren't let his hair grow,for two reasons.

1000:00:44,660 --> 00:00:48,733'One, it stands on end and makes himlook like Toyah. Two, nits love it.

1100:00:48,820 --> 00:00:52,210

'Debbie! Sent by God. Total angel.

1200:00:52,300 --> 00:00:55,770'Check your change,but she'll always do you a favour.

1300:00:55,860 --> 00:00:58,693'Plus Liam! Gonna be a star,

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1400:00:58,780 --> 00:01:01,055'once we've got the fits under control.

1500:01:02,020 --> 00:01:07,413'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.The truth is out there. Not.

1600:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,333'Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica.

1700:01:10,420 --> 00:01:12,615'Lend you anything - well, not anything.

1800:01:12,700 --> 00:01:16,488'But, all of them, to a man,know first and foremost

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00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:19,492'one of the most vital necessitiesin this life

2000:01:19,580 --> 00:01:22,777'is they know how to throw a party!

2100:01:22,860 --> 00:01:24,976'Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Scatter! '

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00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:32,448(Steve) 'The more timeI spent with this family,

2300:01:32,540 --> 00:01:35,612'the more I sussedthat the linchpins were the females.

2400:01:35,700 --> 00:01:38,294'Fiona, the breadwinner,surrogate mother,

2500:01:38,380 --> 00:01:41,611'then Debbie,a born leader in a tribe of males.'

2600:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,053Good morning, Crumble.

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2700:01:43,140 --> 00:01:46,416'Everything she did wasfor the benefit of that family.

2800:01:46,500 --> 00:01:49,378'She had stamina,compassion, and understanding.

2900:01:49,460 --> 00:01:52,133'But she also hada twisted view of generosity.

3000:01:52,220 --> 00:01:56,498'She was only happy when she pleasedpeople. One Saturday changed all that.

3100:01:56,580 --> 00:02:00,209'She emerged from her chrysalisa fully-formed butterfly.

3200:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,098'Lt was a day none of uscould ever forget,

3300:02:03,180 --> 00:02:05,171'however hard we tried.'

3400:02:05,260 --> 00:02:09,890- Wow! Gorgeous girl, aren't you? Mm...

- (Traffic rumbles)

3500:02:11,980 --> 00:02:14,414(Wind chimes tinkling)

3600:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,332(Groans)

3700:02:27,420 --> 00:02:29,376(Car horn toots)

3800:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,853For God's sake.

3900:02:48,140 --> 00:02:53,294- Ooh, sorry! I thought you were out.- I was round Nana's but the water's off.

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00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,579(Door closes)

5400:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,616(Car horn toots)

5500:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,497Aw...

5600:04:23,540 --> 00:04:25,496Look at that!

5700:04:27,860 --> 00:04:32,012- You need a lift?- An hour ago, yeah. Where is that from?

5800:04:32,100 --> 00:04:35,649(Chuckles) One careful owner -my dentist.

5900:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,857- Your own dentist?- Yeah, well, he robs me, I rob him.

6000:04:38,940 --> 00:04:42,171I saw you driving down Princess Roadthis morning. I waved.

6100:04:42,260 --> 00:04:45,172

Yeah, well, sorry mate, didn't see you.

6200:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,216It was red then.

6300:04:52,740 --> 00:04:53,968Hello.

6400:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,456(Footsteps upstairs)

6500:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,450Can you hear that?

6600:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,057It's one of the kids.

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00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,736(Footsteps again)

6800:05:08,820 --> 00:05:12,335Can't be.You watched me unlock the door.

6900:05:12,420 --> 00:05:14,376Lip's got the only other set.

7000:05:24,780 --> 00:05:27,374(Thuds)

7100:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,416Not a chance!

7200:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,970- If they're burgling us, it's a nutter.- Shut the fuck up!

7300:05:34,580 --> 00:05:36,810(Stair creaks)

7400:05:36,900 --> 00:05:39,095(Door opens)

7500:05:42,660 --> 00:05:45,128(Laughter)

7600:05:46,860 --> 00:05:50,933State of him! If you weren't a mate,we'd put it round, "gutless wimp".

7700:05:51,020 --> 00:05:55,775- Said the gobbets at the back!- With biceps and up front, skid marks!

7800:05:56,820 --> 00:06:00,859You OK, Debs? You're not, are you?

7900:06:03,100 --> 00:06:06,410- I went past Katy Mason's party.- Who's Katy Mason?

8000:06:07,620 --> 00:06:09,019Just outside,

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8100:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,534walking past.

8200:06:11,620 --> 00:06:14,532And her dad, he...

8300:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,930- Her dad did what?- Nothing.

8400:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,616Debbie...

8500:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,896Just take your time, all right?

8600:06:34,020 --> 00:06:38,059He was just laughing with them,

and playing with them.

8700:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,416I couldn't see their faces.

8800:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,650It's not fair!

8900:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,696Hey, hey! What wasn't fair?

9000:06:47,860 --> 00:06:49,418Everything.

9100:06:50,940 --> 00:06:54,569- So, I nicked something.- You...?

9200:06:54,660 --> 00:06:57,299(Laughter)

9300:06:57,380 --> 00:06:59,291From the party?

9400:06:59,380 --> 00:07:01,940Jesus, Debbie!

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00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:05,171- Me heart nearly stopped then!- Debs, we've all done it.

9600:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,979Well done for owning up,but don't try it again.

9700:07:08,060 --> 00:07:11,132Especially if confessionsare your strong point!

9800:07:13,340 --> 00:07:17,174- You cheeky monkey!- (Baby chattering upstairs)

9900:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,856(Liam) Who's that, Debbie?

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00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:40,458(Giggling)

10100:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,896(Police siren)

10200:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,896Oh, here we go!

10300:08:15,580 --> 00:08:18,970

Send in the clowns! What have we done?

10400:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,857Hey, what's anybody done?

10500:08:23,260 --> 00:08:26,013Don't pick on people round here.

10600:08:27,820 --> 00:08:32,052Tony Blair! You want a set to,

go and nail that twat!

10700:08:34,620 --> 00:08:37,498Who's the parents?Move back! Who are the parents?

10800:08:37,580 --> 00:08:41,368- Here they are.

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- Now, listen to me. No, listen to me.

10900:08:41,460 --> 00:08:45,009The faster we get information...Come on, what are your names?

11000:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,170- Jackie and Stewart.- Jackie, Stewart,

11100:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,730the faster we get information,the faster we know what to do.

11200:08:50,820 --> 00:08:53,812There's a team on the wayand we need precise details.

11300:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,653

- When did you last see Jody?- Half twelve.

11400:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,571- Age?- Three next week.

11500:08:58,660 --> 00:09:00,173He was a really good angel.

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00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:15,659Kiddie. Up the street. Snatched!

11700:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,696Thin air!

11800:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,736Oh, God help us...

11900:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,616

(Giggles)

12000:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,653I'll show you who's best man.

12100:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,575- Hey, Lip, is it true?- What?

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00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,014No. She had a party badge on.

13600:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,660- Why'd you take her?- She was crying for her mum.

13700:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,651Where was her mum? Nobody cared!

13800:10:17,740 --> 00:10:22,450They will now! For fuck's sake, this is allwe need. Are you right in the head?

13900:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,452- Grr!- Fiona, calm down, all right?

14000:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,496

Kids get lost all the time.

14100:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,696We take it back and we say...

14200:10:29,780 --> 00:10:33,329(Fiona) We're going to take you home,aren't we, Jody?

14300:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,375

Yeah.

14400:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,574- Hi. What's going on?- It's OK, Andrea.

14500:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,654Me and lan, we're just having a laugh.

14600:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,891

Aren't prostitutes shy?

14700:10:50,980 --> 00:10:54,336- Still doing insurance claims, Lip?- What are you after?

14800:10:54,420 --> 00:10:58,493I'm thinking, high winds, March 18th.

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Aerial goes through the roof.

14900:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,616Look, for Christ's sake!

15000:11:00,700 --> 00:11:05,854...to two floors down. That's two ceilings,three carpets, and a NICAM telly.

15100:11:05,940 --> 00:11:09,933Do you know what an aerial weighs?Let's say the chimney went.

15200:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,772How much do you charge?

15300:11:11,860 --> 00:11:15,933Ten for the forms, 20 when the claim'spaid, plus labour for pretend rubble,

15400:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,851cos you don't have a chimney.

15500:11:17,940 --> 00:11:21,853(Megaphone) 'Ladies and gentlemen,please can I have your attention?

15600:11:21,940 --> 00:11:26,650'I know emotions are running high.

I appreciate you really want to help... '

15700:11:26,740 --> 00:11:31,018How many times does this haveto happen before anybody listens?

15800:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,740Eh? Hey, count the troops!

15900:11:34,820 --> 00:11:40,497

Count the troops! If we lived in Chorltonthey'd be all over like fucking crabs.

16000:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,696A kiddie missing, one van, one car!

16100:11:42,780 --> 00:11:45,977Six monkeys! You know, makes you sick!

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16200:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,373Not the pigs themselves,you know, thingies...

16300:11:50,460 --> 00:11:57,059Policies! The Home Office.Probably Tony Blair! Again! I say...

16400:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,096Look at everybody.

16500:11:59,180 --> 00:12:03,537We haven't got a clue about this.We found her walking, all right?

16600:12:03,620 --> 00:12:07,010- I feel sick.- You get her out, I'll do the talking.

16700:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,056Oh, Fiona, Steve.

16800:12:09,140 --> 00:12:12,052Kiddie, this size. Jody. Little Jody.

16900:12:12,140 --> 00:12:15,894- You haven't passed a kiddie?- Somebody wandered off, Frank?

17000:12:15,980 --> 00:12:20,576No! Frank spotted a junkielooking over the fence at the party.

17100:12:20,660 --> 00:12:23,333About ten seconds beforelittle Jody disappears!

17200:12:23,420 --> 00:12:26,378

Junkie with dreads.Ugly bastards. Scummy.

17300:12:26,460 --> 00:12:29,497What the fuck are we doing,standing here? Get him!

17400:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,969

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Go on, get after him!

17500:12:32,060 --> 00:12:36,338- Jody!- Where do Jody's parents live, Sheila?

17600:12:36,420 --> 00:12:40,208Wennon Street. But I thinkthey're still up there with the police.

17700:12:40,300 --> 00:12:44,054The kid was gonna be threenext week. He's not even three, Steve.

17800:12:44,140 --> 00:12:46,813We'll get on the street and... He?

17900:12:46,900 --> 00:12:52,418I know, it's bad enough if it's a girl, innit?

But your only son!

18000:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,856- I mean, can you imagine?- We'll hit the road to have a look.

18100:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,339Aye, good lad.

18200:12:57,420 --> 00:13:00,059

It's a boy! Great! Get him down!

18300:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,096God be with you.

18400:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,929I know she's not a virgin,cos I were there when she lost it.

18500:13:15,700 --> 00:13:19,136

Bouncer. Sean Creed.

18600:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,938Plus...

18700:13:24,420 --> 00:13:27,298I were knobbing herevery Friday down school baths.

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18800:13:27,380 --> 00:13:29,610You were?

18900:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,611God, yeah.

19000:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,537Towel room.

19100:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,894We had to do it in the pump house.

19200:13:38,980 --> 00:13:43,417Took me years to work out whythe smell of bleach followed me round.

19300:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,809

Are we going up for a kip?

19400:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,452Can't budge.

19500:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,736Do you like me hair this colour?

19600:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,496Suits you.

19700:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,816Me neither. Oh...

19800:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,138(Applause and cheering on TV)

19900:14:19,620 --> 00:14:21,576Oh, well played.

20000:14:25,060 --> 00:14:30,134- What's the score, Kash?- Eh? 2-1. I think.

20100:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,849Give us some baccyand a packet of razors as well, mate.

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20200:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,737How's the baby, then, Pete?

20300:14:35,820 --> 00:14:40,848Me and Claire have had 10 hours' kip in afortnight. I'm this close to losing my job.

20400:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,817(Cash register beeps)

20500:14:44,420 --> 00:14:47,810How was it between you and Yvonne?You know, sex and that?

20600:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,094- Pretty ordinary.- No, after the first.

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00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:55,654Oh, right, yeah...

20800:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,696About a fortnight.

20900:14:57,780 --> 00:15:03,298Fuck all in two months, me. She won't letme near her. I'm pulling myself stupid.

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00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,019Yeah, I can imagine.

21100:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,739You can see why I'm skint as well,can't you?

21200:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,449If that cat walks past meone more time with its tail in the air,

21300:15:12,540 --> 00:15:16,328it's getting one up the ring,cos I am ten wanks beyond fussy.

21400:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,376Cheers, mate.

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00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:23,129- Eh, good luck!- I'm gonna need it.

21600:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,976There he is!

21700:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,016Where's the kid?

21800:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,852The kid!

21900:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,896The baby's at home.

22000:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,938Oi! Get off him!

22100:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,329Animals!

22200:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,978Come on, let's search his flat.

22300:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,016Come on, let's go!

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00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:48,136- What's all that about?- Fuck knows.

22500:15:50,740 --> 00:15:52,378(Doorbell ringing)

22600:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,451Kev! Door!

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00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,096(Knocking, doorbell)

22800:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,136Kev!

22900:16:01,500 --> 00:16:05,698- Oh...

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- I'm desperate. 15 minutes, I promise.

23000:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,498Yeah, all right.

23100:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,492No biscuits, Liam,but if you help me rinse this lot off

23200:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,935we can nip to the shop later. Come on!

23300:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,970- (Door slams)- (Fiona) Where is she?

23400:16:22,340 --> 00:16:24,251Debbie!

23500:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,296Debbie...

23600:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,336(Toilet flushing)

23700:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,736Debbie, get out here!

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00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,091- Where's his clothes?- They were covered in chocolate.

23900:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,180(Washing machine spinning)

24000:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,049She stuck it on a boil wash.

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00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,459Can you pass us a towel, love?

24200:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,496Right. What time is it?

24300:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,010Kev's back at work at six.

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24400:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,056- We'll get started...- Why?

24500:17:16,620 --> 00:17:20,215Who the fuck are you?

24600:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,616Kev, don't!

24700:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,536Age 3-5.

24800:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,214You having a laugh? That looks massive.

24900:17:35,820 --> 00:17:39,096

Heya. What are you looking at?Is that for your birthday?

25000:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,977- No.- When is your birthday?

25100:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,016I'm nearly four.

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00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,572Yeah. Come on, get in.Happy birthday, mate.

25300:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,850(Siren)

25400:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,773We are now looking fora three-year-old lost boy,

25500:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,851with strawberry-blond hair.

25600:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,659- Got the wig off Suzy.- Who's Suzy?

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27000:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,970- I chucked it out.- I fixed it. For emergencies.

27100:18:41,060 --> 00:18:45,099- (Steve) What kind of emergencies?- I don't know.

27200:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,933- What did you stick him in a dress for?- I wanted a girl,

27300:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,295but none of the girls wanted a chocolate.

27400:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,894(Knocking on door)

275

00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,088Fiona! Fiona!

27600:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,775Who the hell's this? We're notbloody childminders, you know!

27700:19:06,140 --> 00:19:09,212It's still damp,and it still looks brand new to me.

27800:19:09,300 --> 00:19:12,178What did I say to you last week?

27900:19:12,260 --> 00:19:17,698She put all our forks in the knife drawer.She's off her fucking cake sometimes.

28000:19:17,780 --> 00:19:21,170- Who's screwy for letting her?- Debbie planned this.

28100:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,137- And thanks, friend!- Me?

28200:19:23,220 --> 00:19:26,451I've had that kid in our house.I'm involved now!

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28300:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,213(Steve) Debbie's a kid herself,with a problem.

28400:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,689The worst that can happenis she gets help.

28500:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,498What kind of help?

28600:19:33,580 --> 00:19:37,095She nabbed a kid, right?If we leave it, it'll get much worse.

28700:19:37,180 --> 00:19:41,139- You mean grass her up?- Lip, you said it was premeditated.

28800:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,735Whoa, posh lad! I don't know whathelp means where you come from,

28900:19:44,820 --> 00:19:48,369but they'll shred Debbie.Screwy or not, they don't take prisoners.

29000:19:48,460 --> 00:19:52,851

She's not screwy, and she didn't steal.She borrowed him accidentally.

29100:19:52,940 --> 00:19:56,694Not if she used fucking chocolateto get him in a pram, Veronica.

29200:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,850They'll torch our house!

293

00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:01,613(Megaphone) 'We are looking fora young boy...

29400:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,134- 'wearing blue trainers... '- No!

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00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,495'... and a Captain Curtis T-shirt.'

29600:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,333If Social Services find outDad moved in with Sheila,

29700:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,729they'll have a field day splitting us up.

29800:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,095'You know what happened last time! '

29900:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,172No!

30000:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,979Next suggestion ona much bigger fucking postcard!

30100:20:23,460 --> 00:20:27,658Jo-o-o-o-dyyyy!

30200:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,650(Door opens and slams shut)

30300:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,971- I can't eat, Sheila.- Well, you should try, sweetheart.

30400:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,016Eh?

30500:20:49,940 --> 00:20:55,936If that kid was one of mine, I'd want thatguy's bollocks in a bag. No two ways!

30600:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,295So we're too lenient with sex offenders?

30700:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,416Say what you like about Saddam,

30800:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,651he'd have had that twisted bastardmelted down.

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30900:21:03,740 --> 00:21:08,939Tell Tony Blair. That's how you'll get myvote. Pasty-faced gimp! Write that down!

31000:21:09,020 --> 00:21:13,650Hey! She does Cherie Blair.Do Cherie Blair for us. Do it for us, go on.

31100:21:15,060 --> 00:21:19,736(Screeching) I'm justa normal wife and mother.

31200:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,334She does it better than that, usually.

31300:21:22,420 --> 00:21:27,414- (Reporter) Frank, you're a father of six.- Well, you'd die for your kids.

31400:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,253They so much as get a temperature,you're there!

31500:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,900It's eight o'clock. Take me! Give it to me!

31600:21:32,980 --> 00:21:36,336So you drum it in to your childrento avoid strangers?

31700:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,856Spot a nonce, deck him first,go for the eyes, cripple the fuck.

31800:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,771Then fine, and addle.

31900:21:41,860 --> 00:21:43,657Will they listen?

32000:21:45,900 --> 00:21:49,859- I'll try and nip back later, Frank.- Hey... (lndistinct)

32100:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,132- What's all that about?- You missed it all.

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32200:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,893It's awful. Abduction.

32300:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,936Little Jody.

32400:22:06,580 --> 00:22:10,209Jo-o-o-dyyyy!

32500:22:14,060 --> 00:22:18,053(lmitates Gollum) They've cometo take our precious...

32600:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,575No, the precious is ours for all eternity.

32700:22:23,620 --> 00:22:27,408

It's a girly precious,not a boysy precious.

32800:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,334How can that be, if he's got a penis?

32900:22:31,420 --> 00:22:34,457- Oh, no...- Pack it in, you.

330

00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:38,294- Don't need you, Carl.- (Sniggers)

33100:22:38,380 --> 00:22:40,848- I only wanted to cheer him up.- Who wouldn't?

33200:22:40,940 --> 00:22:44,012- He needed looking after.- Yeah, we know that.

33300:22:44,100 --> 00:22:48,173But if it's a bloke or a boy taking Jodyhome, people think something bad.

33400:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,251Not if you took him.

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33500:22:50,340 --> 00:22:54,618We can't, cos we've already beenround there saying we know nothing.

33600:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,134We'd sound like we were telling lies!

33700:22:57,220 --> 00:23:00,098- You were.- Yeah, for you!

33800:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,172- Look, it's been three hours since...- Three and a half!

33900:23:03,260 --> 00:23:07,936That's a long time, Debbie. An adultwould have phoned somebody by now.

34000:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,096Well, what would I have to say?

34100:23:19,340 --> 00:23:23,379Get on your bike. Corner of Beaker Streetand David's Lane, the phone box.

34200:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,497Ring the police and say this. Exactly this.

34300:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,253- 20 past four. Exactly 20 past four.- Why should I?

34400:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,456Do you want to go intoa children's home?

34500:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,771The one on Crofton's got

a full-size trampoline.

34600:23:34,860 --> 00:23:37,374Just do it!

34700:23:37,460 --> 00:23:40,179- I don't own a bike.- So go and nick one.

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34800:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,096Shit!

34900:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,453- (Ringing tone)- 'Emergency services.'

35000:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,259'I was walking up Beaker Street... '

35100:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,218- Coming from the...?- Swimming baths.

35200:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,052When I saw Jody.

353

00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:10,257- You didn't know his name then.- A little boy.

35400:24:12,220 --> 00:24:14,973- On his own.- On his own.

35500:24:15,060 --> 00:24:18,291- Crying. I asked where her mum was.- Not her.

35600:24:18,380 --> 00:24:21,178I asked him where his mum was,

35700:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,491- and he didn't know.- Good girl, that's great, Debs.

35800:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,936I looked round. I couldn't see any adults.

35900:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,976He was upset.

36000:24:30,060 --> 00:24:34,133So I gave him some chocolate,which he liked.

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36100:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,255Good!

36200:24:35,340 --> 00:24:39,538You turned left, out of David's Lane,heading for the park.

36300:24:39,620 --> 00:24:42,771- Past Beaker Street, into David's Lane.- 'When was this? '

36400:24:42,860 --> 00:24:45,294"10 minutes, back when I saw him."

36500:24:46,540 --> 00:24:49,850"10 minutes back.When I saw him, I thought,

366

00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:53,774- "Isn't that the kid they're looking for?"- 'Definitely Captain Curtis? '

36700:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,694I didn't say Captain Curtis,I said... cape...

36800:24:57,780 --> 00:24:59,577- 'Sorry, go on.'- He was with a girl.

36900:24:59,660 --> 00:25:01,173- 'Can you describe her? '

37000:25:01,260 --> 00:25:04,969Then you went to a phone boxat Bristol Grove.

37100:25:05,060 --> 00:25:09,690I went to a phone box on Bristol Grove.

I thought, "I'd best phone the police."

37200:25:09,780 --> 00:25:12,658Or somebody. That one was vandalised.

37300:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,452There's a phone boxat Beaker Street and David's Lane.

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37400:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,496Why didn't you use that one, Debbie?

37500:25:20,580 --> 00:25:23,219- Cos there was someone using it.- An adult?

37600:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,052- Yeah.- You didn't tell the adult

37700:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,256that you found a child?

37800:25:27,340 --> 00:25:30,412He was using the phone box as a toilet,so I didn't trust him.

37900:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,378- 'So we ran.'- 'Good.'

38000:25:33,460 --> 00:25:36,099So I decided to walktowards home and tell youse.

38100:25:36,180 --> 00:25:39,013- So we crossed Benson Road...

- At the crossing.

38200:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,330Crossed Benson Road at the pelican,

38300:25:41,420 --> 00:25:43,888and Jody caught his cloakon a bit of fencing,

38400:25:43,980 --> 00:25:46,130

and it ripped.

38500:25:46,220 --> 00:25:49,292- Eh, wow! What do you look like now?- A girl!

38600:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,530- No, you don't.

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- Lipstick.

38700:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,939Not lipstick.

38800:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,295- Where's your socks?- (Giggles)

38900:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,335Socks!

39000:25:57,300 --> 00:26:02,499Fiona will switch the kids. If anybodyasks, she's been shopping, all right?

39100:26:02,580 --> 00:26:06,653We're getting off. I'll see you roundSheila's in half an hour, all right?

39200:26:06,740 --> 00:26:09,493Lip, can you stick the kidsin the car, please?

39300:26:09,580 --> 00:26:11,889- Come on, you two, quick!- I'm coming.

39400:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,050

Hey! Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?

39500:26:14,140 --> 00:26:18,452- What will they do to her if they find her?- Don't even think about this.

39600:26:18,540 --> 00:26:22,818- She's fine. She's doing great.- She can't tell lies. She never could.

397

00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,460- She's not even sorry!- Yeah, I know.

39800:26:26,740 --> 00:26:29,413If this all goes pear-shapedwith the authorities,

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00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,252should I say I'm living here?

40000:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,332- Why?- Less risk of the kids getting split up

40100:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,411if they know two wages are coming in.

40200:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,570Yeah.

40300:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,616All right? Come here.

40400:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,416Good luck. All right?

40500:26:47,140 --> 00:26:50,132- Bravo Echo, come in.- 'Receiving, over.'

40600:26:50,220 --> 00:26:53,610Unconfirmed sighting, junctionBeaker Street and David's Lane.

40700:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,578Captain Curtis, question mark,

could be Jody.

40800:26:56,660 --> 00:26:59,094Accompanied bya young girl, question mark.

40900:26:59,180 --> 00:27:03,059Young girl with handbag, question mark.Could be girl or small female.

410

00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:07,292- Proceed to target immediately.- 'On our way. Over.'

41100:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,971Now.

41200:27:14,060 --> 00:27:18,099

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Come on. Now. Come on, Liam,go with Debbie. Here, look, chocolate.

41300:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,375Come on. Go with Debbie. Good boy.

41400:27:22,380 --> 00:27:25,338- Debbie, do you trust Fiona?- Yeah.

41500:27:25,420 --> 00:27:29,891Do you think she trusts you? I don'tthink so. She thinks you're a crap liar.

41600:27:29,980 --> 00:27:32,414- But do you know what I think, Debs?- No.

41700:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,094

You could be a brilliant liarif you wanted to be.

41800:27:35,180 --> 00:27:37,410You could be a much better liar.

41900:27:37,500 --> 00:27:40,572You know lawyers, doctors and nursesand all that lot?

420

00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:41,649(Debbie) Yeah.

42100:27:41,740 --> 00:27:45,130Professional liars. They tell liesto make people's lives better.

42200:27:45,220 --> 00:27:48,735Your doctor wouldn't say, "Tough,you're dying of cancer," would he?

42300:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,775No.

42400:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,055He'd say, "We're doing all we can."

42500:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,894

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43900:28:52,980 --> 00:28:57,098Get in, Liam. In the pram!Where are you going?

44000:28:57,180 --> 00:28:59,933- Don't do this to me now!- (Liam giggles)

44100:29:01,380 --> 00:29:03,336Come back here, please!

44200:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,331- What?- What are you doing?

44300:29:11,420 --> 00:29:15,129- Bar work. I'm the barman.- You're not due till six.

44400:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,610Oh, my watch must be fast.Well, I'm here now. Usual, Billy?

44500:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,214- I'm only paying you from six!- Yeah.

44600:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,416Captain Curtis, eh?

44700:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,772It's been a whilesince I've seen one of them.

44800:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,256Captain Curtis costume.

44900:29:40,340 --> 00:29:42,808Kid in a Captain Curtis costume.

45000:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,856Takes you back, doesn't it?

45100:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,976Child! Blond!

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00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:55,099About three!In a Captain fucking Curtis costume!

45300:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,091No?

45400:29:57,180 --> 00:29:59,819None of you?

45500:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,936- Forget it!- What did you say, Kev?

45600:30:02,020 --> 00:30:03,976- Forget it.- Captain Curtis, go on.

45700:30:04,060 --> 00:30:06,369

I was saying, what I was trying to say...

45800:30:06,460 --> 00:30:09,099I haven't seena Captain Curtis costume in years,

45900:30:09,180 --> 00:30:13,810and I used to have one. I just passeda kid in one and it reminded me of me.

460

00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,095- Have you told anybody?- Yeah.

46100:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,375These deaf old twats aren't interested.

46200:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,532Because that's what they are.Where did you see him?

46300:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,612I just passed him on Benson Road.

46400:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,612That's little Jody.He vanished this afternoon.

465

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00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,577They've been searching for him.

46600:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,128Which I heard nothing about.I was at a wedding.

46700:30:32,220 --> 00:30:35,451- Kev, blond, about three?- Blond, about three.

46800:30:36,740 --> 00:30:39,413- With a junkie?- No, no, with a young...

46900:30:43,780 --> 00:30:47,250I wouldn't say "a young girl"if it was Debbie from next door.

470

00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:49,012What if she was wearing a hat?

47100:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,772- Is she?- 'No.'

47200:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,816I'll ring you back.

473

00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:57,096Come on!

47400:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,935- (Mobile phone rings)- Veronica?

47500:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,488'Debbie needs a hatso Kev wouldn't recognise her.'

47600:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,174- But she isn't.- 'We know that.'

47700:31:07,260 --> 00:31:08,773- What kind?- 'What have you got? '

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47800:31:08,860 --> 00:31:11,772- But she's in position.- 'Oh, Jesus... '

47900:31:11,860 --> 00:31:14,613We're sorted. Baseball cap, black.

48000:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,656(Mobile phone ringing)

48100:31:17,820 --> 00:31:20,254- Yeah.- Kev, the police need to know

48200:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,900where they're heading.

48300:31:22,980 --> 00:31:24,732

Black baseball cap.

48400:31:26,380 --> 00:31:28,336Psst!

48500:31:29,340 --> 00:31:32,173- You're wearing this.- Not if I'm a nurse.

48600:31:32,260 --> 00:31:33,818

- What?- I'm a nurse now.

48700:31:33,900 --> 00:31:36,698And I'm a brain surgeon.Put the cap on.

48800:31:36,780 --> 00:31:38,736Oi!

489

00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:43,133All right, yeah. Good boy.

49000:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,290- Where's your cape?- I don't know.

49100:31:46,380 --> 00:31:49,850

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50500:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,654Can you stay on the line, please, sir?

50600:32:36,740 --> 00:32:39,049(Kev) 'I've got customers to serve.'

50700:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,096Just hold the line, please.

50800:32:41,180 --> 00:32:44,490This is promising.Not random, definite pattern to it.

50900:32:44,580 --> 00:32:46,536Here, 16:10, here, 16:30.

51000:32:47,620 --> 00:32:50,692

- Makes it on foot?- Yeah, right.

51100:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,891Tango Four, current location?

51200:32:55,980 --> 00:32:59,655We're at Ridgeway Road,waiting on Unit 15. Nothing as yet, sarge.

513

00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,538'You want Benson Road,towards Chatsworth Estate.'

51400:33:02,620 --> 00:33:05,578Second possible sighting,so shift yourselves.

51500:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,491'RAU.'- What?

51600:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,810- (Siren)- Received and understood.

51700:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,289So say, "Received and understood."

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51800:33:12,380 --> 00:33:15,895Yeah, but that's seven syllablesand we're in a rush, so RAU.

51900:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,289If it's nonces we're after,we should nail that creepy shit!

52000:33:22,380 --> 00:33:24,132Have you seen his locker? S Club 8!

52100:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,450(Siren)

52200:33:26,540 --> 00:33:29,657- Peekaboo. Peekaboo.- Peekaboo.

523

00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,139Peekaboo!

52400:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,654- Aaaargh!- What?

52500:33:33,740 --> 00:33:36,857Hey! Lads have kickeda confession out of Ice Cream Alec.

52600:33:36,940 --> 00:33:39,249He admitsto dipping his knob in the tubs.

52700:33:39,340 --> 00:33:41,171What? He took little Jody?

52800:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,455We don't knowtill he comes out of theatre.

52900:33:48,740 --> 00:33:50,696(Police siren)

53000:34:07,820 --> 00:34:11,972- I don't know.- I can't be a nurse. I don't feel like one.

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53100:34:12,060 --> 00:34:14,779Without a dress on,how can I feel like a nurse?

53200:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,936- (Cheering)- Jody!

53300:34:41,020 --> 00:34:42,976(Cheering)

53400:34:51,140 --> 00:34:53,096(Sirens)

53500:35:05,260 --> 00:35:09,538Where the hell have you been?We've been worried sick about you.

536

00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,734- Where did you find him?- He was on his own.

53700:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,890He didn't know where he lived.

53800:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,777Thank you...

539

00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:22,570What did I say? We'll find him for you!

54000:35:22,660 --> 00:35:24,616Little Debbie!

54100:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,009Little Jody!

54200:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,852

Ra! Hoo-hah!

54300:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,176(Cheering)

54400:35:52,860 --> 00:35:55,852Hi, Debbie.Can we take you somewhere quiet?

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54500:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,896- What for?- To take a statement.

54600:35:57,980 --> 00:36:00,858- But she found him.- I know. We need to take a statement.

54700:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,692You can stay with her.

54800:36:02,780 --> 00:36:04,577It's OK. I'll be fine.

54900:36:04,660 --> 00:36:09,734- She probably wants you with her.- Yeah, course she will. Come on, Debs.

55000:36:09,820 --> 00:36:11,697We'll pick it up later.

55100:36:12,820 --> 00:36:15,334- Uh-uh! It's Debbie's.- I know!

55200:36:15,420 --> 00:36:18,617- Just so you do.- Get it now before it all...

55300:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,577Watch it! It's blowing away.

55400:36:20,660 --> 00:36:23,936Oh, fuck! Does it look like that scenein Gone With The Wind?

55500:36:29,220 --> 00:36:31,176Karen!

55600:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,688- Did your mum pass that message on?- About?

55700:36:34,780 --> 00:36:36,975I rang to seeif you fancied a quick jump.

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55800:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,176- You said that to me mum?- Joke!

55900:36:39,260 --> 00:36:43,697Knowing her, she'd go,"Hang on, I'll just see if she's ready."

56000:36:43,780 --> 00:36:47,898- Aw... You two had a barney?- Chance would be a fine thing!

56100:36:47,980 --> 00:36:52,690A new bloke walks into her life, andsuddenly it's, "Karen? Who's Karen?"

56200:36:52,780 --> 00:36:56,659You are the only person I know who's

referred to me dad as a "new bloke".

56300:36:56,740 --> 00:37:01,052Buddhists say we all get reincarnatedtill we've been, done, and seen it all.

56400:37:01,140 --> 00:37:05,258Dad reckons he's way up that ladder.To hear him, you can't teach him a thing.

565

00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:09,538It's never occurred to him thathe might just be thick as pig shit.

56600:37:09,620 --> 00:37:12,373If you want rid of him,just mention full-time work.

56700:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,894It's not your dad that's the problem.

56800:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,618That's a new one.

56900:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,498- I might nip round later.- Oi!

570

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00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:21,536Oi!

57100:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,496(lnaudible)

57200:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,700(lnaudible)

57300:37:52,740 --> 00:37:53,889(Siren)

57400:37:53,980 --> 00:37:57,256Look, they gave me this,and a book token.

57500:37:57,340 --> 00:37:59,296Let's have a look.

57600:37:59,380 --> 00:38:01,735- Golden Citizen Award.- Wow!

57700:38:01,820 --> 00:38:03,776And this, look...

57800:38:03,860 --> 00:38:06,579- Ooh, a tenner.- £10.

57900:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,651Blimey, Debs.

58000:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,133(# Countdown theme on TV)

58100:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,936(Door opens)

58200:38:41,380 --> 00:38:46,170- Just doing a coffee if you fancy one.- I don't drink coffee.

58300:38:54,820 --> 00:38:57,334- Been a bit worried about you.- Me?

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00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,297big...

59900:39:45,380 --> 00:39:48,133bad... road.

60000:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,411I am a bit dodgy.

60100:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,456And so are you,

60200:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,974or you wouldn't still be whispering.

60300:39:59,740 --> 00:40:01,696Oof! Oof!

604

00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,013(# Countdown closing theme on TV)

60500:40:13,380 --> 00:40:16,372She invented tons of stuffwe hadn't fed her.

60600:40:17,140 --> 00:40:21,691The more she lied, the more she smiled,the faster she talked.

60700:40:23,740 --> 00:40:26,334I'm sticking a lock on our bedroom door.

60800:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,376(Chuckling)

60900:40:37,820 --> 00:40:41,130It won't save you from a fireif she takes up arson.

61000:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,176(Debbie laughing)

61100:40:57,220 --> 00:41:01,771...75, 80, 85,

61200:41:01,860 --> 00:41:05,694

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90, 95, 100.

61300:41:06,740 --> 00:41:10,369105, 10,

61400:41:10,460 --> 00:41:15,77315, 20, 25...

61500:41:15,860 --> 00:41:20,172(TV) '... sash windows. The main problemwith sash windows is, you'll find,

61600:41:20,260 --> 00:41:24,856'is the rotten sill. Whetherit's wet rot, dry rot, it's basically... '

61700:41:27,140 --> 00:41:29,779Sit down, love.I think he's in the bathroom.

61800:41:29,860 --> 00:41:33,011- Frank!- Bathroom!

61900:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,660- Turn the fire down if it's too hot.- Fine.

62000:41:35,740 --> 00:41:38,573

- Tea or coffee, love?- I'm fine, thank you.

62100:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,651Who did you say you are, again?

62200:41:40,740 --> 00:41:43,971- I'm Steve. I'm Fiona's bloke.- That's right.

623

00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:46,528Who's Fiona?

62400:41:47,660 --> 00:41:49,616Frank's daughter.

62500:41:49,700 --> 00:41:53,613(Chuckles) I'll tell you how it is.

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She's just woken up.

62600:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,974(Sheila laughs hysterically)

62700:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,891Come again?

62800:42:00,980 --> 00:42:05,576Fiona doesn't knowwhether you're coming or going, right?

62900:42:05,660 --> 00:42:08,254I mean, can we use your room,

63000:42:08,340 --> 00:42:11,730or are you planningon coming back to Winter Gardens?

63100:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,375You must be fucking joking!

63200:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,339Right.

63300:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,936What are you wearing?

634

00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:13,739I've been to Rebecca's party.

63500:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,056(Laughter)

63600:43:42,660 --> 00:43:44,616Is this for me?

63700:43:59,300 --> 00:44:04,135

(Steve) 'People with good imaginationsget bored when nothing much happens.

63800:44:04,220 --> 00:44:08,611'One school of thought says tackle theproblem at source, treat the sickness.

63900:44:08,700 --> 00:44:11,498

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'Round here,therapy was an unfamiliar word.

64000:44:11,580 --> 00:44:15,129'Blackmail and briberywere tried and tested techniques.

64100:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,415'Debbie's compulsion scared us to death.

64200:44:17,500 --> 00:44:21,812'So, when she took the most vulnerablemember of the family to her bosom,

64300:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,697'we were thrilled.'

64400:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,736Hooray!

64500:44:27,140 --> 00:44:30,132- Eh, what are you going to call it?- (Laughter)

64600:44:30,220 --> 00:44:32,176(lndistinct chatter)

64700:44:39,980 --> 00:44:43,609I can't find the sugar. Lip, have you put

the sugar in the teapot again?

64800:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,099- No.- You have!

64900:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,136- I haven't.- You have! Look!

650

00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:50,176Don't do that, Liam!

65100:44:50,300 --> 00:44:52,530Don't!

65200:44:52,620 --> 00:44:55,054Liam!

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65300:45:11,740 --> 00:45:14,618Debbie, you should be ready for school.

65400:45:14,700 --> 00:45:16,656I can't go to school.

65500:45:18,300 --> 00:45:22,771- Why not?- I was up half the night with diarrhoea.

65600:45:24,220 --> 00:45:27,337(Doll screaming)

65700:45:27,420 --> 00:45:32,050'Lf you think that was bad, there wasalso three weeks off with measles.'

658

00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:37,055- Tell her teacher she's got the flu.- (Doll screaming)

65900:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,056It's too near the dogs. Ooh!

66000:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,778My shopping didn't go very well.

661

00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:43,691This has got to be a wind-up.

66200:45:43,780 --> 00:45:47,136If you don't turn up at school,a teacher will come for you.

66300:45:47,220 --> 00:45:51,771All you have to do is turn up and smile,then I'm sweet for sixth form.

66400:45:51,860 --> 00:45:54,215'I've just told me own kids to go swivel.'

66500:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,814Come tonight, Frank.

66600:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,777

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(Frank) 'The way they grow up now.'

66700:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,293Is there somebody else?

66800:46:01,380 --> 00:46:03,689(Steve) How longhave you been fucking Karen?

66900:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,372Who do you reckon it is, Lip?

67000:46:05,460 --> 00:46:07,769You call time on it, or I blow the whistle.

67100:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,612You animal!

672

00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,099I'm gonna fucking...

67300:46:50,300 --> 00:46:53,690# Sunshine girl,I'm looking down your blouse

67400:46:53,780 --> 00:46:55,498# I see two mountains

675

00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,138# I wonder what they are

67600:46:57,220 --> 00:47:00,212# Won't you invite meto squeeze them tightly?

67700:47:00,300 --> 00:47:03,098# Not bloody likely! You're such a girl! #

678

00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:05,375(Laughter)