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BUZZIFIEDSFalls in the air

tomorrow

Tonight:A 20 percent chance of showers after midnight.Partly cloudy, with a low around 52. Northwest wind 6 to11 mph.

Saturday:A slight chance of showers, then a chance ofshowers and thunderstorms after noon. Mostly cloudy,

with a high near 65. Light northwest wind becoming northnortheast 5 to 9 mph in the morning. Chance of precipitationis 30%.

Saturday Night:Rain likely, mainly after midnight. Cloudy,with a low around 43. Northeast wind 9 to 11 mph. Chanceof precipitation is 60%.

Sunday: Rain likely. Cloudy, with a high near 56. Northeastwind around 11 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%.

Sunday Night:A 50 percent chance of showers. Cloudy,with a low around 43. East northeast wind around 11 mph.

Monday: A chance of showers, with thunderstorms also

possible after noon. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 61.East wind around 11 mph. Chance of precipitation is 50%.

Monday Night:A chance of showers and thunderstorms.Mostly cloudy, with a low around 46.

Tuesday:A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high

near 61.Tuesday Night:A slight chance of showers. Mostly cloudy,with a low around 42.

Wednesday:A slight chance of showers. Partly sunny, with

a high near 58.

Wednesday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partlycloudy, with a low around 38.

Thursday:A slight chance of showers. Partly sunny, witha high near 58.

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CONCESSION MANAGER OPENING, GLASGOW Duties include inventory, product ordering, event setpreparation. Start date is November, 2014 to cover thesports seasons. Stipend of $1436. Position open uscreening begins 10/6/14. Complete and submit Claon our website: www.glasgow.k12.mt.us- click on the then select Classied Positions. CALL BRENNER FLAINFO 228-2485.

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A cold ront will move through the region bringingwidespread chances or rain this weekend. Portions ocentral and southern Montana will likely get the bulko the moisture with this system; however, northeastMontana could receive up to an inch and a hal in aew locations. Te well above normal temperatures thathave been observed this week will return to 50s and 60s

or this weekend and early next week. With a normal high o 67 or the date, yesterdayshigh temperature o 90 was three degrees shy o tyingthe record set in 1952.

And were now under 12 hours o sunlight a day.Sunrise this morning was 6:59, while tonights sunsetis at 6:56 (just minutes beore Scotty ootball kickoff).emperature at the Scotty tailgate party is expectedto be around 80 and will be slowly dropping into theupper 60s by games end (and it should be a quick one,watch or the clock too run due to the mercy rule)

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SEPT. 26-OCT. 2SHOWINGS

FREE TREAT TUESDAY!FREE POPCORN WITH EVERY PAID ADMISSION AT THE 7&9PM SHOWINGS

Dolphin Tale 2 continues the story of the brave dolphin Winter, whose miraculousrescue and recovery-thanks to a ground breaking prosthetic tail-made her a symbolof hope and perseverance to people around the world and inspired the 2011 family hitmovie Dolphin Tale. It has been several years since young Sawyer Nelson (NathanGamble) and the dedicated team at the Clearwater Marine Hospital, headed by Dr. ClayHaskett (Harry Connick, Jr.), rescued Winter. With the help of Dr. Cameron McCarthy(Morgan Freeman), who developed a unique prosthetic tail for the injured dolphin, theywere able to save her life. Yet their ght is not over. Winter-surrogate mother, the veryelderly dolphin Panama, has passed away, leaving Winter without the only poolmate shehas ever known. However, the loss of Panama may have even greater repercussionsfor Winter, who, according to USDA regulations, cannot be housed alone, as dolphins-social behavior requires them to be paired with other dolphins. Time is running out tond a companion for her before the team at Clearwater loses their beloved Winter toanother aquarium.

4:00PM

7:00PM

9:15PM

4:10PM

6:50PM

9:20PM

Rated PG:for some mild

thematic elements

Cast:Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman, Harry Connick Jr., Kris Kristofferson, Carlos Gomez,Nathan Gamble, Bethany Hamilton, Amanda Powell, Austin Stowell, Cozi Zuehlsdorff,

Austin Highsmith, Taylor Blackwell, Juliana Harkavy, Julia Jordan, Damon Sementilli

When Thomas wakes up trapped in a massive maze with a group of otherboys, he has no memory of the outside world other than strange dreamsabout a mysterious organization known as W.C.K.D. Onl y by piecing togetherfragments of his past with clues he discovers in the maze, can Thomas hopeto uncover his true purpose and a way to escape. Based upon the best-sellingnovel by James Dashner.

Cast:Noah Oppenheim, Grant Pierce Myers, T.S. Nowin

Rated PG-13: for thematic

elements and intensesequences of sci-violence, including somedisturbing images

113 Min.

107 Min.

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OVER

As always, the ScottyBooster Club will havea ailgate Party tonightbeginning at 6 or theGlasgow/Harlem ootballgame. All-you-can-eat Chili& a drink or just $5, get yourtickets at the concessionstand. Fill up on chili andhelp og those mosquitoes!

Fog for thoseskeeters one wayor another!

Technicaldifficulties...

Its been one helluva

week here at the Buzz.Zac got zapped by a aultypress light on Monday, andthings went downhill romthere, the latest being ourplate burner. Tanks to theGlasgow Courier, were stillrolling. Hopeully things willbe back to normal SOON.

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Te Downstream Campground (Kiwanis Park) inFort Peck will remain open on a first-come, first- servedbasis using the honor box until October 23rd, weatherpermitting. Te Interpretive Center remains open on its summerschedule, open daily rom 9a.m. 5p.m., through Septuesdaym 30th. Powerhouse tour times are 11:30 a.m.and 1:30 p.m. through the end o September.

October hours or the Interpretive Center will beuesday Sunday rom 10 a.m. 4 p.m. BeginningOctober 1st powerhouse tours will be available byadvance appointment only. Please call the Interpretive Center at least 48 hoursin advance to schedule a tour. For more inormation

contact the Fort Peck Interpretive Center, 406-526-3493or the Corps o Engineers Administration Building,406-526-3411.

Last chance to check out the Interpretive

Center, Power Houses on summer schedule

9 Essential Thoughts To PonderNumber 9 -Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 -Lie is sexual ly transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowestpossible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: Hungry andHorny, and they cant tell them apart. I you see agleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 -Give a person a ish and you eed themor a day. each a person to use the Internet and theywont bother you or weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to eel stupidsomeday, lying in the hospital, dying o nothing.

Number 3 -All o us could take a lesson rom theweather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to makethe world weird. Now the world is weird, and peopletake Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Lie is like a jar o jalapeno peppers.What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said:Dont worry about old age; it doesnt last that

long!

Some armers developed ingenious ways omeasuring the speed o the wind. hey stuck acrowbar through a hole drilled in an outside wall.I the crowbar bent, then the wind was normal. Buti the crowbar broke, well then, it was best to stayinside until the wind died down some.

A tall Tale from an Old Timer

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Question:Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: It didnt. Instead, it was held or ransom

along with 37,000 pounds o other chickens, and theransom turned to rancid.

Making national headlines, authorities finallyound a truck in western Montana containing 37,000pounds o chicken meat that a driver was supposed todeliver rom Arkansas to Washington state on Aug. 27. Te putrid odor o rotting poultry (one can onlyimagine as anyone who has lef raw chicken in the ridgea day too long) and the dripping o rancid juices in 90weather (and flies thicker than the mosquitoes here innortheast Montana) has led authorities to a Flying Jruck Stop in Wye, Montana. A trace o the vehicle revealed that it belonged to

Dixie River Freight in Nampa, Idaho, which reportedit stolen afer the driver didnt arrive at his destination.Police say 42-year-old Christopher Hall had reused todeliver the $80,000 cargo until he was paid more money.Te trailers rerigerator apparently continued runninguntil the uel ran out, finally drawing attention rompeople, and flies. Now police are looking or Hall. alkabout some owl play.

Te reighters insurance company said the trailerhas to remain in place while they investigate, so countyhealth officials were trying to figure out how to removeand dispose o the revolting contents. How about a CHEAP CHICKENSale?

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Email:bscentral@nemont.net

GLASGOW

SCHOOL MENU

Breakfast

Ham & Cheese Bar Tri TaterPeaches Milk

Lunch

Salsa Chicken Salad w/Lettuce &Cheese SteamedCarrots Mandarin

Oranges Choice of Fruit Milk

MONDAY

In the GROSS category...

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Friday Funnies

by Sugar

Man: I I could see you naked, Id die happy. Woman:I I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing.

Do you know what happened 164 years ago thissummer, September 9, 1850? Caliornia became a state! Tepeople had no electricity. Te state had no money. Almosteveryone spoke Spanish. Tere were gunfights in the streets. So basically, nothing has changed except the womenhad real boobs and the men didnt hold hands.

Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkinsran up a terrible record o orecasting or the V newsprogram. He became something o a local joke when anewspaper began keeping a record o his predictions andshowed that hed been wrong almost three hundred timesin a single year. Tat kind o notoriety was enough to get him fired.He moved to another part o the country and applied or asimilar job. One blank on the job application called or the

reason or leaving his previous position. Hopkins wrote, Te climate didnt agree with me.

On opening his new store, a man received a bouqueto flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosedcard, that it expressed Deepest Sympathy.While puzzlingover the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist,apologizing or having sent the wrong card. Oh, its alright, said the storekeep er Im abusinessman. I understand how these things can happen. But, added the florist, I accidental ly sent your cardto a uneral party. Well, what did it say? ask the storekeeper. Congratulations on your new location!