“Hello, voters, look at Warren Truss.

Now back to me. Now back at Warren Truss. Now back to me

Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using conservative scented

greenwash and switched to Real Policy™ he could sound like he’s me.

Look down, back up, where are you?

You’re in the senate with the leader your

leader could smell like. What’s in your hand?

Back at me. I have it, it’s progressive tax

policy with environment policies for that river

you love.

Look again, the polices are now legislation

Anything is possible when your man smells like

New Greens and not a conservative

I’m the New Opposition Leader