Selfie Destruction

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Selfie-Destruction

Is the selfie a purely Now phenomenon?

But of course. Twenty to thirty years ago, it would have been unthinkable. It would be deemed a waste of preciousFujicolor or Kodak Chrome film. Certain generations remember how they would weep upon seeing a number ofdamaged/useless/out-of-focus-blurry frames at the photo shop (which back then did not mean the favorite softwareof Jinkee Pacquiao).

But now things have changed.
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We can now make mindless snapshots of anything. Take pictures of your lunch plate, your shoes, your toes andcuticle, and your dog. Back then, if my mom caught me taking pictures of the dog and the ginisang munggofor lunch,she wouldve whacked me on the head.

You can say many things about the Selfie, a.k.a auto-portraiture, or better yet, ego-photography: that it is the ultimatesymbol of Narcissism.You assume that people are so desperate to see your face. Well, unless you resembleAnne Curtis or Solenn Heusaff. Or are actually Anne Curtis and Solenn Heusaff. That this part of the history ofmankind will forever be marked by the singular image: a face in the center, and an outstretched arm amputated onlyby the edges of the frame. That, and the perennially awkward gesture of pointing your camera/cell phone at a mirror.

Ah, but humans have been practicing it since time immemorial. Artists, especially. Da Vinci, Van Gogh to Warhol all felt the urge to make self-portraits. Now, everyones an artist.Everyones a photographer. In the same waythat everyones a filmmaker, everyones a chef, everyones a goddamned food critic or movie reviewer. Everyonesdoing selfies, from Justin Bieber to the Obamas. Were all guilty of it.

The selfie. You, your phone, and the mirror. You and a piece of your arm, with occasional bad lighting and movementblur. Whatever happened to the good old studio shot? The one where they offer you different packages (one 8x10, fivewallet sizes, etc) and shoot you against your choice of backdrop (mostly clouds and blue sky). Theyll even doyourhair and makeup. Now all you need for smooth glowing skin is Instagram.

The profile pic in the social-media universe, the profile pic is the visual construct by which we are alljudged. Moral circumstance, wit, and intellectual depth may or may not be projected via pictures of Einstein orHeidegger.

Here is what your profile pic says about you:

A pure black square Oooooh, how nihilistic and existential.

Cropped pic usually revealing only one facial part Very ugly and even more insecure.

Your pic as a five-year-old How witty and cute. Cause now youre just old and ugly.

Staring at the sunset How deep.

Snapshot of a page off some other postmodern criticism book containing words like imagerepresentation reality?Youre so intelligent lemme suck your balls!

Suspiciously gorgeous Korean/ Japanese hearthrobs According to the theories of the philosopher RamonBautista, youre a sad and ugly teenage girl.

Overweight in bikini You need to drink more coffee. (Para nerbiyosin ka naman.)


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FoodI just hope youre one skinny bitch. Otherwise, why commit this cruelty to yourself?

Duck face Suddenly I got embarrassed at the thought of a serious selfie.

People who keep changing their profile pics everyday Vain, and more desperately insecure, with toomuch time on their hands

Posing with boyfriend/girlfriend looking very much in love Still not over your ex.

You desperately squeezing cleavage Slut.

VampiresUndeniably gay

You dont want to come across as trying too hard. But as Marcus Aurelius once advised: Cover your tracks. Never letthem see you sweat. But there is nothing more ridiculous than a selfie where one pretends to be not looking, with the

Im-so-busy-and-cool-I-cant-be-bothered expression.

Bottom line: everyone just wants to be seen. Everyone just wants to be heard. We just want to be loved. We wanta hundred little thumbs-up signs under our big beautiful potraits. Susan Sontag pointed to the modern worldsdependence on images and its a phrase of increasing relevance. Dependence is too weak a word. So is addiction.It is something infinitely scarier.

Or maybe its an act of survival.

One of the reasons why its so easy to produce lengthy documentarieson Jose Rizal is that he has left behind somuchnot only writings but also photographs. See, Rizal, by todays standards, is a veritable cam-

whore. Bonifacio, on the other hand, left only one photograph, which was taken on his wedding day. Here he wearsa suit not the white camisa chinowith the red scarf commonly seen in Botong Francisco paintings. People dontusually realize this, but its the only Bonifacio photograph we still use to this day.

But heres one thing that needs to be said aboutold portraits: at least they were dignified.

They were solemn. They were decent. They had class and style. They were something that looked good on a wall, on apage of a history book, or on top of a casket. Something tells me an entire generation is gonna get sodomized by thelong prongs of regret.

Now imagine the presidents and senators of the future.Imagine them flashing kawaii-V signs. Imaginethem flashing devil-horn signs with tongues outstretched. Imagine them making duck faces. Now imagine thatappearing in a history book.


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I am reminded of that meme showing Neil Armstrong(WENT TO THE MOON TOOK 5 PHOTOS) ANDSOME BLONDE GIRL (WENT TO THE BATHROOM. TOOK 37 PHOTOS).

That, right there, is the metaphor for the modern world. Humanity has gone on from the industrial to the digital

revolution. Now we ordinary human beings have the ability to search for virtually any piece of informationconceivable, from philosophy to literature, to the great works of art to astrophysics.

Now explain to me why the most Googled person in history is Justin Fucking Bieber.

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