The Beefy Bacon Man

By: Sea & Elysia FosterIllustration by: a Bunch of random

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Once upon a time there lived an old couple in the Gummy drop tower, in theHeart of Sweet Candy Island.

Mr. and Mrs. Honeywell were hungry, so Mrs. Honeywell batched some beefy bacon.

When Mrs. Honeywell took it out of the oven she said “Ahh, Bacon is so rare hereThat even the king would pay millions of chocolate coins for it.”

Then Mrs. Honeywell said “Look! There is a butterscotch fly outside. Let’s go take a look.” And her and her husband went out to look.

After the Beefy Bacon grew arms and legs and hopped out and ran away as fast asHe could, past the sugar sweet trees.

After a while he took a break and sat On the swings at Sorbet ElementarySchool yard.

Moments later beefy bacon man heard noises. It was children!

What smells so good?The beefy

Bacon!

They charged for the Beefy Bacon Man. The beefy bacon man shouted “run, run as Fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the beefy bacon man.”

He headed towards Mt. JelloMello. As he ran up he bumped into the scariest butCutest animal of all….. The Grizzly Gummy Bear.

The beefy bacon man did a zig zag run so the gummy couldn’t catch him.

The grizzly Gumi missed him but got the children rotting their teeth!

Beefy Bacon Man kept on running until he reached North Pixie Stick, whereHe walked Marshmallow Canyon.

Beefy Bacon Man bumped into a Sugar Coated Mint Penguin. Who headed towards beefy bacon man thinking he was a fish. The beefy Bacon man said “run, Run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Beefy bacon man.” But he ran Into a dead end…

“Please don’t eat me, Please don’t eat me.” begged the beefy bacon man.But the penguin didn’t listen and gobbled the beefy bacon man right up. The sugar Coated mint penguin lived happily ever after with a full tummy.

THE END