Script of Kai Po Che! - 1st Draft

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YAAR Screenplay 1st draft, April 2009 Based on, 3 mistakes of my life By Chetan Bhagat

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First Draft Script of Abhishek Kapoor's Kai Po Che! Based on Chetan Bhagat's book 3 Mistakes Of My Life. Written by Abhishek Kapoor, Chetan Bhagat, Pubali Chaudhuri, Supratik Sen.

Transcript of Script of Kai Po Che! - 1st Draft

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YAAR Screenplay 1st draft, April 2009

Based on, 3 mistakes of my life By

Chetan Bhagat

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FADE IN

INT PRISON BATHROOM - DAY1

An old stained mirror with a crack running down its middle reflects the face of a 34 year old man with an overgrown stubble. The man picks up a razor from an aluminium mug placed on an equally dirty bathroom sink and starts shaving.

INT. PRISON BATHROOM - DAY2

Omi stares at his clean shaven reflection on the cracked mirror, his hands still holding the razor near his throat. For a second he pauses and presses the blade on his skin, a small spot of blood oozes out, just as a group of men shuffle inside the prison bathroom talking amongst themselves.

Omi slaps water on his face as one of the men slap him on the back and tease him that he’s getting all slick for the chicks waiting for him and follows that up with a gay joke that Omi never made the man’s dream come true. Omi shakes his head at what seems like an old joke between them. The guard enters the bathroom and hurries the men up.

INT. PRISON COMPOUND - DAY3

Omi is walking through the open compound with a guard... He passes several workshops where the inmates are involved in carpentry,textile and other handicraft work. An elderly official waves at Omi from the carpentry workshop and approaches him. He gives him a small wood carving of a cricket pitch with a batsman on the crease and tells Omi he can have one of his toys to carry back home.

EXT. PRISON COMPOUND - DAY4

Omi and Govind standing leaning against a taxi... Govind lights a cigarette and Omi asks for one. Govind looks surprised and asks since when... Omi smiles and says one of the guilty pleasures he picked up inside. There’s a bit of silence between them which Govind breaks by saying they should get going or they’ll be late.

INT/EXT CAR ON PUNE BOMBAY EXPRESS WAY - DAY5

Govind ends a business call and turns to look at his friend. Omi asks how is business. Govind says can’t complain.

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Omi asks whether Govind has moved into the new part of the city...Govind says yeah, its more convenient, his son’s school is also near by...besides there’s nothing left in the old neighbourhood. Omi stays silent.

Govind pulls out his son’s photograph from his wallet and shows him... Omi smiles and says looks just like Govind when he was that age ! Omi digs out the wood carving and asks Govind if his son is interested in cricket... Govind laughs and says cricket would mean leaving his computer and online games... Govind adds Omi better give it to the one who does have an interest in the game... (ref to Ali )

Or,

Govind adds how times have changed and kids do different things for recreation. Govind says how his 6 year old son boasted of having a girlfriend in school the other day, can you imagine that in our time ?!

Omi laughs and says only Ish could compare with that. The laughter kind of stops mid way between the friends... Govind changes the topic.

INT. CRICKET STADIUM - DAY6

Queue of people pouring in at the stadium. The kiosk flashes ‘IPL 20-20’... Omi seems to look a little lost amidst the crowd while Govind urges him to move on saying how he managed to get good seats in the VIP enclosure. Govind cracks a joke about how they might spot Bollywood stars from their seats... he stops mid way and adds that but before that here comes Prity Zinta of their pol. Omi looks confused and then follows Govind’s gaze to see an attractive woman in her late 20’s walk towards them. Govind gets up to greet her, as recognition dawns on Omi’s face. Vidhya flashes a warm smile and hugs Govind...Govind looks a little startled for a fraction of second and then comments that Vidhya has become full Bombaiya ! Vidhya retorts back in Gujarati and then notices Omi...

There is a bit of awkward silence with Omi not knowing what to say...Vidhya eases the awkwardness by teasing that at least they can’t bully her out of the place now ! Omi gives an embarrassed smile and asks her how she’s doing... Vidhya replies splendid... and names the advertising agency that she is working with. Apparently they are handling one of the teams playing today.

Given the changed ending, I actually don’t think Vidya could *have made it to her b’bay dreams... *

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she has lost a brother and her parents their only son, for *Vidya to move out in the aftermath of Ishaan’s death seems *unlikely, even with more liberal parents. Vidya’s own emotion *would change towards her family and in all likelihood I see *her following the very life she had wanted to avoid... did *not complete her graduation and got married in a couple of *years soon to be followed by a child. If she has indeed come *for Ali’s debut match then its with her husband and child. *Maybe we can instead have a scene where her husband is *complaining a little bit about having to leave his work and *attend a cricket match in B’bay... but adds lovingly that the *boss in the house and her follower would not relent. The *husband is an amicable fellow but maybe not hugely smart. *What do you think... *

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INT. CRICKET STADIUM - DAY7 *

Vidhya’s voice is drowned as the commentators start announcing the players’ who are now entering the field. Apparently the batting side is taking a huge risk by introducing a newcomer as one of the opening batsmen...but the team has stood by the team manager’s decision to have the brand new 21 year old Ali Hashmi from Gujarat open for them.

The commentators discuss Ali’s track record in the Ranji Trophy tournmanet where he was spotted by the team manager. But Govind Vidhya and Omi seem to be riveted on the figure of a tall lanky man walk towards the crease with their back towards them...

INT.CRICKET STADIUM - DAY8

Ali takes his position at the crease, the roar of the crowd distracts him and he keeps shuffling his feet, squinting his eyes and generally fidgeting... His body language definitely spells edgy. He takes his stance and stops to look around the jam packed stadium... for a fraction of a second it seems that his head is spinning. Ali closes his eyes and looks up towards the sky... the sound of the crowd seems to recede in the background as Ali opens his eyes and takes final position.

The din of the crowd starts soaring again as the opponent team’s bowler begins his run up...

Omi looks almost mortally scared and Vidhya involuntarily clutches Govind’s hand as Ali is clearly beaten by the first ball of the game. The bowler and his team make a loud appeal...

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INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT9

The umpire raises his finger to gesture that the batsman is out on the television screen. The tv is placed on a show case typical of many Indian middle class homes... the tv in the middle and everything ranging from knick knacks, old trophies and entire crockery sets on display.

23 year old Ishaan throws a crumpled ball of newspaper on the tv monitor and turns to shout at Govind for changing seats at such a critical juncture of the game. Ishaan spots his sister Vidya lingering by the side table where she just brought in a tray of tea and khakras... and blames her too for Tendulkar getting out. Vidya looks at the guys, Omi and Govind are staring straight at the tv while Ishaan glares at her. She makes a face at Ishaan and storms out of the room.

Govind does a quick summary of the match situation...21 runs to win in four overs with seven wickets...reqd.run rate 5.25 Per over. Ishaan makes an irritated face and comments that Govind better keep his maths to himself... India always gets shaky after losing Tendulkar.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT10

Ishaan’s father walks into the room,just as Omi reaches out for a khakra... both Ishaan and his dad give an admonishing look at Omi, for different reasons though. Ishaan’s father says sarcastically that its very nice to see three loafers sitting idly and enjoying the game.

Ishaan starts to protest but his dad cuts him out by saying that Ishaan will forever live on borrowed glory... his idol Tendulkar has worked hard for where he is today but Ishaan will be spending his life just gaping at other’s success. Ishaan snaps that his dad never let him pursue cricket... his father retorts that one district level champion doesn’t make a star of him... its not so easy to make it into the India team and Ishaan has never shown tenacity in anything... why, even the NDA was his idea, wasn’t it... then why did he come running back a year ago. His father sighs and looks at Govind saying, make your friend understand... cant spend your life dreaming. With that he walks out.

The match resumes on tv and Ish announces that if India wins they should celebrate at Gopi’s

Govind quips who’s paying. The sound of a car horn interrupts them.

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EXT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT11

A young boy barely out of his teens rides around the lane in a fancy car, honking his car and looking towards Ishaan’s house... a remix hindi film song blasting on the car stereo...

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT12

Vidya peeps from her window when Ishaan storms into her room and demands to know what’s going on... Vidya looks completely innocent when she says how would she know... Ishaan asks whether its the same guy who has been disturbing her in the coaching class? Vidya gets busy in sorting her jewellery box, keeping the ear rings in pairs and mumbles I told you I complained about him there... how do I know that he’s going to come here

Ishaan leaves the room as Vidya mutters fool under her breath and takes her vantage position by the window.

EXT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT13

Ishaan walks out with a bat in his hand with Omi and Govind in tow. Omi keeps asking what’s the matter, who needs to be knocked out...the car turns around the corner, music still playing in full blast when Ishaan walks out bang in the middle of the street ready for a head on collision with the car before Govind or Omi can realize what’s happening.

The car screeches to a halt inches from Ishaan and swerves into a garbage dump... the boy inside the car already looks shaken up and that quickly changes at rage when he sees Ishaan walking towards the car.

Ishaan coolly drags him out of the car and bangs his head against the bonnet. The boy says what’s your problem and swears... Omi springs into action and breaks the windshield as Ishaan slaps the guy and says what’s wrong...think of that before you go honking your car in this lane ever again.

Ishaan’s father steps out hearing the commotion... Vidya steps back from the window. Ishaan’s father stands behind Ishaan who is now holding the boy in an elbow lock. His father says in a cold undertone what do you think you’re doing... Ishaan presses harder but his father’s voice rings out again... Ishaan lets go of the guy, kicking his car and asks him to get lost from the neighbourhood.

Ishaan turns towards his father who asks him exactly what is he planning to do... if he has to show his manliness why did he run away from the army ...

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Ishaan tries to explain the situation but his dad cuts him short saying, he’s gradually turning into a good for nothing hooligan... he turns towards his friends and addresses Govind saying, I thought you had some sense and then turning to Omi and you big hulk, cant you at least hold your friend back before he causes serious damage... Omi stutters and says he ...he is uncontrollable when he’s angry.

The sound of tv filters in through the adjoining houses, there’s a big uproar and someone shouts jeet gaya...India jeet gaya...

EXT.NANA PARK - NIGHT14

Govind Omi and Ishaan seated on the park bench looking at the neighbourhood kids play cricket. One of the kids hits the ball hard and it flies over a concrete wall topped by a barbed wire on to the other side... the kids start shouting that the ball has flown over the ‘border’. Ishaan wonders out loud who named it ‘border’...the wall dividing the Hindu and Muslim localities have been there since they were kids... Govind says he has heard that the wall came up during the 1985 riots... he sighs and adds that the new part of the city is much better designed...everything is so spick and span there.

Govind takes this opportunity to tell his friends that he actually meant to discuss a plan with them... Omi asks excitedly what plan... Govind says something that will work for all of them. Omi’s eyes brightens and says something for me too... Govind reassures him Omi is critical to the plan. Just then Omi notices the time on Govind’s watch and jumps up...’late for aarti’ he says as he rushes. He shouts out don’t tell the plan without me and asks Ishaan to pick him up on his way to Gopi’s...

INT. TEMPLE - NIGHT15

Omi tries slipping in through the small crowd of people at the temple who have come to attend the evening aarti. His father, the priest of the temple, is a frail looking man but his face has a certain calm demeanour as he stands in front of the Radha Krishna idol and seems immersed in the puja. Omi’s mother is a rather opulent woman who glares at her son and says in a grating voice, late again and don’t come here without taking a bath.

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INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - NIGHT16

Govind’s home is the much more modest than Ishaan’s... its an old house with paint peeling off in patches...the house seems to be caught in a flux between old worn furniture and new appliances... the cooler in the room looks like a new acquisition but the sofa is almost bucking in the centre.

Govind turns on the cooler and tells his mother that there’s no point in buying stuff if she’s never going to use it. His mom looks up from the packing plates of dhokla in a cardboard box and says she doesn’t want to waste electricity needlessly. Govind notices the plain packing boxes that she’s using and says what happened to the new boxes for delivery that I got printed ?

His mother looks apologetic while Govind gets the simple innovation of a branded delivery box for his mother’s catering service with contact no.printed in both gujarati and english.

His mother looks at him with almost gratitude on her face and offers to buy him a tv for Diwali. Govind in his usual practical self reasons against it and talks about investing it back into the business.

Shanti caresses his head and says almost wistfully you’ve grown up so fast... her voice breaks a little bit as she touches her mangalsutra and talks about the day Govind’s father left them ... never looked back to see his own son and now he’s moved into his new bungalow with his second family in the new part of the city...couldn’t he do something for his first born..

Govind immediately stiffens at the mention of his father and his mother’s weakness. He withdraws and steps out to load the boxes in the auto rickshaw doing the delivery.

He comes back and says briskly he’s stepping out, will be eating out. His mother says that she’s kept some delicacies for him...Govind brushes that off by saying that he needs to talk about his business plan with Ish and Omi.

His mother looks questioningly, business plan...you’re already earning decent sum with your tuitions and says proudly that Govind has earned a name as the best maths tutor in the pol. And he should focus on trying for the engineering exam this year...

Govind says that there’s no point wasting 5 years in an engineering college... he wants to do his own business.

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INT. OMI’S HOUSE - NIGHT17

Omi’s mother tries serving Omi another helping but he gestrues no. His mother starts grumbling that yes, she will tire herself out in the kitchen and he will eat all sorts of junk outside. She points to Omi’s father and blames him for always indulging Omi...Omi’s father stays quiet.

His mother continues that Omi will be a disgrace to her family who have overseen the temple trust for so many generations. She tells him that maybe Omi should declare that he won’t take up the charge of the temple... that way her brother Bittoo can look for an outsider to take on the mantle.

Omi uses the argument as an excuse to get up from dinner and says that there’s nothing left in the life of a priest... Omi’s mother turns to her husband and says look at what your son is saying. Omi’s father tries to calm his wife down and says that times have changed and people don’t always stick to family professions... Omi’s mother cuts him short by saying but then what else is he good for anyway, he’s not even a graduate.

A bike roar is heard outside followed by a short honk. Omi rushes to the door saying he’s going out.

INT. GOPI’S EATERY - NIGHT18

Govind and Ishaan seated at a table at the restaurant while Omi approaches with a fresh helping. Ish teases Omi that he must have eaten dinner at home and now a second helping of this.

Omi is too tripped on the food to bother.. He boasts how the akhra training keeps him fit no matter what he eats. Ish sighs who goes to akhra these days yaar... before Omi can start defending the values of the traditional body building routine, Govind cuts in and says guys there’s this plan I have...

Ish groans and says no, not another one...what was it last time Omi. Omi and Ishaan mention the couple of indigenous business that Govind has proposed before and has flopped.

Govind reminds them that was more because they never applied themselves to it and he was also busy with his studies. Omi grins and says yeah, I move around with two centuries... one in maths (pointing to Govind) and the other in cricket.

Ishaan cant resist from teasing that if Govind and Ish are known for their scores of 100 Omi is no less famous for his zero in sanskrit... that too a priest’s son !

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Omi gets red in the face but Govind interrupts again... please guys, these scores...nobody will remember us for them ok... neither my top score in board school, nor Ishaan’s century at the district match. Ishaan’s face darkens at the reality check... Govind makes the situation light by reminding Omi that neither would his sanskrit score.

Ishaan says so what’s your point. Govind says money yaar... money is what rules the world. We have to think big... why should they think that we’re incapable of making it big... Ishaan and Omi share a look at Govind’s unspecified ‘them’, knowing it meant actually his father.

Govind collects himself and says this time I have something that will interest to all of us. The others wait in silence for Govind’s big idea... Cricket, he says. That catches his friends’ attention and Govind outlines his plan to open a sports store focusing on cricket, since that’s the most popular game. But they cant afford to pay the deposit rates going in the market, and this is where Omi plays his part in the business partnership. Govind asks Omi can he get the empty shop at his father’s temple compound, can he convince his father to give it to them to start their business?

Omi says that the shops in the temple complex is under the trust board headed by his Bittoo Mama... the idea seems to take shape in Omi’s head slowly and his face brightens... says, I will ask ma to talk to him.

Govind nods his approval of Omi’s plan as Ishaan repeats his ‘but’ for the nth time.. But who will come to buy cricket stuff in a temple. Govind gives his well thought out rationale that bored kids in temple compounds would make for great target group.

Ishaan points out that the only Hindu kids... Omi knits his brows and says yes we cant have Muslims enter our temple compound. Govind frowns and rectifies that the shop is not inside the temple, once the word of mouth publicity establishes them as the only cricket store in Belrampur, other kids would also come. Omi tries telling that the temple trust might object. Govind reassures him that its too early to speculate on this... and in any case kids and money dont have any religion...they are god’s blessings !

Ishaan says but what will I do... two of you are enough to run a shop. Govind clarifies that Ishaan is the star attraction of the store... the local champion giving tips to youngsters, that’s what will set their store apart. Ishaan’s eyes light up like a child’s...

The three of them joke about what are they going to call their store... Omi says they should also give their names as signature to their store.

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Ishaan jokes yeah Govind and Sons... Govind laughs and finally Ishaan says that they would call it Team India Cricket store.

EXT. OMI’S HOUSE - DAY19

Omi pacing up and down the portico in the temple compound while Govind sits on the steps. Omi fumes that Ishaan is never on time, he knows Bittoo Mama is a busy man and has specially come down to meet them. Govind mutters that its half an hour since classes got over at the nearest girls college, so he should be here now. For a few seconds Omi forgets his anger and imagining Ish’s good fortune has a look of wonderment in his eyes... seriously? he asks.

Ishaan skids to a stop on his bike right at that moment, making Omi jump. He charges Ishaan about being late. Ishaan jokes that he had delicate matters to handle. Omi’s eyes almost pop out and he asks whether Ishaan really managed to take Preiti to lover’s lane... Govind shakes his head and says lover’s lane,yeah right...its an old overbridge over a gutter ! Ishaan teases Govind about grapes being sour...Omi cant bear the curiosity and asks what did he do with the girl. Ishaan peeps into Omi’s house through the window and sees Bittoo Mama hogging on a mini feast that Omi’s mother has served him. Ish says what your mama is doing to the food... Omi wants more details but Ishaan cuts him short to say that they better go in and finish this, while Bittoo mama is still on a high on the food.

INT. OMI’S HOUSE - DAY20

Bittoo mama, a ramrod straight 45 year old man, is in many ways the self assured man that Omi aspires to be. Fair complexioned, sharp features and a sense of confidence makes him quite an enigmatic character.

Bittoo Mama adjusts the varied gem stone rings he wears for religious purposes and seems to be pondering. He finally looks up and says yes, that shop is vacant and if I put it up in the market I’ll get a good rate... our temple is very popular and people come from all over the city....but you are Omi’s friends and its good for young Hindu boys to be enterprising, so I’ll give it to you on a subsidised rent.

Omi’s father also agrees that it would be good for Omi to be busy with something... he doesn’t have too much of an interest in temple activity. Bittoo Mama looks at Omi’s downcast eyes and says that the scriptures say that man will attain God through whatever he does honestly...

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puja is not the only way, in fact his party is trying to raise awareness amongst the youth about their heritage and religion through various programs. He says that he’ll be leaving town for a few weeks but when he returns Omi should remind him he will hand over some pamphlets and audio tapes to be kept in the shop... its good to distribute it amongst the youngsters.

Omi’s father frowns and says after a pause that it wouldn’t be right to promote a political party in a place of worship. Omi’s mother looks irritated and tries to silence her husband.

Bittoo mama’s voice becomes slightly stern as he says that he’s just trying to help his son out, like he said, the shop could fetch a pretty amount... Omi’s dad looks embarrassed. Bittoo mama says in a pacifying tone that these are not political things... just awareness programs on Hindu religion and history.

Ishaan whispers to Govind...religion and history in a sports shop ? Omi makes eyes at Ishaan to shut up and says he would like to help Bittoo mama in anyway possible. The smile returns to Bittoo mama’s face as he shares the sweetmeats with the guys, wishing them luck.

Omi and Ishaan congratulate each other while Govind cuts in to say, guys we have to contact a carpenter, I’ll be meeting the supplier tomorrow, do you guys know a good painter who will work for cheap... Omi speaks through mouthful of laddoo...ho jayega.

INT/EXT CRICKET STORE - DAY21

All three set of parents hover around the shop... Omi’s father does a small puja and breaks the coconut as the shutters go up on the store.

The sports shop looks a little out of place amidst the row of food vendors and other shops selling flowers, miniature idols, statues, some handicraft stores etc.

Vidya arrives with her friend Preiti and helps the mothers distribute the prasad... their presence creates a small furore amongst the three guys...Omi pinches Ishaan who pretends not to look at Preiti, getting busy with arranging the bats in the store.

Govind walks out and stares lovingly at the signboard, replete with pictures of Tendulkar and Ganguly. He feels someone’s gaze upon him and spots Vidya looking at him, or that’s what it seemed like.

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Vidya immediately looks away as Omi joins Govind and says beautiful, isn’t it , pointing to the sign board.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY22

The flies buzz over the crumbs of leftover food as Govind pulls out his ledger book and starts entering the expenses of the day...the earnings still show zero. Omi walks in briskly syaing there are two kids coming this way... Govind asks him not to look so desperate.

Two boys look into the store and enquire about tennis ball prices. Ish strikes up a conversation with them asking one of them does he bat or bowl...he goes on to give tips on batting and the right length of bat for him and Team India store makes its first sell, much to the pleasure of the business partners.

Govind congratulates Ish for striking gold and says gleefully ‘we’re in business’ as he puts the money into the cash box.

INT. CRICKET STORE - NIGHT23

Govind has the money piled neatly down to the last coin, he reads out from the ledger book- 8500 is their profit over last three months. Ish grins and says that India winning the one day series with South Africa during summer vacation was a good break for them. Omi asks if he can take his share of profit back home to his mother.

Govind points to one of the four piles of currency notes and says that’s their individual share and the fourth is to retain for business expansion. Ish asks what plans and Govind outlines his ambition of booking a shop at the new snazzy mall coming up at Navrangpura, in the new part of the city.

Ish and Omi are surprised and ask what do they need another shop for, they already have one. Govind dismisses their short sightedness and says business in the new city will bring in much more profits... and the future of retail is in malls.

Omi says he likes it here, where the kids are also mostly from the neighbourhood and there is a sense of familiarity. Ish insists if money has to go back into business they should buy a tv ... a match playing on tv will also attract footfall. Govond tries rationalising that its not a profitable investment. Ish insists and says he’s ready to put in his share for the tv. Govind sighs but does not let go of the opportunity to strike a deal... he says he’ll agree to the tv if Ish allows him to keep notebooks and stationery material... Ish rolls his eyes protesting that a sports store shouldn’t feel like a study centre.

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Govind argues that they have to increase revenue to 20,000 in the next quarter. Ish teases him that the next Ambani is busy planning expansion but wont let go of his cheapskate way and buy a tv for the shop.

Govind agrees to the tv and suggests that they bring more business in by offering more services. Omi asks like what. Govind says Omi could train kids in physical fitness and Ish could give actual cricket coaching classes in the empty lot behind the temple. Govind himself will start taking tuitions in the mezzanine floor of the shop...that way even the parents will have some trust in sending their kids over to them...

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY24

Omi and Ish bring in the new tv and look at it with pride... Omi says first time he bought an electronic item with his money. Govind has a painter write ‘Stationary, maths tution and cricket coaching available’ on the sign board.

INT/EXT TEMPLE COMPOUND/CRICKET STORE/ EMPTY LOT/CITY STREETS 25- DAY/NIGHT

Montage of life in the temple compound... The ‘business of religion’ that involves different vendors open up their shop from early morning...flower sellers, people selling pre packaged prasad packets to be offered at the temple, a self proclaimed ‘guide’ gives mostly fabricated tales about when the temple was formed, some others have taken on the onerous task of guarding shoes while the devotees queue up for darshan, a palmist sits with his parrot that reads cards for clients, another vendor sells semi precious stones meant to bring good fortune.

The Team India store is stocked with stationary items and more sports supplies like badminton rackets and shuttle cocks...

A steady stream of people pour into the temple compounds... the aged and the devout, families with kids, even young couples...

Govind starts getting students and hangs a small blackboard on the wall.Ish sighs and says parents will only train kids in studies...no one will come for cricket training. Govind encourages him to have patience.

The guys sit on the rooftop and observe the aarti happening inside the temple...

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Ish continues to tip the ‘customers’ on their game...the two boys who were their first customer enroll for cricket coaching much to Ish’s pleasure.

Cricket coaching, maths tuition are carried out with corresponding additions to the cash box.

Ish fans Govind face with a wad of currency notes as Govind continues counting the cash collection into neat piles...

Omi sets up a small altar with Ganesh and Laxmi icons on it but Govind strictly bars it saying he has enough of those back at home, thanks to his mother...no more blind faith please at his work place... god doesn’t listen to prayers, He responds to hard work. Omi gives in saying ok, you intellectual.

The three guys seated on Ish’s bike and driving through the posher areas of the city...Ish guides them as the other two turn left and right to check out the passign girls. They stop in front of an automobile showroom and peep in through the glass, checking out the brand new shining cars. Each one takes a pick of which one they’d like to have.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY26

A boy stands panting at the store asking for a ball.. Ish is curious as he recognizes the boy from the neighbourhood and asks why he needs a new ball, he just got one yesterday. The boy says exasperatedly that its the boy Ali, he’s unstoppable and has hit sixes to the best bowlers of the school. Omi’s brows knit in a frown as he repeats the name and says from across the ‘border’ , playing at Nana Park? The boy answers that Ali is a new student at Belrampur Municipal school...suggests that Ish comes and check him out since Ali can’t come to the temple.

Bittoo mama gets out of his car and walks into the compound... almost all of the store keepers step out to greet him, offer him chai etc. Bittoo mama smiles benignly and approaches the cricket store. He sees the bunch of kids leave the store, sees the advertisement for coaching and comments that business seems to be picking up. Omi offers him a seat outside the store and rushes to get him a cold drink... Govind says he hopes the rent has reached Mamaji, they’d handed over the money to the manager in the temple trust office. Bittoo mama takes a sip of coke and shakes his head in dismissal saying he’s not here about money.

He looks around the store and asks Omi why haven’t they put up the traditional Ganesh and Laxmi idols in their shop...Omi lies and says he does a prayer every morning before opening the shop.

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Mamaji nods and then tells the guys his reason for visiting them. His party is planning a big rally in a fortnight... he needs help in publicising the event, so he needs the guys’ help.

Govind immediately says they stay very busy with the store and tuitions. Mama’s brow rises in slight surprise...he’s not a man used to having people disagree with him. Omi tries to make up by saying he would like to do all that he can help... Mama gives a satisfied smile and encourages Omi to take initiative in spreading Hindu pride amongst youngsters...he tells Omi to come to his place and collect the pamphlets that he wants distributed. He says they can even put up some flags and posters in the shop... it looks good to have the young generation promote such things.

Govind and Ish exchange hesitant looks...Mama pats Omi on the back and says good work will always pay off, Omi should visit him soon... he looks at the other two guys and invites them over to his house saying he likes to interact with young people.

As soon as he leaves Govind says he doesn’t want to get involved in politics... Omi frowns and says the he is over reacting, after all they have the shop thanks to Bittoo mama. Govind says but they are paying rent..Omi quips at very nominal rates and without deposit. Govind’s jaw hardens and sensing an argument Ish steps in saying they can discuss this later, but first they have to decide more important things... Omi says like what ...Ish says like when are we having the booze party to celebrate our business take off. Before Govind can say anything Ishaan reminds him that he has been procrastinating that for a long time now... its time for Govind to choose...beer party or Bittoo mama’s party !

INT. CRICKET STORE- MEZANINE ROOM - NIGHT27

Omi keeps peeping out of the window slits to check if anyone is coming their way... Govind and Ish enter with the beer bottles hidden under a shopping bag. Omi says he has a bad feeling about having alcohol in temple premises... Govind rolls his eyes and says would he have rather drunk on the streets. Ish teases that maybe Omi shouldn’t drink if he has having guilt pangs...he and Govind would gladly help themselves to his share. Omi tackles Ish and says over my dead body...

INT. CRICKET STORE- MEZANINE ROOM - NIGHT28

All three of them are in high spirits... Omis mutters a prayer to god almighty to absolve him of the sin of drinking alcohol.

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Ish laughs and says Omi should thank Govind instead for getting the booze at cheap rates in the dry state. Ish turns serious and says in fact both of them should thank Govind for giving them losers a break. Omi is surprised and says you’re no loser...you were the district champion. Ish gives a wry smile and says ‘and also scored duck in the state selections’. Omi tries consoling him by saying that was just a bad day... Ish sighs and says yeah one bad day and an entire future gone.

He changes the topic by saying he wants to go check out the new boy Ali.. All the other kids have been mentioning him. Govind says yeah, maybe your worthy successor has finally arrived in the scene. Omi says that Muslim boy...Ish snaps at Omi for being so stuck up ... if he has genuine cricket talent how does it matter what’s his religion...

Govind serves them peanuts and chips and says before he gets too high to remember numbers, he’d just like to give his partners an update on their finance and outlines how much they have made in the last few months and how much he’s been able to save for the shop in Navrangpura mall.

Ish makes a face and says come on yaar, stop number crunching at a booze party ! Govind jokes that one cant get away from numbers...like how many bottles has Ish downed by now... Omi takes the cue and says or how many times he has taken that Preiti chick to lovers lane ! Ish grins impishly and says she’s one hot cracker man... she lies at home that she’s going for tuitions and comes to meet me... by the way speaking of tuitions... need your help.

Ish asks if Govind can come and teach his sister Vidya ...Govind is surprised and says but doesn't she go to the tutorial. Ish says ever since the fiasco with that boy from the coaching his father has taken Vidya out of the coaching class. Now only Govind can help his sister pass the medical entrance exams. Omi exclaims wow, that tiny Vidya will appear for medical entrance now ! Ish says yes Uncle ji... everybody’s getting older though you still have an infantile brain.

Omi flexes his biceps and says but the body of real man... Ish teases yeah right... and you’re the sexiest virgin around ! Govind and Ish laugh out at this... Omi blushes and then turns the tables on Ish by saying unlike Ish who started checking out the nurses when he came out of his mother’s womb...Ish says at least he does it with real women, whereas Omi spends his energy on the cheap porns that he keeps tucked under his bed along with the sanskrit manuscripts !

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EXT. NANA PARK - DAY29

‘I don’t want to play now’ rang out Ali’s voice,a thin frail looking 12 year old who now sat petulantly on the ground, fiddling with a few marbles in his hand.

Ish seats himself down beside Ali and introduces himself as an ex student and a cricket coach. Ish starts playing marbles with Ali, much to Ali’s surprise. Omi asks the other kids in the park where is Ali from and Tapan, the boy who first mentioned Ali to the guys, answers that he was in Shahpur madrasa before and has just joined them in class VII C. Since then he’s been hitting all the balls over the ‘border’ in sixes. Omi asks Ali where does he stay...Ali points across the wall and says the name of the society he lives in. Omi jokes whether this is Ali’s plan to send free balls across to their side of the border...

Ali shakes his head vehemently and says in a small voice he gets a headache when he plays cricket. Ish says its ok and says they’ll be on their way then. Ish and Omi now get up to leave. Ali calls out and says he can play an over if Ish bowls. Ish’s face breaks into a smile as he catches the ball from one of the kids.

EXT. NANA PARK - DAY30

Omi becomes the wicket keeper, Govind the umpire and some of the other boys take fielding positions while Ali takes to the crease and shuffles on his feet, in an awkward stance. Ish does a fake run up and bowls a simple lollypop delivery. Ali hits the ball high...a six. Ish nods with a smile on his face at the rightful answer to his amateurish delivery.

Ish takes a longer run up on the 2nd delivery pitching a more serious delivery to Ali, with same resultant action from Ali ! Ish now goes way back for his run up and grunts as he delivers a bouncer rising to Ali’s shoulder ... Ali steps back, leaning on his backfoot as if dancing and connects bat to ball...a 3rd six.

Omi looks on at wide eyed amazement, Ish’s eyes are squinted from hurt pride and harsh sun, Govind laughs out drawing a deadly glare from Ish. Ish mutters that he’ll show this milk toothed boy with the next ball... just then Ali crouches on the crease. Omi rushes to him and Ali says he gets these shooting pains in his head when he plays cricket... he looks at Ish who has now joined them, if he can go home now. Ish seems reluctant to let go of the game at this juncture but then smiles and does a high five with the kid, saying ok champ, I’ll catch you next time.

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EXT. EMPTY LOT - DAY31

Ish says he still cant believe it, rubbing the sweat from his forehead as he stops his push ups and approaches Govind who holds a tea cup for him. Omi continues doing push ups along with chants of Hanuman chalisa... Govind nods his head and opens his ledger book... Ish continues talking out loud to himself, it cant be just luck...I didn’t bowl my best, but the last delivery was a serious one.

Govind looks up from his calculation and says that by the year end they should have enough to do a booking at the Navrangpura... he looks around at the backside of the temple compound with the lines of stores, some of them covered by blue plastic sheets and tarpaulin... Govind says then its going to be tata goodbye to Mamaji’s shop and hello to the new city.

Omi joins them and gobbles up the biscuits as he comments that the Ali is quite a freak huh...these Muslim kids and the beef they eat gives them strength. Ish shuts up Omi and says he would like to train Ali. Govind and Omi speak out together with their concerns... Govind says as long as he pays and Omi says what that mullah kid ? Bitoo mama would kill me if he knew a muslim kid is coming to the temple. Ish gives an irritated look at Omi and says this is not the temple, this is the back yard and mama does not need to know. But that Ali is worth looking into... he has potential. Ish says he would like to take Ali to a doctor about the headache... his eyesight doesn’t look bad, then why the headache.

Govind cautions Ish that they would need to check with the parents both about doctor and cricket coaching... Ish says we’ll go talk to his parents. Omi protests that he’s not going to the Muslim locality. Ish snaps, why, would you catch a disease if you went into one ? Anyway, don’t go if you dont want to, I will.

Seeing that Ish is now pissed off with him Omi tries to pacify him and says but hey, you guys are invited to mama’s place tomorrow... he has invited us for a gathering. Ish pays back in the same coin by saying he doesn’t have time. Govind also says he wouldn’t know what to do there...

Omi’s face falls and he complains that he is supposed to tow their line in everything and they cant do this much for him... if that Ali is going to come to practise here, you guys might as well ensure that mama is well disposed towards us, or he’ll throw us out of the shop. Govind reluctantly agrees that they still need the shop and says he cant wait to have the new shop at Navrangpura and get out of this place... one of Govind’s students call out his name and Omi says well this place is what’s getting you the money for navrangpura for now.

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Govind shouts to the boy he’ll be right with him and gathers his papers... Ish reminds him that he’s expected at his place this evening for Vidya’s tuitions. Govind just nods and sighs as he walks out... not entirely happy at how his two friends seems to have cornered him into places where he doesn’t want to be.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT32

Vidya’s room reeks of sugar candy mush... an overdose of pink in the decor, kiddy posters with pictures of teddy bears and flowers...

Vidya rants about how she hates maths... algebra,trigonometry,calculus, you name it she hates it.

Govind tries saying that maths can be fun... Vidya cuts in saying she knows that Govind scored a 100 in the board exams, but that doesn’t mean that maths has replaced the national passions of cricket and hindi films in the country.

Govind has to smile in spite of himself at this. He clears his voice and says so what is your passion...Medicine ?

She says medicine is her ticket out of Ahmedabad... her passion is her freedom, which she will never get being stuck in this town. Govind looks taken aback at her outburst... what’s wrong with Ahmedabad he asks. She shrugs and says apparently nothing...but for her it would mean from father’s protective wing to some unknown husband’s home rule...and she wants to live life on her terms, so that means she has to crack a prestigious course that will allow her to buy her freedom.

Govind has a look of dismay at Vidya’s well thought out plan. He says if she applied this cool headed logic to maths she would find it easy. Vidya makes a face.

Govind starts with probability problems and tries explaining it to her through examples based on the number of greeting cards adorning her book shelf. Just as he makes some headway with explaining the basics of probability to her, Vidya’s cell phone beeps and she pounces on it, checking her message and giggling. She looks up to Govind and says my school friend, she’s sends these jokes...Vidya starts reading out the message but Govind cuts her short asking her to concentrate on the maths exercise.

Vidya’s face falls but then she again springs up saying would Govind like some tea. Govind shakes head in negative. She continues, you don’t like tea, neither do I, but I enjoy coffee...

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Govind says can they stop discussing what she enjoys and get working on the problem at hand. Vidya looks crestfallen as she reluctantly takes the notebook in front of her.

INT.BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - NIGHT33

Two people with saffron sashes around their neck greet people pouring into the lavish, if somewhat gawdy looking bungalow. The gathering is being held in the gardens where an elaborate buffet of strictly vegetarian food has been laid out. Ish mutters these Gujjus and their veggie delights... Omi glares at him and then points to his Metallica t-shirt and says couldnt you find anything else to wear. Govind asks who are all the people gathered here. Omi points to the saffron clad priests and says these are the holy men who support Mama’s party and the ones in dressed in white are the people from the party. Ish quips and where do we fit in here ?

Bittoo mama approaches them with a beaming smile and says he’s happy to see them here... so saying he wraps a saffron sash around Omi, gives a couple more for his friends and leaves to meet other guests.

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - NIGHT34

Bittoo mama addresses the gathered crowd which is now uniformly divided along colour lines... saffrons , many of them with Trishul’s , rudraksh beads and scriptures in hands seated on one side and the political aficionados on the other.

Govind shuffles uncomfortably in the cross legged position with Ish and Omi beside him. Govind tugs at the sash around his neck while Bittoo Mama continues about how the Hindus have suffered under foreign rule for so many years, first the Muslims then the Christian and even though India is independent but Hindus continue to be oppressed by muslim terrorists. People nod in agreement...

Bittoo mama continues about how unfair it is that the Hindus can’t build one temple against the thousands that Muslims have ravaged over the centuries...time has come for Hindus to assert themselves and he’s happy to have youngsters in the gathering today who will raise their voice against injustice.

Omi gives a beatific grin at this just as Ishaan stifles an yawn and leans towards Govind saying, can we go home please?

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EXT. MUSLIM NEIGHBOURHOOD - DAY35

The three friends follow Ali through the lanes of a particularly squalid part of the city... Omi complains how much further is the place, the stench in the air. Ish just gives a look at Omi...

EXT. GULSHAN HOUSING SOCIETY - DAY36

They arrive in an old housing society and Omi looks at the name plates... he spots the party sticker against Ali’s father’s name and exclaims that’s why the name sounded similar... Naseer Hashmi, he’s the member of the rival party.

Govind pulls Omi as Ali presses the doorbell.

INT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY37

A 60 year old bearded man with a skullcap on his head greets the boys inside. Ishaan introduces themselves as Ali’s friends and Ali clarifies that these are the people from the cricket store. Naseer nods his head in recognition as Ali’s mother serves cold drinks to the boys. Naseer says he doesn’t think Ali can get cricket coaching... he’s a sickly boy and has trouble keeping up with his studies... Naseer himself travels on work and cant give the boy much time. In the midst of this cricket training looks difficult and honestly pointless... cricket after school is ok, but he would rather spend on Ali’s maths tution.

Ish jumps at this and offers Govind’s services as maths tutor to Ali’s father, much to Govind’s consternation. Govind nudges Ishaan and tries saying he’s already quite booked.

Ish ignores that and continues to say if Uncle would agree to a combined class of maths and cricket...for free. Govind can barely hide his irritation at this... Ali’s father gets up to address a phone call and Govind pounces on Ishaan, for free? How can you commit for me ? Ish gives a look of disdain at Govind just as Ali’s father re enters the room.

He looks thoughtful and then asks why / Why do you want to give coaching to Ali.... Ish says in his most serious tone that he believes that Ali has real talent in cricket... Nasser frowns a little bit and says but cricket for a boy from a middle class household.... Ish says Uncle just give me some time with him and we’ll see how it goes, in the meantime Govind will also be helping him out with Maths...Govind keeps quiet at this.

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Ali’s mother enters the room and offers them to eat with them. Omi immediately says they’re in a rush and will have to leave soon. But Ali’s mother insists...

INT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY38

They are served simple vegetarian food...Ali’s mother apologises that they don’t have meat today. Omi says stiffly he’s a brahmin, a priest’s son, he doesn’t touch meat.

Govind explains that Omi is Pandit Shastri’s son from the Swami temple. Recognition dawns on Naseer’s face and he says he has heard good things about Panditji and that he keeps politics away from religion. But Bittoo always uses his religious connections for political clout...

Omi is offended at this and says loudly, Bittoo is my mama, I’ve not come here to hear him being insulted. He turns to Ishaan and Goivind and says we should go now. Ishaan tries to pacify him and Naseer also says in a placatory tone he didn’t mean to hurt his feelings.

But Omi still hasn’t cooled down and says and what do you guys do...your party gives extra favours to Muslims in the name of secularism...so you use religion too.

Nasser looks a little irritated and says how can you say that / Have you seen the conditions most Muslims live in this country... what extra favours ?

Omi argues that they are stopping Hindus from building one temple at their holy site in a country with Hindu majority.

Naseer’s voice becomes a little cold as he says look you’re adults and you live in a democratic country so you can have your views, but be careful, extremism doesn’t lead anywhere.

Omi snorts and says you should say that to your mullahs who brainwashes the terrorists. Nasser’s face looks grave as he says you cant blame an entire community because of a few miscreants...

Omi is about to reply back again when Ish tries to buy peace by urging not to discuss politics...they are here for Ali. Naseer’s face breaks into a smile as he says there’s nothing wrong in stating differences... that’s what democracy is for. He adds after a pause, I’m glad that you want to help my son... I cant promise much but I will try and pay something for the maths tution. Govind mumbles a thank you just as Ish says don’t worry about that. We’ll see...

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EXT. MUSLIM NEIGHBOURHOOD - DAY39

The visit to Ali’s house has created a sense of tension amongst the three friends... on their way back Ishaan charges Omi for arguing with Ali’s father... Omi looks disgruntled and says so what, I’m supposed to listen to him bad-mouthing my family

Ish says but he was praising your father... Omi grunts and says that’s because baba isn’t a threat to them... but Bitto mama is a powerful man and he’s scared of him.

Ish says he doesn’t see why they have to get involved with politics. Their mission was to get permission for Ali’s cricket coaching and they accomplished that...

Govind says but I don’t see how that’s beneficiary to any of us and forget cricket how can you make a commitment from my side without consulting me ? Sometimes you really go over board Ish...and now who’s going to pay the doctor’s fees...

Ish gives a disgusted look at Govind and says you deduct it from my share ok...take your money and be happy. Let me do what makes me happy... why don’t you guys understand this is important to me... I don’t want to see another talent wasted.

Govind notes Ish’s emotional outburst and says then buy peace with tea at Gopi’s...Omi says he would like to have something to eat too. Ish laughs out and says of course you do, you didn’t touch any food back there... how far can religious pride go on empty stomach...lets satiate your Hindu belly first !

DR.VERMA’S CLINIC - DAY40

Dr. Verma has all sorts of test results strewn on his desk and Ish, Govind and Omi wait for his verdict... Ali can be seen playing with marbles in the garden outside.

Dr Verma checks something on his computer and turns to look at the results again... he nods his head and says this li’l headache gave us quite a bit of work. I consulted with Dr. Multani who is now in Delhi but was very kind to go through Ali’s test results... it is true, Ali’s brain is wired in such a way that might make him a specially gifted player.

The doctor explains that Ali has hyper reflex which means that the boy has ten times stronger reflex than an average human being. Ish looks a little disappointed but Dr. Verma goes on to explain that not only that but he is able to make accurate analytical decisions in the split second time that the normal brain uses for a reflex action.

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So he’s able to respond to a very fast ball with the accuracy of a soft throw.

He adds that but his brain also tires fast because of this super fast mode of analysing... that’s why the headache.

Ish asks can he be trained to use it in such a way that he lasts longer on the crease... Dr. Verma says its certainly worth trying... if Ali shows promise in other aspects of the game, he might well turn out to be one of the gifted batsman that the country has seen. Ish’s eyes sparkle with hope.

EXT. EMPTY LOT BEHIND SHOP - DAY41

Ali pants as he stops mid track and says he cant run anymore. Omi says what, tired after 5 rounds...Ish asked you to do 20. Ali is still catching up on his breath when Govind throws a few marbles at him, in different directions... Ali almost instinctively reaches put and catches them all. That silences his instructors for a while.

Ish breaks the stupefied silence and asks the boys to break up into bowling and batting sides. Ali is on the batting side but he doesn’t have strike and refuses to take the singles and the twos.

Ali gets a chance to bat and hits the ball across the yard. Ish reprimands him for always going for big shots, he needs to learn to hold his wicket and other aspects of the game.

Ali cries out he doesn’t know other things...this is what he can do. Ish says in a softer tone, that’s why he’s here to help him and gives the ball to Ali to bowl.

INT. CRICKET STORE- MEZANINE ROOM - DAY42

Govind finishes a lesson with two students as Ali enters all sweaty from the game and settles down on the mat with his books. Omi enters the room with a towel and a glass of milk... he keeps it in front of Ali saying hero needs to build his stamina.. Govind and Ish smile at Omi finally relenting to Ali’s cause.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY43

Ish stretches out on the mat and ruminates that its their generation that has to do something pro change in the country. Govind quips wisdom on a full stomach I see... Ish shuts him up and elaborates his theory about how their generation , the zeroes, need to be pro active and give up the old ways of the ageing fogies of 70s and 80s decade.

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Omi says thats why Bittoo Mama also says, that’s why he wants us to attend the rally. Ish groans please can there be anything more boring than political rallies... Ish argues politicians will not change anything. Omi points at a bundle of pamphlets/posters and says we’re going to have to put some up in the store.

Govind puts his foot down and says come on, that’s directly campaigning for the party... I didn’t start a business to start a political career. Omi’s face darkens as he says its my business too, right... we got the shop through my family’s connections.

Govind snaps you haven’t done any favour... we are paying rent and you get your share of profit too. Govind gets up exasperated and says I just want to concentrate on the business, not do social service or political campaigning. Cant wait to book the new shop at Navrangpura...then maybe we can have some peace. So saying he storms out, leaving his two friends share a look amongst each other... Omi says his business plans will drive him crazy...you go cool him. Ish says why me, you’re the one who upset him... Omi’s face brightens up as he finds a solution... I’ll go get kachoris for everyone. Ish sighs...food, the answer to mankind’s problems.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT44

Both tutor and student look grim and grumpy. Govind notices that Vidya’s eyes look puffed up, but he pretends not to notice and focuses on her home work.

Govind looks up from the note book to say that she’s done quite well but now cant avoid her sniffles. He asks what’s wrong. She says nothing. Govind goes back to discuss the problem she couldn’t solve when a big tear drop rolls on to the notebook, blotching the numbers Govind had started writing. Govind looks very startled and then says Listen we cant carry on our class if you are upset. Vidya wipes her face and says its that stupid Garima. Govind finds out the reason of her distress is some misunderstanding about whose turn it is to sms... Govind presses his forehead with his thumb and finger while Vidya talks herself out of her own problem. Govind says, alright, if the sms problem is done can we move to problem 8... Vidya says yes, thank you for listening and appears to focus on the maths problem.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT45

Vidya fidgets with her pen, her hair clip, her chair and then finally declares can we take a 5 min break... cant cram in too much together.

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Not waiting for Govind’s reply she continues that she hates the way education amounts to cramming information without any real understanding of the foundation of it... she goes on to give an example from biology and Govind sees a new side to the girl, who can be quite animated in things that she relates to...

Govind says he can get her some good reference books from Law Garden book market. Vidya immediately jumps at the idea and asks if she can join... Govind clarifies he’ll get the bills for the books so that she can show her parents how much they cost. Vidya makes a face and says that’s the silliest thing she’s heard...she’d like to go because that would be fun.

Govind changes the topic saying come lets do the next problem.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT46

Govind is about to leave and Vidya climbs down the stairs with him... she says in a low voice , thursday then and scoots towards the kitchen.

Govind almost bumps into Ishaan as he moves towards the door. Ish asks how’s it going with my duffer of a sis...

Govind sounds quite serious when he says not bad, she’s a quick learner. Ish says he’s also found a way to tame Ali...I’m trying to spread out his sixes across more overs and getting him to take more singles and twos. I have to spend more time with him, though the other kids get jealous of that... Govind almost jumps as Ish adds with a grin some students are special, right.

Govind agrees and leaves quickly.

EXT. LAW GARDEN BOOK MARKET - DAY47

Govind keeps looking around as if checking if anyone’s following them..Vidya stops on the footpath and says relax, our uncle auntyjis do not frequent book markets...and besides there’s nothing wrong in coming to buy boring textbooks...you cant get more right than this.

Govind covers his embarrassment and says of course, why would I worry... I’m just trying to spot the right store...

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INT. BOOK STORE - DAY48

The middle aged book keeper immediately spots Vidya, easily the prettiest presence in a book store filled with nerds and measures her up. Govind speaks out a little loudly and names the book he wants.

The book keeper shouts instructions to his assistants and turns to look at Govind with a raised eyebrow... Govind looks slightly irritated and says curtly ‘student...’

Govind and Vidya look through a couple of more books, Vidya exclaiming at the sight of the thick fat books that could easily replace weights in the gym... Govind measures a book and says smilingly, dont worry, nobody manages to cover everything...you need to read specific sections. Vidya places her hand to try and lift the book and their hands touch. Govind pulls his hand out and calls the shopkeeper for the bill.

EXT. BOOK STORE - DAY49

Govind takes the heavier bag from Vidya’s hands and walks out saying ok, that’s done, you’ll be home in home in forty minutes. Vidya makes a face and says you’re such a bore. Govind raises his eyebrows and says what ? Vidya says she wants to go to dairy den and have something.

So saying she walks on while Govind quickly checks how much money he has left on him.

INT. DAIRY DEN - DAY50

Vidya digs into the pizza and then lowers her head to take a sip of the milk shake....Govind finds himself looking at her mouth and turns his gaze away. He sees the guys in an adjacent table giving the looks towards Vidya.. She follows his gaze but ignores the guy and turns her attention towards Govind.

She proposes they be friends and Govind cites his list of reasons for not thinking its a good idea- Vidya laughs at how Govind gives a bullet point list about her being his student, his best friend’s sister, younger to him and a girl to boot !

She laughs and touches his hands... Govind moves to take a slice of pizza... Vidya says he should have a back up friend and then goes on to explain the concept of why a back up friend is necessary beyond your best friend. She asks him where would he bitch about his best friends Ish and Omi... Govind blushes a little at her swearing.

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EXT. CITY STREETS/ NAVRANGPURA MALL - DAY51

Vidya and Govind are walking through one of the posher areas of the city.. different from the old city neighbourhoods they live in... big cars zoom down the street, Mac Donalds,CCDs and branded stores strewn along the way.

Govind stops in front of the new mall under construction, its glass and chrome facade glistening in the sun. Vidya looks at him questioningly and Govind says this is where my next shop will be, not without a hint of pride in his voice. Her eyes widen as she exclaims are you serious ? Govind hushes her down by saying don’t talk about it to others now... but yes, next month I’ll do the booking and possession by February. Vidya looks impressed and says good that he didn’t go for the engineering course. They start walking again and Govind says he’s not the engineer type... besides he doesn’t want to leave Ahmedabad... he wants to move into the new city with his mother. Vidya is observing Govind closely as he displays some real emotions for the first time. Govind notices her gaze and changes the topic back to her studies as he calls out to an auto rickshaw.

EXT. SUPPLIER PANDITJI’S HOUSE - DAY52

Ish Govind and Omi wait as their supplier’s daughter comes out with a set of keys and opens the warehouse saying her father will be with them soon. She leaves with a smile at Govind.

As soon as she leaves Ish nudges Govind and says she likes you, man. Govind makes an incredulous face and says everybody’s not a casanova like you. Ish teases him, you think I don’t know how you’re the silent player. Govind almost looks like he’s been caught at some guilty act and turns away to greet Panditji.

They discuss new supplies and a bargain ensues... Panditji starts telling about his family’s misfortune...how his brother’s family has recently moved from Kashmir and taken refuge here. Omi expresses curiosity as to what has been happening to Pandits in Kashmir... Govind changes the topic back to the business at hand before they find themselves caught in another political discussion.

As they leave the warehouse Ish spots the girl standing at a window and says in a low tone... there’s a possibility there you know... Listen, I’m going to pick up Preiti from her coaching class... so saying he places the load of bats on to Omi and jumps on his bike. He shouts over the roar of the engine ... I’ll send a rickshaw from the main street. His friends just nod their heads...Omi says, why does he get to do all the fun stuff...

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EXT. EMPTY LOT BEHIND SHOP - DAY53

Ali saunters in late for cricket practise while the other boys are already doing their warm up rounds. Ish points to his watch and asks Ali to do the rounds.

EXT. EMPTY LOT BEHIND SHOP - DAY54

Ish unwraps a brand new bat and gives it to Ali, but Ali isn’t excited. Instead he says he needs to go early ... there’s a marble competition in his pol. Ish snaps at him and asks him to finish his cricket practise first. Ish reminds Ali that he shouldn’t hit big strokes...

Ish asks Ali to change to a fielding position and Ali shows his protest by flinging the new bat carelessly on the ground. Ish frowns and says careful... Ali performs shoddily in fielding and lets an easy catch drop.

Ish has just had enough of Ali’s carelessness.. He holds Ali by the shoulders and shouts at him where is his mind... Ali turns his face away and says I want to go back early. Ish says forget the marble tournament...no one ever became famous by playing marbles. Ali replies back insolently that neither did Ish. Ish stands frozen and then slaps Ali hard, making him lose his balance.

Hearing the commotion Govind steps out and tries comforting Ali. Tears flow down Ali’s face and he cries out, I hate cricket... I dont want to play here again. So saying Ali runs out of the yard.

INT. CRICKET STORE- DAY55

Ish slumps down on the floor and says its so unfair that someone with Ali’s talent should have no interest in the game while Ish spent his entire youth trying to make it in cricket but was never really good enough.

Govind serves tea to his friend and tries to explain that Ali doesn’t understand his special talent...marbles is more fun for him right now. Ish sighs and rues about the unfair distribution of talent in the world... Omi enters the shop with an orange tikka on his head and starts saying that they are making good progress in advertising for the rally...then notices Ish’s face and asks what’s wrong. Govind tells him about Ali and Omi gives a knowing nod and says you’re wasting your time with that boy Ish... these Muslim boys... Govind tries to silence Omi as Ish gives an irritated look at Omi.

A 10 year old boy comes in with lots of small change and requests for a ball... Govind says he’s 5 bucks short.

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The kid looks disappointed and says he doesn’t have any more. Govind shrugs and says then come back later. But Ish has already handed the ball to the kid and the kid happily runs away with it. Govind and Ish exchange fuck yous before they carry on with their respective work.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT56

Govind looks exasperated and says excuses wont make you pass the exam you know. Vidya looks unkempt in an old pair of pajamas and a kiddy print t shirt. She scratches her head and says I’m trying. Govind finishes her sentence by saying not hard enough.

Vidya wears a petulant expression and asks Govind not to always reprimand her. She hands him a bottle of hair oil and asks him to help her. Govind looks dumfound and reads the label out... Keshkala Amala hair oil. Govind says your hair is black enough. Vidya giggles and says no silly...just to keep my head cool. So saying she turns her back towards him and parts her hair indicating where to apply the oil.

Govind looks kind of flabbergasted and then tentatively reaches out for her hair, massaging the oil in. She lets out a sigh of content and Govind immediately looks towards the door to see if anybody’s coming... The radio plays from the neighbouring house... the deejay giving a sugary intro to a love song as he reaches for her hair again. Govind keeps the bottle on the table and asks his student to get back to work.

EXT. ALI’S HOUSE - NIGHT 57

Ishaan arrives with a box of chocolates, marbles and a new sports cap to make up with Ali. Ali is hesitant at first but then Ish shows a trick with a marble and that breaks the ice.

Song continues in the background...

EXT.LOCAL GYM - NIGHT58

Omi is seen doing his work out while the radio plays in the background...he looks at his own reflection in the mirror while doing the weights, sweat dripping from his face .... A hanuman idol and Arnold Schwarzenegger poster frames his face in the mirror reflection.

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INT. NAVRANGPURA MALL - DAY59

Song continues...Another Patel Book Stores bag weighed down heavily with reference books swings between Govind and Vidya as they walk through the corridors of the mall... some of the stores already have their signages on the store front... Vidya and Govind climb up on the top floor and lean down on the shining steel railings to look down at the mosaic pattern on the floor below...

Govind opens the shutters of one shop and shows Vidya around...the work on the interiors is almost complete. Vidya looks at the snazzy interiors and says wow, this must’ve cost quite a bit. Govind says some from their business, but they couldn’t avoid taking a loan from Omi’s mama... Govind says in a determined voice, I should be able to pay him off in three months.

EXT. LOVERS’ LANE ! - NIGHT60

Preiti is checking herself out on the mirror of the bike, she pouts and says why didn’t you sms last night... didn’t you get my missed call ? Ishaan leans closer and kisses her ears... she appears to move away but with a smile on her face... Ishaan pulls her close and starts smooching her.

The entire lane is actually quite crowded with such couples; each caught in their own private heaven in a very public place ! Song continues in the background...

INT. INTERNET CAFE - NIGHT61

Omi seated at a cramped booth... a print out on the board facing him says ‘No adult sites allowed’... Omi however is taking vicarious pleasure out of just that... his face screwed up in a mixture of concentration and wonderment !

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT62

Govind is explaining an equation to Vidya, he looks up from the notebook to see her chewing away furiously at one end of the pen... the ink has leaked a bit smudging the corners of her lips. Song fades out...

She shakes her head in frustration and says its so much easier for boys to achieve their dreams. Govind says why, what’s stopping you ... Vidya picks up the chemistry book from her desk and this isn’t what I want to do...

Govind turns his best tutor face forward and says education is important... Vidya cuts him short and says for what ?

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One should pursue one’s passion, right.. You left engineering to do what you wanted to do, Ish bhaiya left NDA... then why are you forcing me to give up my dreams... I don’t want to study your boring maths, I want to study PR.

Govind has had enough of her whining and says in a burst of emotion, then do that...you’re able bodied and of sound mind (though I doubt it sometimes) and have been lucky enough to get more education than most other girls in the country. So use that to realize your dreams...don’t just sit here and complain. Nobody gave things to me in a platter...I worked my fucking ass off to get wherever I am.

Govind controls himself and says sorry for the swear word. Vidya smiles and says I wasn’t born yesterday you know. But see your father didn’t get in your way.

Govind gives a dry laugh and says no, considering that I haven’t seen my father in 11 years, I cant say he got into my way.

Vidya says sorry... Govind shrugs and says nothing to be sorry about, fact of life. And he and his mother have managed quite fine.

Govind says in a soft voice, its never easy...but if its really a choice between parents choice and yours, you should finally stick out with yours...civilisation wouldn’t have progressed if everybody played by the rules. So you dont always have to follow your parents wishes... you can reason it out with them.

Vidya retorts of course not,lying is much easier..I’ve been doing that since I was five years old ! Govind gives her an incredulous look. Song resumes on background track...

I/E. DREAM SEQUENCE - DAY/NIGHT63

Govind in a brand new store with the latest of sports gadgets... all his near and dear ones stand crowded around the store.

He sees the book store shopkeeper pointing fingers at him and speaking to Ishaan’s father... Suddenly Govind is 10 years old and his mother is weeping trying to hold back a man from leaving....the door swings as the man exits...

Omi’s father is doing an aarti in the temple... Bittoo Mama is tying orange sashes around everyone... A crowd of people clad in saffron and bearing trishuls seem to be chanting something and going around in circles.

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Ali hits a boundary and Vidya claps and laughs out in glee... the song starts to warble, like an old LP disc running at the wrong speed just as the dream images start trembling and shaking, accompanied with loud noises of things falling...

INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - DAY64

Govind wakes up startled to feel the world vibrating... the bed, ceiling fan, wall clock, almirah everything seems to be shaking. Govind springs up to see what’s going on when his mother rushes in asking him to get out of the house, its an earthquake.

EXT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - DAY65

A crowd of people running helter skelter in the neighbourhood as an electricity pole crashes to the ground...tv antennas fall from terraces and broken window panes crash on the road... people huddle together trying to figure out what happened. One of them say that its an earthquake in Bhuj...

INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - DAY66

Govind holds his mother’s hand as he re-enters their home to see the drawing room in a mess... everything lying scattered on the ground, a mirror broken...table upturned.

Govind switches on the tv to see a news channel air the news of the earthquake in Bhuj... the reports say that while most of the old parts of the city of Ahmedabad have remained safe, some of the newer constructions have suffered severe damage.

Govind suddenly looks worried and prepares to go out... his mother tries to dissuade him but Govind bolts out of the house.

EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY67

Govind runs through the city that looks like a tornado has hit it... the older buildings are intact but as he approaches the new part of the city, the damages are much worse...

Govind comes running to the street where the mall was... he has to stop midway as a huge pile of rubble stands in his way. The world spins around him as Govind catches sight of the huge signage of the Navrangpura mall jutting out from the middle of the rubble pile... Govind slumps down in the middle of the street clutching on to the dust and razed concrete in his fists.

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His eyes cloud over with tears as he picks up a stone and throws it aimlessly at the broken down structure that was Navrangpura mall.

Somebody catches hold of him and restrains him...Govind seems to be in a dazed state, kicking and throwing the rubble around. Ishaan has to physically hold him back and says lets go home Govi. Govind cant take it anymore as he breaks down in front of his friend saying over and over again, we’re finished... we’ve lost everything even before we could start... Ishaan tries consoling him saying maybe they can ask for a refund from the builder.. Govind shakes his dejectedly knowing that won’t work. He keeps repeating where will I get the money to repay the loans Ish... we owe so much to Bittoo mama....Govind tries taking recourse to his one comfort, numbers as he recounts how much they owe to Bitoo mama...but for once, even the numbers don’t console and Govind just breaks down into sobs. Ishaan tries to shush Govind as he leads him away from the wreck.

INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - NIGHT68

A tv reporter’s voice narrates in the background the extent of damage and demolition caused in Bhuj... how Ahmedabad had suffered relatively less though new areas were more badly hit than the old city.

The footage of the earthquake hit areas flicker and float on Govind’s face as he shuts his eyes. Screen fades to black.

INTERMISSION

INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - DAY69

Govind lies on the bed staring vacantly as Dr. Verma pulls out the stethoscope out of his ears and says the fever is gone. Govind’s mother stands by the end of the bed and asks whether he should carry on the medicines. The doctor says no, Govind is quite fine physically. Govind stays silent through this conversation... Dr.Verma asks whether the shop is open... Govind shakes his head in negative. The doctor requests for tea and as soon as Shanti leaves the room the doctor asks Govind to talk....whats eating him up ?

Govind gulps down, trying to find his voice and then says I’m in big debt. Dr. Verma retorts that there isn’t a single businessman who hasn’t incurred losses and cites the examples of Navaldhari community of businessmen who are known to make 9 comebacks within their business career. The Doctor advises him to stop wallowing in self pity...

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Govind protests that this doesn’t make sense...its like an unknown force suddenly blowing so many lives and livelihoods out... one is so helpless. But the doctor points out that not everybody is acting helpless...people are working actively around the city to help the victims. The doctor mentions that Ish and Omi are helping out in the temple grounds where they have set up a relief camp. Govind goes back to staring blankly at the wall as the doctor gets up to leave.

EXT. EMPTY LOT - DAY70

The field behind the temple compound has now been converted into a temporary relief camp where free food and medication is being distributed.

People are queued up at the food counter where Omi and Ish are helping in serving... Ali approaches them dragging a hapless woman in a burkha and her 2 kids with him... he tugs at Ish’s shirt and says these people need help, her baby has fever... they were saying they cant come here... Ish looks at Omi who pauses for a second and tells Ali that they will need to register themselves at the other counter there and then queue for food and medicines. As Ali turns to lead them towards the registration counter, Omi calls out and says he’ll come with them.

EXT. EMPTY LOT - DAY71

The man seated at the registration counter looks up to greet Omi and then his smile freezes as he sees the Muslim woman with Omi. He looks questioningly at Omi, who states simply that these people also need help. The man, raises an eyebrow and starts muttering that he can’t take responsibility for this... they should take permission from higher up. Omi cuts in and insists that the man enrolls the woman and her kids... he’ll take care of everything. The man says grudgingly well, only because Omi is Bittooji’s nephew and turns towards the woman to ask her name... Ruksana Mohammed she says.

INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - DAY72

Govind springs to pull the quilt up on his pajama and vest clad attire as Vidya’s voice rings out from the threshold of his room. He is surprised to see her and asks what brings her here.

Vidya shows one of her big fat reference books and says thought I will come here and get some problems clarified.

Govind’s mother enters the room with some tea and snacks while Vidya says she shouldn’t have bothered.

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Govind tries gesturing to his mother to pass him his shirt but she’s too busy chatting with Vidya to notice. Once she leaves Vidya passes him the shirt and pulls a chair near the bed.

Govind clears his voice and asks her to show her the problems she’s stuck with... Vidya carefully opens the book to a page and passes the book. A pink envelope falls on Govind’s lap from the book... a cheesy get well card with a handwritten note from her. Govind reads it and thanks her... she broaches the topic of the shop but Govind avoids it, not wanting to betray his hurt and disappointment... she touches his hand and says in an earnest way that its lucky that the mall wasn’t already up and running, it would have cost too many lives. Something stirs in Govind and he almost reaches out to embrace her but holds back...

Vidya makes light of the moment by saying that she still needs her maths tutor and ‘sort of friend’ around to help her clear the exams... Govind smiles and says he’ll be there next week. Vidya gets up to leave and says she never thought she’d live to see the day when she’s looking forward to maths lessons !

Govinds mother comes into the room and Govind immediately thrusts the card under a pillow...his mother says Ish’s sister has grown up into a pretty girl...you like her? Govind frowns and says ‘ma please, she’s my student. And a very weak one at that’.

INT. GOVIND’S HOUSE - NIGHT73

Omi and Ish are lounging in Govind’s room talking about opening up the shop... Govind says he’ll also come over, he’s feeling better now. As Govind reaches out for a glass of water, the pillow shifts revealing a pink envelope and Ish almost immediately pounces on it asking what’s that. Govind snatches the card away and says nothing, from my cousin. Cousin eh, Ish teases and adds that must be Panditji’s daughter. Govind rolls his eyes and tries to change the topic... Omi says that Bittoo Mama has agreed to let them continue using the shop... Govind asks what is he expecting in return. Omi shrugs and says nothing much, he wants us to help him in his campaign...Omi raises a hand before Govind can say anything and says he’ll take care of it.

Govind says its his fault that they are in so much debt...it was his foolish ambition to move into the new part of the city and have an air conditioned shop, maybe he was asking for too much. Ish says they all took the risk as business partners, they’ll get out of this lurch.

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INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY74

Ish frets around the shop saying that first the earthquake and now India’s loss against Australia in the test match...how will business pick up if things continue this way. Omi teases and says yes, such a pity that the 11 players out there don’t know our livelihoods are dependent on them !

Govind says there are two more test matches...maybe things will turn for the better.

A car draws up in front of the temple compound and Bitto mama steps out, making way to the temple trust office.

Omi urges Govind and Ish to come and meet Mama.

INT. TEMPLE TRUST OFFICE - DAY75

Govind looks a lot more respectful towards Mama as he thanks him for allowing them to use the shop. Bittoo mama smiles benevolently and says that’s nothing... Ish and Omi have done great work in the relief camp and now they are all party cadres right... he’ll be depending on them during his campaign. Govind doesn’t look sure, Omi presses a hand on his shoulder to stop him from over reacting. Govind says he doesn’t understand politics but he’s indebted to Mama and will try and do the best he can.

Bittoo turns to Omi and says yes, the future lies with you boys... you should become more pro active. We have won a lot of credibility with our relief work...now is the time to build on this.

Ishaan says they better get going now...they have a student’s match to watch. As they are leaving Bittoo calls out to Omi and speaks to him privately... he says that Omi is like his own son and he would like to see him have a bright future. If Omi can take some initiative during the campaigning, Bittoo mama will put in a word for him with the party head office... he adds laughingly, not just one, you guys can have shops in each mall if you are enterprising Omi... I have great hopes on you, don’t let me down. Omi is taken aback by the rare praise heaped on him and says with a sense of pride, I’ll do everything I can to help you mama.

EXT. NANA PARK- DAY76

Ish can hardly contain his glee as he watches Ali take the winning run... Ish claps his hands and says did you see that, he lasted 8 overs. Just as they are praising Ali’s ***performance, the opposing team’s player kicks Ali and runs away calling him a mullah freak.

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Ish, Govind and Omi rush to Ali, who now stands up with a bleeding knee. Ish sees red and is about to give chase to the guy but Ali says leave it... they’ll only pester me more when you’re not there. Ish insists that he will ensure that nobody lays a finger on him... he’ll find those punks out.

Omi looks at Ali’s cut and says he’ll take him to the shop and get him some first aid. Govind and Ish can get some food for him... Ali says kebabs. Omi’s eyebrows go up but then he relents saying just dont tell anyone ok.

INT. CRICKET STORE- DAY77

Arrey abhijit, your bangali genes is proving to be lucky for the match at Eden... since you’ve come those Australians have lost 3 wickets... So saying Ishaan plants a kiss on the 10 year old boy seated at the shop with them, watching the test match between India and Australia.

Omi has been given the onerous task of maintaining the Team India cricket stores very own score board...a black board which features the latest update of the match... it reads DAY 1 India vs Australia 2nd Test Match and the latest score.

(Need details of the fall of wickets from 193/1 to 291/8.) *

Ishaan’s spirits go on an escalating frenzy as Australia *loses total of 8 wickets by the end of the day. In between the loss of wickets he outlines his plan to take Ali to meet an Indian cricketer for an expert opinion.

Omi express doubt as to how they would pull this off... knock on the dressing room and say hi Dada, check this guy out ? Ishaan refuses to let anything dampen his spirit and says they’ll work something out. He looks at the match schedule that has been put up at the shop and points to the last one dayer to be held at Goa. That’s the game he wants to go to and try and see if they can consult someone from the Indian team on Ali’s prospects.

Govind points out that at the rate business is going it’ll be difficult to sponsor a trip... Ish looks exasperated and says hey number man, its the last game, we have two months...can we have some positive thinking here !

Harbhajan Singh takes another wicket and Ishaan pounces on the tv screen to kiss the image of the bearded young man !

Mrs. Ganguly, arrives at the shop at that point of time and can’t help but smiling at the guys. She thanks the guys for letting her grandson sit in on the match while she’d gone for the bhajans.

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Before leaving she says if they supply to schools... she needs some advise on buying cricket equipment for her school Kendriya Vidyalaya.

Govind’s antennas immediately sense a business prospect and he jumps in to make the most of it by saying that they even have an in house advisor in Ishaan, a district level player, to guide the school on its requirements. Mrs. Ganguly beams at Ishaan who now is forced to look a little more matured than the monkeying around he was displaying about 5 mins ago! She leaves her card and asks them to come in on next Monday. Ishaan says the test will be over by then, great !

Govind slips in a candy to Abhijit before he leaves and mutters to his friends that yes ‘Obhijit’ as his grandmother calls him, is truly a bearer of good luck.

I/E. CRICKET STORE - DAY78

Omi is rubbing out Ramesh’s name as he gets out for no score and India stands at 0/1 on Day 2. Ishaan shouts from the match...who the fuck is Ramesh...some connection quota behen... Omi glares at him for shouting out the profanity.

But the profanity flows at the fall of every wicket that happens in rapid succession...Omi tires of rubbing out the names of the batsmen and gives the chalk and duster to Ishaan saying here you do it... told you it makes no sense...why the fuck are we writing out the score of this dismal game... enhancing ‘cricket fever’ bullshit ! Ishaan grumbles that at this rate even a draw looks difficult.... Ishaan writes the final score of the day India 128/8 with a dejected face. Govind says We should think of a flower shop instead of a cricket shop. Sports sucks in India.

I/E. CRICKET STORE - DAY79

Ishaan paces up and down in front of the shop and rants about India scoring 171 all out and getting a follow on. He enters the shop and almost hits the tv screen... Govind leaps up to say they should switch off the tv. Ishaan says he wants to see how the idiots can still look make eye contact. Omi points out that the players are not exactly quavering at the thought of making eye contact with Ish. Ish asks Omi to cut out the wise cracks or Omi will be quavering when Ish makes much more than eye contact with him. Omi points out at the new opener Laxman walking in to the field and says how another unknown player is trying his luck. Ish grumbles why doesn’t Omi go and give a special puja for the Indian team ... if Omi’s gods can make this game change, he will treat them to dinner.

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Laxman hits a four and Omi says teasingly, dont challenge the gods... here comes the answer. Ish moves Omi aside and sits in front of the tv.

I/E. CRICKET STORE - NIGHT80

Ishaan has a wide grin on his face as he writes 254/4 at the end of the day’s match and calculates India’s chances of making the match a draw. Govind looks up from his ledger books and says listen we need to prepare for the school meeting. Ish is still lost in the fate of India’s cricket team and says gravely we need Laxman to stay put... Govind sighs and shakes his head and says yes, when you call him to give your advise also mention that our business is running on a loss and if India loses his wicket, I’ll probably lose a business partner!

INT. GOPI’S EATERY - NIGHT81

Ish can hardly contain his excitement as he recounts the match highlights of the 4th day... Laxman 275 not out, Dravid 155... at 589/4 India still had enough batting left to finish off the last day of the test. Ish says with a content sigh tonight I’ll sleep in peace.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY82

Ishaan is back fretting over the game and criticizing Ganguly’s decision to declare the innings at 657/7...Ish feels its too risky to try and bowl out the Australians out and declares Ganguly to be too big for his feet.

Govind looks up the cricket data book and says that in the history of the game there has been only 2 occasions when a side facing follow on has gone on to win the match. He jokes that the probability is so low that he’s ready to sponsor the Goa trip if India wins the match. Even Ish doesn’t look sure and tells Omi to pray for a draw.

INT. CRICKET STORE - NIGHT83

Ishaan has almost entered the tv screen while the third umpire is taking his time to adjudge whether Ramesh has taken a valid catch of Shane Warne off Harbhajan’s ball...a potential first hat trick in the history of Indian bowling.

The light goes green and Ish does a somersault, making a couple of boxes topple from the shelves shouting in joy... India has done the unthinkable, Harbhajan has just struck hat trick and Australia’s score is 174/8....

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INT. CRICKET STORE - NIGHT84

The fire crackers light up the dark sky at Eden Gardens as India pulls off a historic win... Ish and Omi are doing their version of bhangra dance and sharing a laddoo with Govind. Govind’s laddoo filled face breaks into a smile as a kid comes running to the shop asking for two balls. Govind uncharacteristically shares a laddoo with the kid. Ish points a finger at Govind and says, Goa !

INT. PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE, KENDRIYA VIDYALAYA - DAY85

Govind is at his formal best as he explains his bid to the school board, citing Ishaan’s experience at district level matches and states the monthly budget of 10,000 for a total of 800 students.

One of the administrative officers objects at the high cost saying that they are a Government school. Govind looks like he was expecting this and starts saying they can re-look at the logistics, but Ishaan cuts in and says that’s just 12 rupees per child in a month... Surely that’s not too much to invest in sports education.

But the admin head continues that nobody cares about sports performance, a school is known by its academic standards.

Govind senses that the meeting is slipping out his hand and tries to say that he can work it out at Rs.5000/month. But Ishaan insists that sports gives practical education on team work, leadership, discipline and focus which are just as important as the theory in books. In fact more than the theory in books. Ishaan’s outburst leaves the school board lost for words... Govind wipes the perspiration from his face thinking he has lost another deal.

The principal, Mrs Ganguly says they will try out their scheme for 6 months and see where it goes.

EXT. STREETS - DAY86

Visiting cards, we need to print visiting cards Govind says with glee on his face. Ish wraps an arm around him and says I’m telling you man, you have to speak up to get what you want... Govind raises an eyebrow teasing him that Ish’s experience in this stems from his interaction with the girls...he asks for it and gets it. Ish jumps on to his bike and says what about you... get it without even asking...think I dont know... The engine roars to life as Govind hops on to the bike and slaps Ish on the back to get going...

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INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT87

Vidya finishes pasting a poster of Dil Chahta Hai on the inner side of the door of her closet and says Goa wistfully, still looking at the picture of 3 men on the poster.

Govind says defensively that this is Ishaan’s idea... he would rather stay and work to earn back his loan. He looks at the watch and says he’s getting late. Vidya who has started brushing her hair in front of the mirror now says in an irritated tone that Govind has no time for... Govind cuts in and says I do make time for our tuitions but you waste those...

Vidya now flings the comb on the bed, angry at Govind for reducing their time together to stupid tuitions. She pulls up the chair and buries her face in the calculus book.

Govind starts explaining but Vidya interrupts and says this sucks... what is this bullshit dx dt about...

Govind gets irritated at her reaction and says such an attitude wont see her far. This infuriates Vidya further and she says I dont want to do lessons today, I have a headache. Govind packs up his stuff to leave saying Ok, then take rest. I’ll be off... Try doing the problems when you’re feeling better.

Vidya’s eyes are now moist at seeing her emotional blackmailing fail... she says petulantly I hate calculus.

Govind shrugs and says well, its your idea to sit for the medical... Vidya keeps her face turned away, turning the end of her churni into knots... Govind leaves. Vidya controls a sob.

INT. RAILWAY COACH - DAY88

Ali is busy climbing the rungs to go to the upper berth... Naseer helps him out and calls a chaiwallah ordering 4 cups of tea. Omi finishes shoving their luggage beneath the berth as Naseer hands over some money to Govind for their trip. Ish says that wasn’t necessary but Govind is not too reluctant as Naseer insists that they take it. Govind puts away the notes carefully in a plastic cover where he’s kept away the money for the trip. Naseer explains that he was going away for a rally in Baroda, so its a big help for him too... He looks at Omi who is now mumbling some prayers before traveling. Naseer says lightly that its good to see his son in the hands of such god fearing youth. Omi looks up from his prayers, not too happy with the comment, thinking that Naseer made fun of him.

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But before he can say anything Ali tries reaching from one upper berth to the other and the adults asking him not to do it. Naseer holds his son and says bye before leaving the compartment.

INT. GOA CRICKET STADIUM - DAY89

The match has just ended and Ish says this is the time they should try and meet the players, after the ceremony is over. Omi cant stop staring at the foreigner women as the guys make way through the stadium towards the VIP enclosure. Govind asks him to stop gaping, the security would never let them this way...

Govind and Ish try to lead the way confidently through the gates of the VIP enclosure just as the security guard stops them and asks for passes... Govind says in a brisk business like manner that they have to meet someone inside.

The guard is not impressed and says so does the rest of the crowd, he cant let autograph hunters go in there. He swears in Gujarati and Ishaan immediately warms up to the guard using the ‘deswallah’ connection. He gives some cock and bull story about Govind being the owner of a big sports store and hands over a card and a 100 rupee note with it.

The guard now eases his stance but says he has a boss to report to...cant let all of them in. Ishaan points to Omi and says he’ll stay back, much to Omi’s ire. The guard says leave the kid behind but Ish sweet talks his way into letting Ali come with them.

INT. GOA CRICKET STADIUM - DAY90

Ishaan looks quite star struck at the sight of his demigods up close as the Indian team makes its way back into the pavilion after the award ceremony is over. Govind nudges him and asks him to go do his bit now.

Ish comes out from his trance and hurries right up to the fence to make it in time to shake hands with Harbhajan Singh as he walks past. Ishaan congratulates Bhajji and Harbhajan shakes his hand and continues walking towards the dressing room when Ishaan follows him on the other side of the fence telling him that they have come all the way from Ahmedabad to meet him .... Would he please meet this 12 year old boy from Ahmedabad...

Harbhajan has a quizzical smile and says autograph? Ishaan says well no...I mean yes, autograph would be great but we want you to check out his batting skill.

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Harbhajan has a slight look of confusion but Ish carries on that cricket means everything to him...he couldn’t make it beyond district level, but he doesn’t want this boy’s talent wasted. He’ll do anything to see if the boy has potential...please....everybody needs someone to support him. Harbhajan stops in mid track and asks where is the boy.

INT. GOA CRICKET STADIUM - DAY91

Omi is grumbling about how long he has been waiting outside... but stops mid sentence when he sees Ali out there at the crease with Ishaan and Harbhajan... the twelfth man on the team has opted to be the wicket keeper.

Ish explains to Ali that Harbhajan will be bowling spins, something that Ali hasnt faced too much of...but he should follow the ball closely...let couple of balls go and then hit out. Ali squints his eyes and nods.

The first ball whizzes past Ali and Harbhajan raises his eyebrows to Ish. Ishaan pleads to bowl out the entire over.

Ali strikes at the 2nd , 3rd and 4th ball consecutively...taking Harbhajan by complete surprise. But the intense concentration has made the headache come back and Ish explains his condition to Harbhajan. He nods his head and says that Ali will need training and has to build his stamina but his judgement of the ball is quite accurate...

Ish can hardly contain his excitement and says Bhaaji how can we help Ali reach the top level... I can train him till the year end but where can he get really serious training. Harbhajan gives the name of a famous cricket academy in Bombay and says that’s where Ali should go in an year's time if he’s really serious about the game... Ish says but they will be very costly right... and so many applicants...

Or, Harbhajan names the famous coach Ramakant Achrekar and *says if Ali trains really hard this year then Harbhajan can *help them in getting to attend Achrekar’s summer training *camp. *

The senior players of the Indian team start waving at Harbhajan from the pavilion... he gestures to them that he’s coming and gives them his number saying that they should keep in touch with him.

Harbhajan ruffles Ali’s hair and runs out.... Ish grabs Ali and together they do a huddle with Govind and Omi.

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EXT. GOA BEACH - DAY92

Govind, Omi, Ish are seated under a beach umbrella guzzling down beer... Ali is building a sand castle in the distance. Omi almost chokes on the beer as a a foreigner woman turns on her back and unhooks her bra for tanning her back. Omi sighs and says I’ve found my true calling... I want to be a champi on the beaches of Goa. Ish and Govind laugh out... Govind calculates that with about 50 women around they have exactly the double no.of breasts to ogle at. Ish starts giving out scores to the passing women and all the guys crack up... Ish shushes the guys as Ali turns to look at them... he says he’ll go take a dip in the sea with Ali... Omi teases that Ish is only going to check the women out from up close.

Govind fidgets around, and then says he remembered that he has forgotten to make a phone call back home...ma will be worried. Omi raises an eyebrow and says can’t you call when we’re back in hotel... Govind is already up and walking away to make the phone call.

EXT. GOA BEACH - DAY93

Govind rings Vidya’s number and disconnects it after two rings. He looks at Ish and Ali splashing in the water in the distance.

Vidya calls back and Govind says an awkward hello on the phone. Vidya says so why are you giving missed calls. Govind is tongue tied for a second and then says he was worried about whether she was working on the calculus problems. Vidya quips you called to check on my maths problem... before Govind can answer Vidya continues how is Goa...having fun ? Govind says yes, a far cry from any place in Ahmedabad...its almost like visiting abroad... then he adds you would like it here.

She asks do you miss me... Govind spots Omi looking at him and turns away saying I have to go... Vidya says yes, you are on roaming and busy calculating how much this is costing you.

Govind is embarrassed and says no...do you want anything from here. You’d probably go crazy if you saw their flea market. Vidya laughs and says she just wants him to get her some shells from the beach. Govind finds it strange that she should ask for something so simple and then says, Ok, see you later... He says I miss you too but he loses network and sees Omi trudging towards him.

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EXT. GOA BEACH - DAY94

Omi asks for some vegetarian starters and turns to look at Govind and says that was a long call ‘home’...whom were you really calling?

Govind says it got disconnected...had to call back. Omi says its Vidya isn’t it. Govind hides his shock behind the ‘what?’ he manages to utter... he tries changing the topic to what *food they should order. Omi sniggers and says he’s not so stupid, he has noticed that Govind has become very quiet about Vidya ever since he has started tutoring her. Govind laughs and says what do you want me to say... give lesson recaps everyday ?

Omi waves at Ish and says don’t bullshit me Govind... how can you hit on your best friend’s sister. If Ish gets to know... Govind is really irritated now and asks Omi to shut up. It was on Ish’s request that he started teaching her... He looks at Omi staring at him and expresses his worst fear as casually as he can... has Ish told Omi anything about this.

Omi shakes his head and says Ish has been busy with his protege, while you have been with his sister. Have you guys done it ?

Ish and Ali joins them now and Ish asks done what ? Govind changes the topic and says contacted Panditji the supplier for striking a wholesale deal...

Ish rolls his eyes and says there’s nothing more sacrilegious than talking about business when there are so many babes to talk about.

INT. GODOWN - DAY95

The old metal door creaks open to throw in a shaft of sunlight in a dreary dilapidated warehouse... Bittoo Mama says its fifteen by fifteen feet...enough space to act as their storage. Govind starts planning as to how to make the place functional to use as storage space for whole sale supplies. Then he asks Bitto mama with a note of hesitation how much he’s expecting as a rent. Bittoo mama waves that aside saying almost condescendingly that Govind is his son’s age, he’s not doing this to get money from him. Govind doesn’t know how to answer to that... he says that he should be able to pay off the loan soon once the wholesale business picks up.

Bittoo Mama looks at the boys and says that he likes the fact that they are expanding in business... business has always been a Gujarati’s pride.

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But its not enough to just work for one’s own self interest... if they are true sons of the soil then they must give back something to their motherland too...

Ishaan and Govind share looks amongst themselves as Bittoo mama wraps an arm around Omi’s shoulder and says that they are planning for a big rally before the elections at Nana Park... this is the time when he needs Omi and his friends’ help....he is depending on them.

Govind mutters to Ishaan that he doesn’t like the trade off... Ishaan shrugs and says the sooner they repay off the loan the better it will be.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY96

Panditji comes visiting the shop and explains his situation... he is making a distress sale of his stock as he needs cash liquidity for marrying off his two daughters.

Govind negotiates with him about the rate at which he wants to buy and offers one lakh instead of the two that Panditji had quoted.

Omi and Ishaan look a little hesitant at Govind rushing into another investment.. but Govind goes ahead and finalises the deal.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY97

Govind turns to look at his friends with a smile of satisfaction and is met with worried looks. Ishaan asks are you sure about this investment... Govind says earnestly don’t you trust me... Ishaan says of course he does and then adds but isn’t Govind disappointed at losing the girl. Govind says what are you talking about... Ish says now don’t try to be so businesslike... I know she had a thing for you.

Omi, standing behind Govind, gives a knowing look towards him and Govind jokes what else to do... if the girl is gone might as well keep her memory alive with her father’s stock.

I/E ISHAAN’S HOUSE TERRACE - DAY98

Vidya stands on the terrace and points to the plastic chair and table that she has placed in the middle of the terrace... she says today she’d like to have roof top tutions, she’s tired of sitting indoors. And its way too hot...

Govind tears his eyes away from her as she fixes the mosquito coil beneath the table and asks so how have you been...

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Vidya stretches her palm in front of him and Govind looks questioningly. She asks for her gift... Govind pulls out a brown paper bag and Vidya turns it over on the table and exclaims at the sight of assorted shells that spill out. She starts inspecting each of them...holding them up to the sun... she holds one up for Govind to see the minute shade difference on the surface of it...

As Govind leans his head to see the shell, Vidya whispers into his ears ‘ so did you really miss me’. Govind blushes and moves away instinctively. He tries to cover his embarrassment by saying I...I’m sorry Vidya... I shouldn’t have. I have too much on my plate... my business, the loans, you are my best friend’s sister...

His sentence remains unfinished as Vidya stands on her toes to raise herself to Govind’s height and plants a kiss on his lips.... Govind is too surprised to react.

The sound of a pressure cooker whistle blows loudly from somewhere....Govind tears himself away and says this is not right. Vidya asks bluntly, why ? I am going to turn 18 in couple of months and the government of India thinks I am old enough to vote, marry and rear kids...but I can’t kiss you ?! What logic is that... She proposes coffee. Govind says no need but Vidya insists and drags him.

I/E ISHAAN’S HOUSE TERRACE - DAY99

She shows her favourite hide out place beneath the raised platform for the water tank and pulls out a thermos flask and two plastic cups... welcome to Vidya cafe she says with a grin. She notices that Govind is not making eye contact with her and holds him by the chin and says its alright in a soft voice. Govind can’t control himself anymore and holds her in a tight embrace and starts planting kisses all over her face... Vidya’s face breaks into a shy smile as she leads his mouth to hers and exchanges the butterfly kisses for a big smooch....

The sound of an election campaign blares at a loudspeaker nearby...

I/E. MINI VAN ON CITY ROADS - DAY100

Omi is seated in a van which has been decorated with the party flags and banners... the electoral candidate’s face is splashed on the posters. A popular hindi song has been re-made and dedicated to the party’s name instead of the beloved !

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For the young party cadres this is as close to a disco that they can get and they are having a ball of a time in the name of election campaigning. Some kids on the streets are also attracted to the music and are chasing the vehicle.

INT. ELECTRONICS STORE- DAY101

Ish hires an old vcr player while Ali watches with curiosity.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT102

Ishaan brings out some video cassettes of old cricket matches and plays it back through the vcr... pointing out strokes to Ali... after a while though, Ish turns to see that Ali has slouched on the couch and is fast asleep.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY103

Govind is doing the accounts for the day, Omi and Ish do the stock inventory for the new supplies. Omi recounts the deliveries he did to Govind but is interrupted by Govind’s phone beeping. Govind checks his message .... Its Vidya sending him sms kisses and asking wht r u doin... Govind quickly sends kisses back and goes back to listening to Omi’s report. His phone beeps again and Omi is irritated... who the fuck is sms-ing you so much. Govind says coolly its a supplier... Ish says trying to sell you something? Govind replies flippantly yeah very hard...Omi says why don’t you call him then... Govind- that would look too desperate.

His phone rings again.... But thankfully this is a business call. Omi and Ish go back to their work.

INT. CRICKET STORE- MEZANINE ROOM - NIGHT104

Govind is laying out the piles of currency notes made into neat bundles and says 70k is their profit from last 3 months... Ish asks how do we divide it? Govind explains 40k is to repay the loan and the rest 30 to be divided equally amongst them. Both Ish and Omi can hardly believe that they have all of 10k for themselves...Ish says he’s going to start saving for Ali’s coaching next summer.

Govind’s phone beeps again. He checks to see another message from Vidya reminding him that her b’day is coming up and he should get a cake. Ish teases him that the suppliers never let go of Govind...he’s really becoming the 2nd ambani.

Govind replies back to the the sms and says with a note of boasting, nope I’m going to be the first Patel.

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INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT105

Vidya is rocking to and fro in her chair trying to memorise some lessons, occasionally scratching her head. Govind suddenly leaps out of his chair and plants a full kiss on her mouth. He lets go of her equally suddenly and returns to his chair, with a smile on his face.

EXT. NANA PARK - DAY106

Bitto Mama’s voice can be heard over the loudspeaker talking about building the Ayodhya temple... Bus full of ‘cadres’ are pouring in to Nana Park. Ish and Govind make way through it when Govind’s phone rings. It is Omi calling from backstage... he says in an irritated voice, where are you guys ? Govind says just entering. Omi is exasperated and says you guys are never on time...anyway, come backstage. We’ve got work to do.

Across the border wall, as if in split mirror image of the first gathering, another party is preparing for their rally. Chairs are being placed...kids come and run to sit at the forefront, the crowd gathering as someone does a mic testing...

EXT. NANA PARK - DAY107

Backstage Omi is pinning the party badge and straightening his hair... he says in a tone of self importance, he has to go give flowers on stage to honour the Party president. He asks Ish to man the backstage entry and tells Govind to go check out the meeting of that other party across the border.

There is a tone of authority in Omi’s voice and Govind raises an eyebrow in surprise at both his proposal and his tone of voice... Me says Govind incredulously ?

Omi softens his tone and says please, I have to go on stage and you’re the kind of guy who would have no problem slipping in there... Mama specifically told me to keep track of what’s happening there and we owe it to Mama, don’t we. Govind lets out a sigh and walks out...

EXT. ACROSS THE BORDER/MUSLIM NEIGHBOURHOOD - DAY108

Govind slips in to see Ali’s father addressing the mic and of talking about secular politics...from across the wall the other party puts up the volume of their PA just as they play a bugle sound to announce the arrival of their candidate.

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Ali’s father continues to talk about keeping religion and politics apart but there is a technical snag and power supply abruptly comes to a stop, switching off the mics.

People in the crowd start getting restless and there is talk of sabotage by the rival party... Govind begins to feel a little nervous as one of the men standing beside him asks gruffly are you a party member. Govind says no... the man starts talking to a few other around him... Govind tries moving away when the man again asks him so where are you from... Govind mumbles something as the power supply is resumed and Ali’s father asks the crowd to be patient and introduces their electoral candidate.

EXT. ACROSS THE BORDER/MUSLIM NEIGHBOURHOOD - DAY109

Govind is making his way through the crowd, trying to make an exit when he bumps into Ali’s father who stops and asks him what is he doing here... but doesnt wait for a reply as he says young people are always welcome. Govind retorts rather harshly that he was just passing by, he has no interest in getting involved with politics.

Naseer lets the topic go and asks him where’s Ishaan and Omi... Naseer starts walking with Govind and says are they at the other meeting...I’ll go and say hello to them. I’ve been meaning to thank you guys for the Goa trip...Ali can’t stop talking about how he batted to Harbhajan! Govind doesn’t know what to say as Naseer leads the way and enters Nana park.

EXT. NANA PARK - DAY110

Ali’s father stands out with his beard and cap in the midst of the saffron brigade. People start muttering around them as they pass... Naseer tries waving at Bittoo but he looks away and speaks into Omi’s ears , who is standing beside him on stage.

Omi springs down from stage and approaches Nasseer and Govind. He gives a look of irritation towards Govind and tells Naseer to go away before trouble starts. Govind shakes his head and tries explaining to Naseer who just gives a stiff smile and walks away.

Govind says to Omi he shouldn’t have spoken so rudely to Ali’s father... it isn’t right. Omi notices the people gathered around him and hisses ‘don’t start on right and wrong with me ok ’... Omi walks off in a huff while Govind’s jaws stiffens.

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INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY111

The news of the twin tower blasts plays on TV... a small crowd has gathered around the cricket store to watch the footage of the towers crumbling being replayed over and over again... people start speculating amongst themselves what this would mean to world politics. Omi gushes it must be those damned mullahs man... anywhere in the world you spot terrorism and those guys are behind it. Ish and Govind are also too taken in by the sudden news to come up with any rationale.

Omi’s phone rings and he starts having a conversation with Bittoo mama who is calling him over to discuss future plan of action...

The tv channel reveals that news has just come in that four Muslim boys have been identified as Al Qaeda terrorists on this deadly suicide mission... Bin Laden has claimed responsibility for it.

Omi continues to speak over the phone saying that yes this violence cannot be allowed.... they will wait for the election results and start a fresh campaign.

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - NIGHT112

Bittoo mama sits on an ornate swing and looks serious. Some party members and Omi are waiting for him to speak. The electoral candidate Hashmukh ji looks crestfallen. Bittoo mama addresses him and says that its best to let bygones be bygones...so they lost a seat in the bye elections.... But the real election is next year and they must start preparing for it.

Omi gushes that surely they will get them next time..Mamaji will be contesting for that won’t he ? Mamaji smiles and says that’s secondary... what is needed is a fresh strategem for the party. The high command had expected the bye election loss but that just means they work doubly harder for the coming year...

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - NIGHT113

The gathering is breaking up and people are beginning to leave. Omi munches down on the last dhokla, gulps it down with Coke and approaches mama to say goodbye.

Bittoo mama says he would like a word with him... he says that the coming elections are very important for the party and even for their family... Omi beams and says he’s sure Bittoo mama will be the first MLA of the family.

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Bittoo insists that that’s not all...if Omi can show initiative and do some solid work for the party then Mama can ensure that Omi never looks back in life... he says remember you not only have to be a hard worker but a smart worker...if he can get the attention of the party high command then Omi will no longer have to be the delivery boy of a sporting shop... Bittoo mama says that your friend Govind thinks money is power....the other one thinks being an achiever is power...but I’m telling you Omi, my son, you will outlast all of them if you can prove your political power.

Omi’s eyes gleam as he says in a respectful tone what do you want me to do Mama...

Bittoo says I have a plan that you need to act upon... we need to gather public support for our cause... I want every second Hindu Gujrati to visit Ayodhya and get a sense of their heritage....

EXT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - DAY114

Govind stands by the corner of the house and carefully packs in a cake box into his back pack, looking surreptitiously around him to check whether anybody has noticed him. He sneaks a glance at the terrace of Ishasn’s house and then proceeds to enter the house.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - DAY115

Ishaan is watching the one day between England and India on tv while his father pours over the newspaper... Ish gives a quick update of the match to Govind and asks him to join him. Govind keeps a straight face and says he’s here for tuitions. Ish shrugs and says his sister is studying even on her birthday, wow !

Ishaan says I hope Ali is watching the match... told him to... Ish’s father shakes his head saying that Ish is eating the kid’s head and leading him down a path of false hope...middle class boys should know where their limit is.

Tendulkar hits a four and Ish just ignores his father and raises the volume of the tv. Govind stands awkwardly wondering how he can get out of this... Ish’s father tells him to switch on the light on the stairs leading to the terrace.

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INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE TERRACE- DAY116

Vidya looks radiant as she feeds a slice of the strawberry cake to Govind. She wipes the bit of cream that drips down Govind’s chin and sucks it off her fingers.

Govind pretends to remove something from her cheeks but instead smears some more of the cream on her face... this starts off a playful cake smearing session on each other’s face... Vidya giggles as she ducks before Govind can smudge her face with further cream and runs towards the terrace door. She turns towards Govind warning him that she’ll run downstairs if he doesn’t stop this now... but she doesn’t sound like she means it and Govind knows that. He stops chasing her and instead sits down on a chair and says ...go on, go downstairs.

Vidya locks the door of the terrace and locks her gaze with Govind... two people staring at each other’s cake smeared face but yet forgetting to laugh.... A fire cracker bursts in in the distance, the sky lighting up suddenly with a shower of golden light....

INT.ISHAAN’S HOUSE TERRACE - DAY117

Vidya is seated on Govind’s lap...both of them engaged in a half licking half kissing ceremony on each other’s face. Vidya draws herself apart for a moment and says my new kurta will get spoiled ... so saying she takes it off and lets it fall on the floor. Govind’s fingers fumble with the bra hook without success till Vidya reaches back and does the honours herself with a single flick of her hand.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - EVENING118

Vidya and Govind are crouched under the water tank both of them half dressed, she in her kurta and he in his trousers... Vidya is sitting with her face buried in her arms sobbing silently... Govind looks completely at a loss as to how handle the situation and almost as shaken up as Vidya. He tries saying its ok... look, I’m sorry. Vidya raises her head to reveal a tear blotched face and shakes her head...she breaks down and speaks through her sobs... she’s doomed,defective,something's wrong with her... she wanted to so much but she can’t make love... she must be frigid.

Govind protests vehemently and tries to console her at the same time... says it happens first time...its ok and wipes the tears from her face gently.

Vidya controls her sobs and says in a frustrated voice, so it’ll always be the first time...

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that means she’ll always remain a virgin. Govind teases her... he says, no, that means we have to try till you are no longer one!

Vidya smiles at that and says she loves him. It suddenly dawns upon Govind exactly what he has been doing and he looks away reaching for his shirt. Vidya looks at him curiously and says what’s wrong? Govind mumbles, nothing...we better get dressed... Vidya asks what caused the change of mood suddenly? Govind snaps Damnit Vidya your entire family is two floors below us.

Vidya slips on her churidar and says listen to me...nobody’s going to come up. Ma can’t climb stairs, papa must have gone for his evening walk and Ish bhaiya is glued to the tv...

At the sound of Ish’s name Govind drains of colour as if the full import of what he has done strikes him... he sits down with his head hung low.

Vidya kneels down in front of him and lifts his chin... she says I love you... Govind looks at her and says softly happy birthday Vidya.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT119

Ish’s mother beams at Govind and offers him to join them for dinner.. Ish hollers that Govind should stay back and watch India win this. Govind refuses politely saying his mother will be expecting him and leaves.

I/E. TEMPLE COMPOUND - DAY120

Omi orders a couple of guys to keep the bundles of pamphlets in the Trust office. He calls one of them back and pulls out the first few pamphlets from the bundle. He has a pleased expression on his face as he carries those proudly to his friends.

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY121

Govind and Ish look inquisitively as Omi waves the pamphlets under their nose. Ish catches hold of one pamphlet and reads aloud- ‘ Chaitavani Yatra ..All those who love Ram are invited to come to Ayodhya’. The pamphlet also carries details about why this trip is important to remind the Government in the centre of the Ayodhya temple issue...underneath that is Omi’s contact details for the person to be contacted for signing up for the trip.

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Ish frowns and says you’re organising this. Omi nods proudly... Govind says but Omi you dont have to get involved with all this you know... we’ve managed to pay off Bittoo Mmam’s debt.

Omi looks a little hurt and says hey, I’m not doing this to make up for anything... I’m doing this because I want to prove... Ish says prove what ? Omi shrugs and says you guys have your goals... Govi has business Ish has cricket, I had to do something. Govind cant hide the surprise in his voice and says politics ? Does your mom know. Omi’s face breaks into a wide smile as he says, finally something for her to be proud of me.

EXT. EMPTY LOT - DAY122

Ali strikes a ball that slips past mid off but he’s slow in going for a single... Ish shouts at him not to sleep on his feet... Ali tries picking up speed but the fielder does a direct hit at his side of the crease getting him out.

Ish sighs and speaks to Ali as he comes off the crease... Ish tries explaining to Ali that he has to learn to go for the ones and twos... they have a few months till their trip to Mumbai to apply for the cricket coaching summer camp... Ali can’t let Ish down on that. Ali’s eyes well up with tears and he says what if I can’t Ish bhaiya... Ish slaps his back and says if you believe you can you will.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - NIGHT123

Two anklet adorned feet go up in the air, rapid cycling in the air as Vidya’s voice is heard ‘yippeee...I’m no longer a virgin’ !

Govind clamps down her mouth with a firm kiss.

EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY124

Omi campaigning hard for the Ayodhya trip... overseeing distribution of pamphlets at public places, posters are pasted on the walls... Omi is seen taking down names of people interested in going for the trip, making phone calls...he appears busy.

Omi seated in a rickshaw which has been covered with the party banners and posters of the Ayodhya trip... he is speaking into a mic and announcing dates of trips.

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EXT. CITY STREETS- DAY125

Ishaan waits near the bus stop... Preiti turns around the corner...their eyes meet and Ishaan pretends to get busy with his phone. Another girl comes in and greets Ishaan. He chides her for being late and kicks starts the bike while the girl mounts it from behind. Preiti’s gaze follows them as Ish rides away.

INT. ISHAAN’S HOUSE - DAY126

Vidya draws a heart around a date on the calendar in her diary. Govind asks what’s this ? Vidya excitedly points out that these are the dates when they’ve made love... they calculate and it comes to an average of once a week.

Vidya calculates and says she’s within her safe period now... Govind shrugs and says its always safe, we’ve never done it without protection. Vidya sighs and says you’re such an unromantic...

I/E CRICKET STORE - DAY127

Bittoo mama is talking to Omi about the progress of the karsevaks trips, when he notices Ish and Ali making their way to the shop from the empty field behind the shop. Bittoo Mama’s eyebrows knit in a mild frown as he tries to place who the kid is... he looks questioningly at Omi. Omi stutters a little bit, desperately trying to signal Ish not to bring Ali up to the shop. Omi says that’s just a kid whom Ish is training... Bittoo mama’s frown deepens as he recognises Ali and says isn’t that Naseer’s son...

Govind tries to save the situation by saying that the boy has talent in cricket so Ish is helping him out. Bittoo mama doesnt say anything in response and asks instead whether Omi and his friends are planning to go for the trip in February.

Govind explains that the trip to Ayodhya would take up too much time and they would have to keep the shop closed in this peak season.... they’re expecting a big order from a new school and are tied up with that.

Bittoo mama doesn’t look too happy as he turns to Omi and says my boy, you got to lead from the front...what will people say if you yourself are not participating...

Omi gives an accusatory look towards Govind and says apologetically to Mama that he really wanted to go...but he has promised Govind to help in procuring the supplies for their whole sale orders. He promises to go in March.

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Before Bittoo mama leaves Omi has an idea and says maybe I can convince my folks to go this time... Bittoo nods at the idea and says yes, they will also get a chance to do darshan.

INT. OMI’S HOUSE - NIGHT128

Omi’s father shakes his head and says he doesn’t feel right about mixing politics with religion... he doesn’t want to be labelled as any party’s supporter.

Omi’s mother cuts in and says what’s the harm in going... finally our Omi is doing something actively... you have never managed to make him work and now that he is doing something under Bittoo’s guidance, you are again opposing him.

Omi gives a dutiful look at his mother, enjoying his moment of support. His mother says, never mind if your father will go or not... I will go on my own then.

Omi tries explaining to his father that this is not a political trip... the party is just acting as a facilitator, its a golden opportunity to visit the holy site.

He looks petulantly towards his mother and says how will I convince others if my own family doesn’t stand by me in this one initiative that I’ve taken up...

Omi’s mother pets him and tells him not to worry, they will not let their son’s attempts go futile...

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY129

Omi giving out the details of his parents for the ticket booking on Sabarmati Express... leaving on 20th February, returning a week later.

EXT. PUBLIC GARDEN - DAY130

Worry lines crease Vidya’s face as she sits on a park bench apparently waiting for someone. Govind arrives is a huff and says what’s the matter... why this urgent meeting. I have to send supplies over to the schools...

Vidya’s worried face makes him stop and he asks again what’s wrong ?

Vidya says I’m late. Govind doesn’t immediately catch on and looks at his watch... he says but you said meet at 5. Vidya looks exasperated and says no silly, I’m late ... my periods.

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Govind looks almost shocked for a second to hear her say the word and then sits beside her on the bench. He says what do you mean...we’ve never done it without protection.

Vidya is irritated as she says she knows that but how to explain that this time she’s late by 4 days. Govind tries suggesting maybe these things happen... Vidya says no, it’s not usual for her to be late.

She clutches Govind’s arm and says I dont know maybe I’m just fretting because I’ve been with you...

Govind offers to take her to a doctor. She says it would be hugely embarrassing to tell a doctor that she might be pregnant.

Govind chokes on the groundnuts that he was munching and says hey take it slow... we don’t know that as yet. Govind tries calming himself and reminds Vidya that the probability of her being pregnant is very low...they used all sorts of safety measures.

Vidya cuts in with an exasperated cry...saying shit, why do always girls have to bear the brunt. Govind doesn’t know what to say to that and looks at the families near by, some with babies.

Vidya says they should wait for another couple of days its probably a false alarm...just that she was getting worried sick thinking about this on her own.

Govind stares vacantly at the passers by in the park and says what if its not ...?

Vidya stays silent for a second and says what do you suggest...? Govind can barely look into her eyes and finally manages to say this is too big for me Vidya... pregnancy, abortion, marriage...I’m not prepared for all this.I’ve my business...

Vidya looks at him chickening out and flares up ...’how can you be so selfish Govind... you think I am ready for this ?

So saying she gets up to leave. Govind realizes he’s created a disaster and catches up with her, asking her to cool down please, none of them are thinking straight now.

Vidya says in a cold voice its alright... Govind says lets wait it out for a few more days. Vidya stays silent.

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INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY131

Omi frets that the train is late and nobody is picking up the phone at the station... he better go to the station himself to receive his parents. Ishaan offers to come with him but Omi says he doesn’t know how late the train is exactly... Ish better stay back at the shop, it might be a long wait.

Govind sends a sms to Vidya saying sorry for yesterday... he types in ‘any news’ and then deletes that part of the message and sends it.

Omi gets a call from Mama asking about the ticket details of the karsevaks returning form Ayodhya... Omi wonders why but reads out from his notebook that his parents and others were booked in Coach S6... Mama asks him to come over. Omi says he was about to go to the station... but Mama insists.

Govind says what’s wrong... you want us to come with you ? Omi shakes his head and says must be some party work, he’ll drop in on his way to the station.

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - DAY132

Omi enters the house to see a group of party cadres already assembled there... they mutter amongst themselves as they see Omi entering. Bittoo mama takes Omi aside and reveals that there’s been an accident on the train. Omi is quite shocked and asks what exactly happened... are his parents safe ? Mama hangs his head and says reports are still coming in...

And then Mama drops the bombshell... they burnt the coach down... those Mullahs burnt them all.

Omi looks completely lost as if he is having trouble deciphering the meaning of those words... he looks around helplessly so that someone may come wake him up from his nightmare...

INT. CRICKET STORE - DAY133

Tv news channel plays the footage of the burnt train coach and completely charred bodies being carried out of the compartment. Govind and Ish look on stunned... Ish finally manages to say we have to find Omi.

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - DAY134

Indistinct sound of tv news coverage playing in the background followed by a large crash... the tv goes mute.

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Sound of heavy breathing as Omi backs out of the room, breaking into a run...his feet hitting against the tiles to create a dull thud in the still afternoon. A crow croaks out somewhere in the distant.

Omi runs out aimlessly saying no, no.... He hits himself against a pillar and bangs his head against it screaming his lungs out with the last no as his forehead chips open to let out the blood.

Some of the guys now drag him away from the pillar while Omi resists furiously.... just mindlessly screaming. Finally Bittoo Mama just embraces Omi, gesturing the others to back off.... Omi breaks down like a baby... tears and blood streaking his face.

EXT. TEMPLE COMPOUND - DAY135

People have started gathering in the temple compound discussing the horrific news that they’ve seen playing on tv. There is talk of tension in the city and several shop keepers decide to close shop for the day.

Govind and Ish also decide to shut the shop and go look for Omi... there’s no answer on his phone. A passer by talks about how a bus has been burnt in a neighbouring area to protest against the train mishap. Ish says oh shit... I’d asked Ali to come by, now it seems unwise to leave him waiting alone... Ishaan suggests that Govind go ahead to meet Omi and he’ll join them as soon as he’s dropped Ali back home.

Or, Ish receives a call from Ali’s father asking if Ali is with him... he hasn’t returned from school as yet and had mentioned to his mother that he’ll be going to meet Ish bhaiya after school. Ali’s father is worried that the kid is roaming the streets of the city while there is tension and unrest building up in the city. Ish assures Naseer that he will wait for Ali and drop him home.

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - DAY136

Omi’s eyes are red shot as he sits on the sofa looking vacantly in the distance... his head is now bandaged.

People around him are still talking about the many rumours surrounding what transpired at Godhra...Omi feels claustrophobic and feels his head is spinning with visuals of the ghastly burnt train. Omi gets up abruptly, pushing through the people and rushes to the bathroom, puking his gut out.

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Bittoo mama receives a call from somebody high up in the political circle as he speaks in a deferential voice... he says yes the situation is precarious, his own sister and bro-in-law were there on the train and their son is reeling under the shock...the guy had worked hard for arranging the trip... this time the fuckers have really crossed the line. He then asks not without surprise in his voice...take to the streets ? But, sir, my nephew is under tremendous shock...he is not ready.... Bittoo is cut short by the voice at the other end saying if they are not ready now then when ...the police will give them a free hand...its time to strike back...

INT. BITTOO MAMA’S HOUSE - DAY137

Omi registers through his hazy vision that someone is handing him over a drink... he looks questioningly but Bittoo Mama’s face is upon him urging him to take it, he needs it now to steel his nerves.

Omi takes a gulp down of the whiskey and as the warmth fills him up he says he wants to go to Godhra and retrieve his parents’ body. Bittoo sits down beside him and lays a hand on his shoulder saying it won’t be a good idea to travel now and besides he doesn’t want Omi to suffer the trauma of seeing the actual site. There’s nothing for him to do in Godhra... silent tears stream down Omi’s face. Bittoo asks him to be strong... this is what the bastards wanted, to break his soul... but they don’t know what happens when a sleeping giant is awoken.... Omi needs to show to the world that the Hindu jawan is not made of weak mettle... he must avenge his parents’ death here.

Bittoo offers another drink to Omi... Omi still looks lost and asks for his phone, he wants to speak to his friends. Bittoo says not to worry...he’ll have more than his friends to support him. His guys are already mobilising people across the city.... But Omi cannot afford to lose heart now, this is his chance of showing true valour.... he should lead hundred men to the Muslim neighbourhood and show them what Hindus are capable of. So saying Bittoo hands over a trishul to Omi...

Bittoo says you owe it to your parents.... Don’t let their death go waste.

EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY138

The streets suddenly look deserted with shops closed and people rushing indoors...windows and doors of buildings being shut and kids being dragged inside. Line of auto rickshaws stand parked at a garage. A party cadre rounds the drivers up and starts fuelling them up to take action...

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Govind walks down briskly through the streets.... He tries Omi’s number again and this time he gets through.

Omi is seated in the front of a Maruti van when Govind’s call comes through... Govind asks him where is he... Omi just asks him to meet him across the ‘border’ and gives the name of the Muslim neighbourhood. Govind frowns and says what’s happening there... Omi says just be there.

EXT. NANA PARK - DAY139

Ishaan takes off Ali’s cap and tucks it in his pockets. He looks a little tensed as he hears an explosion somewhere in the distance... he takes a side lane and tells Ali that they better go through this round about way... he doesn’t want to travel on the main streets.

Just then Govind calls Ish and tells him that he spoke to Omi and he asked to meet near Ali’s neighbourhood. Ish looks a little distracted and asks why... Govind says he doesn’t know but they better meet up. Ish says he’s also headed in that direction, so they’ll be with Omi soon. Ish asks did Omi sound alright... Govind says he doesn’t know...its best that they talk to him in person.

A burning rag goes flying across the border wall and Ish says they better hurry up...

INT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY140

Ali rushes inside his house to see a crowd of people already gathered there... Naseer spots Ali, holds him in a tight embrace and turns to thank Ish.... He was worried sick about his son and if it hadn’t been for Ish calling to say that he’s bringing Ali home, Naseer wouldn’t know where to go looking for him.

A man comes rushing in to Naseer’s house and says that the mob has started attacking Muslim shops and households... he has heard that a big crowd is headed to this area... someone else pleads Naseer to call the police before things go out of hand. Naseer looks worried as he dials a number and then says nobody’s picking up the phone in the control room... Naseer tries to calm the others saying he will use all his connections to get protection... they shouldn’t panic. He turns towards Ish and says how can I thank you for bringing Ali home, but it is not safe for you here.

Just then there’s a loud knock on the door.

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INT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY141

Govind comes in and tells Ishaan that he doesn’t have a good feeling about being here. Ish agrees that the situation is getting serious... but they better meet Omi and then head home.

Loud screams start filtering in as the women start shutting the windows while someone else says they should go and lock the main gate.

Sounds of angry cries followed by sound of stone pelting get closer...

EXT. MUSLIM NEIGHBOURHOOD - DAY142

Omi’s van comes to a halt in front of a narrow lane followed by two more jeeps of people. They get off their vehicles as Omi instructs few of them to stand guard at the exit point...nobody should be able to get out.

The men draw rods, chains, knives and other miscellaneous weapons from the cars and proceed to go through the lane towards the row of houses.

Some of the men start breaking windows and throw stones at the houses... accompanied by loud calls of Jai bajrang bali... They arrive in front of Ali’s housing compound and one of the guys says that this is where one of the rival party members Naseer Hashmi stays...he must have a gang of supporters with him; they need to take them out first.

Omi’s face registers a second of confusion as his cell phone rings... Ish calling.

INT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY143

Ish has trouble hearing over the din on Omi’s side and asks him where he is... they are waiting for him at Ali’s house. Omi says come out, I’m waiting for you outside... Ish says they’ll be there in 2 minutes...Ish just calls Omi’s name once but doesn’t finish his sentence...Omi has disconnected.

Govind is getting fidgety and asks where is he... this sounds bad Ish, lets get the hell outta here. Ish gives him a look of irritation and says Omi is waiting for us... Its ok.

Ish goes upto Ali who is huddled in a corner in his mother’s lap, looking mortified. Ish tries to reassure him that everything’s gonna be alright... when he does his debut match the crowd will be sounding similar... but only after Ali’s 3 sixes !

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Govind is already at the door,he looks through the chink to see Omi standing with about 50 men armed to their teeth, rattling the collapsible gate of the housing complex.... They seemed to have surrounded the building and are pelting stones on the windows from all sides.

Some of the men stop Govind from opening the door saying that they’ll all be dead if they open the door. Govind has a look of fleeting panic on his face when Ish cuts in and says not to worry, they have a friend waiting for them. The men in the room have a look of incredulous confusion on their face, not knowing whether they have friends or foes amidst them.

Naseer is desperately trying to call his party high command.... He tries requesting someone at the centre to bring the para military troops in...the Hindu mob has surrounded their locality. Naseer says pleadingly Sir, call the CM then... his secretary is not taking my call... Naseer’s face pales at whatever he hears across the telephone line now drowned with a bomb exploding very near by.

INT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY144

Govind’s phone beeps... Ish asks whether its Omi. Govind shakes his ehad in negative as he sees Vidya’s message- “ So relieved...I got my period. Hope u r ok’. Govind sighs in relief but is immediately reminded that their problems are far from over. He asks Ish to call Omi and speak to him... this is going out of hand.

Naseer looks around at his family and all the other people gathered around the room, a look of worry,fear and questioning towards him... Naseer takes a deep breath and requests Ish to call their friend... he’ll step out with them and try and plead sense.

Ish calls Omi again and asks him what’s going on... they’re being attacked. Omi snaps well come out of there and you won’t be... which self righteous Hindu can now be on the sides of the murderers... how can you be on their side

Ish tries to calm down by saying, he wants to be with Omi and help him get back to his sense... there are no murderers here,they’re at Ali’s house.

Ish asks to get his guys to hold down the fire till he and Govind can step out and talk to him. Omi watches the crowd surrounding the building and asks Ish to step out quickly.

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EXT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY145

Omi tells his guys to keep it down... his friends are coming out. Govind asks Naseer to stay inside till they get a chance to go and speak to Omi... so saying the two friends step out into the compound.... Omi yells to the mob to let them step out.

Ish and Govind approach Omi ... there’s a moment of awkward silence as Ish and Govind see a totally new avtar of Omi, looking almost like a mad man... Ish stretches his arms and holds Omi in a tight embrace... Omi’s voice chokes as he says its my fault, I sent my parents to their death... Ish tries to console him saying he had no way of knowing. Omi collects himself and says but now I do...and I’m not going to let any of these fuckers get out alive...they started the fire and let them see how far it can spread.

Govind says have you gone completely mad... these guys have been nowhere near Godhra Omi... please get a grip on yourself.

Ish says there’s Ali and his family inside Omi... li’l Ali on whom we’ve all such high hopes...

Omi lashes back there were women and kids on the train too... how can you fuckers be on their side ? All my life I’ve been pushed around by you guys but I’m not budging today...you dont know how it feels to have your family burnt down alive

Govind says an eye for an eye will make the world blind... Omi spats you keep your philosophy to yourself..Ish interrupts and says I wont let you do this Omi... you’re under severe trauma and you’re not thinking straight...but I’m not going to let you harm these people.

Omi gives a manic laughter yes, you Gandhian follower...you are so busy trying to protect strangers that you don’t even know your sister’s getting fucked by your best friend and looks at Govind...

Ish stands shell shocked trying to comprehend what Omi just said...Govind seems to have lost his voice, he can’t meet Ish’s eyes and instead grabs hold of Omi’s collar and slaps him hard saying you’ve gone crazy... a bunch of men immediately spring into action, ready to hit Govind...

Naseer steps out at that moment in an attempt to intervene between the friends. He asks the boys to please calm down, but his sentence remains unfinished as part of the mob pounces on Naseer with a roar...

Omi pushes Govind away and draws out his trishul... Ish screams no and lunges forward....

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But Omi has already thrust the trishul forward with all his strength ... the spikes go clean in through Ish’s stomach... his screaming stops as he seems too shocked to even register pain.

Omi looks completely dazed, still not sure what exactly happened.... at a distance, the mob has unleashed its fury on Naseer, hitting him violently as he writhes on the floor of the compound.

EXT. ALI’S HOUSE - DAY146

Ali has also run out into the compound looking stunned at the massacre, followed by a bunch of men who had sought refuge at Naseer’s house....

Ish plops to the ground, his eyes now widen into fear as he shouts Ali’s name in a hoarse whisper and clutches hold of Omi’s hand in a death like grip, his eyes doing the talking that his voice can no longer manage. Omi starts shaking uncontrollably... his face contorted in pain...

Omi frees himself from Ish’s grip and rushes towards Ali before he gets caught in the deadly circle of the mobsters...dragging him away. Ali seems to have lost the strength of his legs as he stares in wide eyed shock as Ish slumps down on the ground in a pool of blood. Govind catches hold of Ish’s falling figure as Omi covers Ali’s eyes with his hands and holds him in a tight embrace, his body wracking in sobs.

Behind them a fire has broken out in the house... its flames look like they’re reaching out to touch the angry red sun setting in the horizon....

INT. CRICKET STADIUM - DAY147

The red light on the third umpire’s box remains unlit as the third umpire announces his decision and the green light is switched on to declare ‘Not out’. A collective sigh of relief washes down Govind and Omi...

Ali takes his position on the crease again... the commentator says that the newcomer has had a very close shave, it remains to be seen what he makes of his 2nd chance at the crease.

The bowler starts his run up... For a fraction of a second Ali imagines he’s back in Nana Park and Ish is bowling to him on their first encounter...

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The ball bounces off the middle of the pitch...Ali moves back to make room for himself and connects bat with ball with a sharp cracking sound.... The ball soars high into the air...

Freeze frame as the crowd breaks into loud applause.

INT PRISON CELL - NIGHT TRANSITION TO DAY BREAK148

Omi is seated in the darkness looking out at the sliver of sky seen through the wire mesh of the window.. A halogen outside the window throws the shadow of the wire mesh grid on to the wall.... The shaft of light changes from the yellow of the halogen into the soft hue of dawn... as the light changes we see that the wall is adorned with old newspaper cut outs and some photographs featuring Ali ...

Picture of Ali at net practise...old newspaper cut out of Ali scoring a century in the under 16 tournament... a picture of Ali with Govind at his new sports store... news clipping of Ali being selected for the IPL matches.

A guard walking down the corridor looks into his cell and says knowingly, ‘couldn’t sleep the night before you step out, could you... you better get ready’

Omi walks up to the wall and starts taking off the paper clippings and pictures off the wall one by one...

FADE OUT

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