MISSING!!! A missing person report was reported yesterday from philomath middle school. Themissing person in question is none other than MacInaly Ross, a spirited 8 grader. No one noticed untilhis band, his 2 period class. His close friend Isaac Manning had this to say”uuuuuummmmmm, I hopehe's found”. His closer friend Tyler Lewis had this to say ”I will not sleep until he is found!!!”. Luckilythere was no need for Tyler's sleep deprivation, as later that period he sprang from the cupboardshouting “HERE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!” All tragedies were avoided, when asked why he was hiding MacInalyreplied “ I didn’t want to take a test”