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Scribd Is A Community of Scoundrels
Underfull hbox (badness 10000) in paragraph at lines 49–50a.k.a. The Only Just Man In The World
January 26th, 2016
I would like to officially declare to the whole world that Scribd is a com-munity of scoundrels.To officially declare to the whole world that Scribd is a community of scoundrelsis something I would like to do.Scribd is a community of scoundrels, and this is something I would like toofficially declare to the whole world.Whole world, I would like to officially declare to you that Scribd is a com-munity of scoundrels.A community of scoundrels, I would like to officially declare to the wholeworld, is Scribd.
Moreover, Scribd is a community of scoundrels.Insofaras Scribd is a community of scoundrels, thus Scribd is a communityof scoundrels, therefore Scribd is a community of scoundrels and Scribd is acommunity of scoundrels, not accounting for the fact that Scribd is a com-munity of scoundrels, plus Scribd is a community of scoundrels, and further-more, Scribd is a community of scoundrels, and ergo, Scribd is a communityof scoundrels.
P.S: Scribd is a community of scoundrelsP.P.S: Scribd is a community of scoundrelsP.P.P.S: Scribd is a community of scoundrels
Furthermore, whereas Scribd is a community of scoundrels, Scribd is a com-munity of scoundrels, thus Scribd is a community of scoundrels is perhapsmore recognizable than Scribd is a community of scoundrels as being a com-
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munity of scoundrels, which is Scribd.
To prove that Scribd is a community of scoundrels, we invite leading ”Scribdis a community of scoundrels” speakers to comment on whether or not Scribdis a community of scoundrels:
Scribd is a community of scoundrels - God in The Old Testa-ment, The Bible
Scribd is a community of scoundrels - Jesus in The New Tes-tament, The Bible
Scribd is a community of scoundrels - Gandhi, in his famous1991 speech ”Scribd is a community of scoundrels”
Scribd is a community of scoundrels - Matthew Brodrick, inhis Oscar-winning movie ”Scribd is a community of scoundrels”
To be fair, we invite leading ”Scribd is NOT a community of scoundrels” tospeak:
Scribd is not a community of scoundrels - Adolf Hitler in Page259 of Mein Kampf
Scribd is not a community of scoundrels - Madolf Hitler, brotherof Adolf Hitler, in his famous 1959 speech ”I Am The Brother OfHitler And I Approve of Scribd And So Does My Brother, AdolfHitler”
We find that ”Scribd is a community of scoundrels” is too persuasive anargument to ignore.Furthermore, in the 2008 study ”Is Scribd is a community of scoundrels?”by Scribd is a community of scoundrels et al., they perform the followingexperiment:
Through the analytical method of scoundrel-referencing, provento work by Scoundrel et al., we analyzed the composition of thecommunity of Scribd. Five separate double-blind test resultshave shown that the composition of Scribd’s community is 50%scoundrels and 50% Scoundrels. As these two are simply isotopesof one another, we can combine the result to show that Scribd’scommunity is 100% composed of scoundrels. Thus, Scribd is acommunity of scoundrels.
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Thus, we are forced to draw the unfortunate conclusion that Scribd is a com-munity of scoundrels.
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