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Accidents are one ofthe main causes ofaccidents.
US Safety Administration
Accidents are one ofthe main causes ofaccidents.
US Safety Administration
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Whenever I watch TV andsee those poor starvingkids all over the world, Ican't help but cry. I meanI'd love to be skinny likethat but not with all thoseflies and death and stuff.
Mariah Carey
Whenever I watch TV andsee those poor starvingkids all over the world, Ican't help but cry. I meanI'd love to be skinny likethat but not with all thoseflies and death and stuff.
Mariah Carey
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Question: If you could live forever,would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever,because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to liveforever, then we would live forever,but we cannot live forever, which iswhy I would not live.Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
Question: If you could live forever,would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever,because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to liveforever, then we would live forever,but we cannot live forever, which iswhy I would not live.Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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If I entered into anagreement with thatman, I would be stickingmy head in a moose
Samuel Goldwyn
If I entered into anagreement with thatman, I would be stickingmy head in a moose
Samuel Goldwyn
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They gave me astanding observation
Florida State coach BillPeterson
They gave me astanding observation
Florida State coach BillPeterson
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After finding no qualifiedcandidates for the position ofprincipal, the school board isextremely pleased toannounce the appointmentDavid Steele to the post.
Philip Streifer, Superintendent ofSchools, Barrington, Rhode Island
After finding no qualifiedcandidates for the position ofprincipal, the school board isextremely pleased toannounce the appointmentDavid Steele to the post.
Philip Streifer, Superintendent ofSchools, Barrington, Rhode Island
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It is bad luck to besuperstitious.
Andrew Mathis
It is bad luck to besuperstitious.
Andrew Mathis
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The only problem withprogress is that it wenton too long
Yogi Berra
The only problem withprogress is that it wenton too long
Yogi Berra
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You’re a parasite forsour eyes.
Actor Gregory Ratoff
You’re a parasite forsour eyes.
Actor Gregory Ratoff
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When it comes to ruininga painting, he’s an artist
Sam Goldwyn on an abstractpainter
When it comes to ruininga painting, he’s an artist
Sam Goldwyn on an abstractpainter
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We're going to turn thisteam around 360 degrees.
Basketball player Jason Kidd, uponhis drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
We're going to turn thisteam around 360 degrees.
Basketball player Jason Kidd, uponhis drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
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Half of this game is 90percent mental.
Philadelphia Phillies managerDanny Ozark
Half of this game is 90percent mental.
Philadelphia Phillies managerDanny Ozark
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I called the doctor & hetold me the contraptionswere an hour apart
Mackey Sasser, NY Mets catcheron events leading up to the birthof his first child
I called the doctor & hetold me the contraptionswere an hour apart
Mackey Sasser, NY Mets catcheron events leading up to the birthof his first child
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We only have oneperson to blame &that’s each other
NY Ranger Barry Beck
We only have oneperson to blame &that’s each other
NY Ranger Barry Beck
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You always write it’sbombing, bombing,bombing - it’s notbombing, it’s air support.
US Air Force Colonel David Opfer
You always write it’sbombing, bombing,bombing - it’s notbombing, it’s air support.
US Air Force Colonel David Opfer
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We are experiencingaudio technicalities
Announcer Ralph Kiner
We are experiencingaudio technicalities
Announcer Ralph Kiner
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Mike Andrews’ limitsare limitless
Philadelphia Phillies managerDanny Ozark
Mike Andrews’ limitsare limitless
Philadelphia Phillies managerDanny Ozark
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Chickens, like twoedged swords, oft timescome home to roost.
small-town newspapereditor in Wisconsin
Chickens, like twoedged swords, oft timescome home to roost.
small-town newspapereditor in Wisconsin
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Our comedies are notto be laughed at.
Sam Goldwyn
Our comedies are notto be laughed at.
Sam Goldwyn
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A verbal contract isn’tworth the paper it’swritten on.
Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn’tworth the paper it’swritten on.
Samuel Goldwyn
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I want to gain 1500 or2000 yards, which evercomes first.
New Orleans running backGeorge Rogers
I want to gain 1500 or2000 yards, which evercomes first.
New Orleans running backGeorge Rogers
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It rolls off my backlike a duck
Sam Goldwyn
It rolls off my backlike a duck
Sam Goldwyn
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That lowdownscoundrel deserves tobe kicked to death by ajackass and I’m just theone to do it.
Massachusetts State SenatorJohn Parket
That lowdownscoundrel deserves tobe kicked to death by ajackass and I’m just theone to do it.
Massachusetts State SenatorJohn Parket
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Half the lies ouropponents tell aboutus are not true.
Sir Boyle Roche, British politician
Half the lies ouropponents tell aboutus are not true.
Sir Boyle Roche, British politician
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I answer in theaffirmative with anemphatic “No”!
Sir Boyle Roche,British politician
I answer in theaffirmative with anemphatic “No”!
Sir Boyle Roche,British politician
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Death is what we mustall come to if we onlylive long enough.
actor David Garrick
Death is what we mustall come to if we onlylive long enough.
actor David Garrick
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My friends, I desire thatyou will make a post-mortem examination ofme & find out what ailsme as I am dying to knowwhat my disease is.
James Smithson on his deathbed
My friends, I desire thatyou will make a post-mortem examination ofme & find out what ailsme as I am dying to knowwhat my disease is.
James Smithson on his deathbed
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Separate together in abunch & don’t standaround so much in littlebundles.
Director Michael Curtiz to extras
Separate together in abunch & don’t standaround so much in littlebundles.
Director Michael Curtiz to extras
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They already bite thehand that lays thegolden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn
They already bite thehand that lays thegolden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn
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I will bring down myfoot with a strong hand.
Saddam Hussein
I will bring down myfoot with a strong hand.
Saddam Hussein
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It’s dull from beginningto end. But it’s loadedwith entertainment.
Director Michael Curtiz
It’s dull from beginningto end. But it’s loadedwith entertainment.
Director Michael Curtiz
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Facts are stupid things.
Ronald Reagan
Facts are stupid things.
Ronald Reagan
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Some of the facts aretrue, some are distorted,& some are untrue
US State Department spokesman
Some of the facts aretrue, some are distorted,& some are untrue
US State Department spokesman
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We made too manywrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra
We made too manywrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra
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If there’s a pileup,they’ll have to givesome of the playersartificial insemination.
TV announcer Curt Gowdyduring a game marked by heavyrains that flooded the field
If there’s a pileup,they’ll have to givesome of the playersartificial insemination.
TV announcer Curt Gowdyduring a game marked by heavyrains that flooded the field
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I must have hadambrosia.
Milwaukee Brewer Jim Gantneron why he forgot to appear ona talk show
I must have hadambrosia.
Milwaukee Brewer Jim Gantneron why he forgot to appear ona talk show
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When I want youropinion, I’ll give itto you.
Sam Goldwyn
When I want youropinion, I’ll give itto you.
Sam Goldwyn
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I want to thank all thosewho made this nightnecessary
Yogi Berra addressing the crowdat an event in his honor
I want to thank all thosewho made this nightnecessary
Yogi Berra addressing the crowdat an event in his honor
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You give a 100 percentis the first half of thegame & if it isn’tenough, in the secondhalf you give what’s left
Yogi Berra
You give a 100 percentis the first half of thegame & if it isn’tenough, in the secondhalf you give what’s left
Yogi Berra
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Mickey Mantle’s aswitch hitter becausehe’s amphibious
Yogi Berra
Mickey Mantle’s aswitch hitter becausehe’s amphibious
Yogi Berra
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If you can’t imitate him,don’t copy him
Yogi Berra
If you can’t imitate him,don’t copy him
Yogi Berra
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I got a touch ofpantomime poisoning.
Yogi Berra explaining why hecouldn’t play a game
I got a touch ofpantomime poisoning.
Yogi Berra explaining why hecouldn’t play a game
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I wish I had an answer tothat because I’m gettingtired of answering thatquestion.
Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer tothat because I’m gettingtired of answering thatquestion.
Yogi Berra
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The similaritiesbetween me & myfather are different.
Dale Berra, Yogi Berra’s son
The similaritiesbetween me & myfather are different.
Dale Berra, Yogi Berra’s son
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This is the greatestcountry in America
Florida State coach Bill Peterson
This is the greatestcountry in America
Florida State coach Bill Peterson
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Wrist wrestling is 90%strength & 40%technique.
John Walker, world wrist-wrestling champion
Wrist wrestling is 90%strength & 40%technique.
John Walker, world wrist-wrestling champion
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A gun is a recreationaltool like a golf club or atennis racket. You cankills someone with agolf club you know.
NRA official Martel Lovelace
A gun is a recreationaltool like a golf club or atennis racket. You cankills someone with agolf club you know.
NRA official Martel Lovelace
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I’ve been laid up withthe intentional flu.
Sam Goldwyn
I’ve been laid up withthe intentional flu.
Sam Goldwyn
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I had a great idea thismorning but I didn’tlike it.
Sam Goldwyn
I had a great idea thismorning but I didn’tlike it.
Sam Goldwyn
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I’m the football coacharound here & don’tyou remember it.
Florida State coach Bill Peterson
I’m the football coacharound here & don’tyou remember it.
Florida State coach Bill Peterson
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Don’t talk to me whileI’m interrupting.
Director Michael Curtiz
Don’t talk to me whileI’m interrupting.
Director Michael Curtiz
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I’ve never had majorknee surgery on anyother part of my body.
Kentucky basketball playerWinston Bennett
I’ve never had majorknee surgery on anyother part of my body.
Kentucky basketball playerWinston Bennett
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It’s not a matter of life &death - it’s much moreimportant than that.
Boxing promoter Lou Duva
It’s not a matter of life &death - it’s much moreimportant than that.
Boxing promoter Lou Duva
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Smoking kills. If you’rekilled, you’ve lost avery important partof your life.
Actress Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you’rekilled, you’ve lost avery important partof your life.
Actress Brooke Shields
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Could you get a littlecloser apart?
Director Michael Curtiz
Could you get a littlecloser apart?
Director Michael Curtiz
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My boyfriend is a splitpersonality - a kind ofJekyll of all trades.
Actress Dorothy Stickney
My boyfriend is a splitpersonality - a kind ofJekyll of all trades.
Actress Dorothy Stickney
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Since the governmenthas let the cat out ofthe bag, there’s nothingto do but take the bullby the horns.
Member of ParliamentJeremiah MacVeagh
Since the governmenthas let the cat out ofthe bag, there’s nothingto do but take the bullby the horns.
Member of ParliamentJeremiah MacVeagh
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If I found a milliondollars, I’d find thefellow who lost it & if hewas poor, I’d return it.
Yogi Berra
If I found a milliondollars, I’d find thefellow who lost it & if hewas poor, I’d return it.
Yogi Berra
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I’d fight him for nothingif the price was right.
Boxer Marlon Starling
I’d fight him for nothingif the price was right.
Boxer Marlon Starling
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You’ve got to learn totake the bull by the teeth.
Sam Goldwyn
You’ve got to learn totake the bull by the teeth.
Sam Goldwyn
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Give me a smart idiotover a stupid geniusany day.
Sam Goldwyn
Give me a smart idiotover a stupid geniusany day.
Sam Goldwyn
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A verbal contract isn’tworth the paper it’swritten on.
Sam Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn’tworth the paper it’swritten on.
Sam Goldwyn
Well it seems prettyridiculous to me thatpeople can be soemotional about how youkill people. What’s so badabout napalm anyway?
Pilot at Danang Air Force Base,1970
Well it seems prettyridiculous to me thatpeople can be soemotional about how youkill people. What’s so badabout napalm anyway?
Pilot at Danang Air Force Base,1970
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They’re multipurpose - notonly do they put the clipson, but they take them off.
Pratt & Whitney spokespersonexplaining why the companycharged the Air Force $1000for a pair of pliers
They’re multipurpose - notonly do they put the clipson, but they take them off.
Pratt & Whitney spokespersonexplaining why the companycharged the Air Force $1000for a pair of pliers
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Some quiet guys areinwardly outgoing.
Announcer Ralph Kiner
Some quiet guys areinwardly outgoing.
Announcer Ralph Kiner
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That picture was takenout of context.
New York pitcher Jeff Inniscommenting on a badpicture taken of him
That picture was takenout of context.
New York pitcher Jeff Inniscommenting on a badpicture taken of him
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Nobody goes thereanymore, it’s toocrowded.
Yogi Berra on why he didn’twant to go to dinner at aparticular restaurant
Nobody goes thereanymore, it’s toocrowded.
Yogi Berra on why he didn’twant to go to dinner at aparticular restaurant
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He’s living beyondhis means, but hecan afford it.
Samuel Goldwyn
He’s living beyondhis means, but hecan afford it.
Samuel Goldwyn
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I didn’t really sayeverything I said.
Yogi Berra
I didn’t really sayeverything I said.
Yogi Berra
Sir, you have tasted wholeworms, you have hissed all ofmy mystery lectures, andbeen caught fighting a liar inthe quad, you will leaveOxford by the next town drain
Rev. William Spooner telling astudent to leave his class for non-attention and lighting fires
Sir, you have tasted wholeworms, you have hissed all ofmy mystery lectures, andbeen caught fighting a liar inthe quad, you will leaveOxford by the next town drain
Rev. William Spooner telling astudent to leave his class for non-attention and lighting fires
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He can run any timehe wants - I’m givinghim the red light.
Yogi Berra
He can run any timehe wants - I’m givinghim the red light.
Yogi Berra
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It isn’t like I came downfrom Mount Sinai withthe tabloids
Indianapolis Colts coach RonMeyer
It isn’t like I came downfrom Mount Sinai withthe tabloids
Indianapolis Colts coach RonMeyer
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You are partly onehundred percent right.
Sam Goldwyn
You are partly onehundred percent right.
Sam Goldwyn
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Include me out.
Sam Goldwyn
Include me out.
Sam Goldwyn
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It was necessary todestroy the village inorder to save it.
American office in Vietnam in1968 report on razing of villageof Ben Tre
It was necessary todestroy the village inorder to save it.
American office in Vietnam in1968 report on razing of villageof Ben Tre
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My sister is expecting ababy & I’m not surewhether I’m going to bean uncle or an aunt.
Basketball player Chuck Nevitt
My sister is expecting ababy & I’m not surewhether I’m going to bean uncle or an aunt.
Basketball player Chuck Nevitt
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You should hear hersing. She’s a femaleLena Horne.
Producer Joe Pasternak
You should hear hersing. She’s a femaleLena Horne.
Producer Joe Pasternak
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I never put on a pairof shoes until I’veworn them five years.
Sam Goldwyn
I never put on a pairof shoes until I’veworn them five years.
Sam Goldwyn
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They were singingwithout accompaniment.You know - Acapulco
director George Ratoff
They were singingwithout accompaniment.You know - Acapulco
director George Ratoff
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Me and George and Billyare two of a kind.
Texas Ranger playerMickey Rivers
Me and George and Billyare two of a kind.
Texas Ranger playerMickey Rivers
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Baseball is 90 percentmental. The other halfis physical.
Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90 percentmental. The other halfis physical.
Yogi Berra
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Anyone who can’t hearthe difference betweena ball hitting wood anda ball hitting concretemust be blind.
Yogi Berra
Anyone who can’t hearthe difference betweena ball hitting wood anda ball hitting concretemust be blind.
Yogi Berra
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It’s more thanmagnificent, it’smediocre.
Sam Goldwyn
It’s more thanmagnificent, it’smediocre.
Sam Goldwyn
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I will draw from the hilt& will not cease firinguntil I have provedevery statement true.
Walthamstown city councilor
I will draw from the hilt& will not cease firinguntil I have provedevery statement true.
Walthamstown city councilor
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It was hard to have aconversation withanyone, there were somany people talking.
Yogi Berra
It was hard to have aconversation withanyone, there were somany people talking.
Yogi Berra
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Last night I neglected tomention something thatbears repeating.
Broadcaster Ron Fairly
Last night I neglected tomention something thatbears repeating.
Broadcaster Ron Fairly
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If I wasn’t talking, Iwouldn’t know whatto say.
New York Islander goalieChico Resch
If I wasn’t talking, Iwouldn’t know whatto say.
New York Islander goalieChico Resch
Because of the earthquake, thetelephone company is urgingpeople to please not use the phoneunless it’s an absolute emergencyin order to keep lines open foremergency personnel. We’ll beright back after this break to giveaway a pair of Phil Collins concerttickets to caller number 95.
LA DJ after the February ‘90 quake
Because of the earthquake, thetelephone company is urgingpeople to please not use the phoneunless it’s an absolute emergencyin order to keep lines open foremergency personnel. We’ll beright back after this break to giveaway a pair of Phil Collins concerttickets to caller number 95.
LA DJ after the February ‘90 quake
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Telling it like it ismeans telling it like itwas and how it is nowthat it isn’t what it wasto the is now people
Writer Jill Johnson in theVillage Voice
Telling it like it ismeans telling it like itwas and how it is nowthat it isn’t what it wasto the is now people
Writer Jill Johnson in theVillage Voice
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If you come to a fork inthe road, take it.
Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork inthe road, take it.
Yogi Berra
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If I told you the truth,I’d be a hypocrite.
Director Michael Curtiz
If I told you the truth,I’d be a hypocrite.
Director Michael Curtiz
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The honorable memberdid not want the truth.The honorable memberhad asked for the facts.
British statesmanJoseph Chamberlain
The honorable memberdid not want the truth.The honorable memberhad asked for the facts.
British statesmanJoseph Chamberlain
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The motion is resolvedunanimously with onedissenting voice.
Irish Board of Guardians meeting
The motion is resolvedunanimously with onedissenting voice.
Irish Board of Guardians meeting
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You can observe a lotby watching.
Yogi Berra
You can observe a lotby watching.
Yogi Berra
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Work is the drink ofcursing class.instead of:
Drink is the curse of theworking class.
Rev. William Spooner
Work is the drink ofcursing class.instead of:
Drink is the curse of theworking class.
Rev. William Spooner
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This is the bestbiography of me Ihave ever read.
Lawrence Welk
This is the bestbiography of me Ihave ever read.
Lawrence Welk
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I want to hear it soquiet we can hear amouse dropping.
Director Gregory Ratoff
I want to hear it soquiet we can hear amouse dropping.
Director Gregory Ratoff
I don’t feel we did wrong intaking this great country awayfrom the Indians. There weregreat numbers of people whoneeded new land and theIndians were selfishly trying tokeep it for themselves.
Actor John Wayne
I don’t feel we did wrong intaking this great country awayfrom the Indians. There weregreat numbers of people whoneeded new land and theIndians were selfishly trying tokeep it for themselves.
Actor John Wayne
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Not only is Mooreheadambidextrous, but hecan throw with eitherhand
Michigan football coach DuffyDaugherty
Not only is Mooreheadambidextrous, but hecan throw with eitherhand
Michigan football coach DuffyDaugherty
Sure the body count inthe movie bothers me,but what are you gonnado? It’s what everybodylikes. At least it’s not anawful body count, it’s afun body count.
Actress Bonnie Bedelia, starof Die Harder
Sure the body count inthe movie bothers me,but what are you gonnado? It’s what everybodylikes. At least it’s not anawful body count, it’s afun body count.
Actress Bonnie Bedelia, starof Die Harder
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We all get heavier as weget older because there’sa lot more information inour heads.
Basketball player Vlade Divac
We all get heavier as weget older because there’sa lot more information inour heads.
Basketball player Vlade Divac
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If you don’t disagreewith me, how will Iknow I’m right?
Sam Goldwyn
If you don’t disagreewith me, how will Iknow I’m right?
Sam Goldwyn
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Line up alphabeticallyby height
Baseball coach Casey Stengel
Line up alphabeticallyby height
Baseball coach Casey Stengel
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When we got behind inthe twelfth inning Iwasn’t apprehensive...but I was scared.
Yogi Berra
When we got behind inthe twelfth inning Iwasn’t apprehensive...but I was scared.
Yogi Berra
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Francis Bacon wasprobably our greatestliving painter...untilhe died.
BBC news presenter
Francis Bacon wasprobably our greatestliving painter...untilhe died.
BBC news presenter
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Our strength is that wedon’t have anyweaknesses. Ourweakness is that we don’thave any real strengths.
Arkansas football coach FrankBroyles
Our strength is that wedon’t have anyweaknesses. Ourweakness is that we don’thave any real strengths.
Arkansas football coach FrankBroyles
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I don’t think anybodyshould write hisautobiography untilafter he’s dead.
Sam Goldwyn
I don’t think anybodyshould write hisautobiography untilafter he’s dead.
Sam Goldwyn
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A bachelor’s life is nolife for a single man,
Sam Goldwyn
A bachelor’s life is nolife for a single man,
Sam Goldwyn
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Ball handling &dribbling are mystrongest weaknesses.
Denver basketball star DavidThompson
Ball handling &dribbling are mystrongest weaknesses.
Denver basketball star DavidThompson
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We’re not afraid ofchallenges - it’s like Ialways say - if you goout in the rain, beprepared to get burned.
Brazilian soccer player
We’re not afraid ofchallenges - it’s like Ialways say - if you goout in the rain, beprepared to get burned.
Brazilian soccer player
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Don’t pay attention tothe critics - don’t evenignore them.
Sam Goldwyn
Don’t pay attention tothe critics - don’t evenignore them.
Sam Goldwyn
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Millions of people whohave never died beforewill be killed.
Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk
Millions of people whohave never died beforewill be killed.
Star Trek Captain James T. Kirk
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Don’t do it the way I did it- do it the way I meant it.
Director Otto Preminger
Don’t do it the way I did it- do it the way I meant it.
Director Otto Preminger
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I was very pleasantlydisappointed.
Sam Goldwyn
I was very pleasantlydisappointed.
Sam Goldwyn
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We don’t necessarilydiscriminate, we simplyexclude certain typesof people.
ROTC Lieutenant ColonelGerald Wellman
We don’t necessarilydiscriminate, we simplyexclude certain typesof people.
ROTC Lieutenant ColonelGerald Wellman
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Open seven days aweek, excludingSundays!
Sign on a KentuckyFried Chicken store
Open seven days aweek, excludingSundays!
Sign on a KentuckyFried Chicken store
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These people haven’tseen the last of my face.If I go down, I’m goingdown standing up.
Indiana Pacers basketballplayer Chuck Person
These people haven’tseen the last of my face.If I go down, I’m goingdown standing up.
Indiana Pacers basketballplayer Chuck Person
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If the fans don’t wantto come out to thepark, how are yougoing to stop them?
Yogi Berra
If the fans don’t wantto come out to thepark, how are yougoing to stop them?
Yogi Berra
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I was asked to come toChicago because it’sone of our 52 states
Raquel Welch
I was asked to come toChicago because it’sone of our 52 states
Raquel Welch
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Hey, they spelledmy name wrong!
Yogi Berra upon receiving acheck made out “To Bearer”
Hey, they spelledmy name wrong!
Yogi Berra upon receiving acheck made out “To Bearer”
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Researchers have discovered thatchocolate produces some of thesame effects in the brain asmarijuana. The researchers alsodiscovered similarities betweenthe chocolate and marijuana, butI can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
Researchers have discovered thatchocolate produces some of thesame effects in the brain asmarijuana. The researchers alsodiscovered similarities betweenthe chocolate and marijuana, butI can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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Kemo Sabe meanssoggy shrub in NavajoKemo Sabe meanssoggy shrub in Navajo
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I never set out to hurtanybody deliberatelyunless it was, you know,important - like a leaguegame or something.
Dick Butkus, linebacker
I never set out to hurtanybody deliberatelyunless it was, you know,important - like a leaguegame or something.
Dick Butkus, linebacker
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My horse was in thelead coming down thestretch, when thecaddie fell off.
Sam Goldwyn
My horse was in thelead coming down thestretch, when thecaddie fell off.
Sam Goldwyn
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The carrying ofconcealed weapons isforbidden except whenthey are exhibited topublic view.
Pocatello, Idaho law
The carrying ofconcealed weapons isforbidden except whenthey are exhibited topublic view.
Pocatello, Idaho law
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I mean it’s a great story.It’s got some greatthings in it. I mean,there’s something likeeight violent deaths.
actor Mel Gibsonexplaining Hamlet
I mean it’s a great story.It’s got some greatthings in it. I mean,there’s something likeeight violent deaths.
actor Mel Gibsonexplaining Hamlet
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If I could drop deadright now, I’d be thehappiest man alive.
Sam Goldwyn
If I could drop deadright now, I’d be thehappiest man alive.
Sam Goldwyn
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You wouldn’t have wonif we had beaten you.
Yogi Berra
You wouldn’t have wonif we had beaten you.
Yogi Berra
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I don’t know & Idon’t care.
Utah Jazz forward JeffWilkens when asked whetherhis bad play in a game wasdue to ignorance or apathy
I don’t know & Idon’t care.
Utah Jazz forward JeffWilkens when asked whetherhis bad play in a game wasdue to ignorance or apathy
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Go & see for yourselfwhy you shouldn’tgo see it.
Sam Goldwyn
Go & see for yourselfwhy you shouldn’tgo see it.
Sam Goldwyn
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We’ll do all right ifwe capitalize on ourmistakes.
Texas Ranger’s playerMickey Rivers
We’ll do all right ifwe capitalize on ourmistakes.
Texas Ranger’s playerMickey Rivers
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Either give me what Idemand or I’ll takewhat you’re offering.
New York Yankeemanager Joe Torre
Either give me what Idemand or I’ll takewhat you’re offering.
New York Yankeemanager Joe Torre
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And now the sequenceof events in noparticular order.
news anchor Dan Rather
And now the sequenceof events in noparticular order.
news anchor Dan Rather
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If there’s a 50% chancewe’ll repeat as AmericanLeague champs, yougotta remember thatthere’s also a 75%chance that we won’t.
Yogi Berra
If there’s a 50% chancewe’ll repeat as AmericanLeague champs, yougotta remember thatthere’s also a 75%chance that we won’t.
Yogi Berra
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I found a delivery inmy flaw.
Kansas City relief pitcherDan Quisenberry
I found a delivery inmy flaw.
Kansas City relief pitcherDan Quisenberry
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People should buythousands of these &save them for theirancestors.
journalist Pete Hamill
People should buythousands of these &save them for theirancestors.
journalist Pete Hamill
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I don’t think you’re going tosee a great uproar in thiscountry about the Republicancommittee trying to bug theDemocratic headquarters.
Richard Nixon 4 days after Watergate
I don’t think you’re going tosee a great uproar in thiscountry about the Republicancommittee trying to bug theDemocratic headquarters.
Richard Nixon 4 days after Watergate
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If you can’t give meyour word of honor,will you at least giveme your promise?
Sam Goldwyn
If you can’t give meyour word of honor,will you at least giveme your promise?
Sam Goldwyn
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Congratulations onbreaking my record. Ialways thought therecord would stand untilit was broken.
Yogi Berra in a telegram toJohnny Bench after Benchbroke Berra’s home run record.
Congratulations onbreaking my record. Ialways thought therecord would stand untilit was broken.
Yogi Berra in a telegram toJohnny Bench after Benchbroke Berra’s home run record.
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We’re overpaying him,but he’s worth it.
Sam Goldwyn
We’re overpaying him,but he’s worth it.
Sam Goldwyn
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I wasn’t in a slump -I just wasn’t gettingany hits.
Oakland A’s baseball playerDave Henderson
I wasn’t in a slump -I just wasn’t gettingany hits.
Oakland A’s baseball playerDave Henderson
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I have nothing to say.And I’ll only say it once.
Toronto Maple Leaf coachFloyd Smith
I have nothing to say.And I’ll only say it once.
Toronto Maple Leaf coachFloyd Smith
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Sometimes they writewhat I say & not whatI mean.
St. Louis Cardinal playerPedro Guerrero
Sometimes they writewhat I say & not whatI mean.
St. Louis Cardinal playerPedro Guerrero
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She’s got talent &personality. Give metwo years & I’ll makeher an overnight star.
Producer Harry Cohn
She’s got talent &personality. Give metwo years & I’ll makeher an overnight star.
Producer Harry Cohn
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Strength is my biggestweakness.
New Mexico basketball playerMark Snow
Strength is my biggestweakness.
New Mexico basketball playerMark Snow
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There is no such thingas a surgical strike - ascalpel can turn into aclub & have aboomerang effect.
news anchor Jeremy Paxman
There is no such thingas a surgical strike - ascalpel can turn into aclub & have aboomerang effect.
news anchor Jeremy Paxman
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You couldn’t keep aconversation going.Everybody wastalking too much.
Yogi Berra
You couldn’t keep aconversation going.Everybody wastalking too much.
Yogi Berra
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Tonight we’re honoringone of the all-timegreats in baseball, StanMusial. He’s immoral.
sportscaster Johnny Logan
Tonight we’re honoringone of the all-timegreats in baseball, StanMusial. He’s immoral.
sportscaster Johnny Logan
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I went hunting inManitoba, one of thoseCanadian proverbs.
Milwaukee Brewer baseball playerJim Gantner
I went hunting inManitoba, one of thoseCanadian proverbs.
Milwaukee Brewer baseball playerJim Gantner
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There is one word inAmerica that says it all- that one word is“You never know.”
Houston Astro pitcherJoaquin Andujar
There is one word inAmerica that says it all- that one word is“You never know.”
Houston Astro pitcherJoaquin Andujar
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Chicago Cubs outfielderAndre Dawson on beinga role model: I want allthe kids to do what I do,to look up to me. I wantall the kids to copulateme.
Chicago Cubs outfielderAndre Dawson on beinga role model: I want allthe kids to do what I do,to look up to me. I wantall the kids to copulateme.
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Nobody in footballshould be called agenius. A genius is aguy like NormanEinstein.
Football commentator andformer player Joe Theisman
Nobody in footballshould be called agenius. A genius is aguy like NormanEinstein.
Football commentator andformer player Joe Theisman
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Because she's too damnugly to kiss goodbye.Houston Oiler coachBum Phillips whenasked by Bob Costaswhy he takes his wife onall the road trips
Because she's too damnugly to kiss goodbye.Houston Oiler coachBum Phillips whenasked by Bob Costaswhy he takes his wife onall the road trips
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I'm going to graduate ontime, no matter howlong it takes.
Senior basketball player at theUniversity of Pittsburgh:
I'm going to graduate ontime, no matter howlong it takes.
Senior basketball player at theUniversity of Pittsburgh:
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You guys line up,alphabetically by height.And You guys pair up ingroups of three, thenline up in a circle.
Bill Peterson, a Florida Statefootball coach
You guys line up,alphabetically by height.And You guys pair up ingroups of three, thenline up in a circle.
Bill Peterson, a Florida Statefootball coach
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Why would anyoneexpect him to come outsmarter? He went toPRISON for three years,not Princeton.
Boxing promoter Dan Duva onMike Tyson hooking up againwith
Why would anyoneexpect him to come outsmarter? He went toPRISON for three years,not Princeton.
Boxing promoter Dan Duva onMike Tyson hooking up againwith
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I can't really rememberthe names of the clubsthat we went to.
Shaquille O'Neal on whetherhe had visited the Parthenonduring his visit to Greece
I can't really rememberthe names of the clubsthat we went to.
Shaquille O'Neal on whetherhe had visited the Parthenonduring his visit to Greece
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I've won at every level,except college and pro.
Shaquille O'Neal, on his thenlack of championships
I've won at every level,except college and pro.
Shaquille O'Neal, on his thenlack of championships
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He's a guy who gets upat six o'clock in themorning regardless ofwhat time it is.
Lou Duva, veteran boxingtrainer, on the Spartantraining regime ofheavyweight Andrew Golota
He's a guy who gets upat six o'clock in themorning regardless ofwhat time it is.
Lou Duva, veteran boxingtrainer, on the Spartantraining regime ofheavyweight Andrew Golota
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We can't win at home. Wecan't win on the road. Asgeneral manager, I justcan't figure out where elseto play.
Pat Williams, Orlando Magicgeneral manager, on his team's7-27 record
We can't win at home. Wecan't win on the road. Asgeneral manager, I justcan't figure out where elseto play.
Pat Williams, Orlando Magicgeneral manager, on his team's7-27 record
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Steve Spurrier, Floridafootball coach, tellingGator fans that a fire atAuburn's football dormhad destroyed 20 books:But the real tragedy wasthat 15 hadn't beencolored yet.
Steve Spurrier, Floridafootball coach, tellingGator fans that a fire atAuburn's football dormhad destroyed 20 books:But the real tragedy wasthat 15 hadn't beencolored yet.
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Jim Finks, New OrleansSaints G.M., when askedafter a loss what hethought of the refs: I'mnot allowed to commenton lousy officiating
Jim Finks, New OrleansSaints G.M., when askedafter a loss what hethought of the refs: I'mnot allowed to commenton lousy officiating
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Alan Kulwicki, stockcar racer, on racingSaturday nights asopposed to Sundayafternoons: It'sbasically the same,just darker
Alan Kulwicki, stockcar racer, on racingSaturday nights asopposed to Sundayafternoons: It'sbasically the same,just darker
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Torrin Polk, Universityof Houston receiver, onhis coach, JohnJenkins: He treats uslike men. He lets uswear earrings.
Torrin Polk, Universityof Houston receiver, onhis coach, JohnJenkins: He treats uslike men. He lets uswear earrings.
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Shelby Metcalf, basketballcoach at Texas A&M,recounting what he told aplayer who received fourF's and one D: Son, looksto me like you're spendingtoo much time on onesubject
Shelby Metcalf, basketballcoach at Texas A&M,recounting what he told aplayer who received fourF's and one D: Son, looksto me like you're spendingtoo much time on onesubject