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Sarah Chanski’s To Do List
Log ReportJune 25, 2014
1. Ask my doctor for a Xanax prescription.
It makes you worry about your mental stability.
Hold on, I can’t do this and talk at the same time.
Oh, I know I’m going crazy, I just don’t want everyone else to know.
2. Decide if I want to stay married or be a teacher that makes a difference.
3. Bring my own extension cord for plugging in my computer like Amanda.
My inner nerd has found a home.
4. Wash my mug.
Once again, My inner nerd has found a home. Who else appreciates puns as much as a room full of English teachers?
6. Similarly, send an email to Susan without capitalization or punctuation.
5. Break out of my goody-two-shoes comfort zone and lie on the couches on the second floor.
7. Have a literary dream. Look into prescription medication that might enhance the creativity of those dreams.
I’m a narcissistic author.I shouldn’t be allowed in public.
9. Also, get my own matchbox car.
They don’t want to learn something new from me today!
8. Get a cell phone ring with more personality.
11. Work on developing an accent. I’ve always thought my accent was fixed and inflexible, but now I know that I don’t have a cool accent…yet.
10. Get my HVAC certification so I can fix The Noise. I just can’t fix it YET.
12. Have a burning question. And an intellectual crush.
Well, Peter Johnston is from Australia, so to hear him talk is BEAUTIFUL.
I think he might be gay.
14. Next reading group time, find a small, dark corner so as not to be distracted by views of the river while reading Susan’s intellectual crush.
Most people don’t walk into a bookstore and look for their favorite book of five-paragraph essays.
Only because I never knew that was an option!
13. Read 15 professional texts on teaching reading, reading workshops, writing, writing workshops, revision, using technology, and grammar.
16. Research what a stomach that has clearly just given birth looks like.
15. Compose this list into a song and then force Kari and Susan to sing it in a round.
17. Get a button-down Sponge Bob shirt.
You can write what’s on my mind any time you want.
18. Practice riding a bike and drinking at the same time.
It’s time for margaritas!This is not a pub crawl! (yes it is)
19. Find 4 bars nearby to visit during the writing marathon.
20. Enjoy the 20 impossibilities of this list. And follow up on that Xanax.