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Santa to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere

Santa to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket

match ane lagta hai.

Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.

Santa: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai!!!

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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya, aur use akbar ke pass le gae Akbar: Isko bandi bana diya jaee. Santa: nahi nahi jahan panah!!!! reham!! Mujhe banda hi rehne do

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Admin Jalebi bech raha tha lekin bol raha tha Aalloo le lo Aaallo Santa : Par ye to jalebi hai Admin : Chup hoja warna makhiyaan aa jaenge..

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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:-

bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai . Santa:- tujhe pata

hai mai kaun hu..?? . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . phir ek

pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai .

Santa:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu . Pahalwan ne santa ki

gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai..?? . . . . Santa:- ji mai Bimaar hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar hai

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