Sam Richard for ITS Dictator

2012

Why she is the best and only candidate for

the job

A hard worker….

Who is Sam Richard?

An animal lover….

And a drama lover….

She endorses peace and love….

And would wear anything for Troupe 4641….

No seriously…she’d

wear anything….Look at

that wig….

Smooth….

With amazing social

awareness….

And an open and

approachable attitude that makes her easy to talk to….

With all the right skills….

Acting and singing extraordinaire, Goldfish pitching legend, Mommy

turned whore expert, Avid awkward conversation inducer, and more…

And with a laugh that can be heard and

adored around the world….

She is the ONLY woman for the

job!

VOTE SAM RICHARD FOR ITS DICTATOR

2012

Because she’s going to appoint herself dictator anyway…so you might as well go ahead and vote for her willingly.

Who could say no to a face this

attractive?