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Third Sunday of Easter May 5, 2019 Saint Agnes Catholic Church Arlington, Virginia Yes, Lord, you know that I love you.

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Saint Agnes Catholic Church Arlington, Virginia

“Yes, Lord, you know that I love you.”

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T h i r d S u n d a y o f E a s t e r

P a r i s h I n f o r m a t i o n

Parish Clergy Pastor: Rev. Frederick H. Edlefsen

Parochial Vicar: Rev. Scott Sina

In residence: Rev. Cedric M. Wilson, O.S.A.

In residence: Rev. Thomas Nguyen

Parish Office 1910 N. Randolph Street • Arlington, VA 22207-3046

Office Hours: M-F 8:00 am – 4:00 pm

Phone: 703-525-1166 • Fax: 703-243-2840

Website: www.saintagnes.org

Parish Office Personnel

Inquiries: [email protected]

Business Manager: Meg McKnight ([email protected])

Director of Development, Outreach, and Communications:

Amber Roseboom ([email protected])

Facilities Manager: Katie Howell ([email protected])

Program Coordinator, Protection of Children:

Joan Biehler ([email protected])

Coordinator of Adoration, Security & Logistics:

Michael Sirotniak ([email protected])

Accounting: Lucy Estrada ([email protected])

Administrative Assistant: Ligia Santos ([email protected])

Ministry Assistant: Nicole Filipowski ([email protected])

Religious Education Office Director (DRE): Bernadette Michael ([email protected])

Administrative Assistant: Marie Macnamara ([email protected])

Phone: 703-527-1129

Youth and Young Adult Ministry Coordinator: ([email protected])

Liturgical Music Director of Music: Laura Cooman ([email protected])

Director, Saint Agnes Ensemble: Richard Lolich

School 2024 N. Randolph Street • Arlington, VA 22207-3031

Phone: 703-527-5423 • Fax 703-525-4689

Principal: Jennifer Kuzdzal ([email protected])

Assistant Principal: Ann Reid ([email protected])

Liturgy at Saint Agnes

Sunday Mass Saturday: 5:00 pm (Vigil)

Sunday: 7:30 am, 9:00 am, 10:30 am (High Mass), 12:00 pm

Holy Days As announced

Weekday Mass Monday – Friday: 6:30 am, 9:00 am (Rosary after 9:00 am Mass)

Saturday: 7:30 am, 9:00 am (Rosary after 9:00 am Mass)

Monday: 7:00 pm (in Spanish)

Sacrament of Penance

Saturday: 8:00 am-9:00 am; 3:00 pm–4:00 pm or by appointment

This Week’s Mass Intentions

May Third Week of Easter

M 6 Monday of the Third Week of Easter

6:30 am Sr. Mary Margaret Ann Schlachter, S.N.D. (Fr. Edlefsen)

9:00 am Douglas Williams (Thompson Family)

T 7 Tuesday of the Third Week of Easter

6:30 am Michael Reborchick (Reborchick Family)

9:00 am Mr. & Mrs. Otto Bang (Gorman Family)

W 8 Wednesday of the Third Week of Easter

6:30 am Ellena Mora Villegas (Carmen Guardia)

9:00 am Richard Teske (Judi Teske)

Th 9 Thursday of the Third Week of Easter

6:30 am Michael & Florence Gatti (Ford Family)

9:00 am Elizabeth McCausland (Ann McCausland)

F 10 Friday of the Third Week of Easter

6:30 am Patrick Donahue (Fr. Edlefsen)

9:00 am Richard O’Keeffe (Mary O’Keeffe)

Sa 11 Saturday of the Third Week of Easter

7:30 am Mary Pam (Lorna Stockmeyer)

9:00 am Maria Martins (Diamantina Pinto)

Vigil Fourth Sunday of Easter

5:00 pm Frank & Zoe Green (Zimmerman Family)

Su 12 Fourth Sunday of Easter

7:30 am Pastor’s Intention: For All Mothers

9:00 am Pastor’s Intention: For All Mothers

10:30 am Pastor’s Intention: For All Parishioners

12:00 pm Pastor’s Intention: For All Mothers indicates person is deceased

Sunday Mass Readings:

Third Sunday of Easter ACTS 5:27-32, 40B-41; PS 30:2, 4, 11-12, 13;

REV 5:11-14; JN 21:1-19

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Popeyes and Port Comedy From a Fallen World

Pastor’s Column — Rev. Frederick Edlefsen

My sister was a child and I a teenager when we

went with mom, dad and my grandmother (on

dad’s side) to the zoo in Columbus, Ohio. I recall

little of the outing, save for laughing at the

monkeys and what happened next. We wandered

into a cyclorama of venomous snakes. It was a dark

theatre, in the round, with glassed-in displays of

vipers slithering in replicas of native habitats.

BANG!-G-g-g-g-g-gggg. My sister’s balloon

popped. It echoed. The crowd hushed. Then, dad

made an announcement: “The snakes are out! The

snakes are out!”

Well, I thought it was funny. Dad’s quip was

intuitive. Subliminal spontaneity. But I experience

less spontaneity nowadays. Things seem more

guarded and cliché. I asked some college students

about the funniest thing they’d ever seen. They all

described TV comedians. I replied that TV comedy

is more contrived and tends toward a mockery.

Then I asked about uncalculated, real-life, belly-

laughing humor. They didn’t say much.

Nonetheless, it was notable that no one mentioned

humor on social media. That got me thinking.

Some TV comedians were indeed funny. And most

TV comedians (that I’ve seen) were actually filmed

live. Performed comedy rarely works without a

live, reacting audience. Even pop sitcoms need

canned laughter or fake applause (notwithstanding

some of the rare “higher” forms of TV comedy). In

any event, TV comedy is a matter of putting old

content – like a live Vaudeville act – into a new

medium. I recall, in the ‘70s, when Tim Conway

and Carol Burnett would adlib or go off-script in

what was otherwise a rehearsed skit on The Carol

Burnett Show. Those were their funniest acts. Watch

a 1978 skit called “Tim’s Surprise.” That kind of

comedy didn’t grow up in an electronic medium.

It grew up in a world of live acting that

impersonated real life experiences. (Ironically, the

aforementioned skit is on YouTube – a case of old

content in a new medium and then in a newer

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medium). But here’s something particular to TV

humor: it rarely goes beyond the critical, that is,

making someone’s fault the object. That’s not intrinsic

to humor, but it looms large in TV comedy. The

common ingredient in all humor is irony. Not all

forms of irony work in every form of medium, save

for live acts with solely live audiences. Secondary

media – that is media removed from immediate

experience (electronics) – narrow the possibilities

of which kind of ironies can be played out in

humor.

“The snakes are out!” was funny in real life. It’s a

case of, “You had to be there.” It would only be

funny on TV if the snakes really did get out. Or, if

the guy who said it got arrested. Neither of which

would be funny in real life. “All media work us

over completely,” said Marshall McLuhan.

Electronics make us want unresolved involvement.

Insults, even comedic insults, are all about that. But

“high” humor – which brings joy from irony – is

not a content sustained on either TV or social

media. The best that TV can do for joy is to be

hyper-sentimental, like a Hallmark holiday special.

Otherwise, it’s rare. Electronics don’t know what to

do with either irony or joy, other than overdoing

the bitter or the sentimental. There’s no substitute

for real life experience if one wants to feel the joy of

humor.

A common cultural sense of a fallen world creates

the irony from which we get humor and, thereby,

comedy. That’s why American comedy, like

psychology, is largely a Jewish thing. Comedians

are intuitive psychologists. Read the Old

Testament. You’ll find a cultural ground of

experience from which came the great comedians

who got their start in Catskill resorts, back in the

day. They were hilarious. They were often critical,

but not necessarily so. More often, they were

lamenting, another expression of irony that can be

funny. I recall once reading Psalm 78 and

laughing. Read it in light of The Exodus: it’s chock-

full of irony and comedic potential. Irony is the

raw material from which humor is refined and

thereby baked into comedy. So now, I offer you

some real-life, irony-rich stories that created a

culture of humor among those who’ve experienced

them. These tales reveal a cultural basis of a non-

critical humor, in a Catholic setting. Like our Jewish

forbears, the main character suffered and felt the

ironies of a fallen world. Meet my great-

grandmother, from New Orleans.

Her name was Ida Ragan Prados, whom we called

Momee. Pronounced Mum-mee. Her husband

Rufus died from a heart attack. The stress from his

failing car business, during the Great Depression,

got the better of him. After his death, Momee had

several suitors, though she never re-married. She

once dated a guy who ran a monkey farm and

gave her a baby monkey. When taking her kids on

a car ride to somewhere, Momee had her youngest,

Rufus, Jr., hold it in the back seat. It bit him. He

screamed. It screeched and ran around the car.

Momee crashed into the guardrail of a bridge over

a canal in Metairie. Her youngest daughter,

Amelie, now known as “Aunt Puffy” (age 99 now),

laughingly tells the rest. (“Puffy” is an extraction

from the French “poupée,” which means “little

doll”). Momee called the police from a pay phone

and a cop answered. She told him in a panic, “The

monkey bit Rufus and I wrecked the car!!!” Momee

– and Amelie, who was with her – overheard the

cop through the phone’s receiver, yelling to his

colleague. In Aunt Puffy’s telling, he said

something like, “Hey, get ova’ hea’. Ya’ gotta’ hea’

dis!” Speaking into the receiver, he said, “Say dat

again, ma’am.” “The monkey bit Rufus and I

crashed the car in the bridge!!!!”

Momee loved to entertain. Two years later, when

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my mom-to-be, Ida Celine, was fourteen, Momee

took her and two other granddaughters to the

Court of Two Sisters, a restaurant on Royal Street

in the French Quarter. She bought them crème-de-

menthe Grasshoppers and taught them how to

smoke cigarettes, insisting that women don’t

inhale. (Grandmas: try that today). Nothing

Momee did was conventional (except for not

inhaling), which is why conventions are important.

Without them, nothing would be either ironical or

funny. To be sure, Momee broke conventions, not

morals. Her life was one irony after another in a

conventional world. And from that flowed lots of

laughter in tales told to this day. From the ’50s

until her death in the late ‘80s, Momee infallibly

kept a water-pitcher full of gin in the fridge, ready

to mix martinis or gin-and-tonics, along with a tray

of Oysters Rockefeller. On a table away from – but

visible from – the dining room, she had a big glass

jar full of M&Ms, peppermints and butter mints.

That was lunch for the kids. It kept them away

from the adults but firmly positioned in a safe

space. If parents objected, which they did, Momee

would say, “It won’t hurt them.” They’re baptized.

The gin pitcher is still a family legend. Trips in and

out of Moisant International Airport often entailed

a martini layover with Momee. During these first

class visits, tunes like Artie Shaw’s band playing

“All the Things You Are,” or June Christy and

Benny Goodman performing “Taking a Chance of

Love,” or Nat King Cole singing “Nature Boy,”

pervaded the background from the radio. In 1960,

when dad flew in from Newark for his wedding,

he made the customary stopover at Momee’s,

which was graciously hosted with Aunt Puffy.

When Momee offered him a drink, Puffy shouted

to her mother, “Don’t forget the Holy Wata’s in the

gin bottle. That’s not for drinks.” At age 99, Puffy

still tells the tale with tearful, red-faced laughter:

“Ya shoulda’ seen the look on ya’ daddy face!” Of

course, he was a Presbyterian from Jersey. If Holy

Water occupied the gin bottle, gin occupied the

water pitcher. My Uncle Chuck, a college student

in the ’60s, found this out when he stayed a hot

summer’s night at Momee’s to go out with friends

in the City. Returning to Momee’s in the warm wee

hours, cotton mouthed from beer, he went to her

fridge to pour himself a nice, tall, cold glass of

water…

My last memory of Momee is from the winter of

1987. As was custom, it followed upon a Piedmont

Airlines landing at Moisant, a Christmas return

from grad school. In her declining years,

Momee’s gourmet palate took to Popeye’s fried

chicken paired with port. I owe Providence a

debt of gratitude for having had such a great-

grandmother. Aunt Puffy said this of her mother,

with an affection that only a New Orleanean could

feel: “She neva’ grew up.” From the trials of

childhood, an early proposal to marriage (she was

proposed to at age twelve and married at sixteen),

an early adolescence spent in a convent (her mom

put her in the Ursuline Academy until she was old

enough to marry Rufus), and the tragic death of

her beloved husband, she became childishly holy.

Everyone has a common testimony about her: She

never had a bad word about anyone. She was all

cheer, about everything and everyone, even people

who took advantage of her. She was hopelessly

naïve. In her mind, people were not capable of

malice, except the Soviets. She thought that

because she, herself, wasn’t capable of malice. It’s

said that when the ladies gossiped at bridge games,

she’d say, “You don’t know the whole story,”

throwing cold water on hot words and another

card on the table, taking another sip of her martini

and another drag of her cigarette (but not

inhaling).

En route back to UVA that January, we dined for

the last time on Popeyes and port. In the damp cool

winds of a New Orleans winter, she entered a

nursing home. She wheelchaired around telling

everyone how wonderful they were. She never

grew up. But grace weaves itself into the intricate

contours of real life in fallen world. From that, we

get humor. And laughter. Thank you, Momee. And

thanks for the suffering, faith and humor you

passed to your family. It was light in a fallen

world. And humor that pointed to heaven. The

Lord is Risen!

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Pancake Breakfast Sunday, May 5, 2019

St. Agnes Parish Hall

Support the St. Agnes Youth Mission to WorkCamp

Pancakes, sausage, coffee and juice will be served in the Parish Hall

following the 9:00 am and 10:30 am Masses on Sunday, May 5. All proceeds

will help pay for St. Agnes high-schoolers to attend WorkCamp 2019 this June.

$5 per person or $20 per family Donations gratefully accepted.

For more information, contact Anne Ray at [email protected].

Scouts & Seniors, Spaghetti & Stories Saturday, May 11, 2019 | 6:00 pm | St. Agnes Parish Hall

Boy Scout Troop 111 invites senior citizens of the parish to share some wisdom and stories of their lives with them over a free spaghetti dinner in the Parish Hall. The menu includes spaghetti with meat sauce and a veggie option, salad, bread, and dessert. Water, seltzer, lemonade and coffee will also be available. There is no cost to attend.

Please RSVP by Thursday, May 9, to Mark Allen at [email protected] or 202-316-0636.

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Baby Bottle Drive for HOPE in NOVA

Step 1: Take a bottle.

Step 2: Fill it with change, cash or checks.

Step 3: Return the bottle on Mother’s Day.

This Mother’s Day, please join us in celebrating and supporting mothers in our community by participating in our Baby Bottle Drive for HOPE in Northern Virginia. Baskets of empty baby bottles will be available in the church vestibule the weekend of Saturday, May 4, and Sunday, May 5. Please take an empty bottle, fill it with change, cash or checks (made payable to St. Agnes), and return it following any Mass on Mother’s Day weekend, May 12.* Every penny donated allows HOPE to continue caring for mothers and their babies by providing compassion, material resources and education to women, both during and after their pregnancies. To learn more about HOPE in Northern Virginia, visit friendsofhopeinnova.org.

Please contact Sally Yenson, St. Agnes Pro-Life Awareness Team Leader, with any questions at [email protected].

*If you are unable to return your bottle on Sunday, May 12, please bring it to the Parish Office May 13-15, between 8:00 am - 4:00 pm. Please do NOT leave filled bottles unattended in the vestibule.

Opioid Parish Talk Wednesday, May 15 7:30 pm | Parish Hall With Dr. Michael Horne Catholic Charities Diocese of Arlington

Dr. Horne will discuss why opioid addictions are so serious and how the opioid

epidemic is affecting our local Diocese. He will also provide information on how

to respond and help combat this crisis.

Michael Horne, PsyD, is the Director of Clinical Services for Catholic Charities of the Diocese of Arlington and part of Catholic Charities’ response to the opioid addiction crisis in the Diocese. He is the author of “The Tech Talk: Strategies for Families in a Digital World” (Our Sunday Visitor, 2017). Dr. Horne has presented on parenting, technology and relationships across the United States, Canada and the UK. He has appeared on EWTN TV and Radio, Relevant Radio, and SiriusXM presenting on a variety of topics related to technology, families, and the opioid crisis. Horne holds a doctorate in clinical psychology from the Institute for the Psychological Sciences.

Call the Parish Office with any questions at 703-525-1166.

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Free FORMED Subscription

Check out FORMED.org! Parishioners

register with our parish code: f1a3f2.

St. Agnes is on Facebook! Share the love, and Like us on Facebook

www.facebook.com/saintagneschurch/.

MyParishApp Text App to 88202 to download

our free parish app.

Cub Scout Pack 111

Thanks You! With your support and generosity, Cub

Scout Pack 111 was able to meet its

fundraising goal from this year’s Easter

Flower Sale. And with the helping hands

of our Extraordinary Ministers of Holy

Communion and the Boy Scouts who

were working on their Ad Altare Dei

religious awards, they were able

to deliver Easter flowers to 14

homebound parishioners and nearly

40 Catholic residents of the nearby

Cherrydale Rehabilitation Center. Thank

you to all who purchased, donated or

delivered flowers!

Thank You Sodality

of St. Monica Thank you to the Sodality of St. Monica

for the wonderful Easter Vigil Reception

on the evening of Saturday, April 20.

Remembrance Circle Parishioners who have lost loved ones

are invited for prayer and conversation

this Sunday, May 5, from 1:00 pm - 2:30

pm in the St. Agnes Convent (Door #15).

Please RSVP to Karen Swingle at

[email protected].

First Holy

Communion Mass The First Holy Communion Mass for

St. Agnes School students will take place

next Saturday, May 11, at 9:00 am. Please

arrive early if you plan to attend this

Mass.

Restoring Our Legacy:

A Shining City on a Hill May Update

Following Bishop Burbidge and the Diocesan Building

Commission’s approval of the next phase of design

and engineering services, the Master Plan Committee

met to begin refining the concepts for our renovations

for actual designs. We will provide more details as we

move forward. The second Sunday of the month is

St. Agnes Pledge Redemption Sunday. Please

consider dropping your pledged gift in the offertory

then, which this month is Sunday, May 12. Call the

Parish Office at 703-525-1166 with any questions.

Parish Special Needs Collection This year’s Parish Special Needs Collection is…for our

parish. As you may have noticed, our weekly offertory

contributions have been down steadily for about six

months, as have average bequests. So, while in recent

years, your contributions to this special collection

have funded new hymnals, scholarships for children

to attend St. Agnes School and more, we ask that you

prayerfully consider a contribution to our church this

Mother’s Day, May 12, to help cover operating costs

that make all of our parish activities possible. We will

continue to be good stewards of your sacrificial

donations!

2019 Bishop’s Lenten Appeal

"Together in the Light of Christ" Thank you to those who have pledged support to this

year's BLA. We are currently at 83% of our parish's

goal! If you haven’t yet contributed, please

consider doing so. Contact Amber Roseboom at

[email protected] for more information.

St. Agnes Nursery, This Sunday The nursery is available this Sunday, May 5, during

the 9:00 am Mass for 1 - 5 year olds and the first and

third Sundays of each month.

New Parishioner Welcome Dinner Are you new to the parish or would you like to

connect with fellow parishioners over a casual dinner?

Join us Saturday, May 18, from 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm at

the home of parishioner Katie Lundstrom, 3197 18th

Street N. in Arlington. Space is limited, so

please RSVP to Emily Paxton Duncan at

[email protected].

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Weekly Prayer Intentions:

For those who are sick in our midst: James Santelli, Phillip Harrington, Joanne Kunz,

Katylee McInerney, John Mulrooney, Steve Ponticello,

Olivia Egge and the residents of Cherrydale Health

and Rehabilitation.

To add a name, or if a name may be removed because

the person is no longer ill (Deo gratias!), please contact the

Parish Office at 703-525-1166. Names of the sick are listed for

approximately four weeks unless we are notified otherwise.

Saint Agnes Essentials:

Infant/Child Baptism:

Baptisms are celebrated the 1st and 3rd Sundays

of each month, after the Noon Mass. Contact the

Parish Office to register at 703-525-1166 or

[email protected].

Marriage Preparation:

Call the Parish Office for Pre-Cana at least 7

months prior to your wedding.

Anointing of the Sick:

Call the Parish Office to request Anointing of the

Sick. Anyone with a serious illness should

request this sacrament before being admitted to

the hospital.

Homebound Visitation:

Contact [email protected] or call the

Parish Office at 703-525-1166.

How to become Catholic:

Interested in joining the Catholic Church or want

to learn more? Contact Bernadette Michael in the

Religious Education office at 703-527-1129 or a

priest for more information. Rite of Christian

Initiation of Adults (RCIA) classes are held on

Mondays at 7:30 pm.

Holy Orders/Consecrated Life:

Is the Lord calling you? For information about

priesthood, the permanent diaconate, or the

consecrated life, contact a priest or the Diocesan

Vocations Office at 703-841-2514.

Registration/Change of Address:

Registration cards are in the racks at main

entrances of the church, the Parish Office, or on

our website. Return them to the Parish Office, or

email them to [email protected].

The repose of the souls who recently passed:

Evangeline Matreo; and Sr. Patrick Hogan, aunt of

Mary Roos.

Adoration Chapel “Come to Me, all you who labor and are burdened,

and I will give you rest" (MT 11: 28).

Jesus Christ waits for you in the most Holy Eucharist.

Permanent and substitute adorers are needed daily

between 1:00 am and 4:00 am to restore perpetual

adoration in the Adoration Chapel at St. Agnes. To

make a commitment, please e-mail Michael Sirotniak

at [email protected].

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Events

Brunch | May 12 | 1:15 pm | Convent

All Young Adults are cordially invited to join us

for a free Brunch next Sunday, May 12, after the

noon Mass. Enjoy good company along with

bacon, eggs, sausage and more. Please bring a

pastry or fruit to share! RSVP to Frank O’Donnell

at [email protected].

For more info. contact Alexandra Fee at

[email protected]

For more information contact the school office at 703-527-5423.

Activities

Youth Group | Sundays | 6:00 pm | Gym

St. Agnes High Schoolers are welcome to join the

youth group for evenings of service, talks, games,

and food. Bring your appetite and we’ll supply the

rest! Text @agnesyouth to 81010 to receive

updates.

For more information contact:

[email protected]

Saint Agnes School

Youth Ministry (9th - 12th Grades)

Young Adults (Ages 21-35)

St. Agnes School is a Catholic

community centered on the teachings

of Jesus Christ and strengthened by the

partnership between parents, who are the

primary educators of our students, and

our dedicated teaching staff.

We believe in the mission to educate

our students so that they become loving

Christians, inspired learners, outstanding

achievers, natural communicators, and

strong servants of God.

It’s hard to believe that it’s

the last full month of the school

year, but St. Agnes School

students are in full swing!

Chick-fil-A Day Tuesday, May 7, we will have a Chick-fil-A

fundraiser.

Hispanic Heritage Assembly

& Early Dismissal School will dismiss early on Friday, May 10, at

11:30 am. Join us for the Hispanic Heritage

Assembly prior to that at 10:00 am.

First Holy Communion Please pray for our second graders as

they make their First Holy Communion on

Saturday, May 11.

Father-Daughter Dance Mark your calendars for the Father-Daughter

Dance on May 18 in the school gym.

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Stewardship: Parish Support - 8 - 819 Sunday Collection (in pew & via mail) $ 26,016

Faith Direct (electronic collection) $ 14,337

Total Offertory for Week $ 40,353

Catholic Home Missions (in pew & via mail) $ 2,231

Catholic Home Missions (electronic collection) $ 1,099

Total $ 3,330

Offertory Budget (FY 18-19) $ 1,700,000

Offertory Budget (through 4/28/19) $ 1,421,509

Offertory Actual (through 4/28/19) $ 1,410,010

Stewardship Report

Brother Dennis and Associates Brother Dennis and Associates,

the parish’s outreach program

to support the building of

the faith, frequently makes

donations to Christian groups in little-known

corners of the globe. This week’s donation is

different. It’s to a church and a place

everyone knows, but a church very much in

need, the Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris,

which was severely damaged by fire during

Holy Week. Shortly after the fire, Bishop

Burbidge wrote to the priests of the Arlington

Diocese asking their aid in repairing “this

great symbol of our faith and our

civilization.” The bishop requested that the

priests remember, in their prayers, the French

people “with whom we are in solidarity at

this time of tragedy.” In addition, the bishop

asked the priests to consider having their

parishes make a donation to rebuilding Notre

Dame. In response to his appeal, St. Agnes

Parish, via Brother Dennis and Associates, is

donating $1,800 to repair a church no one

ever imagined would need the help of the

world.