A Safe Driving TributeTo Green Eggs & Ham

www.zoomsafer.com

I am Mom. Mom I am. That Mom I am! That Mom I am!I do not like that Mom I am! Would you try zooming safer?It will keep you safe for sure.It will even send your texts for you.

No. I would not try zooming safer, Mom I am.I do not like zooming safer. Would you try zooming safer here or there? I would not try zooming safer here or there.I would not try zooming safer anywhere.I do not like zooming safer. I do not like it Mom I am.

Would you? Could you? In a car? Would you try zooming safer in a car?Would you try being safer near or far? I would not, could not, in a car.I do not like zooming safer near or far.You let me be. I will drive safer, you will see. You would not try zooming safer so you say.Try it, try it, and you may. Just you try it, it is free!You just try it for you and me.

You would not try zooming safer so you say.Try it, try it, and you may. Just you try it, it is free!You just try it for you and me.

Would you try it riding a bike? How about just skating around?Or driving a train?Or even a bus?

No I will not try zooming safer.Not while riding a bike.Not while driving a train.And not while driving a bus.I will text and text and text – you seeI am safe – you let me be.

You should try zooming safer now.You should try it.You will see. Just you try it, it is free!

I will try it. If you let me be.I will try it. You will see.Does zoom safer really help me?

Say! I like zooming safer. Yes I do! Zoom is free and it helps me too.

Zoom is fun and it texts for me.So now I zoom and zoom and zoom – all text free.I will zoom safer here and there.I will zoom safer everywhere.

I like zooming safer near and far.And on my bike and with my skates.And when I drive a car, bus, train with no mistakes.

I do so like zooming safer!Thank you! Thank you! We are all now just a little safer.