Russell Vega Chapter 1, Scene 2.
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Survive The TeamPass His ClassesGet A JobGet The Girl
… That’s All
Chapter 1
• Scene 2
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Obvious Mystery! You
guys are awesome!
Well thank you
We do try
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I’ve been following you’re band since the
beginning, man! I’m a BIG FAN!!
Since the beginning? Then why haven’t
we met before?
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I’m usually passed out at the end of the night because
I’m a REAL FREAK!!
Well, freedom of expression is
definitely important in the books.
But you went all the way
tonight! Good job!
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Yeah, and I know that you’re on board too. A
bunch of my senses may be dead but I can still pick up the scent!
Dammit, Russell.
Already?
We finished playing, didn’t we? I promised you I
wouldn’t do any until after our shows anymore.
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Come on! We were just on stage 40 seconds ago! What if we were asked to play an encore?
How could we? We played almost every song we have! Except for the songs that suck! NO ONE wants us to play the songs that suck!
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Al right, let’s do this.
I knew you wouldn’t say no, you freakin’ hypocrite!
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I’m not knocking it. I’m just saying that I get worried sometime.
Then why do you do this with me every night?!
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Yay, I always wanted to get high with my
favorite rockin’ potheads!
Whoa, whoa, you gotta keep quiet about it though.
Relax Bill, he’s fine.
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Oh yeah, sorry, I’ll whisper.
And I wouldn’t call us
potheads.
We’re pot users. There’s a
difference.
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What’s the difference?
Pot users do a little here, a little there, without it becoming a habit.
Pot heads are constantly blitzed.
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It all starts to make sense now!
Pot users know where and when to use.
Pot heads are dumb, hopeless addicts.
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I’m starting to get it!
Pot users still make it to class in hopes of one day graduating and
getting a career.
Pot heads end up sitting at their parents’ home all day watching TV and smoking
pot.
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I’m feeling woozy…
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POT
HEAD
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So are you gonna be awake by 11 tomorrow? You know that your dad’s
visiting at 1.
Of course! By tomorrow
afternoon, Daddy Vega won’t know
what hit me!
Next Issue:
Daddy Vega knows what hit you.