Rules for Drinking

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Rules for Drinking 1. DO NOT mix hard liquors a. hard liquors= rum, vodka, gin, whiskey, bailey’s 2. beer before liquor never sicker, liquor before beer in the clear 3. Drinks to buy for girls (and drinks that you generally don’t drink yourself) a. Long Island Iced Tea b. Mojitos (with fruit flavors) c. Cosmopolitan d. Sex on the Beach e. Amaretto Sour 4. Try not to drink shots consecutively, try to wait 10-15 minutes between shots 5. DRINK WATER, drink sips of water between drinks 6. Pull the trigger: if you get the spins, go to the bathroom, lean over the toilet, and stick your finger down your throat. YOU WILL FEEL BETTER 7. Test yourself to see if you have the spins, sit down for a second and if you don’t feel dizzy you’re good to drink some more 8. EAT BEFORE DRINKING Rules for Beer Pong 1. Drink beer every time the opposing team makes a cup in front of you 2. ELBOWS; shoot the balls with your elbow behind the edge of the table 3. Re-racks: allowed 2 re-racks per game 4. Balls back: if both players on the team make a cup in the same turn then they get another turn

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Rules for Drinking

1. DO NOT mix hard liquorsa. hard liquors= rum, vodka, gin, whiskey, bailey’s

2. beer before liquor never sicker, liquor before beer in the clear3. Drinks to buy for girls (and drinks that you generally don’t drink yourself)

a. Long Island Iced Teab. Mojitos (with fruit flavors)c. Cosmopolitand. Sex on the Beache. Amaretto Sour

4. Try not to drink shots consecutively, try to wait 10-15 minutes between shots5. DRINK WATER, drink sips of water between drinks6. Pull the trigger: if you get the spins, go to the bathroom, lean over the toilet, and stick

your finger down your throat. YOU WILL FEEL BETTER7. Test yourself to see if you have the spins, sit down for a second and if you don’t feel

dizzy you’re good to drink some more8. EAT BEFORE DRINKING

Rules for Beer Pong

1. Drink beer every time the opposing team makes a cup in front of you2. ELBOWS; shoot the balls with your elbow behind the edge of the table3. Re-racks: allowed 2 re-racks per game4. Balls back: if both players on the team make a cup in the same turn then they get

another turn5. Heating up: when a player makes 2 shots in a row, that player or his partner calls

“heating up”6. On Fire: when a player makes 3 shots in a row, he or his partner calls “Fire” and that

player gets to shoot until he misses7. Bounce shots: shots that bounce before they go into the cup count as 28. Explosions(if applicable): if both players on the same team make the same cup it counts

as 39. Behind-the-back/trick shots: if you miss a shot and your partner or yourself recaptures

the ball before it falls off the table you get another shot, however you have to do a behind-the-back shot

10. Redemption: if the opposing team makes all the cups in front of you without bounces, explosions, or balls back, there is a chance for redemption. Both players on the losing team gets to shoot until each misses, and if all cups are made, the game resets to 3 vs. 3 cups

Rules for Kings (all rules subject to change)

1. 2: you, pick someone to drink2. 3: me, drink a sip3. 4: whores, girls drink4. 5: drive, ask someone how to play, too hard to explain5. 6: dicks, guys drink6. 7: heaven, everyone puts their hand in the air, last one to put their hand in the air has to

drink7. 8: pick a mate, pick someone to drink with you and for the rest of the game that person

has to drink every time you have to8. 9: bust-a-rhyme, go around in a circle and freestyle, ending word must rhyme with

previous line, 1st person to fail must drink9. 10: categories, person that picked the card picks a category, go around in a circle and

name something in the given category10. Jack’s: pick a rule, make a rule for everyone to follow for the rest of the game, every

time someone breaks the rule that person must drink11. Queen’s: question-master, every time someone answers any question posed by the last

person to pick a queen must drink12. King’s: first 3 people to pick a king fills the “King’s Cup” to a desired amount, last person

to pick a king must chug/drink the entire King’s Cup13. Ace’s: waterfall, everyone begins drinking and you can only stop when the person to

your right stopss