Rotunda - Vol 3, No 25 - April 14, 1923
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X THE NORMAL SCHOOL WEEKLY. '
VOL. 3. Ko.JfiS FAKMYILLK. VIRGINIA AI'KII. 14. 1923
JOHN POWELL IN FARMVILLE Large Audience Attends
Concert. John Powell
PIXIE "CAMPER" SHOWS ABILITY FOR ACTING
A large audience, consisting of Normal School students, town people, and representatives From Blackstone, Hampden-Sidney, and other nearby towns, was royally entertained on Tuesday night, \pril lo in the Normal School Audito- rium by John Powell, one of America's fore- tnosl piamsts and composers. Virginia is very proud to add to IKT long list of famous men this worthy son. He is a native of Richmond, and a graduate of the University of Virginia.
The program, consisting of some of his own compositions and those of other famous masters of music, played on his own Steinway Piano, was as follow-:
1. Beethoven Sonata in C Major Opus. S3
(VValdstein > Allegro ion brio Introduzoine, Adagio Molto Kendo Allegretto Moderato, Prestissimo
2.
Chopin Nocturne I) flat, Scherzo C sharp minor. Polonaise, A Hal
3. Beethoven Three Country Dances
C major; E flat major: I.' major John Powell Banjo Picker (from "At the
Fair" j David Guion Turkey in the Straw
4. Liszt -Slumber Song, Rhapsodic Hongroise,
No. 13 This splendid entertainment gave everyone
present an opportunity of hearing a truly great artist and of seeing and feeling proud of a noted Virginian. John Powell was brought to Farm- ville by members of the alumnae of Parmville Normal for the benefit of the Student Building.
V, P. I, TO HAVE NEW BUILDING Alumni Launch Campaign for World War
Memorial Hall.
Tuesday morning, in the Training School As- sembly the Ninth Grade dramatized two scenes from "The Little Shepherd of Kingdom Come" in which Chad's dog, Jack is being tried for sheep killing.
1 ii the first scene the mountaineer- assemble for the trial, over which the Squire presides. The jury is chosen: and. after the witnesses are heard, the jury pronounce the dog guilty. The second scene is on the hillside near the dead sheep and Whiz/.er. Mere Jack is found inno- cent and both the Turners and the Dillons re- turn home to remain enemies for life.
The cast of characters is as follow-:
Chad 1 lannah 1 lamlet Jack Pixie "Camper" Squire Pauline Stallard Sheriff Leggy Madison Joel Turner Smitty Carter Mrs. Turner Margaret rlubbard Milissa Constance Lovd Old Tad Dillon Elizabeth Cash Little Tad Dillon Thelma Swishcr Daws Dillon Kloisc W'arriner Mrs. Dillon Bessie Snell Silas Brown Fanny Grainger Sam Jones \lva Williams Will Tompkins Ilallie Blmore Tom lliggin Mary Johns
CLEF COLUMN
SCRIPTURE CAKE
( ine cup Judges 5:25 ; two CUps Jeremiah <>:20; three and one half CUDS I Kings 4:22; two cups I Samuel 30:10; two cups Jeremiah 8:13; one cup Genesis 43:11; one cup Proverbs 30:33; nx cups Isiah 10:14; a little Leviticus 2:13; two ta- blespoonsful Proverbs 24:13; sweet spices to taste. 1 Kings, 10:2; two heaping table spoons- ful Galatians 5:9. Follow Solomon's ad- vice for making good hoys (first clause of Proverbs 2.^:14) and you will have a good cake. Hake in a moderately hot oven. Mrs. J. II. I lines.
Girls, here is food for thought and Biblical reference on a hungry Sunday afternoon. Also a practical suggestion to send to your mother.
The Editor offers for the delectation of the audience this week the following cheerful ditty, for which Becky Dedmon is responsible. Did you ever think as the hearse rolls by That maybe some day you and I \\ ill roll along in a big black hack With never a thought of coming hack. And they dig a hole and bury you deep And you never wake from that awful sleep. And the worms crawl out, and the worms crawl in The) crawl all over your mouth and chin. They bring their friends and their friends*
friends too. And they all come in for a friendly chew. And your eyes fall out And your teeth fall in And your limits fall off of you Limb by limb. Ah-men Ah-women,
At the gathering of alumni, more than 12 hun- dred in number—which took place at Blacksburs lasl May. it was proposed by the President of the Alumni Association that a fund of $250,000 be raised with which to erect a building as a memorial to their students who fought in the great war. Some program ha- already been made and the committee is now planning to ac- tively push the campaign throughout the state and tin' south.
The building which the alumni of \ . 1'. I. will MM for their Alma Mater is as follows:
"A large building of native stone with steel frame-work. The basement of the building t<» contain storing facilities and fifty or sixty shower baths, a swimming pool of the latest type, approx- imately thirty by seventy feet, will be built as an annex to the basement and first flour. The main floor to be devoted to a large well-equipped gymnasium. The room to be SO arranged that it can be used for drill purposes during Winter months; also to he used for basketball, tennis and other indoor sports. The second floor to contain a thoroughly modern auditorium with appropriate dressing rooms. The third floor to contain large, well-equipped halls for the lit- erary societies, several rooms to he fitted up as "a cluh" tor the professors, graduate students and visiting alumni, a room for the Bugle Board, Editors of the '■Tech.*- the Monogram Cluh and all other student organizations. The fourth floor to contain rooms with appropriate toilet and bathing facilities where all visiting athletic teams may he properly entertained and twenty to thirty additional bedrooms to he available for visiting alumni. The college authorities have agreed to permanently heat, light and furnish janitor serv- ice for this building.
The committee in charge of the campaign hopes thai the cornerstone may he laid during the commencement exercises of 1(>2.}. anil the build* ing dedicated during commencement, N24.
DRAMATIC CLUB GIVES NEXT LYCEUM NUMBER
Since sitting in a certain large lecture course, we almost know how the Philistine felt when he was killed by the jaw hone of an a~s.
Jack -o*- Lantern.
The Dramatic Cluh will present three plays, "The [mpertenance of the Creature" lcoined\ i. "Spreading the News" (comedy), and "The Masque of the Two Strangers" i Poetic play of Symbolism) for their Lyceum number on April 20.
It is needless to promise a treat, for the MIC-
0 I of the cluh in the past. s|>eaks for the fu- ture. All alumnae are especially invited to at- tend.
THE ROTUNDA, APRIL 14. 1923
THE ROTUNDA Member Southern Inter-Collegiate Newspaper Ass'n
Published weekly by the students of The State Normal School, Farmville, Va.
Entered as second-class matter March 1, 1921, at the post office of Farmville, Virginia, under the Act of March 3, 1879.
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ROTUNDA STAFF
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THIS STAFF'S LAST WORD
Tlii> week is the last week that this staff has the privilege of working for the ROTUNDA. It ends our newspaper work at S. X. S. We take this, our last opportunity, to speak to our readers.
We wish in 'hank the- faculty and student body for their aid in making the ROTUNDA what it is. We wish to thank Dr. Jannan for his kindni in furnishing the ROTUNDA office in such a man ner that it has been a pleasure to work in it. It was because of you thai this staff was able to add another sheet to the paper. Through the reorganization and enlargement of the staff, the extension oi the advertising and subscription list--, the enlarging of the exchange li-t, the prac- tice of having various cuts and cartoons, the in- troduction of the Christmas gift shop, and pub- lishing the best material which we could obtain, we have tried to make our paper better and prove worth) of the trust you placed in m b) making us metnbeia of the staff.
As the time comes to leave this work, we do so with hesitancy, because we realize what a great opportunity we have had in serving the school. Tin- advantage will go to the new staff next week. They arc full of ideas for making the ROTUNDA I better paper. It is up to you, student bodj and faculty, to help them attain their goal "I what the Km i\n\ should be.
Everyone possesses a name. It i> one thing
we have in common with our neighbors. If con-
versation lags and we have exhausted the pos-
sibilities of the weather as a topic, why not dis-
cuss names? Nearly every locality has names which to out-
siders seem queer. In Florida I know a Miss
Silvertooth. It seemed incongruous thai she
should possess perfect teeth with not a trace of
silver about them.
1 have a friend who seems to fear that some
day a dire calamity may overtake her she may
not have anything with which to cover her head.
To offset this possibility she married a Mr. Hatt.
lie died and for a long lime she mourned the loss
of her Mall, hut after a while she was convinced
that a Roof offered even greater protection to her than a Hatt. so now sin- is Mrs. Root.
The names of colors are used for family
names. No doubt many of its could construct
a rainbow from our acquaintances with color
names. In my home town we have a druggist
named While, a dentist named I Hack, and a
merchant named Brown, all of whom are Knighl
Templais. They went to a convention in San
Francisco. When the train stopped at a small
Kansas station a man rushed in and said he
wished to meet his brother Templais. Mr. White
began to introduce himself, Dr. Black, and Mr.
Brown. The man broke out into a hearty laugh
and said, "My name's Green."
1 once taught in a school when' every morning
the principal called the roll of the entire school
at the opening exercises, lie called the family
first and went all the way from Anderson, Anna,
to Ziggler, Mary. In my room were two girls,
Annie I'.die Sane and Kan- Gofortti. The calling
of these two names amused me very much. The
principal would pause for effect between the
names. When he reached Sane. Annie Belle, 1
looked around to see whether some unfortunate
occurrence had driven Annie Belle insane. Ev-
ery time his voice boomed out "Go forth, Kate."'
1 expected to sec Kate rise and go forth, for
our principals commanding voice was one not
likely to be disohexed.
Sometimes we think it unfortunate that we
cannot choose our own names. ( iftcu we think
them inappropriate, hut after all, what's in a
name? Is it not what we put into it? < >UT
names represent US and we can make them mean
what we will.
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THE COMMITTEE OF 39 ON PUBLIC SCHOOL METHODS
AT YOUlt .SKKVICE. Material covering all aubjecta In the courae of atudy. Departments on proj'- nethod. motivation, the socialized recitation programs .. special daya. Write for Information to Ft. O. WICKHAM. Organizer for Va.. Hampton. Va.
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THE ROTUNDA, APRIL 14. 1923
GOOD-BYE
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE CAMPUS FORUM?
"What do you think of the Campus Forum?" has been asked of many girls over the whole United States, even right here on our own campus. What do we as Association members think of it: First of all. what do we know about it? Do we know that it is really a section of the Y. W . C. \. publication, the Woman's Press. set aside especial!) for us, students. We are its contributors as well as its readers yes. Farmville has had a contribution in the- Campus Forum. I lave you read it?
This is just an example of numerous ques- tions and things of interest ahum the vastness of the Y. \\. C. A. work which we ought to know. Ask any of the members of the Cabinet what they are doing now; they will be mosl apt to answer "studying" and refer yon to_a regular course of study and references on the Cabinet room table. They arc studying. They have each been chosen for a particular fitness for her place. and the) are striving to go forward, to receive training and a broader vision of the scope of the whole Association. They are to take an ex- amination on the work and then go to Westhamp- tofl College to a Cabinet Training Council that they may be better leaders and representatives for us as Association members. Are we not to learn also? Certainly, and not necessarily all from them either. Let ns study onr Association, ours in the sense of the- world wide influence. Let us learn the work, let up keep posted as t" what's happening in our Association World. Read the Woman's Press and other good books on the V*. W. C. A. reading table.
STUDENT BUILDING PAYMENTS
Cash $ 2.00 Mr. \\. \\. Jackson 5.00 Peoples National Bank 50.00 Mary Mills 10.00 Mr. Percy Dugger 5.00 Mr. X. B. Davidson 50.00 Mis> Smithey W.00 Mr. J. M. I.ear 10.00 Mr. P. \\. Fattig 10.00 Gamma Theta Sorority 10.00 Clara Thompson 10.00 Mr. R. C Bristow 5.00
Total $197.00
Grand Total. $18331.14.
I was told to write a farewell poem For the Staff "Just something cl< ver, don't you know— That'll make the girls all laugh!" I tried to make it clever And I tried to make it rhyme I tried and tried. Alas, it got Worse cadi successive time! Anyway It all amounts to
This. The prophet who Was without honor in his native land 1 lad nothing on The stall ( )f any school Newspaper. Not only was it honor that We «lid not yet But also contributions, Hut still— We liked it all—or most of it. We hope You won't forget US by next week. We hope you'll help ( Kir dear success >rs. That's all. I loodbye.
Suppose You Have a Fire Tonight?
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VIOLIN, PIANO, VOICE Banjo, Guitar, Mandolin, Cornet
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Pupils prepared for orchestra, concert and church work
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STATE, CITY AND COUNTY DEPOSITORY Capital Stock $ 50,000.00 Surplus 100,000.00
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MILLINERY All the latest and up-to-date styles always on
hand HATS FOR SCHOOL GIRLS A SPECIALTY
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LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR GENERAL MERCHANDISE
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We have purchased 122,000 pair of LJ. S.
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This shoe is guaranteed one hundred per cent
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THE ROTUNDA, APRIL 14. 1923
JJTERARY1 OOCIETIEO
PIERIAN
The I'icri.-m Literary Society held its meeting Saturda) evening between 7:00 and 8:00. Al- ter the old business and some very important new business was discussed the short but interesting program was rendered :
Ilariet Coleman made an interesting talk on Madam Marie Curie.
Louise Stevenson gave importanttpoints and works of Judge Florence Allen.
The meeting adjourned.
RUFFNER
The Ruliner Literary Society met Tuesday, April 3. The time was taken up with a husiness meeting in regard to revision of the constitution, io be decided at a joint meeting of the Athenian. Cunningham and Ruffner societies. It was also decided to change the meeting hour and day of the Ruffner Society to Saturday night at 7 o'clock.
in the United State-. It is One of the Best Pic- tures Ever Shown Anywhere. Pathe News Monday and a Good Comedy Tuesday. Mat- inee at 4 O'clock Mondav. Admission to Nor- mal Students 35 cent-.
Wed.—We have requested a -how for this date, hut as the show is on the road we are not yet sure of getting it here.
Thu. & Fri.—Helen Chadwick and a Big All Star east, in the Special Production "Gimme" from the .-lory by Rupert Hughes. Suppose you had borrowed five hundred dollars to buy a trousseau for your honeymoon—and then sup- pose your husband were to learn of your mystery later on—What would you say in answer to his jealous accusations? ( )h hoy. what a picture! Rupert Hughes has made an uproarious comedy- drama of high finance in the home and you are going to howl at many a "touching" and familiar situation. Every Girl Will Enjoy This Picture. Fox Xews Thursday and a Good Comedy Fri- day. Admission to Normal Students 25 cents.
Sat.—Viola Dana in "Love in the Dark." one of her latest and very beat picture-. An exciting comedy-drama with a laugh for every thrill, (iirls, you will enjoy this tense, hilarious com- edy, and a charming romance in a rapidly moving Story. You have Viola Dana is her most delight- ful role. Also 9th episode of the serial. Admis- sion to Normal Students 20 cents.
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ATHENIAN
"Jepson broke off his engagement with that peach."
'"1 suppose she gave him the rinj,r?" "No, you see. she'.s a clin^-stone peach."
Judge.
The Athenian Literary Society held a short hut interesting program on Tuesday. April 10. After the regular business, the following pro- gram was given:
Stmg—"( tar Athenian" Society "The WCddiug King." by Van Dyke
Jessie Pittard Recitation ('.race Noel
AT THE EAC0 THEATRE
April 16th-21st.
Mon. & Tue. "The Christian." The greal Special Production from the novel by same name by Sor Hall Caine. Enacted by an all Btar cast headed by Richard Dix. The story of the man who had to choose between his devotion to religion and an over powering passion for London's famous stage beauty it the most thrill- in- and dramatic love drama the world has ever known, It has been made into the biggest pic- ture of the year. This is the Big Picture That Was Shown in Richmond About a Mouth Ago, and the Film Was Kept Under Police Guard. 'I he showing in Richmond was it> first showing
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J. L. JARMAN, President
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Stationery
FARMVILLE, VIRGINIA
SHANNON'S Soda Shop and Bakery
MAIN STREET AT HIGH
Delicious drinks and the most satisfying dainties to eat.
We specialize in catering to Normal School Stu- dents.
WE TAKE PRIDE In preparing and serving the most elaborate banquets
at the most reasonable price. Banquets for school organizations our specialty.
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THE ROTUNDA, Ai'RII. 14, 1923
PUPPY LOVE There is a malady more widespread than
measles. And far more dangerous. In the ter- rors which ii holds for its victims it is more deadly than smallpox, yet in its humor for on- lookers it is rivalled only by mumps.
< Inly fools are stricken with it. yet having had it, one ceases to be a fool automatically with its cure, i have heard many who were once afflicted so in youth speak of it. and such see to be the consensus of opinion.
li i> no respecter of age, although among ado lescenl youth it i> perhaps most prevalent. I have seen, however strong men and able women stricken down as mercilessly as the most hlatont
youth. Did I mention it-- name: There is no need
here to mention its scientific cognomen, that being long at:d painful to tin1 ear. We shall speak of it by its fervently, sometimes even vio- lently bestowed name of Puppy Love. A par- ticularh appropriate name, it seems to me, tor man) reasons too dark and deep to divulge hei e
l once knew an individual who was Buffering from this strange disease. He was my brother [ohn. I did not know then what was his trou- hle. although I pondered on il many times, some- times mirthfully, and sometimes distinctly oth- erwise, lie wore, I remember, a flowing tie, long flopping hair and a pained expression. The>e characteristics probably had nothing to do with the malady, Puppy Love, although 1 am not even yet lure, I have never broached the question but once. Since that attempt to clear up what was a deep mystery to me, I have been possessed of a singular delicacy on the subject, which has caused me to retrain from any mention of it. He ha> since reformed.
Mv brother John firsl evidenced symptoms of I'uppv l.ove at the table. neibund then that it was necessary to Mieani three times before he could be persuaded to pan the butter. Not that he was partial toward the butter. He simply declined to pas- anything. It did not seem to be stubbornness on his part, but rather a deafness of the brain. This grew more noticeable as the trouble grew worse. Toward the end no amount of screaming seemed to have any el feet. This was true also in ordinary conversa- tion. I remember my father grew quite vistent. He had been asking John about pruning some fruit trees. After waiting some moments in vain for a response, lie shouted:
"Well, you blithering moonstruck fool, can't you talk at all?" It was then that John turned around eagerly, his face alight with the expres- sion one puts on upon finding, at last a kindred spirit. My father's mouth gaped. John was going to answer! He did. He said:
"Yes, I think 'moon' would he miuii better in that line than '.stars,' too. You put the verv
word right in my mouth!" My father seemed on the point of explosion hut thought better of it. and took to his bed instead, from which he did not rise again for many days. | \v said that it was hard to find in his old age that one of his children was an imbecile.
John committed poetry. All Puppy hove vic- tims do. Write would be perhaps, a more ]MI-
liu- term, but commit i> more appropriate. Ves- undoubtedly commit i> the only word. For the poetry of Puppy l.ove is crime. It is gloried with a purple freedom one seldom finds else- where. It is profusely decorated with rosebuds and small gooey hearts, h i- populated to over- flowing with obese eupids and woiidroiisly beau- tiful maidens and round, fat. pumpkin colored moons. It oozes with sticky words, h j> un- thinkable. It is painful. It should he punish- able by law.
John suffered spasms of exquisite torture as well as moments of unlivable bliss.
lb- sighed—vast, gusty sighs that seemed am- bitious to carry house and all away on their capacious bosoms to some distant, romantically gloom) Arcady.
He was melancholy with an inconsolable gloom and tragic darkness.
He was happy to simple mindedness. Funerals seemed to fascinate him. He would
attend every one anywhere within a radius of twenty miles. >it through the service with a sickly and watery smile, and return home, to sit in the pale moonlight and commit more ]*>- etry, commencing "If I should die, wouldst thou forget me?"
He did nothing but mope and clutter up the house with himself and his eternal ravings which he would write on paper and then leave to he blown about and read by every one who came by and disgrace the family.
He was forever in the way. and when one would remind him of this, he would move away with such a pathetic look in his eyes as puppies have when they are turned outdoors mi a cold morning. < toe couldn't kick him. He was too pathetic.
Truly, be did those things he OUght not to have done, but more truly, he left undone everything he by any remote chance should have done.
I.ist | have painted this picture of a sufferer from Puppy l.ove in too dark tones. I shall splash vivid sunshine across the dark canvas:
( >ne always recovers. John did. Some one laughed at him. He became cynical. He is al- most normal now.
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At reasonable tuition rates
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THE ROTUNDA, APRIL 14. 1923
Mary had a little lamb, And when she saw il sicken, .She- sent it to the packing house And now its labeled chicken.
I town on the dune Where the breakers roar. In the sofl summer days of June, The sand-fiddlers sit ()n a sand spit And fiddle a Bweet spittoon.
Exchange.
"Why won't you ever kiss any of the fellows?" "For goodness* sake!'" exclaimed the girl.
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"How can you keep from hitting your thumb when you drive a nail?"
"lldd the hammer in both hand.-."'
Tin girl across the hall wants to know if Joan course." of Are was related to Noah.
Embryo: "What was Hobson's choice, Pro- fessor?"
Prof.: '*— —ah. er, why Mrs. ilobson, of
Tragedy 364J.
When you can't think ()f anything To write as the weekly Tragedy And you ask some Local idiot to Tell you a Tragedy And she says "Hamlet*"— < >h death where is thy stinger at?
I Orchestra Drummer: "I"in the fastest man in the world."
'How's that?" <). 1).: "Time flies, doesn't it?" V.: "So they say." 0. I).: "Well. 1 heat time."
Chaparral.
(>ctopus.
"Yes, I was in the Sixty-second regiment." "A minute man. huh?"
Lemon Puneh.
COLLEGE CUT OUTS
Dr. Morgenthan Declares We Are in 30 Years War.
"We are in the midst of another 30 years war, which began with the Balkan war of 1912. and it i> very uncertain, as may be judged from the present disturbed conditions in Europe, what will take place during the remaining 18 years of this period," declared Dr. Henry Morgenthan, For- mer American ambassador to Turkey during the World war. Monday evening before an audi- ence that completely filled the gymnasium.
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LADIES' SHOE SHINE PARLORS
"Why do they always eheer when a fellow getfl hurt
"So the ladie- won't hear what lie says."
Yoo Doo.
Know I'» N<:
Boo who? \\ hatelia crying about:
"Do you know anything good about thai girl?" "Yes, but l promised not t<> repeal it."
Georgia to Have New Memorial Hall.
The University of Georgia War Memorial Hall contract was awarded to Smallman-Brice Construction Co. of Birmingham, at a special meeting of trustees of the University War Memorial Fund in the- office of Attorney F. Warren Maise here. It will C0»1 $180,000 to complete the magnincenl structure on the L'ni- versity campus, started as "Alumni Hall" nearly two decades ago, Work will begin within the week, and the building, it is expected, will be completed by opening of the 1923-1924 session
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HERFF JONES COMPANY MANUFACTURNG JEWELERS AND
ENGRAVERS INDIANAPOLIS
We Manufacture the Standard Ring for the Farmville State Normal School
Gargoyle. "' ,lu' University. S. I. X. A.
Big Negro: "Look here, Sambo, what would you do if vim wit/ to k'it a letter from <lat Kit '■'•1,,I> College has just reee.ved a eash dona- Klitx Klan?" ''"" ()l $25,000 from a generous friend, who
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