Roses Competition - Travel Zine

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Travel Zine

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This was a competition brief, I was able to choose my own brief for this module. I worked together with Beth Munro and we chose the brief 'everyone hates queuing, train delays and rush-hour traffic – but is it all a state of mind? Change perception and let the bad times rock and the good times roll.' We regularly get the train to University so we know exactly how you feel when your waiting for a train or waiting as there has been a delay. Our aim of our design was to create a short zine that would make the negative time into more of a positive period, where you could get things done, for example a to do list and also we wanted to make people to have fun, for example we included a 'scouse crossword'.

Transcript of Roses Competition - Travel Zine

Travel Zine

HOROSCOPESTIPS

The 10

stepsINTRO

Today’s

upliftingquote

puzzles

BIRDWATCHING

Not to do

list

Draw

Negative

comments gohere

HERES WHAT WE HAVE TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED ON YOUR TRAVELS TODAY READ CREATE AND BE MORE PRODUCTIVE AND POSSATIVE WITH YOUR TIME

&DON’T JUST SIT AND STARE

&Do you hate waiting for the train? How do you feel when there are delays? Does the time drag? Do you sit there thinking of all the other things you could be doing? Or do you scroll up and down facbook looking for Joe Bloggs next status? Well heres a zine we have created for you to make waiting more of a possitive than a negative.We have created this zine to amuse you and to stop you messing up your life by just sitting on your arse doing nothing. We have included pages that will make you laugh your socks off, pages that will make your day more producive, and pages to keep you occupied to make the time go faster.

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0 Buy your boss a tea or coffee to get on their good side

get in touch with a old friend

don’t mess too much with your hair or by the time your 40 you will look 85

Stay Hydrated

recycle

dont do drugs

SMILE

don’t read beauty magazines they will only make you feel ugly

Sing in the shower like your beyonce

if your feeling cheeky Buy your partner or yourself some sexy langerie to spice up life

in the bedroom

negative comments go here

Write down ALL your negative thoughts in your mind right now

and don’t think about them for the rest of the day

BIRDwatching

watching

“ “life is way too short

to spend

“ “another day at war with yourself.

HAVEYOUGOT

THINGS you

TODAY?

YOUGOT

THINGS you

TODAY?

WELL WRITE THINGS

Fill this page with the things you want to avoid today, and focus on

what you need to do!

horo

s cope

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SagittariusYou are optimistic and enthu-siastic this week. You have a tendancy to rely on luck though since you have no tal-ent. The majority of sagittari-ans are drunks or pot-heads.

AriesYou are the pioneer type to-day and you will old most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and full of scornfull advice to-day. You are basically a d*ck.

LeoYou consider yourself a lead-er this week. Others will think your pushy and a bully. You are vain and cannot tolorate honest criticism lately. Your arrogance is disgusting and you get a thrill out of sniffing bike seats & kissing mirrors.

TaurusYou are practicle and persis-tent right now. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people will think of you as stuborn and bull-headed today. You are nothing but a damn com-minist. You also have an in-tense love for whips and chains.

VirgoYou are the logical type and hate disorder right now. This nit-pick-ing is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotion-al. Virgo’s make good bin men.

LibraYou are the artistic type and have a difficult time with re-ality lately. Chances for em-ployment and monetry gain are exellent because you are a rip-off. You probably also think you are a player. Your not.

ScorpioYou are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted this week. You will achieve some success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b*tch. Or so you think.

CapricornYou are conservative and afraid of taking risks today. Your basically chicken-sh*t. You fear new people and relationships. Grow a pair.

PiscesYou have a vivid imagination lately, sometimes you think your being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence over your friends and people resent you this week. Your lacking of confidence and you are general-ly a coward. pisces people love animals and pick their nose a lot.

GeminiYou are a quick and intelligent thinker this week. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for little right now, this means you are a cheap selfish bast***.

CancerYou are sympathetic and un-derstanding to other peoples problems lately. Everyone ac-tually thinks you are a sucker. You are always putting things off and you’ll end up of wel-fare and won’t be worth sh*t.

kjust

idding

kidding

£tips on saving

£Well tell them the monsters love to nibble on kids feet when they see that there are lights on at night

WALK TO THE SHOP YOU LAZY GIT YOU’LL ALSO BE GIVING MORE THAN YOUR FOOT

SOME EXERSIZE.

use discount vouchers on your next date it will save you a fortune!

You could honestly save up to £350 a year by not keeping the bathroom and hall light on a night! If it’s really not posible to have to lights off you could use a table lamp or standard lamp with an 8 watt energysaving bulb.Using a table lamp with an 8 watt energysav-ing bulb with a time switch, that switches off at 06:00 and off at 00:00. That only uses 48 watts a night and costs about £1.50 a year. It gets switched off earlier in the summer, you can do the maths! Your saving a furtune!

If your travelling short distance don’t drive; you will save up too £430 a year alone by cutting out the little trips to the newsagent for your chocy biscuits your planning on dunking in your tea while watching tonights soaps. Not only will you be saving you will be burning off the calories you from that chocolate and have those toned legs in no time, Roy Cropper will be impressed.

Use vouchers and discounts on dates – Your date is going to think you are just the absolute best when you stop the waiter and ask them about a discount voucher you’ve got in your pocket. No but really, if you’re going out with someone you’ve known for quite a while that you can have a laugh with, they’ll probably appreciate this one. But if you’re going on a first date with someone you want to impress, this really isn’t the way to do it.£

tips on saving

Draw The Person In Front of you like one of your french girls

YOUR

SLANGtoday is a

guess the famous scouseDaily Puzzle

crossword

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Down1. Poverty stricken, without money.

2. A word for female.3. Fake eye-lashes.

4. Old fashioned - of a kind that is no longer in style.

8. Any nourishing substance eaten or drunk to sustain life, provide

energy, promote growth, etc.

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SLANGtoday is a

guess the famous scouse

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famous

slang

crosswordAcross5. Not true or real.6. Uncontrollably intoxicated.7. Avoid - to stay away from or prevent the occurrence of.9. Sustaining much activity: a busy morning.10. A persons boyfriend or lover.